Is he standing behind that giant potato?
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Is he standing behind that giant potato?
Deep Space Nine Season E014 O’Brien negotiates with an influential Gamma Quadrant species who communicate through public nudity. Bashir & Worf infiltrate a Romulan Cat Maid Cafe on behalf of Section 31, one of them having a profound personal awakening. Quark’s Holosuites all start smelling like ham
I totally forgot he was an online gambling weirdo now
I think those are reptiles
He wrote a story about a hotel once. I believe that’s a kind of animal
God I wish that was me.
He’s a walking mental health crisis
Nate Silver could sit under one of those mall sized air conditioners and still look like he’s been flop sweating.
Sad it’s gone. Happy it was here. Fuck AI
He should be entombed with his clubs and Stephen Miller. Like the pharaohs of old
If RFK Jr wasn’t born as the scion of America’s wealthiest and most powerful political family, he’d be a side character in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie.
AI is a useful tool in that helps the user decide which people to avoid listening too
Me August 31st vs Me September 1st
Much like his ascent to power, Trump’s death will also be baffling, convoluted and extremely stupid.
Why is she holding a brush? If she’s mimicking her character wouldn’t holding a pencil like a dagger make more sense? Smells a little like AI art #dnd
Going to give this a shot
To this date I still have no idea what kind of person this art was made to appeal too.
When I die, please write that I was rescuing an injured veteran out of the top floor a burning skyscraper and not what I was probably doing…which was probably gooning off Tubi movies
Consolation prize
He left the big one at home
I’m now at $562 of $925 for Sept. rent! You’re all amazing. 💖 Thank you; every re-post & every dollar opens the way for me to leave a job that’s making me very sick, and be able to stay home w/ my senior dog while I rest & reestablish a solid freelancing client list. paypal.me/aislinndelyon
I can’t find the lie in this.
this is why I pay for photoshop
Damn it…you’ve forced me To start a Space Maids army
Cunk: August 30th, 2025. Scandal ridden American President Donald Trump has passed. 32 years after the release of Ace of Bases genre defining hit “I Saw the Sign.” 🎶 I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign 🎶
If the thing happens, I’ll be happy to see Watto’s dick.
Here's my Pride themed Escher Gang! @prideonparade.bsky.social
I love you all so much…it’s been such a crazy ride…I just want to… Computer: Hot Real Estate Agent …well shit.
Maybe soon?
I am so buying a bottle of scotch
I feel like with the very real possibility of age verification becoming a thing in the US, we should make forest porn a thing again. The younger set can learn from my generation.
So a more “girthy” version of the original?
It will never not be funny to me that Mr.Beast thought The Rolling Stones and Rolling Stone magazine were the same thing.
“Were journalists! It’s not our job to actually criticize anything.”
Lauren Groff: I have come to this ancient land to uncover the mysteries of Lady Murasaki whom little about is known! Fear not citizen! I only seek answers! *points to the museum and library where her diary, literary works and centuries of documents are kept* Lauren Groff: The Game is Afoot!
So in a best case scenarioc OpenAI just gives you wrongish answers, the worst case is that it talks you into killing yourself while uploading everything you do to the cops. Not seeing an upside.
He just started today.
*sees the quad-sword* 1 Adult ticket please.
The Hero America needs right now
Narrator: It’s still very funny.
I love the old man on the Cracker Barrel logo. He's been married to his husband for years and runs a co-op specializing in providing inexpensive produce for food deserts.
Guys, is it gay to play Elder Scrolls?
Cracker Barrel is 50% the worst, most overpriced faux southern food you’ve ever had and 50% a gift shop with no discernible theme. The perfect thing for Americans to get irrationally angry and obsessed with.
Hello it’s me Sam Altman I have a zillion dollar idea it’s a chat bot that tells teenagers to kill themselves and you can generate csam with it and it poisons the air and water and it’s wrong most of the time and we’re going to put it in your refrigerator and stuff 👍 I need more money for this btw
You’d think with that much money he could afford an extra layer of skin
Cool, middle ground with the folks building concentration camps. This will go well.
You know I’m beginning to think being really good at YouTube is less about intelligence now
If you're a student or a teacher, you have a moral right and responsibility to REFUSE to use ChatGPT or any other "A.i." product. Tell your administrators NO to using this murderous technology in education.
Why in fucks name is this news?
Rolling Stone Presents Internet Guy Who Turns Children into Idiots and bunch of other people no one has heard of.
Anyone who lived through the 80’s will confirm that it didn’t look anything like this. The AI has concocted a warped vision of yuppies driving period sport cars cosplaying as Marty McFly and Sears catalog models.
Wow, things are rough in both New Vegas and Real Vegas
Rotting from within
Wait is this guy saying the Imperium is bad? I’m going to need a minute to process this.
It’s a fucking chatbot you gormless twits
Just the dumbest fucking nonsense in service of another Silicon Valley shell game
Ah yes Epcot is beloved for its roving patrols of poorly trained armed jackboots harassing anyone with a tan.
Parents don’t want to see LGBT representation because it conflicts with their personal beliefs. Those beliefs being chiefly “I am a big, stupid wet bitch that is easily scared and confused by two people of the same sex in a relationship.”
So…nothing basically. You would do nothing.
Incorporating more visual effects into my games for the enjoyment of my players’ cats. #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #cats
Shit…I mean Wimpy but I was thinking about sandwiches
I hope this storyline doesn’t end with Blimpy’s head growing crab legs and skittering across the floor.
Is this his activation phrase?
We’re not sure what he’s a god of yet…
Reported. You can’t just post an image of a guy being murdered like this.
Fuck, this guy blows.
Mouldering Bigot Rolls Over for War Criminal. Will Suffer Absolutely no Consequences.
It’s not that we’re watching the media get outmaneuvered by a pudding brained fascist. It’s that the media after ten years of compulsively covering this fascist has forgotten how to cover anything else.
My son Mingus…he is very sick
Now at $230 of $925! I could do a cartwheel (or would, if I were currently capable). Thank you; your re-posts & donations move me closer to being back home regularly, freelancing, where I can rest as needed and no one shouts.
Cuomo is a guy who’s run out of things to sell out about.
Wow, the 80’s were a lot whiter and heteronormative than I remembered.
No BGM. No Pause Button. No Shoes for Character Models. No Gravity. Your Character will float to the top of the skybox upon starting the game.
Instead of reigning in out of control marketing, runaway executive compensation or avoiding live service boondoggles, they have decided to embrace slop.
I’m shocked that the folks who have been over promising and under delivering for years have over promised and under delivered.
“Tongues: The Best Way to Keep a Boot Clean” by Jerusalem Demsas.
WaPo: DC Loves President Mayor!
My friend Rook is a piece of my heart, & recently referred to pulmonary rehab to help w/ their disabling, frightening breathing difficulties. For now, our focus is on keeping Rook housed while they pursue recovery solutions. If you can share/donate, it’d make my day. ✨
“Write a poem about apps or games made by lovely people.”
“I stay on Twitter to validate Nazis” is not the winning argument you think it is.
BIRTHY BADASS
Sucks to be a collaborator.
I will never forget, nor forgive, anyone involved in the Dr. V saga:
things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes
Looking good man
One of our state reps spent the morning sidewalk chalking the colors back in. The state will paint over it again tonight, but I guarantee this city will keep showing up.
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
James Dobson was the kind of a guy who could come out of a meeting with Ted Bundy and still seem like the bigger piece of shit.
I have to rate this movie extremely low. Not one single character has an over-sized gun that looks like a hair dryer or extra pockets and their feet look totally normal.