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But yes. Yes it is.
Challenging my learnedness? Contempt. You’re going down. Take her away bailiff.
I believe him. Unjustly accused and judged free to go by Judge Tiggy.
Tiggy is crossing her paws for you!
Tiggy would like you all to admire her paws. Felt fancy AF.
These are just facts. I’m 13 and I’ve been here 4 years. Big Fat Baby Kevin is 3 and he came a year ago so I’m the senior boss cat. Even though he’s the size of a small family saloon car.
LinkedIn mate. It could have gone a way we’d have hated. But, conversely, really enjoyed! 😹
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I like her but I see why it’s unfashionable. She’s not edgy or dangerous. Just a decent role model and a seemingly decent person. The teens who like her will be the ones who are OK.
75 inches? I'd need to build another room!
I hope you zoomed in on the wall art. Fat cat and Tabitha will be pleased. It’s a print I bought at the Musee D’Orsay in Paris as a teen and it’s been in every bedroom I’ve had since.
Sanctuary! That’s the exact word. ❤️
Looks like a wabbit!
Boy cats vs girl cats. Tiggy is always the queen.
Thank you!
Lost my mum (91) last month and it’s been hard. I’m not expecting to enjoy the cold, dark, rainy winter months so I’ve had my boudoir decorated! If I’m going to be sad then might as well do it somewhere comfortable. My cottage is 200 years old so kept it traditional. Kevin approved the project!
Not here! North West UK has 17 degrees (about 62F) and it’s such a relief. I’m pumpkin ready and I can’t wait to be drinking hot chocolate in fleecy pyjamas so there. I said what I said.
Too fucking right!
You absolutely are being judged you lardy arse! Two donuts? Shameful.
A Fancy Former Feral? I love that. She looks very pretty!
Rude. True. But rude.
I am dying! Early 30s in the UK for a menopausal woman is just angering and unpleasant! Barely slept and now I have to eat carbs all day. It’s the law.
Great front paw arrangement. Was she feeling fancy?
I have a colleague who recently screened 70 CVs for a post and read every one. The repetition of the advert key terms and the replication of certain paragraphs between applicants easily highlighted the use of AI in the CVs. This was for a comms job too. If you can't write a good CV then....
I just love it when this happens. #TeamBuffalo
@chieftabi.bsky.social I thought it was a story about this guy who did not survive I’m happy to report.
Good.
Well at least if you're not driving you can have a second glass no? You need to be a bit more positive.
Happy Birthday!
To understand the rug you must become the rug….
Everyone on Linkedin be like…..
Apparently so. I assumed she was a male when I saw her but no.
I adopted a 12 year old! She’s my baby.
American murder is good but that Aunt Diane one …. WTAF? Any of the others crime ones? I just watched a BBC two parter on a UK cult called the Jesus Army. Ends very much as you’d expect.
Words Americans say which bring out my inner 7 year old: Trump (fart in the UK), Fanny (naughty word for female genitalia here) and Uranus. I’m such a child.
It was probably me. Twat is a great word. You can really spit it with disdain. Say it with me. TWAT! #Twat
Correct. And even while in pain and bleeding I comforted him first and tended to my wounds second.
Agreed. Also - why did I try to catch a cat who was always going to land on his paws anyway? I mean the fall was about 4 ft onto carpet. Seriously. WTF? 😹
@chieftabi.bsky.social
Broke my phone. New phone. Signed out of everything. Didn’t know any of my passwords. But I’m back. Here is me cuddling Kevin after he fell off a bannister and I tried to catch him. Those injuries hurt!
This was a fabulous match! Loved it. Kevin (male) was glued to it!
Ha ha ha. I offer my most profound apologies. To them. Not to you. Obvs. 😹
Does she think you can’t see her? I mean she does blend nicely with the decor.
I’ve been watching Wimbledon. He was getting pasted 2 sets down when Dimitrov retired injured. But yes. In his prime Rafa was always the best watch. ❤️
Loooooong with bunny paws. Nice.
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It’s 2025 though. You can have a gender fluid cat. They can be whatever they want to be! 😹😹😹
HE! HIS! Come on. Get with the program!
Actual facts.
You should move that blue chair out slightly every day - by millimetres. Because that is some pose but he's looking pretty long to me! 🖤🤍
Ha ha ha ha! Still a babe regardless! 🤍
They deserve it. You should start now. Get your level up! 😹
Always. 💙💛
@chieftabi.bsky.social Kevin in his tent. See DM.
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You look faaaabulius dharlink! Nothing like good paws to make you feel pretty!
I’ll miss that. But I’d never have stopped. It’s my thing to flog a joke long after it’s funny. I was right though.
What did I say about monochrome? She looks great on your rug! She's really pretty! I bet you feel fantastic. Everything is now as it should be! 🖤🤍
OMG YOU GOT A CAT!
Thank you friend!
We’re celebrating Tiggy’s gotcha. She’d been in the shelter 2 years with a skin complaint which turned out to be stress related. Here she is wearing her purple protective coat and doing her thing to attract human attention whenever I passed her kennel x.com/aardvarkface...
Dis who runs dis account. In fact I run everything in this house. You just see if I don’t.
BREAKING NEWS: Local water sausage executes a flawless 360,493° ultra-zoom mega spin. Physicists baffled.
Yes! And I’m soooo beautiful when my glasses have been knocked askew and I’m covered in fur! You though? GET A CAT! And you’ll be as beautiful as me.
Have you looked under the fireside chair? That’s where I’d hide!
You sound like an amazing colleague. You deserve this!
Saw some lovely curtains today for when I get my bedroom decorated. Tassels and everything. But I can’t have tasseled curtains.
I already do! And I can’t stop coming home with cats! Here are Kevin, aged 3 and deaf, and Tiggy aged 13. If there is a way to send you a few £ I will happily donate.
I certainly will! I’ve also added A Deadly American Marriage. I’m turning into quite the ghoul. I don’t care.
I’m in the UK and none of these options seems to work for me. How can I help you from here?
I’ve got this on my playlist. I had to google the original story but I’m looking forward to this! I’ll be watching with Kevin.
Thank you! It’s hard when you’re cute but you have to be able to menace don’t you? It’s part of catting!
Practicing side-eye. Too cute or vague sense of menace?
I totally get this! I usually don’t fight. I’m big on ignoring. But Big Fat Baby Kevin wants to be friends and he needs to understand! Igneous the best he’ll get from me!
I like a sunbeam you see. You have to fill it but you have to stay within it. Quite complicated!
Thank you! I really do try my best and I understand why we had to give him a home but I’m 12 and I don’t share! I’m doing my best!
Oh no I’m late. Can you see my paw Gladders?
Ok I accept your learned advice because you are a highly trained legal professional and have served me well in the past. Let’s see if big fat Kevin heeds this warning! Thank you!
I know! Well let’s send your letter and see if it helps! Thank you!
Hmmm… is this as strong as we could go at this point? I mean I was just tormenting my furry nip mouse and he pushed his big fat face RIGHT IN MINE!
Exactly!
@minxyjinxy.bsky.social There has been another incident! My baby brother Big Fat Kevin got too close so I hissed at him and he went crying like a baby to hoom and now I’m in detention! Can you write to him about respecting my personal space?
Me too! And when I’ve had a glass of wine I think I can dance! All hooms do that it’s a fact!
I have a baby brother too. His name is Big Fat Kevin and he’s the size of a small family car. LOOK AT HIM!
Happy bidet Mabel!
Of course! You’ll be coated in Strawberry blonde fur but Kev don’t care!
It looks like I’ve missed quite a few of your posts so I’m just catching up. You know what’s really healing? Cats. Cats are healing. GET A CAT! ❤️ Seriously get well soon.
Kevin and I are giving you the look. Stay hydrated and rest.
Thanks mate! ❤️
