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@ratoslov.bsky.social

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created December 21, 2023

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Profile picture Aaron Bady (@zunguzungu.bsky.social) reposted

Immigrants are a social good, anti-immigrant propaganda is basically all lies, and any approach to the "problem" that doesn't start form those two points is worthless

6/9/2025, 9:18:26 PM | 3130 857 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Those Army Men socks would be charming if he was in charge of a peacetime military, like 'let's not take this too seriously', but with his rhetoric it says to me 'your lives are my playthings'.

6/9/2025, 10:59:37 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Fascism craves the appearance of strength above all else, including strength. Hegseth is going to make the US Military into the Cybertruck of war.

6/9/2025, 3:19:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Huh. Trump was in DC when he gave the orders, right? Could the DC district attorney bring charges?

4/9/2025, 1:54:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick De Klotz (@patdeklotz.bsky.social) reposted

When people say “I want my kids to have things I never had the opportunity to have,” I did not realize they meant measles.

3/9/2025, 7:45:48 PM | 1296 381 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Also drinking.

3/9/2025, 5:54:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh that's what the Oguri plushies are a reference to. Yeah I could see that being a craze, that's adorable AF.

31/8/2025, 6:08:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

What adorable bits of Victoriana. I'm sure a bit of whimsy made sewing more fun.

31/8/2025, 5:48:13 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks cozy.

30/8/2025, 1:11:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Apt name.

29/8/2025, 8:07:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

I hear they improved patient comfort because people were afraid of them, so they just didn't get them. Kind of like dentistry.

25/8/2025, 11:55:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

For example there's a minor controversy about the Postal Service updating their trucks to a different design, or how there's all this dragging of feet about modernizing US currency with colored bills because 'it looks like Monopoly money'.

25/8/2025, 9:03:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Part of it is that there's only a handful of manufacturers of school busses who rarely update their models, partly because they're owned by poor school districts that don't have the funds to modernize, and partly because Americans get weirdly conservative about the aesthetics of institutional stuff.

25/8/2025, 9:00:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Big Nier fan.

23/8/2025, 4:35:37 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 (@chimeracoder.bsky.social) reposted

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

21/8/2025, 1:43:16 PM | 22008 21689 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

An excellent likeness! Gouache is fun.

16/8/2025, 2:37:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

The entire history of slave-owning America was a series of slave rebellions. The US was putting them down constantly, like every other slave-owning power in the history of the world.

16/8/2025, 12:06:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

F150s are garish too dude. This is not the era of quiet dignity.

15/8/2025, 9:06:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) reposted reply parent

the thing everyone is going to have to accept is that the post-trump period, whenever it comes, will not and cannot be a project of national unity, it must be a project of partisan project of renewal, in the same way that reconstruction and the new deal were partisan projects of renewal.

12/8/2025, 11:18:25 PM | 13926 3321 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social)

Please love your pets and tell them what they mean to you. Loving pets is exercise for your soul.

13/8/2025, 8:20:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

"Politics ability" clearly measured by using the Harvard Political Thought Ability Scale made in 2011 by Dr. Michael McDoesn'tExist.

13/8/2025, 2:57:01 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Clearly we need to work harder to get back on their shit-list.

12/8/2025, 4:04:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump takes everything from America. Is nothing sacred?

10/8/2025, 6:45:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

I have heard of authors who use subtext and they are all cowards.

10/8/2025, 2:17:46 AM | 24 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Hell yeah.

10/8/2025, 12:27:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

She drinks tea out of a hip flask. I think she's the most convincingly teenaged Uma of them all.

10/8/2025, 12:27:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm surprised they feel the need to cover this up or give detainees any medical attention at all.

8/8/2025, 6:15:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, they get that. Their use case is that the receiver is also having AI read it. No actual communication necessary.

6/8/2025, 4:56:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Rightly. And the fact the AI hallucinated that promise is all the more reason to hold him to it.

6/8/2025, 4:53:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

When he says 'refuse to work' he means 'is disabled'.

6/8/2025, 5:34:57 AM | 74 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Stolze (@gregstolze.bsky.social) reposted

It is not understood thoroughly enough or widely enough that "be the absolute best person in the world at your job" is a less reliable and slower way to make money than "have some money already" is.

31/7/2025, 7:02:30 PM | 84 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

That's some breathing room.

28/7/2025, 3:25:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Lemme guess, none of these guys estimates includes ecological damage from constructing and running absurdly large data centers.

28/7/2025, 10:06:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Justifications are for people who answer to someone.

25/7/2025, 2:15:46 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

"we just give it all our data and it magically makes us richer", but in PowerPoint form.

25/7/2025, 5:04:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Buying a shitty product doesn't make you an oppressed class. It makes you a rube.

22/7/2025, 7:03:08 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

When I read it it was instantly credible because that is exactly the kind of goofy weird shit Trump would think was subtle and clever. Dude has always been a weird creep with a fixation on show business.

21/7/2025, 2:27:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Literally the only good thing about it was that it looked like a lava lamp. Sadly it was disgustingly sweet and also incredibly viscous. There's a reason it never had a revival despite soda companies being huge on nostalgia.

21/7/2025, 2:12:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

The company seems... unfocused. It's a cyber-cafe and e-sports venue that also offers night classes in various tech subjects, and they also offer IT services and T-shirt printing. So exactly the kind of business you imagine when you see that vehicle.

20/7/2025, 2:14:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

If they don't like it they can die angry.

19/7/2025, 8:04:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Folie à deux, but single-serving.

19/7/2025, 4:18:09 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social)

I have to wonder what specifically is in the Epstein files that Trump is so afraid of being revealed. Dude's publicly admitted to some horrific stuff and other stuff leaked and nobody cared, but he's abjectly terrified of something in there.

18/7/2025, 2:37:10 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Quit your job, change your name, move to some small town in the middle of nowhere and seek a more honorable career in retail.

18/7/2025, 2:08:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Winter clothes could be a serious problem. Not having winter gear can be life-threatening in a lot of the country, and freak weather patterns are annoyingly common.

17/7/2025, 12:50:24 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

A good chunk of that is just good old fashioned trauma.

16/7/2025, 9:11:28 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Trauma Team was great too, apart from the endoscope missions.

16/7/2025, 9:08:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Human civilization has had horse girls since the dawn of time instead of horses. The only major historical change this seems to have caused is the existence of the Kingdom of Ireland. Horsegirls are literally the reincarnated spirits of horses. Highways have designated horsegirl lanes.

16/7/2025, 11:32:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Vibe Engineering, but yeah. There's so much about the Titan's construction that no engineer signed off on that the only explanation for it is "Stockton eyeballed it and said it's good enough."

16/7/2025, 12:32:55 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

The bit where we find out how Cranky died was super dark, but spoilers: he deserved worse.

15/7/2025, 1:38:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

A consequence that was easily foreseeable for someone with object permanence and theory of mind.

14/7/2025, 12:55:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Greater Los Angeles has a population of 18.8 million. In 2001 Afghanistan had a population of 20 million. I don't know if it's even possible for the US military to fully occupy LA.

14/7/2025, 8:00:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

We absolutely need to do that. It's an unconscionable mess.

14/7/2025, 7:52:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Like, the gold standard for prescribing psych meds is 'hey, try this and see if that helps.' That's barely medicine!

14/7/2025, 7:36:20 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bake (@bak3nator.bsky.social) reposted

Bottoms Up! Art by @setzeri.bsky.social

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12/7/2025, 6:57:56 PM | 238 47 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Is there any evidence he's alive at all?

11/7/2025, 8:25:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

How dare peasants question a lady of rank such as her?

11/7/2025, 12:24:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

He wanted to fight in Iraq or Afghanistan, the two stupidest bullshit wars in the history of the US? Those shitty wars?

11/7/2025, 12:13:20 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

That's bleak.

9/7/2025, 8:22:13 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Setz (@setzeri.bsky.social) reposted

Aloha~ Ichiban Kasuga desu~ #Yakuza #LikeADragon

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9/7/2025, 3:10:43 PM | 537 201 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

It's heartwarming to see River Side Casino giving people a second chance at an honest life.

9/7/2025, 7:16:36 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

I tend to write sentences like this, but that's what first drafts are for.

9/7/2025, 3:47:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

When David Lynch wrote all those films about idyllic American towns with an unsavory underbelly of crime and immorality, he was writing about growing up in Boise in the 60's. www.boisestatepublicradio.org/news/2025-01...

8/7/2025, 11:34:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Now if we just get a Waffle House we'll officially be part of the South.

8/7/2025, 11:01:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

You can get a brand new laptop from Walmart for less than 200 bucks. Laptops are cheap tools.

8/7/2025, 4:23:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

crap, that's right. my bad.

8/7/2025, 4:02:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

That is an amazing shirt

8/7/2025, 12:13:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Depends on how they split. I've seen Republican proposals to split CA into five states, with the entire urban coastal corridor as one state and the rest as four states, netting +6R senators. Likewise, splitting off eastern Oregon and eastern Washington as separate states.

7/7/2025, 7:11:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude would absolutely use it as an opportunity to just hoover up every FEMA buck he could straight into his swiss bank account.

7/7/2025, 12:13:42 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Like pretty much every city in America, Boise would benefit hugely by building a bunch of public housing apartments. BCACHA does a solid job, their biggest problem is not having nearly enough units for everyone that needs them.

6/7/2025, 11:57:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Man the Russian losses from this war would make a pretty respectable military all by itself.

6/7/2025, 8:35:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Chemtrails, a conspiracy theory that airplane contrails are evidence of widespread weather control or mind control.

5/7/2025, 7:06:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Low key dreading that.

4/7/2025, 4:10:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

With dogs, I highly recommend Thundershirts. It's a dog shirt that's designed to hug the dog tightly but gently. It seems to help a lot with a nervous doggo. I also find CBD dog treats to help.

4/7/2025, 4:08:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Ena: Dream BBQ is excellent. I hope you like it.

3/7/2025, 3:21:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

It's simple. Trump believes that in any transaction where a good is exchanged for money, the guy selling goods is running a scam. Money should only flow one way, in. So when the US is selling cars to Vietnam we are winning, but when we buy electronics from Vietnam to build cars with we are losing.

2/7/2025, 8:38:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

There's way more honor in feet pics.

2/7/2025, 8:42:20 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

It's a genre convention. It just works. Trying to justify these things is a mark of insecurity in a writer. Some things can just happen.

30/6/2025, 10:51:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Make your words as simple as possible and no simpler.

30/6/2025, 5:17:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, yeah, a few, but they're more the light-a-Tesla-charger-on-fire types.

30/6/2025, 2:11:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Euthanasia centers cost money and only make a difference if they cared if it hurt when you died.

29/6/2025, 1:42:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Everyone wants to believe that bad things only happen to bad people. The idea that evil happens to both the just and the unjust is terrifying.

28/6/2025, 10:57:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Happy birthday

28/6/2025, 8:14:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

The idiots already joked about him being the God Emperor of Mankind from Warhammer 40k, being dead will only improve his resemblance.

25/6/2025, 11:09:59 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude looks good in a suit.

24/6/2025, 1:34:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump doesn't take off-ramps, no matter how they're offered. I expect an escalation from him.

23/6/2025, 6:13:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Jones KC (@seanjones.org) reposted

By the time you’ve reached your forties you will have lived to see the newspapers that insisted that the country you grew up in was on the verge of social collapse portray those very same years of your youth as a period of blissful social cohesion.

23/6/2025, 6:26:50 AM | 2263 524 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Basically nobody showed up. It was a humiliating failure and the organizer is out tens of thousands of dollars for the whole thing.

23/6/2025, 9:21:51 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

The administration has cultivated a work environment where everyone is terrified of giving the boss bad news or telling him his plan won't work. The planners of this strike could well have worse information than internet randos.

23/6/2025, 8:48:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Freezing fog is intensely miserable.

22/6/2025, 4:44:54 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

It makes me smile.

22/6/2025, 2:52:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

That's the driving motivation behind all sorts of fitness nonsense- the idea that you can good health your way out of anything, because the idea that disease can just happen to you and you have no control over it is terrifying.

21/6/2025, 9:23:32 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

They don't even have a train station in my state. I'd have to take a bus for a day just to reach a station. It's just not viable here.

21/6/2025, 5:56:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

I assume we can rely on this guy's support for the dismantling of socialist immigration controls, socialist military, and socialist law enforcement.

20/6/2025, 11:37:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Monstrous.

18/6/2025, 11:56:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Really? For the last time really?

17/6/2025, 9:03:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, let me point out: if he "unlawfully interfered" with ICE a lot of the voters are going to think that's 'rad' and 'based'.

17/6/2025, 7:39:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Okay you've sold me.

17/6/2025, 7:45:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ratoslov (@ratoslov.bsky.social) reply parent

Blaming weathermen for the weather. What a perfect encapsulation of MAGA epistemology.

16/6/2025, 6:44:52 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view