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created December 20, 2024

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Profile picture 💙Christine Slemmer💙 (@slem63.bsky.social) reposted

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30/8/2025, 5:26:41 PM | 5224 1963 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

words are all we have between civilization and violent chaos

29/8/2025, 2:52:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

there are no laws when all the cops pretend to be asleep.

29/8/2025, 2:49:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

there is one goal that trump hopes to achieve by this, and we all know what it is.

29/8/2025, 2:38:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

the right wing thinks they've "earned" a lot of things by being born. Just like their nepo-baby "self made men" heroes like rump and musk.

29/8/2025, 2:36:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks republicans. Great fuckin job.

29/8/2025, 2:04:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Proud idiots.

28/8/2025, 3:30:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Doesn’t know her son, or making bullshit excuses for him so that neither one of them has to face any music for being piece of shit human beings? Those who don’t want to be inconvenienced by actually having to raise kids don’t want to be inconvenienced by the disasters that result.

28/8/2025, 3:19:11 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture gardendiva3.bsky.social (@gardendiva3.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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28/8/2025, 2:20:42 PM | 109 38 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Because republicans are craven vandals.

28/8/2025, 12:45:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Quack with zero medical expertise claims observational superpowers. Great job republicans. Great fucking job.

28/8/2025, 12:40:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

America wanted a depraved lunatic surrounded by opportunistic zealots to run the country. They got that.

28/8/2025, 12:31:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

They were quick to jump on Biden’s debate performance as proof that Biden wasn’t calling the shots and needed to be 25A’d. With these fuckers every accusation is a confession. Look at Trump, listen to Trump. What adult business could he possibly be conducting?

28/8/2025, 12:11:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Democracy USA (@oilgaschemicals.bsky.social) reposted

GOP is proud today to wear their AR 15 gun pins on their lapels...

28/8/2025, 12:16:25 AM | 275 87 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Austin Kocher, PhD (@austinkocher.com) reposted

If Kilmar Abrego Garcia would have stormed the Capitol on January 6 instead of just ya know existing, he’d have a pardon and a podcast by now.

26/8/2025, 6:36:50 PM | 808 175 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Any question who he voted for?

26/8/2025, 4:58:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Republican wet dream for at least 40 years.

26/8/2025, 4:54:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Fox News has been shitting into the brains of the ignorant for two generations, telling them that the second they step into an area with more than 2 people per square mile that they will be savagely murdered. And instead of leaving their one-horse shitholes and seeing for themselves, they buy it.

26/8/2025, 1:19:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

How's that boot taste, NBC?

26/8/2025, 1:04:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Bolton could have said something when it mattered a few years back. Instead he decided to wait for his book deal. Fuck John Bolton.

26/8/2025, 1:04:00 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture GGmaJoy (@ggmajoyc.bsky.social) reposted

À better measure of the US economy would be how the bottom 33% are making do on their income, rather than how the top 10% are making do in the stock market.

24/8/2025, 10:32:41 PM | 4743 1062 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Polly Kane đŸ‡șđŸ‡łđŸ’ƒđŸ»đŸ‡ș🇳 (@kanekavi.sheshed.rocks) reposted

What beauty

A forest reflection in a drop of rainwater
25/8/2025, 1:15:15 AM | 31 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social) reposted

I would buy this album in a heartbeat (@fakemusic_br instagram) #funk #acdc

23/8/2025, 2:24:35 PM | 5453 1170 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Shade 5 (@shade5.bsky.social) reposted

*sends nude her: is that the scene where e.t. gets sick?

22/8/2025, 11:37:59 AM | 398 110 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s only if they get that it’s parody. Some of them think that Newsom is actually trying to be “big and strong” like their cult leader, and only he is allowed to do that.

21/8/2025, 3:55:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

hopefully there's a warm spot in hell for that sanctimonious prick.

21/8/2025, 3:22:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck Joe Scarborough.

21/8/2025, 3:11:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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21/8/2025, 3:07:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

As opposed to the basement of a pizza parlor that had no basement. The fact that qanon still supports this administration is a lesson in their intellect and integrity.

21/8/2025, 3:05:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Take away sanctimony and republicans don’t exist.

21/8/2025, 3:01:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Thou shall not force thy superstitious horseshit on children at taxpayer expense.

21/8/2025, 2:56:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Snowflakes.

21/8/2025, 2:18:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Philosophy asks questions that can never be answered; religion gives answers that can never be questioned.

21/8/2025, 2:16:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it all comes down to different flavors of “Let’s fight”, “let’s screw”, and “My day was fine, how about yours?” Like marriage, but with tails.

21/8/2025, 2:27:18 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes. But
 We need something better than a common enemy. It will be hard to ever really trust maga folk ever again. When your kid burns down your house, you don’t have to hate your kid. But you sure as hell don’t let him play with matches anymore. MAGA are political vandals who’ve fucked the US.

21/8/2025, 2:22:39 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

That's only for the ones who actually get it. Sadly there are too many that assume that all politicians tweet like this, but they just hate when liberals do it.

20/8/2025, 10:21:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger.bsky.social) reposted

Imagine the fame and recognition that will come to the person who finally leaks the Epstein files. I think about this daily. News story of the century.

20/8/2025, 12:38:22 AM | 1672 318 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

The gazpacho police will never take away her right to freeze peach.

20/8/2025, 8:54:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Ignorant, loud, and proud. Thanks republicans, ya fucking vandals. You've really turned the place around.

20/8/2025, 8:53:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mr. Antifascism (@mrantifascism.com) reposted

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20/8/2025, 8:24:32 PM | 68 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Whoosh.

20/8/2025, 8:48:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Waste. Fraud. Abuse.

20/8/2025, 8:47:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melissa (@nitenitemelissa.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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17/8/2025, 3:42:52 PM | 23 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

as legit as anything else in this administration

19/8/2025, 11:14:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Sicknick (@jan6risingvoice.bsky.social) reposted

I don't live in her district, thankfully, but I can certainly help spread the word for her opponent as MTG has shown nothing but hatred and vitriol in her role.

18/8/2025, 12:27:29 PM | 588 330 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/8/2025, 8:38:14 PM | 11394 5214 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

So much for “on day one”

18/8/2025, 10:38:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Paulley Ticks (@tomadelsbach.bsky.social) reposted

Well, now Gavin Newsom's gone waaaaaay too far ;) #DonaldTrump #GavinNewsom

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18/8/2025, 12:51:01 AM | 1599 398 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/8/2025, 11:48:55 PM | 7 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump took all the sharper ones into government positions.

17/8/2025, 4:33:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

But this speaks to a foundational trait of maga. You don’t need to act in good faith. The truth doesn’t matter. The only thing that matters is that they can tell themselves that they’re owning the libs a few times throughout the day. Dishonest and severely lacking in integrity.

17/8/2025, 4:17:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

The real missed opportunity was America’s in November of 2015.

17/8/2025, 3:57:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture đŸ’™â€ïžđŸ’™MiađŸ’™â€ïžđŸ’™ (@mommamia.bsky.social) reposted

Governor Newsom perfectly exemplifying the nonsense delivered by the abomination in the White House.

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17/8/2025, 3:40:08 PM | 238 78 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Keeps getting better and better.

17/8/2025, 3:46:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

always the performative childish macho bullshit with these people. let em' join the armed forces if they're such badasses; we all know they'd shit their pants before the shit hit the fan.

5/8/2025, 5:56:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

sellout, or piece of shit the whole time?

5/8/2025, 2:15:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/8/2025, 2:11:29 PM | 184 42 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

I think you’re mistaking what I said for what you want to respond to.

5/8/2025, 2:55:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

good thing the right is following through, using their beloved arsenal of deadly weapons to fight off tyranny. liberals look the most stupid when they attack each other while the right is running the ball down the field, bribing/threatening the refs, and spiking the ball in the end zone.

4/8/2025, 4:45:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

sorry nancy, trump already wears high heels. go fake another injury.

4/8/2025, 4:32:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Much like Republican men on dating websites. “I’m not really into politics”

4/8/2025, 3:21:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Republicans view moral consistency as a weakness to be used against others.

4/8/2025, 2:15:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump supporters will never run out of excuses for their king. It’s easy to make up excuses when you lack basic integrity.

4/8/2025, 2:01:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social)

How many more “improvements” is Adobe Premiere Pro away from being completely broken?

4/8/2025, 2:00:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rae Radford (@raeradford.bsky.social) reposted

#BookSky

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3/8/2025, 3:05:19 PM | 814 176 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/8/2025, 1:56:10 AM | 315 57 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

There is no karma, no justice, no fairness. There is only power. This is why we invented fiction, to pretend that there is.

2/8/2025, 11:43:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social)

RFK Jr. is a dangerous loon. He must go before more people die. Please sign the petition. chng.it/ggjHt89Qcz

2/8/2025, 6:03:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Go forth and get high enough to hunt ducks with a fork.

2/8/2025, 6:01:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

The Running Man.

8/7/2025, 3:21:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Remember the Alamo.

26/6/2025, 6:32:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

When you let SEO run wild to the point where searching for anything gives the top 3 hits to things that have NOTHING to do with what you were actually searching for you deserve to be replaced. At that point you're not a search engine anymore, you're a shopping mall.

26/6/2025, 12:23:05 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

26/6/2025, 12:16:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

and they are belligerently proud to do it.

25/6/2025, 3:10:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Didn't a nurse testify about the dangers of the covid 19 vaccine causing people to become magnetic? By trying (and failing) to stick a key to her neck? "Doctor" Sherri Tenpenny put her up to it. www.dispatch.com/story/news/2...

25/6/2025, 2:49:58 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not sure there's an appreciable difference between farthest right, far right, and "the right." they are all complicit in corruption, lies, and death.

25/6/2025, 2:34:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

A red hat hunted them and pulled the trigger. republican leadership loaded the gun.

25/6/2025, 1:58:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

It can never be stated enough that these people were murdered at the hands of the leading terrorist group in the United States The republican party has become a death cult in the service of a demented king.

25/6/2025, 1:56:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

If a single one of amazon's employees for public assistance, that yacht is worse than a pirate ship.

25/6/2025, 1:44:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm not a fan, but he did a pretty good job dodging. It's the kind of smile you see on people's faces after a near miss. Did anyone get the guy's number?

25/6/2025, 1:40:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

If there’s one thing he’s knowledgeable about, it’s pro wrestling theatrics.

24/6/2025, 6:41:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

What a bunch of bullshit. America’s men have failed each other, and need to grow tf up already.

24/6/2025, 6:27:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Nor are our troops your holy crusaders. We’re not risking ww3 for your bible.

24/6/2025, 3:11:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Our government is not your church.

24/6/2025, 3:08:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Feel like a clown yet Adam?

24/6/2025, 3:07:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Some people think they’re entitled to more privacy than other folks. Public figures should know that the opposite is true for them. Attitude of royalty combined with the baseline incompetence that made him famous.

24/6/2025, 2:16:59 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/6/2025, 7:50:57 AM | 11727 1743 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

In Applebees restrooms it’s a called a blinkin’ onion

23/6/2025, 11:13:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

It is meant to mean that, in my opinion, you absolutely slayed with that response. Apologies for ambiguity.

23/6/2025, 10:36:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/6/2025, 10:27:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

There is a Putin spy LIVING in the White House. Part time of course, the real home is in Florida.

23/6/2025, 2:09:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Two weeks folks. Two weeks.

23/6/2025, 2:08:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude. I feel like you’ve really been stepping u it lately. What was it, 2 weeks ago you tried to both sides political violence, now you’re writing an ode to the weaponry that potus illegally used on behalf of a war criminal that will at best be another war, and could likely lead to WW111. Sheesh.

23/6/2025, 1:30:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Fwiw most school zones in my area are 15mph.

22/6/2025, 10:08:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s generally accepted that even at highway speeds the margin of error is +-10% for all electronic means of measuring speed- traffic cams, radar guns, laser, etc. People go to court and win on these grounds. I’m sorry you have to deal with that hassle, unless the law has equipment from the future

22/6/2025, 9:52:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

I notice you’re using km/h. I’m in the US. And no equipment available today can reliably clock 1mph over the limit. 1mph is more than 1kmh. In my country that would be laughed out of court. Not because our motor laws are a joke, but because the inaccuracy of such equipment.

22/6/2025, 9:43:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

“Harris is a genocidist”

22/6/2025, 9:19:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted

Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. đŸ‡ș🇾

22/6/2025, 7:53:39 PM | 25860 10184 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly. They should start spelling GOP as DARVO.

22/6/2025, 9:01:57 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view