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Says the man who is an illegal immigrant to the US, parents immigrated to Africa, and wants to hire immigrants from India with work visas.
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Says the man who is an illegal immigrant to the US, parents immigrated to Africa, and wants to hire immigrants from India with work visas.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
Besides, everyone knows that the best small batch toasted basil and amaretto date gelato is made at [\.~#>!£+, because their cream is churned by blind lesbian nuns and they lightly scent it with freshly tooted eel farts.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
These are sick, evil people devoid of humanity.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
Alphas. Two great seasons on Sci-Fi (now SyFy), but ended on an unresolved cliffhanger. I am still mad about over 10 years later.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
Watch as the talking heads on Fox News twist themselves into logic pretzels to somehow still make it the fault of the Left and trans people anyway. Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
And most of the people in the government that should be acting as checks & balances are letting him. America is now a Theocratic Monarchy in all but name.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
Good to know that his stroke did not impair his ability to lie from the side of his mouth that does not droop.
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Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
Brown foods smothered in gravy: the secret 5th Food Group
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
WE ALL EAT IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE, YELLOW SUBMARINE!
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
“Making people disappear” is what tyrants did best. But somehow it’s sanctionable by a percentage of the population because it’s happening to “all the right people”. Absolutely monstrous.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s so much more wholesome than trying to compete with or drag other artists down. 👍
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
Chucky finally found his spine and testicles!
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
Mac was just Le Homme alone in France.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
Let me guess - he supported his friend Frost about working for the Queen of the TERFs?!
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
Their hatred for non-white people overrides their corporate greed. “Cutting off the nose to spite the face” in action.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope the creators of Magic: The Gathering counter sue, since their game has been letting players summon monsters as battle proxies years before Pokémon debuted.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
That shit is going to bend the minute someone sits down with one in their pocket.
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Mazel tov!
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Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
In her first appearance in Marvel Team Up #100, Xi’an had one half on her outfit while her twin brother Tran (who had the same power) had the other on his outfit. When she beat him by “absorbing” him, her outfit reflected the whole symbol.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
I haven’t seen this much crazy dickriding since my last bear pool party.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
GOP: “THE LIBS ARE STARVING IN THE STREETS JUST TO MAKE GOD-EMPEROR TRUMP LOOK BAD! STOP THAT!”
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah yes….”noise,” created by the TONS OF UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE STILL LOOKING FOR WORK! How dare those people not sit quietly and starve, disturbing His Majesty’s oh-so important golf games!
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
And lies favor the Right.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes! I first saw her on cable in the classic “Annie” (along with fellow legends Tim Curry and Carol Burnett) as a little gay boy in the 80s and I’ve been a fan since. She is an ICON.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember this because of the TV ads starring the legendary Bernadette Peters youtu.be/pFlJ4yuixwc?...
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social)
It was 10 years ago today that my friend John Wigger gave me a cameo in his Zombie Roomie webcomic! I attended a wedding for a gay biracial werewolf couple - as one does. If you like comics with a diverse cast (another couple are two plus-sized bisexual ladies), then check out www.zombieroomie.com
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
What’s your take on the “hot honey” and “dill pickle” fad that is everywhere this year?
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social)
I would not be shocked if Mango Mussolini is already gone and his Crony Cabinet is currently planning to do a “Weekend At Bernie’s” with his body because they know that nobody likes JD Vance.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social)
Let’s see those face cards!
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
Not going to get my hopes up since barely anyone in Congress, the Supreme Court, or the Senate has done much about all the OTHER shit that Donny should not have been allowed to get away with in the first place.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
And yet watch as not a single person in the government actually does anything aside from wagging their fingers and wringing their hands
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social)
This pop masterpiece (even the Deluxe tracks and the EP of leftover tracks are bops and bangers), came into my life at one of its lowest points. I am not exaggerating when I say that @carlyraejepsen.music-social.com was part of my healing process after leaving my toxic family and saved my life
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
The same people who celebrate her role in the failed coup hypocritically scream “If only George Floyd and illegal immigrants complied with the law!”. They’re also the same ones who whine about “free handouts from the government” The cognitive dissonance exhibited needs to be studied.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
As an autistic, I HATE HATE HATE that people assume that I’m just passing the buck when I am being 100% up front. Would they prefer I just lie and make shit up?
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
Get thee to an embassy, posthaste!
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sure that no matter what the public says, lobbyist money from H & R Block will talk louder.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
Such awesome choices!
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
THIS. The character is half South American in his mother’s side. Get someone like Danny Trejo, who is Latino, jacked, and has done actual prison time
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
He already has. He played Aquaman on “Smallville” and Hawk on “Titans”.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
People like Chuck want cronies they can control and keep the kickbacks coming, not people who will enrich the public good instead of their own wallets.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
I can recall all the guys that thought that The Cure and DM were for “f@gg0ts”, but jumped on the bandwagon when their “Music For The Masses” & “Kiss Me Kiss Me Kiss Me” albums broke them into the mainstream. Then they acted like they were fans since “The Head on The Door” or “Black Celebration”
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
I grew up in the 80s and remembered when only “losers and dweebs” read Batman and X-Men comics. Then the Batman films and the 92 X-Men cartoon got popular and suddenly it was “cool”. I was more than glad to see new fans but the ones who acted like they were ALWAYS fans made my eyes roll.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
Anywhere is a party when you’re around!
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
Snap and Crackle, before they started a ménage a trois with Pop.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
Mango Mussolini has confused his position with that of a monarch once again.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
We went through this song and dance before with Bush Jr after 9-11: “JUST GIVE UP YOUR RIGHTS AND LIBERTIES, AND WE WILL KEEP YOU SAFE FROM THE BOOGEYMEN WE INVENTED!” The general public never learns.
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My bathroom lighting was especially flattering yesterday, and could not let the moment pass me by.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
He COULD say that but like with the hundreds of his other unfulfilled promises it’s all just hot air.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
SO FRESH, SO CLEAN!
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
The only thing missing from the “obnoxious drink checklist” is gold leaf and unwieldy garnishes like several skewers full of shrimp and chicken wings.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep, I checked the Transformers Wiki and its Joyride: tfwiki.net/wiki/Joyride... Now I have to fight the urge to sing HELLO, YOU FOOL, I LOVE YOU!
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember getting that Powermaster on my 10th birthday! I wish I could recall his name though.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m an expert on it! Just ask @handfree.bsky.social
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social)
I’d have to say it’s the B-side “She’s Always In My Hair”. “Diamonds & Pearls” is a close second.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
Zero Wing is where the famous “THEY HAVE SET US UP THE BOMB ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US” meme originated from.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
“I heard…” is the warning sign of a liar about to lie.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder what goes through the minds of his peanut gallery, as they stand there listening to a doddering old fool spout gibberish while trying not burst into hysterical laughter or tears.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m guessing this pertains to what happened between Bobbi and the Phantom Rider? Good lord, Cain’s retcon was so bad I hope that it gets ignored the next time her past is brought up.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
How ridiculous that a man who spent time in prison is afraid to watch movies merely because there may have trans people or two men kissing. I bet if you check his web browser, he’s got hundreds of pornos of two women going at bookmarked.
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I used to be disgusted And now I try to be amused But since their fashion sense is busted You know these devils want to wear red shoes
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
Between Shadow of the Ninja, Shinobi, and Ninja Gaiden getting remakes / retro sequels, I’ve got my fingers crossed for Wrath of the Black Manta to make a comeback.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
Leave it to a white supremacist that is living in land originally owned by Mexican / Indigenous people (my ancestors) to think he could do a better job at making salsa than the people whose culture INVENTED IT. The caucasity of it all.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
It takes a unique lack of irony and self-awareness to raise money against immigrants by selling a food created by Mexican people, the largest immigrant group in America.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
Awkward English is the keystone to great pop music from Sweden: see ABBA, Roxette, Max Martin
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I ate this and died 7 days later
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That interview was just Maxwell sucking on Donny’s micropenis in hopes that she gets to stay in a comfy prison and doesn’t end up like her partner in crime Epstein did. Considering that she’s been caught TWICE perjuring herself, she’s not a valid source of the truth.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
I can’t believe after Judd Winick made Terry an integral part of Kyle’s GL cast, he just vanished after Kyle left the JLA and went to space. If Razor and Aya can be carried over from the GL cartoon, then Terry can be brought back to the series too.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
By “finishing wars”, Donny meant that he watched all the Star Wars films
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
It could be a scanner/analyzer for data he can use later.
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A Republican once again twisting themselves into knots to explain why something is bad when Democrats do it but OK when they do?
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
TL;DR - “Letting the GOP rewrite politics in their favor is OK, actually. Nothing to worry about!”
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
So like the medianoches I grew up with in Miami but with the mozzarella added.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
The best way to piss off fans is to give them what they want. 🤷🏻♂️
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
For Conservatives, government aid is a “Socialist waste of money”…until they need it - and even then they twist themselves into pretzels to justify why it’s only OK for them and no one else. Just like that GOP lady who needed an abortion to live and blamed it on liberals.
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JD is working Putin’s shaft while Donny gets ready to swallow his Daddy Vladdy’s gravy.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
Everything JD says is a lie, including “and” and “the”.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social)
Been letting my hair grow long again. It hasn’t been this long since I cut it before I started my job as a teachers’s aide for preschool kids with autism in August 2022.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
The GOP blaming Trump’s fuck-ups on Biden?
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep. They are done by a team headed by Camille Zapata, a Latina! I would not vote for Gavin “Throw trans people under bus” Newsom, but I’d definitely vote for a fellow Latin leftie!
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
Putting the Tree of Life on his outfit was a brilliant touch, since it ties into his identities as a mystic and a Jewish person.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy fuck, that sounds magnificent.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
Have Cain and Black Tom do a mini series flashing back to when they first met and then “adopted” Tom’s niece Siryn as their daughter. Call it, “My Two Da’s”
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
Cain is a huge Dazzler fan after all…*cough*
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
OF COURSE these people are whiter than sour cream and has the wife dressing up like an extra from “The Handmaid’s Tale”
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
The “Chinese Democracy” of video games
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social)
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you attended: Ghost Bit Brigade w/ Trashburger Daryl Hall w/ Howard Jones ELO w/ Rooney Cheap Trick/Journey/ Def Leppard
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
I wait until they are BOGO at Publix before I buy them.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
That cereal is so slept on, along with Raisin Nut Bran.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
The original Stars Wars trilogy and its prequels?
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
“Moist & Easy” is what it says on my tramp stamp
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He rolled out the red carpet and clapped like a trained circus monkey for his Daddy Vladdy. If Putin wasn’t in such a rush to leave, Donny would have given him a lap dance.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
I had some boxes of those, but I ate them all because I was afraid they’d stop working as soon as the clock struck midnight on 1/1/2000.
Too Ray To Function (@rayoso.bsky.social) reply parent
Not going to lie, I love those garnishes