I'm getting a very weekend at Bernie's vibe right now.
Yeah though I walk through the valley of Trump I will fear no evil for @devincow.bsky.social watches over me. I will drink of the holy milk and not be a dick.
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I'm getting a very weekend at Bernie's vibe right now.
Turnip
Billions.
Why are you asking me. I'm a cow.
I have a tail and 8 nipples.
Scientology is still here.
Already did it.
I have a church already. The church of the holy cow. Legal as can be. All praise the holy cow @devincow.bsky.social
Kind hard since they're not getting layed.
@thegodpodcast.com did some good work there.
At least it wasn't much?
The good Reverend is fearful on his daily commute into DC for the ICE agents look hungry and he is a cow. All praise the holy cow @devincow.bsky.social
The good Reverend did not see any National guard at Union Station this morning on his commute. Wonder where they were?
Underrated post.
Epstein
Oh. That's good.
Underrated response.
Nice
Oh yeah. She's hot!
It's getting fantastic. Al praise the holy cow.
Actually it's not. It happened in WWII. Bad Internet here in Devin's Barn. You can Google it. Or ask @devincow.bsky.social
I saw a lady walking a cat at lunch. Pretty sure that's a sign of the apocalypse.
Walking to the office from Union Station. Wondering what kind of police presence I'm going to see.
The chickens just ran out of the barn here at Devin's place.
I was in Colorado two weeks ago. Peaches everywhere.
Raise your hand if you know what a palisade peach is.
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Underrated response.
I didn't but now I do.
People should see us try to play with our hooves.
I keep telling people that.
New in PN: States can step into the breach "Given that Trump administration officials are giving license to mass criminality among federal law enforcement officers, there may be only one remaining avenue for bringing such criminal cops to justice: State prosecutions."
Moooooooo
Grandpa must have milked the cow.
How are you supposed to know if they are actually police, etc. kstp.com/kstp-news/to...
Especially if you're on the fence about it, protest today. Fascism is isolating and lonely. Its very goal is to make you feel like you're the only person unwilling to accept a cult of personality. On days like today you fully realize there are more of us than there are them. You will feel better.
Cow solidarity.
Man. Heading to the VRE soon.
In case you missed it. Trump and the DOJ caved. Kilmar Abrego Garcia is back in the U.S.
I think you're right!
I don't have thumbs.
Streams out my udders.
Whoa👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
Oh man. I forgot about that with the public divorce going on.
@georgetakei.bsky.social just made soda shoot out my nose.
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Man. My soda just shot out my nose.
This
Can't wait until Elon gets mad enough to tell everyone exactly how he won the election for Trump.
I'm a cow!
Neither can I, but I'm a cow with a Pope hat.
I don't know what that is. I'm just a cow with a really cool Pope hat.
I have a Pope hat!
Sometimes I think about going over to X and retrieving all my old tweets because there is some seriously funny shit over there. But I'm just a cow. Right @devincow.bsky.social
Explain it to me like I'm a cow. Because I'm a cow. All praise @devincow.bsky.social the holy cow.
This!!
I want to be more like @devincow.bsky.social
Hey. I'm a cow also.
I am
Just walked past these people.
Can I come watch? Do they allow cows there? Can I bring @devincow.bsky.social with me? All praise the holy cow!
lmao
Ack
The Dow is now headed for its worst April since 1932 -- the very worst year of the Great Depression.
Heading to the Vatican to toss my hat in the ring to be the next Pope.
The next pope should be a woman.
I found it.
What happens if the executive branch doesn't follow court orders? If courts have the courage, there are legal tools that judges can use to ensure compliance. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/if-t...
Scientists at Kings College in London have managed to grow a human tooth in the lab. Asked what's next they responded "a rib, then we'll see where we go from there. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Rachel Heller, UK artist with Down's Syndrome, who creates figurative and abstract works mostly in pastel #WomensArt
Everything sucks so here is Chappy.
Wait. So that's all I have to do on YouTube? Just put "destroyed" or "crushed" in the name of the video. I'm going to be the cow with the most subscribers!
Nothing sexier than a woman that drinks whiskey neet.
Whatever situation you are in ask yourself "What would Steve McQueen do?"
Compliment a woman's shoes.
Your Dad got two girls phone numbers in one night.
The stock market collapse that started the great depression was on a Thursday. They called it "Black Thursday". What day is it today?
@kenwhite.bsky.social Nice hat. What do you think of mine?
The mice.
Pam Bondi has that "I used to be pretty, why aren't all the guys doing what I want look".
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You as a single individual DO NOT have to "keep up" with ALL of the information of every single thing happening across the entire world daily. You don't because it's impossible. Focus on a couple of things and act on those things. Don't feel ashamed that you are doing that.
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Me too and I'm a cow.
@jessigrace.bsky.social After his walk.
Can't sell a product nobody wants.
Unfortunately yes.
It's taken over. It's saner than JFK.
Well, she's out of your league.
We still have PTSD from 2016.
✶ ✶ Heather ✶ ✶ 
