Speak Truth.....to a Hypocrite Rapper.....
Just an enigma wrapped in bacon and dipped in sarcasm. I am not a hero, but I will fight a bear bare handed to save my cup of coffee. A true American Cryptid.
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Speak Truth.....to a Hypocrite Rapper.....
He was told how important he was once....
Imagine winning 8 Super Bowls and not simply retiring to enjoy the rest of your life
www.myprivacy.blog/denmark-make...
Burritopartner: what about this is sensual? Me: I mean. If you have really nice sheets.....or like feeling my hairy ankles... Burritopartner: yeaaah no
Better headline: Pedophile President Gives the People's House a Golden Shower. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
🤣 stop thinking nobody paying attention to your skeets cause when you say some messy shit we all flock to the post
Having a bad day?? Here's a pick me up... 😊 #bluesky #nature #babygoats
Good morning 🌞
And Chump is The Chief Spy among Us,or Krasnov,if You're Boss Putin.......
Pretty sure that's 2/4 of Trump's body in those bags
Still reeling from divorce I drank too much at a neighbours bbq and ended up wanking off someone I can only remember as having blondish hair and smelling nice in their garage. There are 3 main suspects. I hope it wasn't the man with the withered arm.
Even the strongest among us feel weak at times. Even the smartest of us feel stupid at times. Even the most confident feel doubt. There is no shame in feeling that you are not always at your best. A true warrior feels these things, but strives for better. That way lies glory.
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.
Finally reached the age where having no filter is expected
Made it in and out of the US unharmed* *was briefly detained by ICE while walking to the gym.
Somewhere in DC, RFK the lesser is loading up his pickle jar full of leeches and his blood letting needles... He's waiting for a call
It's Monday!!! More chaos!!! More waffles!!! More buttholes!!!
My aunt's were union garment workers. My uncle was a union man at Boring. Proud to have known these people
Happy Labrador Day, I hope your day was filled with Canadians and dogs (listens to earpiece) Sorry, LABOR Day, I hope you passed a small human out of your body in a relatively non-punishing way (listens to earpiece again)
Due to Trump’s Tariffs free spirits are now $59.99
Trump and his greedhead cronies may get a big surprise in spite of their efforts to rig the 2026 election. They could find themselves swamped by a blue wave. Americans are wising up to the fact that Trump is turning the American dream into a nightmare.
Just a warning gentleman. Do not slice fresh paprika peppers from the garden and forget to wash your hands, especially BEFORE you use the restroom. It's been a long time since my penis burned like this. Yes, it was also due to handling fresh peppers you bastards.
I defeated the grocery store. I beat it like Kieth moon did his drums. I brought chaos and laughter. Thank goodness I am home. It was crazy out there
Time to do my weekly passing of the campaign hat. If you can donate something, regardless of how much, it’ll really help. If you’ve already donated something, you’re awesome! If you can’t donate, you can still sign up to get email updates for what the campaign will be doing. Have a great Labor Day!
One of my biggest fantasies is that when it happens, he goes out like the Night King, which then causes all of his minions to collapse into dust everywhere around the country. If only. A girl can dream, can't she?
Did Bluesky kick Nate Silver's dog or something
Invited husband to join me for “naked deck time”, which is what I have christened the hour in the early evening when there is not one sliver of shade on the deck. He laughed and then went to his parents because he didn’t think for one second I was serious.
Dumping a white monster on my passport to see if it gets me through customs faster
Smarty boy
Goals for today: 1. Grocery shopping 2. 3 mile ruck 3. Wash dog 4. Get high AF 5. Cook dinner 6. Sleep like a baby
Things to know about me: I can use your dirty plate as my own. No problems. I cannot use your fork, straw or anything else that has entered your mouth. The thought of using a toothbrush that has been in someone else's mouth is inconceivable to me
WHAT A CLŰSTERFŰCK.
I guess I gotta work on my funny skeets.
Absolutely relevant today also👇
"Alberta's book ban... includes The Handmaid's Tale, Brave New World..." www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Lol blocked for saying people can't do more betterer skeets
Sad people do sad things
May your night be filled with handjibbers and fingerblasting
Strickland Propane would be an incredible name for a drag king
I just want a little burrito to love and call my own
I'M A BIG HITTER Y'ALL
Time to bat clean up my friend
You're in her DMs. I'm cooking her brunch the morning after.
Laura Loomer should only be allowed to release videos on Shudder
The treadmill screening of ‘THE LONG WALK’ took place, where every person had to walk on a treadmill faster than 3MPH for the whole movie. If they stopped, they were escorted out of the theater.
PragerU spelled certify wrong on the Oklahoma certificate of completion, because of course they did.
Was it really trump? Or the Trump from. Disney's hall of presidents?
Seriously, who's body is in those bags?
Recommend #Ghost. Very small monthly cost, incredibly simple transfer, enabling you to keep your posts, followers and subscribers. ghost.org
I already left. You are going to platform Nazis, then I have to go. Profit over sanity while hiding behind "freedom of speech" is horseshit.
weird how suddenly the wind has shifted and you can hear the stolen coda of “Layla” tinkling softly in the distance
That's better. Now I'm themed until turkey day
A D I D A B All Day I Dream About Burritos
1/2 I write all my series books with the assumption that the person picking up the book does not have access to the previous books in the series, which means the first couple of chapters have relevant in-cluing added into the storytelling. So you CAN read this one without having read the others.
Thank you. This means a lot
This wins the internet today!🏆 #releasetheepsteinfiles
Sorry i was late to the bbq i was rendering aid to a victim of domestic violence* *i fell down 2 (?) spiral staircases into a big hotel fish tank when a sex worker made fun of my penis for having 4 distinct skin tones & a toenail on the end of it. 9/11 as well
I mean...to be fair that sounds like a good night.
That's a win at my age
I've said this before and it bears repeating: One way we'll know if and when a real machine intelligence happens is that it will create art that is an artifact of its own intelligence, not ours, and it likely to be absolutely incomprehensible to us human on first approach. How cool with that be.
Terrifying.... Skynet comes next ...
One of the victories of the "AI" industry is that the use of the word "intelligence" for their product has led to people conflating a massive appropriation of intellectual property for an database sorted and outputted with algorithms, with what actually happens in human brain, one artwork at a time.
Yeah, we kept the black kitten. It wasn't the plan! We had a home for him and everything! But plans fall through sometimes, and also, cuteness will not be denied. He's ours now.
If Gavin Newsom can make fun of DJT, so can I. 8pm CT WWNO.org
Netflix just gave Gavin Newsom 2 million for the redistricting fight and made a deal with Sesame Street. New episodes will air there and the backlog of old episodes will Be free to watch. Netflix picked a side. I will keep my subscription.
And you know what, it wasn't hard to do Probably not as altruistic as we want it to be, but so f'n easy to choose the moral high ground.
My own blanket policy is not to share things that are, in my evaluation, clearly AI generated. This leaves a lot of things still available to share!
AI is lazy. A major disc golf company is facing huge fan pushback over lazy AI art on Recent discs. Funny because this fan base is lazy AF, but AI art on a plastic disc pissed them off in a way the company did not foresee.
I don’t believe Rudy Giuliani was helping a “domestic violence victim” before his car crash. Not for one second.
He was helping her get pink eye....
Keep Doing That... 😊 #bluesky #animals #nature
Throwing hefty bags out the front window goes well with the gold plated motif & parking lot garden
Whose body was in those bags?
Spent some time blocking trolls. It's one of the great features of Bluesky.
It's the great pleasure of BS. Meet troll. Block troll. Practice self love. Rinse Repeat.
They are your ex for a reason. Don't go back.
New project started, one chapter done. Main first impression is this will be the one to break my spellchecker.
Rudy getting road head from a 16 yr old and wrecked his car. Mark it.
Zero fcks & 5 cups of coffee later …. “What if we just say no & become mermaids?”
Men making a statue that looks like the Virgin Mary & a Coochie is why women use vibrators
Do not disturb: Otterly exhausted
The thought of Rudy Giuliani getting rear ended gives me the ick
It's a nasty picture to envision, but I don't kink shame
I've been confused about this for a while myself, although charge stations at truck stops are becoming more of a thing, which makes sense because the amenities are already there
Buccees has this down. Charge stations and enough square footage inside to keep you occupied while it charges
Public trials and the guillotine
Hey Let your partner fingerblast your butthole. You don't have to work tomorrow. It could be fun.
When I was younger I slept nude and thought anyone who slept socks on was a savage. Now I basically sleep in ski clothes. Triple layers of socks and mittens under 4 blankets. It's summer and it's 75 F in my house
It's the curse of parenthood
#HappyLaborDay , folks ! Your job is something you do – it isn't who you are. Whatever profession you have, you have all the rights of any other American. I believe that and I dream of a future in which we all believe that.
*watching it spin round to a beautiful oblivion* Not gonna lie ..this is the weirdest kink I've seen yet
I'm like the brave little toaster...but a burrito that talks about buttholes and bread.
In college, I was obliged to take a Greyhound bus from Chicago to LA, which was a three-day journey each way. I have not felt the need to repeat that experience.
I have quite a few funny people I follow that I'm sad don't follow me back. Then I realized why... It's because I skeet about buttholes a lot. It's hard being rad.
More buttholes!!!!
Tennis up a band. Tennis