raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
Everyone has a hard on for killing, what a time to be alive
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
Everyone has a hard on for killing, what a time to be alive
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
You support a fictional character loosely based on Trump. Once that character no longer fits your personal myth making, you'll toss the actual rapist like old trash. It's like being Christian until you have to forgive someone, or loving your wife until a hot neighbor moves in. Zero moral fiber.
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
They'll gloss over the silly bits. Like how the French downplay the fact the Bastille was only stormed for gunpowder but the looters ended up releasing prisoners because of the Marquis De Sade.
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
No but there's this guy Dril and sometimes he posts wry observations it's very culturally important
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
but but but he can look at our kids and tell if their mitochondria are okay He's basically Aya Brea
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social)
Mass Effect is just a worse ripoff of Anachronox Change my mind
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
Threads of Fate It's like Popful Mail if Popful Mail didn't suck
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
Bouncer is the worst game I've ever played over and over to see all the endings
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social)
This user is the PEANUZ ANYULATOHR
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
Cope. Tariffs not getting you ten grand and a vacation day extra after all, huh? It's okay. In a few years you can tell all your friends you never actually liked him and none of the immigrant stuff mattered, just like how you guys wrote off Dubya and the war on terror. Minds like goldfish, you lot.
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah it's wild how he died mysteriously on his client, president Donald Trump's watch Truly a mystery for the ages, unlike Trump having sex with kids which almost certainly happened
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
If Peter Frampton's grandpa could just manifest from a weather vane and fix everything, why didn't he do it sooner though
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
I dunno bro, seems like by writing off the Epstein stuff you're mostly just protecting dirty libs. Why are you going so hard for Bill Gates and the Clintons?
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social)
People call Flock of Seagulls a one-hit wonder for I Ran, but for my money Space Age Love Song is better
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raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean every DOW is totally different so it has every chance of being good. My fave memory is winning a match in 2 as the eldar by just constantly teleporting between control points. The Warp Spider Exarch was kind of busted, not gonna lie.
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. A Trade Deficit is almost unavoidable because modern economies are global. For instance, America's chief exports are bulk crops, precision machinery, and information services. We import tons of luxury goods from nations that don't need those things, but we make money from those who do.
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
Your killjoy reminder that Eisenhower ran a deportation program he called "operation wetback" in which migrant laborers from Mexico were kidnapped from the fields and dumped on a remote beach where a bunch of them died of exposure. He also ordered the army to fire on the "bonus army" protesters.
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
ill always remember him as Edgar K.B. Montrose, the pyromaniac lodge member on The New Red Green Show. KABOOM!
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
All we did is treat any foreigner not married to Trump like trash, why is tourism drying up? The Nazis had a similar problem because how do you vacation when you're at war with everyone? Their solution was a fake Mediterranean resort in Rugen called Prora, but they never finished it because war.
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social)
I assume the president is still with us, but like What if we all just pretend he isn't, like when you're bullying your little brother by pretending you can't see him
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social)
They could never make Daisy's Destruction today, because of woke
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
Snake! We couldn't air drop you HRT. You'll have to acquire it in the field. Good luck becoming a woman. Becoming a woman?
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
Your regular reminder that "trade deficits" aren't real and don't represent a problem between two modern developed nations.
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
Is the good stuff the child molestation or the price of groceries Like yes yes, deport everyone to pwn the libs, but THEN WHAT
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
no this is valid, making Measles blindness a thing again is exactly like telling people to buy exercycles
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
THE JOKE IS THAT HE WANTED A BLOW JOB BUT SHE'S MENTALLY HANDICAPPED
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
There's this dude, Jeffery Stephenson who has made a bunch of absolutely beautiful ones None have ever been produced for retail :(
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
Im having a hard time imagining anyone but a Millennial buying a newish Civic SI
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
I suspect the people who hold this one are the same folks who censor "Bernie" in tweets.
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social)
I've decided to become a Bluesky celebrity, but to make that happen i need TWO people to like this post
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
War helps sustain a shitty presidency, and we can probably kick Venezuela around pretty good.
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
From that time to now we see a drop in the number of childhood vaccinations and a marked RISE in autism spectrum disorder diagnoses - the result not of vaccines but of improving mental health care. It probably isnt worth mentioning but the exact same shift played out in the US over 30ish more years
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not like he BELIEVES any of this. If we could pwn the chuds with facts and logic we would need only to point to Japan, who in the 1980s both overhauled their ass backwards mental illness diagnoses to something closer to the DSM and started consolidating vaccines (like the TDAP or MMR).
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
Chad the UPS guy who can shoulder throw 400 pound bikers for 8 hours without breaking a sweat
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
What if it was just 90 minutes of the Iron Sheik talking about what a bitch he was
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
The titan quest 2 beta is also good so far! Death is certain.
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
oh man especially if they weren't very good at it
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
Like, this is just a golden week for hustling dope interstate
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
You know I'm sure glad the FBI and DEA are all fucking around DC like a comedy parody of the Stasi instead of, you know, DOING FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
Do you want a principality of Zeon, The Telegraph? Because this is how you get a principality of Zeon.
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
what if we feed on hate though
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social)
At any given time I'll have two extremely raw leg wounds and several more in various states of healing. They might be bug bites, cat bites, cuts from walking into stuff - sometimes I'll scratch a calf and blood will gush out out like in a Miike film. I think this is just how legs work in your 40s.
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
i know id enjoy cooking more if whenever i took a roast out, the oven filled the kitchen with steam and made that creaking metal-fart sound the carbonite freezer makes in Empire
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social)
CPSC Urgently Advised Labubu Collectors: "Don't Shove them up Your Asses" Fuzzy goblin rabbit collectables lack flared bases, may injure prostate, watchdogs find
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if wishes were horses
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a good point, how do you look like Mitch McConnell and still toddle around in daytime, homie looks like a geriatric vampire AIDS patient
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
Is "rats" a pejorative, a positive euphemism, or some third thing?
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
Stop deflecting, release Island Pervert's guestbook
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
go out with them. If it goes really bad and you still want to go to the bar, just kill them. Easy.
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
Why has WOKE done this
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
Time's Arrow IIRC
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
It's disgusting how we pour boundless resources into keeping evil old bastards alive but parents have to choose between saving their kids' lives and keeping their houses
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
Anne doesn't get married or produce children she's a bad role model for teenage girls
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
Writing all my software with metal filings on a circuit board like when Picard left a message in Data's head that time
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
I would take that over morbidly obese dudes in diapers with messages like "today daddy ordered me to goon for 18 hours"
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social)
An anime about a serial killer truck driver who believes he needs to hit people with his truck so they can become heroes in another world and save a fantasy kingdom
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
Isn't it canon that a lot of AC pilots are basically JUST the mechs, with some mangled human remains sealed up inside Imperial Dreadnought style?
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
What I want to do as a sane, caring person, is to have my taxes pay for professionals to care for the homeless so they can rejoin society Kind of like how they provide for your public spaces After all the point of a society is to address problems beyond what individuals can fix
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
Also we really need a conversation about what a waste of potential Lightyear was I was expecting a cheesy, over-the-top 90s sci fi action romp like Stargate or Screamers and they basically gave us a by the numbers 2010s time paradox snoozer
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine making drug abuse your whole identity, anchoring an entire album in casually confessing to murder, then being scandalized by a blink-and-you'll-miss-it gay background couple in a totally forgettable kids' film
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
it's the Denny's logo
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
Also for a year or so Sharper Image would sell you a hovercraft and Im super curious how many people died in those
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
Sadly no because i live IN America
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice to know ChatGPT is on the same level as Low Tier God
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
If you're keeping track that means Solari probably gets pawn-sacrificed by Gato then killed by Lt. Burning and his rugrat patrol.
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
SPOILERS I GUESS ----- The Gundam pilot is just some kid, who reminds protagonist of her kid back in space so they reconcile. Then a Gouf pilot backstabs him because ITS A GUNNNDAAAAMMMM! The war's consumption of the young convinces her to join the stay-behind forces seen in 0083.
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
Tom of Finland?
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
Of course he was, you expect LBJ to climb up that warehouse and take the shot himself?
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
You think things are crazy now? Wait for the Corporate Wars between AI and Big Almond.
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
Kings of Leon is pretty bad but have you heard 21 Pilots?
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
Be me, little African boy Dad dies doing dumb shit Some french lady takes me and my politically connected friends to Europe, buys us suits and puts us through college I go home Africa is dumb and gross Want to make Africa more like France Start a big army and buy a bunch of cars France is so cool
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social)
I used to like minorities but then Cracker Barrel went woke and now I have a swastika face tattoo and pending charges for beating up a Korean minister Why has cancel culture done this
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
to be fair he was an enormous piece of shit
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
the deeply controversial take that owning people is wrong
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
I love how Americans seeth and mald at the idea of any other countries outdoing us technologically, as though our own primacy doesn't carry any danger for anyone
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social)
The real problem with the new Cracker Barrel logo is that it's just the Denny's logo
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social)
It seems like all the discussion on here is heavy political shit so here's a fun meme
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
Nobody seems to have recorded that. It's PROBABLY his son Luke, but it's way funnier if it's just some random kid.
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
"I'm a proud conservative" Proud of what though
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social)
One thing I miss about Twitter is that there was a small but extremely angry community of British Baking Show losers and their fans who were all convinced Paul Hollywood wanted to destroy them personally.
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social)
Boa tarde, amigos!
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
They aren't coming around on anything, it's just really hard for the American press to keep any story covered for very long. Gotta keep the masses entertained!
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
It's definitely what you get when an extremely gay dude imagines how the straight mind works with zero research, but also he's in the top ten musical geniuses of the 20th century
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social)
My weapons grade bad take is that not only do i not find the Sainsbury's Christmas ads heartwarming, they fill me with a degree of contempt that is physically uncomfortable. That awful cat made me want to punch someone in the heart. Don't even get me started on the Hess Trucks
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For some reason weirdo ancaps love Dyson Spheres I'd make a comment about "next bioshock is a dyson sphere" but "BioShock in a dyson sphere" is pretty much just ECHO
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social)
Wow, you were asleep for a long time. Were you having a bad dream? You look upset. What, 2025? No you dork, it's 1995. You know that. Anyway, let's go to Pizza Hut. I want to eat and be back in time for News Radio. I fucking love Phil Hartman. Don't worry, plenty of time for Mario Kart after.
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social)
Roblox games be like Daycare Romance Simulator Grow Corn for the Robot Go Die in the Hole (Pay to Win!) Don't Stroke Uncle Kidnap Your Serbian Aunt Second Life regions be like GAY MATRIX ROMANCE Smooth Furry Chill Room 40+ Fly Through a Book (Gay) Hot Tub Hangout GAY MATRIX ROMANCE (Straight)
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raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
Books are a weird kind of media where people are snobby about the means of consumption and everyone takes it. People who are all "you have to read a novel a day or you're barely alive" are the same as "I only watch movies on blu ray and a projector" film buffs.
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
please don't use AI when you're trying to make a real point, it's cringe
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
aliens discretely joining all the Egyptian peasants and Nubian itinerant laborers and just building a pyramid the old fashioned way for the experience
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
i hate the oculus. It's like evil elves built a temple to their death god out of the bones of murdered giants.
raycearcher.bsky.social (@raycearcher.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the second scariest thing Fanta has ever been connected to
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That's a Soviet. You're talking about a Soviet. Based.