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@rayoso.bsky.social

He/him|gay cis man in Orlando, Florida|Mexican & Indigenous-American|Level 1 autist & disabled|21+ only|I label my #NSFW content. I support Palestine & trans rights. #bear #bears

created August 19, 2023

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Says the man who is an illegal immigrant to the US, parents immigrated to Africa, and wants to hire immigrants from India with work visas.

13/9/2025, 8:51:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Besides, everyone knows that the best small batch toasted basil and amaretto date gelato is made at [\.~#>!£+, because their cream is churned by blind lesbian nuns and they lightly scent it with freshly tooted eel farts.

13/9/2025, 8:45:41 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These are sick, evil people devoid of humanity.

13/9/2025, 5:37:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alphas. Two great seasons on Sci-Fi (now SyFy), but ended on an unresolved cliffhanger. I am still mad about over 10 years later.

13/9/2025, 12:17:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Watch as the talking heads on Fox News twist themselves into logic pretzels to somehow still make it the fault of the Left and trans people anyway. Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug.

12/9/2025, 3:55:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And most of the people in the government that should be acting as checks & balances are letting him. America is now a Theocratic Monarchy in all but name.

12/9/2025, 1:25:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good to know that his stroke did not impair his ability to lie from the side of his mouth that does not droop.

12/9/2025, 1:14:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/9/2025, 11:52:40 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NOH8 Campaign (@noh8campaign.bsky.social) reposted

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6/9/2025, 9:44:35 PM | 100 47 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brown foods smothered in gravy: the secret 5th Food Group

11/9/2025, 4:21:16 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WE ALL EAT IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE, YELLOW SUBMARINE!

11/9/2025, 2:12:27 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Making people disappear” is what tyrants did best. But somehow it’s sanctionable by a percentage of the population because it’s happening to “all the right people”. Absolutely monstrous.

11/9/2025, 12:25:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s so much more wholesome than trying to compete with or drag other artists down. 👍

10/9/2025, 11:00:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chucky finally found his spine and testicles!

10/9/2025, 5:55:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mac was just Le Homme alone in France.

10/9/2025, 5:53:26 PM | 81 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let me guess - he supported his friend Frost about working for the Queen of the TERFs?!

10/9/2025, 5:31:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Their hatred for non-white people overrides their corporate greed. “Cutting off the nose to spite the face” in action.

10/9/2025, 5:28:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope the creators of Magic: The Gathering counter sue, since their game has been letting players summon monsters as battle proxies years before Pokémon debuted.

10/9/2025, 1:38:08 PM | 100 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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That shit is going to bend the minute someone sits down with one in their pocket.

9/9/2025, 6:39:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mazel tov!

9/9/2025, 3:55:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nick 🔮 Scry Society ➡️ MC Atlanta (@scrysociety.bsky.social) reposted

Hey friends, a certified Good Buddy™️ of mine in DC got hit by a car on his bike and the asshole who hit him drove off. He needs surgery and won't be able to work while he heals, so we're trying to help him raise some funds for the surgery as well as the lost wages. Every $ or share helps!

9/9/2025, 3:42:37 PM | 10 11 | View on Bluesky | view

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In her first appearance in Marvel Team Up #100, Xi’an had one half on her outfit while her twin brother Tran (who had the same power) had the other on his outfit. When she beat him by “absorbing” him, her outfit reflected the whole symbol.

9/9/2025, 3:26:12 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I haven’t seen this much crazy dickriding since my last bear pool party.

7/9/2025, 3:18:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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GOP: “THE LIBS ARE STARVING IN THE STREETS JUST TO MAKE GOD-EMPEROR TRUMP LOOK BAD! STOP THAT!”

5/9/2025, 1:18:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah yes….”noise,” created by the TONS OF UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE STILL LOOKING FOR WORK! How dare those people not sit quietly and starve, disturbing His Majesty’s oh-so important golf games!

5/9/2025, 12:54:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And lies favor the Right.

5/9/2025, 12:51:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes! I first saw her on cable in the classic “Annie” (along with fellow legends Tim Curry and Carol Burnett) as a little gay boy in the 80s and I’ve been a fan since. She is an ICON.

5/9/2025, 12:51:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember this because of the TV ads starring the legendary Bernadette Peters youtu.be/pFlJ4yuixwc?...

5/9/2025, 11:58:16 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It was 10 years ago today that my friend John Wigger gave me a cameo in his Zombie Roomie webcomic! I attended a wedding for a gay biracial werewolf couple - as one does. If you like comics with a diverse cast (another couple are two plus-sized bisexual ladies), then check out www.zombieroomie.com

A four panel comic strip featuring a blue skinned zombie, an African-American man, a brown lagoon creature, and a fat bearded homosexual.
4/9/2025, 10:54:07 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What’s your take on the “hot honey” and “dill pickle” fad that is everywhere this year?

4/9/2025, 5:43:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would not be shocked if Mango Mussolini is already gone and his Crony Cabinet is currently planning to do a “Weekend At Bernie’s” with his body because they know that nobody likes JD Vance.

30/8/2025, 5:27:26 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let’s see those face cards!

30/8/2025, 2:32:39 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not going to get my hopes up since barely anyone in Congress, the Supreme Court, or the Senate has done much about all the OTHER shit that Donny should not have been allowed to get away with in the first place.

29/8/2025, 11:33:50 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And yet watch as not a single person in the government actually does anything aside from wagging their fingers and wringing their hands

29/8/2025, 10:19:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This pop masterpiece (even the Deluxe tracks and the EP of leftover tracks are bops and bangers), came into my life at one of its lowest points. I am not exaggerating when I say that @carlyraejepsen.music-social.com was part of my healing process after leaving my toxic family and saved my life

Carly Rae Jepsen, on the cover of her third album “EMOTION”, sitting back wearing black leggings with her legs crossed and a rainbow striped sweater.
29/8/2025, 9:19:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The same people who celebrate her role in the failed coup hypocritically scream “If only George Floyd and illegal immigrants complied with the law!”. They’re also the same ones who whine about “free handouts from the government” The cognitive dissonance exhibited needs to be studied.

29/8/2025, 5:50:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As an autistic, I HATE HATE HATE that people assume that I’m just passing the buck when I am being 100% up front. Would they prefer I just lie and make shit up?

29/8/2025, 4:55:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get thee to an embassy, posthaste!

29/8/2025, 4:53:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m sure that no matter what the public says, lobbyist money from H & R Block will talk louder.

29/8/2025, 4:35:00 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Such awesome choices!

29/8/2025, 4:33:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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THIS. The character is half South American in his mother’s side. Get someone like Danny Trejo, who is Latino, jacked, and has done actual prison time

29/8/2025, 4:32:18 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He already has. He played Aquaman on “Smallville” and Hawk on “Titans”.

29/8/2025, 4:31:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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People like Chuck want cronies they can control and keep the kickbacks coming, not people who will enrich the public good instead of their own wallets.

29/8/2025, 4:30:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can recall all the guys that thought that The Cure and DM were for “f@gg0ts”, but jumped on the bandwagon when their “Music For The Masses” & “Kiss Me Kiss Me Kiss Me” albums broke them into the mainstream. Then they acted like they were fans since “The Head on The Door” or “Black Celebration”

28/8/2025, 4:06:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I grew up in the 80s and remembered when only “losers and dweebs” read Batman and X-Men comics. Then the Batman films and the 92 X-Men cartoon got popular and suddenly it was “cool”. I was more than glad to see new fans but the ones who acted like they were ALWAYS fans made my eyes roll.

28/8/2025, 3:11:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anywhere is a party when you’re around!

27/8/2025, 5:05:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Snap and Crackle, before they started a ménage a trois with Pop.

27/8/2025, 4:31:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mango Mussolini has confused his position with that of a monarch once again.

26/8/2025, 9:02:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We went through this song and dance before with Bush Jr after 9-11: “JUST GIVE UP YOUR RIGHTS AND LIBERTIES, AND WE WILL KEEP YOU SAFE FROM THE BOOGEYMEN WE INVENTED!” The general public never learns.

26/8/2025, 8:55:24 PM | 32 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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My bathroom lighting was especially flattering yesterday, and could not let the moment pass me by.

Man with beard and glasses, wearing a grey shirt as his holds up an iPhone in front of a bathroom mirror. Man with beard and glasses, wearing a grey shirt as his holds up an iPhone in front of a bathroom mirror.
26/8/2025, 8:37:32 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He COULD say that but like with the hundreds of his other unfulfilled promises it’s all just hot air.

26/8/2025, 7:27:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SO FRESH, SO CLEAN!

26/8/2025, 3:22:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only thing missing from the “obnoxious drink checklist” is gold leaf and unwieldy garnishes like several skewers full of shrimp and chicken wings.

26/8/2025, 2:57:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep, I checked the Transformers Wiki and its Joyride: tfwiki.net/wiki/Joyride... Now I have to fight the urge to sing HELLO, YOU FOOL, I LOVE YOU!

26/8/2025, 12:15:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember getting that Powermaster on my 10th birthday! I wish I could recall his name though.

26/8/2025, 11:46:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m an expert on it! Just ask @handfree.bsky.social

25/8/2025, 8:20:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d have to say it’s the B-side “She’s Always In My Hair”. “Diamonds & Pearls” is a close second.

25/8/2025, 5:50:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Zero Wing is where the famous “THEY HAVE SET US UP THE BOMB ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US” meme originated from.

25/8/2025, 5:45:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“I heard…” is the warning sign of a liar about to lie.

25/8/2025, 5:25:54 PM | 46 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder what goes through the minds of his peanut gallery, as they stand there listening to a doddering old fool spout gibberish while trying not burst into hysterical laughter or tears.

25/8/2025, 4:52:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m guessing this pertains to what happened between Bobbi and the Phantom Rider? Good lord, Cain’s retcon was so bad I hope that it gets ignored the next time her past is brought up.

25/8/2025, 4:49:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How ridiculous that a man who spent time in prison is afraid to watch movies merely because there may have trans people or two men kissing. I bet if you check his web browser, he’s got hundreds of pornos of two women going at bookmarked.

25/8/2025, 4:46:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I used to be disgusted And now I try to be amused But since their fashion sense is busted You know these devils want to wear red shoes

25/8/2025, 3:01:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Between Shadow of the Ninja, Shinobi, and Ninja Gaiden getting remakes / retro sequels, I’ve got my fingers crossed for Wrath of the Black Manta to make a comeback.

25/8/2025, 2:21:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Leave it to a white supremacist that is living in land originally owned by Mexican / Indigenous people (my ancestors) to think he could do a better job at making salsa than the people whose culture INVENTED IT. The caucasity of it all.

25/8/2025, 2:16:20 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It takes a unique lack of irony and self-awareness to raise money against immigrants by selling a food created by Mexican people, the largest immigrant group in America.

25/8/2025, 2:10:25 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Awkward English is the keystone to great pop music from Sweden: see ABBA, Roxette, Max Martin

25/8/2025, 1:12:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I ate this and died 7 days later

24/8/2025, 1:33:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That interview was just Maxwell sucking on Donny’s micropenis in hopes that she gets to stay in a comfy prison and doesn’t end up like her partner in crime Epstein did. Considering that she’s been caught TWICE perjuring herself, she’s not a valid source of the truth.

23/8/2025, 5:02:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t believe after Judd Winick made Terry an integral part of Kyle’s GL cast, he just vanished after Kyle left the JLA and went to space. If Razor and Aya can be carried over from the GL cartoon, then Terry can be brought back to the series too.

23/8/2025, 4:48:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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By “finishing wars”, Donny meant that he watched all the Star Wars films

22/8/2025, 11:56:56 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It could be a scanner/analyzer for data he can use later.

22/8/2025, 5:25:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A Republican once again twisting themselves into knots to explain why something is bad when Democrats do it but OK when they do?

22/8/2025, 12:26:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted

Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect. As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.

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Profile picture Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 (@chimeracoder.bsky.social) reposted

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

21/8/2025, 1:43:16 PM | 22125 21737 | View on Bluesky | view

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TL;DR - “Letting the GOP rewrite politics in their favor is OK, actually. Nothing to worry about!”

21/8/2025, 5:51:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So like the medianoches I grew up with in Miami but with the mozzarella added.

21/8/2025, 4:37:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The best way to piss off fans is to give them what they want. 🤷🏻‍♂️

21/8/2025, 2:43:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For Conservatives, government aid is a “Socialist waste of money”…until they need it - and even then they twist themselves into pretzels to justify why it’s only OK for them and no one else. Just like that GOP lady who needed an abortion to live and blamed it on liberals.

21/8/2025, 1:57:08 PM | 41 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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JD is working Putin’s shaft while Donny gets ready to swallow his Daddy Vladdy’s gravy.

20/8/2025, 11:47:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everything JD says is a lie, including “and” and “the”.

20/8/2025, 11:37:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Been letting my hair grow long again. It hasn’t been this long since I cut it before I started my job as a teachers’s aide for preschool kids with autism in August 2022.

A bearded man with glasses, standing in front of a mirror with his iPhone A bearded man with glasses, standing in front of a mirror with his iPhone
20/8/2025, 11:35:55 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The GOP blaming Trump’s fuck-ups on Biden?

20/8/2025, 11:29:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep. They are done by a team headed by Camille Zapata, a Latina! I would not vote for Gavin “Throw trans people under bus” Newsom, but I’d definitely vote for a fellow Latin leftie!

Camille Zapata, wearing a white cowboy hat and black dress coat.
20/8/2025, 11:07:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putting the Tree of Life on his outfit was a brilliant touch, since it ties into his identities as a mystic and a Jewish person.

20/8/2025, 10:51:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Holy fuck, that sounds magnificent.

20/8/2025, 5:19:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have Cain and Black Tom do a mini series flashing back to when they first met and then “adopted” Tom’s niece Siryn as their daughter. Call it, “My Two Da’s”

20/8/2025, 12:28:02 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cain is a huge Dazzler fan after all…*cough*

20/8/2025, 12:14:42 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OF COURSE these people are whiter than sour cream and has the wife dressing up like an extra from “The Handmaid’s Tale”

19/8/2025, 6:19:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The “Chinese Democracy” of video games

19/8/2025, 4:38:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you attended: Ghost Bit Brigade w/ Trashburger Daryl Hall w/ Howard Jones ELO w/ Rooney Cheap Trick/Journey/ Def Leppard

19/8/2025, 4:37:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wait until they are BOGO at Publix before I buy them.

19/8/2025, 4:04:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That cereal is so slept on, along with Raisin Nut Bran.

19/8/2025, 12:49:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The original Stars Wars trilogy and its prequels?

18/8/2025, 6:05:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Moist & Easy” is what it says on my tramp stamp

18/8/2025, 5:57:17 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He rolled out the red carpet and clapped like a trained circus monkey for his Daddy Vladdy. If Putin wasn’t in such a rush to leave, Donny would have given him a lap dance.

18/8/2025, 3:48:56 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I had some boxes of those, but I ate them all because I was afraid they’d stop working as soon as the clock struck midnight on 1/1/2000.

18/8/2025, 3:15:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not going to lie, I love those garnishes

17/8/2025, 7:29:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view