đChristine Slemmerđ (@slem63.bsky.social) reposted
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
words are all we have between civilization and violent chaos
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
there are no laws when all the cops pretend to be asleep.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
there is one goal that trump hopes to achieve by this, and we all know what it is.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
the right wing thinks they've "earned" a lot of things by being born. Just like their nepo-baby "self made men" heroes like rump and musk.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks republicans. Great fuckin job.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Proud idiots.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Doesnât know her son, or making bullshit excuses for him so that neither one of them has to face any music for being piece of shit human beings? Those who donât want to be inconvenienced by actually having to raise kids donât want to be inconvenienced by the disasters that result.
gardendiva3.bsky.social (@gardendiva3.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Because republicans are craven vandals.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Quack with zero medical expertise claims observational superpowers. Great job republicans. Great fucking job.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
America wanted a depraved lunatic surrounded by opportunistic zealots to run the country. They got that.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
They were quick to jump on Bidenâs debate performance as proof that Biden wasnât calling the shots and needed to be 25Aâd. With these fuckers every accusation is a confession. Look at Trump, listen to Trump. What adult business could he possibly be conducting?
Democracy USA (@oilgaschemicals.bsky.social) reposted
GOP is proud today to wear their AR 15 gun pins on their lapels...
Austin Kocher, PhD (@austinkocher.com) reposted
If Kilmar Abrego Garcia would have stormed the Capitol on January 6 instead of just ya know existing, heâd have a pardon and a podcast by now.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Any question who he voted for?
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Republican wet dream for at least 40 years.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Fox News has been shitting into the brains of the ignorant for two generations, telling them that the second they step into an area with more than 2 people per square mile that they will be savagely murdered. And instead of leaving their one-horse shitholes and seeing for themselves, they buy it.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
How's that boot taste, NBC?
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Bolton could have said something when it mattered a few years back. Instead he decided to wait for his book deal. Fuck John Bolton.
GGmaJoy (@ggmajoyc.bsky.social) reposted
Ă better measure of the US economy would be how the bottom 33% are making do on their income, rather than how the top 10% are making do in the stock market.
Captain Twinkie Bucket (@phimius.bsky.social) reposted
I would buy this album in a heartbeat (@fakemusic_br instagram) #funk #acdc
Shade 5 (@shade5.bsky.social) reposted
*sends nude her: is that the scene where e.t. gets sick?
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Thatâs only if they get that itâs parody. Some of them think that Newsom is actually trying to be âbig and strongâ like their cult leader, and only he is allowed to do that.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
hopefully there's a warm spot in hell for that sanctimonious prick.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck Joe Scarborough.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
As opposed to the basement of a pizza parlor that had no basement. The fact that qanon still supports this administration is a lesson in their intellect and integrity.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Take away sanctimony and republicans donât exist.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Thou shall not force thy superstitious horseshit on children at taxpayer expense.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Snowflakes.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Philosophy asks questions that can never be answered; religion gives answers that can never be questioned.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it all comes down to different flavors of âLetâs fightâ, âletâs screwâ, and âMy day was fine, how about yours?â Like marriage, but with tails.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes. But⊠We need something better than a common enemy. It will be hard to ever really trust maga folk ever again. When your kid burns down your house, you donât have to hate your kid. But you sure as hell donât let him play with matches anymore. MAGA are political vandals whoâve fucked the US.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
That's only for the ones who actually get it. Sadly there are too many that assume that all politicians tweet like this, but they just hate when liberals do it.
Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger.bsky.social) reposted
Imagine the fame and recognition that will come to the person who finally leaks the Epstein files. I think about this daily. News story of the century.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
The gazpacho police will never take away her right to freeze peach.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Ignorant, loud, and proud. Thanks republicans, ya fucking vandals. You've really turned the place around.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Whoosh.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Waste. Fraud. Abuse.
Melissa (@nitenitemelissa.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
as legit as anything else in this administration
Craig Sicknick (@jan6risingvoice.bsky.social) reposted
I don't live in her district, thankfully, but I can certainly help spread the word for her opponent as MTG has shown nothing but hatred and vitriol in her role.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
So much for âon day oneâ
Paulley Ticks (@tomadelsbach.bsky.social) reposted
Well, now Gavin Newsom's gone waaaaaay too far ;) #DonaldTrump #GavinNewsom
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump took all the sharper ones into government positions.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
But this speaks to a foundational trait of maga. You donât need to act in good faith. The truth doesnât matter. The only thing that matters is that they can tell themselves that theyâre owning the libs a few times throughout the day. Dishonest and severely lacking in integrity.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
The real missed opportunity was Americaâs in November of 2015.
đâ€ïžđMiađâ€ïžđ (@mommamia.bsky.social) reposted
Governor Newsom perfectly exemplifying the nonsense delivered by the abomination in the White House.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Keeps getting better and better.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
always the performative childish macho bullshit with these people. let em' join the armed forces if they're such badasses; we all know they'd shit their pants before the shit hit the fan.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
sellout, or piece of shit the whole time?
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
I think youâre mistaking what I said for what you want to respond to.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
good thing the right is following through, using their beloved arsenal of deadly weapons to fight off tyranny. liberals look the most stupid when they attack each other while the right is running the ball down the field, bribing/threatening the refs, and spiking the ball in the end zone.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
sorry nancy, trump already wears high heels. go fake another injury.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Much like Republican men on dating websites. âIâm not really into politicsâ
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Republicans view moral consistency as a weakness to be used against others.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump supporters will never run out of excuses for their king. Itâs easy to make up excuses when you lack basic integrity.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social)
How many more âimprovementsâ is Adobe Premiere Pro away from being completely broken?
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
There is no karma, no justice, no fairness. There is only power. This is why we invented fiction, to pretend that there is.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social)
RFK Jr. is a dangerous loon. He must go before more people die. Please sign the petition. chng.it/ggjHt89Qcz
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Go forth and get high enough to hunt ducks with a fork.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
The Running Man.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember the Alamo.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
When you let SEO run wild to the point where searching for anything gives the top 3 hits to things that have NOTHING to do with what you were actually searching for you deserve to be replaced. At that point you're not a search engine anymore, you're a shopping mall.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
and they are belligerently proud to do it.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Didn't a nurse testify about the dangers of the covid 19 vaccine causing people to become magnetic? By trying (and failing) to stick a key to her neck? "Doctor" Sherri Tenpenny put her up to it. www.dispatch.com/story/news/2...
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not sure there's an appreciable difference between farthest right, far right, and "the right." they are all complicit in corruption, lies, and death.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
A red hat hunted them and pulled the trigger. republican leadership loaded the gun.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
It can never be stated enough that these people were murdered at the hands of the leading terrorist group in the United States The republican party has become a death cult in the service of a demented king.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
If a single one of amazon's employees for public assistance, that yacht is worse than a pirate ship.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not a fan, but he did a pretty good job dodging. It's the kind of smile you see on people's faces after a near miss. Did anyone get the guy's number?
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
If thereâs one thing heâs knowledgeable about, itâs pro wrestling theatrics.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
What a bunch of bullshit. Americaâs men have failed each other, and need to grow tf up already.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Nor are our troops your holy crusaders. Weâre not risking ww3 for your bible.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Our government is not your church.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Feel like a clown yet Adam?
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Some people think theyâre entitled to more privacy than other folks. Public figures should know that the opposite is true for them. Attitude of royalty combined with the baseline incompetence that made him famous.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
In Applebees restrooms itâs a called a blinkinâ onion
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
It is meant to mean that, in my opinion, you absolutely slayed with that response. Apologies for ambiguity.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
There is a Putin spy LIVING in the White House. Part time of course, the real home is in Florida.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Two weeks folks. Two weeks.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude. I feel like youâve really been stepping u it lately. What was it, 2 weeks ago you tried to both sides political violence, now youâre writing an ode to the weaponry that potus illegally used on behalf of a war criminal that will at best be another war, and could likely lead to WW111. Sheesh.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Fwiw most school zones in my area are 15mph.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Itâs generally accepted that even at highway speeds the margin of error is +-10% for all electronic means of measuring speed- traffic cams, radar guns, laser, etc. People go to court and win on these grounds. Iâm sorry you have to deal with that hassle, unless the law has equipment from the future
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
I notice youâre using km/h. Iâm in the US. And no equipment available today can reliably clock 1mph over the limit. 1mph is more than 1kmh. In my country that would be laughed out of court. Not because our motor laws are a joke, but because the inaccuracy of such equipment.
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
âHarris is a genocidistâ
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. đșđž
relaxpert.bsky.social (@relaxpert.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. They should start spelling GOP as DARVO.