Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) / Redsky

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

What a cockwomble

3/9/2025, 2:47:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Not $70 million, much much more

3/9/2025, 10:32:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Stop being such a cockwomble

3/9/2025, 10:17:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

He is also a dipshit

3/9/2025, 10:16:23 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

HP Sauce

3/9/2025, 10:14:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Two weeks after Brexit worked for me

3/9/2025, 10:13:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Loved the Spectrum version

3/9/2025, 10:11:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

3/9/2025, 10:10:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Used to have swans in the harbour all the time…

3/9/2025, 10:05:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Yay!

3/9/2025, 9:55:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social)

Doing war crimes to distract from your pedophilia ftw

3/9/2025, 9:47:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Zombie Flesh Eaters

2/9/2025, 12:23:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

It is though

2/9/2025, 8:20:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

He isnt American

2/9/2025, 7:47:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social)

Trump had a stroke, right?

2/9/2025, 7:44:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Jerry was the mouse

2/9/2025, 3:25:18 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok good to know. She seems fine…

2/9/2025, 3:20:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

My personal favorites: Laphroiag, Lagavulin.

2/9/2025, 2:23:55 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Holkham?

2/9/2025, 2:22:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social)

My dog sometimes eats bark off of damp or wet logs - is this normal?

2/9/2025, 2:20:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Good jaaaawwwwrb

1/9/2025, 7:05:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

What a cockwomble that man is

1/9/2025, 6:17:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Fold the dishes, mow the roof…

31/8/2025, 7:15:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Been pretty clear Snoop is a gigantic bitch for quite some time.

31/8/2025, 7:10:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

That was a fun time that I happened to be living in Toronto. What a character!

31/8/2025, 7:04:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah

31/8/2025, 7:01:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Never met homeschooling parents who were not total freaks. (Sample size: 2 families)

31/8/2025, 6:59:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

How are you still so so shit at golf? It boggles the mind.

31/8/2025, 6:58:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Also other people in the sauna including a couple of old white geezers had a go at him after I left, apparently. which is nice.

31/8/2025, 6:57:47 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Awesome, I got a maple MAGA Trump supporting fuckwit perma-banned from our sauna after he harassed a woman of Polish origin to tears as “banter”. I told him he was a cunt (trust me its still shocking in Canada) and he suggested I “go back to England and cry there”… but I just reportes him, lol.

31/8/2025, 6:56:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social)

Go ahead and die whenever you like. Soon would be good. Also, you are shit at Golf.

31/8/2025, 6:51:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Remember some guys live coding music at the Cambridge MakerSpace back in the day it was pretty rad.

31/8/2025, 1:38:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice purple.

31/8/2025, 1:29:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social)

The Human Cuntipede

31/8/2025, 1:24:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Yah my point was it was pretty different 🙂

30/8/2025, 6:42:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social)

Contrary to rumour saddens me to report thst Trump is still shambling around like a disgusting ,stinking sack of rotting shit.

30/8/2025, 2:51:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social)

He will always be dead in our hearts.

30/8/2025, 9:19:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Not quite the same but yeah…

30/8/2025, 8:56:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Eschew obfuscation. sorry

30/8/2025, 8:49:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

But is she Bugs Bunny in drag hot?

30/8/2025, 8:38:11 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social)

Collectively willing a death to manifest like a tulpa. 💀💚

30/8/2025, 8:29:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social)

On the chaise bong, on the chaise bong, all day long on the chaise bong.

29/8/2025, 11:07:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Steve Jobs

29/8/2025, 6:05:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Its guns

29/8/2025, 3:21:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Go, little powerhouse of the cell! I believe in you!

29/8/2025, 1:24:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social)

Good morning, and how is everyone’s mitochondrial burden today?

29/8/2025, 1:22:34 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

I once worked on the website for a private equity firm in London, and they were the biggest bunch of cunts you could hope to meet.

28/8/2025, 3:40:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Shup up you dumb, evil asshole.

28/8/2025, 2:31:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Rapey!

28/8/2025, 2:06:17 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow

28/8/2025, 1:56:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Great band

28/8/2025, 1:54:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Or use as a cum rag.

28/8/2025, 1:43:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Plague Dogs was so intense, more so than Watership Down.

28/8/2025, 9:55:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Not like Sting to be a huge prick, weird.

28/8/2025, 9:52:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social)

ACAB includes Sting (but not Stewart Copeland or Andy Summers)

28/8/2025, 9:51:59 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social)

Third Eye implies the existence of a Third Nut.

28/8/2025, 9:46:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social)

Fuck the American media, useless, cruel.

28/8/2025, 9:43:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

I gwt that from bath taps running lol

28/8/2025, 9:33:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck I detest that guy

28/8/2025, 9:32:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social)

Played pool with a drunk maōri woman last night and she was pretty fun. So that was a first.

28/8/2025, 2:28:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Horse

27/8/2025, 2:09:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social)

I really hate Sam fucking Altman stupid gonk-faced cockwomble.

27/8/2025, 1:45:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

They are fucking amazing hope you have ear protection!

27/8/2025, 1:42:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Weed is a “plan”, right?

27/8/2025, 1:15:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Keystone of American cultural heritage / shit restaurant chain

27/8/2025, 1:14:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah

27/8/2025, 7:02:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social)

Hot dog and hot and bothered human. Still very warm at 9pm for walkies. Poor arctic pup

27/8/2025, 4:13:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

You got this! I was being “sarcastic” just went through similar. Exercise also v helpful!

27/8/2025, 1:08:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

guinness 0 and weed ftw!

27/8/2025, 12:50:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

That is a thing?

27/8/2025, 12:50:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social)

ACAB includes summer

27/8/2025, 12:47:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

That long?

27/8/2025, 12:27:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Should habe used Flash smh

27/8/2025, 12:26:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Lichen on a cave wall for me!

27/8/2025, 12:25:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Epic

27/8/2025, 12:24:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

He is? Lol.

27/8/2025, 12:20:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social)

Imagine being Steve Witkoff.

26/8/2025, 9:08:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuckwitkoff

26/8/2025, 8:41:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social)

Classic

26/8/2025, 5:49:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Nutlick

26/8/2025, 5:19:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

No worries! story is in Exhalation

26/8/2025, 5:18:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social)

Lookit this absolute babe

26/8/2025, 1:16:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Thought that was Ted Chiang

26/8/2025, 1:15:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

No. No, they can’t suffer because THEY ARE FUCKING ALGORITHMS.

26/8/2025, 1:13:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Kids these days don’t even have one!

26/8/2025, 1:12:37 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Incredibly funny movie

26/8/2025, 1:08:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Annecy?

26/8/2025, 10:59:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Its ok but I’d rather listen to Meshuggah…

26/8/2025, 10:32:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup

25/8/2025, 7:41:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social)

What exactly did Kilmar Abrego Garcia *do* again?

25/8/2025, 7:39:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Paul Klee is fucking amazing

25/8/2025, 7:38:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

“Ok”

25/8/2025, 7:36:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social)

youtu.be/boqQGBjyyrw?... Sure, the England women’s football (soccer) team are good, but the England women’s Rugby Union team are unbelievable. Ellie fuckin’ Kildunne!

25/8/2025, 7:14:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social)

Snoop Dogg is a little bitch, but we already knew that.

25/8/2025, 1:22:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you for dropping trouser wisdom!

25/8/2025, 1:53:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

Wu wei and shit indeed

24/8/2025, 7:22:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

I eventually figured out i am allergic to nickel. Nickel! Also, aluminum. Titanium still ok.

24/8/2025, 7:20:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social)

ACAB includes artichokes

24/8/2025, 6:56:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social) reply parent

More worst

24/8/2025, 6:55:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Rik 🏴‍☠️ (@rikabel69.bsky.social)

Yuka just chased a raccoon, totally failing to spot the large Grey Heron.

24/8/2025, 2:03:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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