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Snickerdoodle

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Is, is the government owning the means of production?

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Beautiful night to bee

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Atrocious does not mean inaccurate

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And because Rory McIlroy is wearing an LSU hat

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It's the opportunity JD is waiting for

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Not to be confused with a Charlie before he stretches Tater-taut

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Nice 👍. Some people don't like all the sugar so I use the low sugar pectin

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Pepper jelly is also a great way to use up extras

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Just greasing the skids for the unredacted and new parts they finally release

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Does he also have an app for that?

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Sizing it up just like a field goal kicker

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But it's so hard to pay for everyday things without a bank account

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Snake-oids

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Does YouTube TV promote fox news? It's always the first suggestion when I turn it on

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I haven't been able to sleep 😬

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Coffee is good at conscious cup

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It would still be great if it gained enough traction that they started asking Trump about how he lost another election 😂

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New nightlight idea just dropped

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That's got to be the most unhealthy Kraft product out there then

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Is she using her moral compass to determine right and wrong?

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Must have heard Trump talking about Leavitt's lips

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Nope, that's full size

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I had the opposite problem 😅

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Welcome to the 'Stock

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He probably looked him in the mouth

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Let's propose changing the name to "release the Epstein files"?

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Always got to be careful when they start playing around with percentages vs real counts

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You can't yachta yachta yachta luxury trips; you're leaving out the best part

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Maybe if she covers for Republicans they will become that strong opposition party she craves

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I thought that said BREWDOIN'. So now I will ask my drinking buddies, how brew doin?

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That means he pays for them right?

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I really need to start saving those Homer/Bart memes when I see them

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I'm not sure anything is settled anymore

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Sounds like the classified documents case

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I wonder how many times the parrot had to watch it

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I think it was Lance Bass. He was training with the Russians to go into space

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Did he just watch Exit to Eden and think she has undercover footage of him?

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Are we sure she's not going to smuggle out the files? Wouldn't be the first time he used someone to sneak files

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That's why I grow my own bananas

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That there's no longer any left? 😭

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Is biblical divorce some sort of Texas limitation on reasons a wife can initiate a divorce?

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If he can't find a way to replace the ZEC revenue he's been using to prop up the business then he'll be worse than 3rd

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What did the apostles call it when Jesus was flatulent? The beatitoots

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Did you pick up your belt onion yet?

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Ah yes Krypton Kansas. Formerly known as Krypton Knoll.

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There's just a stack of files with the names of individuals heading each segment. Since the names aren't subsequent can you really call it a list?

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I know how he might be persuaded

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Why does he raise his hand when he says he knows the name of people on the list

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My brain is so cooked I thought it was Artificial Intelligence Gore and not AL Gore

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I hate those White Sox city connect hats too

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Oh, that's who took the files off her desk

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Hot dog eating contests are gross...ly underated

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I always wondered what the lyrics were

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I think it's called owl butt

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No wonder Trump likes it so much

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But what's the dog's name?

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This 'groceries' term is new to me; is that something I should want?

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I was worried he'd sit out for his presidential run and Stratton would be concentrating on her Senate run and some yahoo republican would get in again

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It's coming from inside the house

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Snow crab - so many legs to build a snowman

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Like slab bacon you cut yourself or just some thick cut off the shelf?

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How quickly do other other Toyota Highlanders start trying to run you off the road? Is there some sort of grace period?

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So does Melania

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Bro, do you even lift?

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Always blame the D

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Just re-upping this for no reason

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And once they kick out everyone they think doesn't belong, there will definitely be a shortage

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Or pretext for bombing everything

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So if he's failed to make America great again we should have a regime change?

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I wonder what is so interesting in the window wells that everyone has to check it out (and get stuck)

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Any stout is a breakfast stout if you drink it early enough

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Finally open - finally raining

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$5 she blames it on fentanyl exposure

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American+aryan?

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Also look out for cowboys and bikers

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Get ready for the "Obama created an unstable condition that Trump was fixing before Biden stole the election" excuse "first thing in the morning"

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Too bad they wouldn't be cheering for the US anymore at the end

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Must be listening to 'Nothing More'