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They've treated the sea people very unfairly. Nasty people, the Hittites.
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They've treated the sea people very unfairly. Nasty people, the Hittites.
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That's half of the fun
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One involves a human creating it. The other doesn't. You can usually tell because the AI images have obvious errors that anyone who gave a shit would catch.
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Why can't they? Does one of Trump's creditors have dibs?
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His blood is so chilly that he has no feeling in his hands to catch the ball
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Who can doubt the radical transparency of the Trump administration? This and more in my blog at "Why Does Everyone Keep Asking If I'm a Nazi"
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Always be Gary
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What if we run a QB draw but the center can't do pass or run blocking?
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Office Gary
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The guy Trump stiffed and refused to pardon for the crimes he committed on behalf of Trump.
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
And Intel profited in the medium term from being seen as a company that stood behind its products. Now, companies that tell their customers to enjoy their shit sandwich only go up in valuation.
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
You can find rib shaped BBQ patty MREs from surplus stores if you want things alleged to be food year round.
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He said the criminals are near.
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Good coverage. Fifteen yard penalty. First down.
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
The point of the Medal of Honor was to recognize enlistedmen, who normally were ignored as all the glory went to senior officers. The Medal of Freedom is the opposite.
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Maybe Rudy can sell it to pay some of his debts.
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I remember.
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He likes the boots because they hide his lifts
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I like scheduling my emergencies.
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a day a lot of people have off, so they aren't allowed to visit patients. Sure, that makes sense.
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
"I can't defend Israel. Except for refusing to call what they're doing genocide. And the justification for their genocide. I'll gladly defend those."
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Bone-petite
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Do you remember when Bluesky wouldn't ban a Nazi because he was friends with Jay? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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Pippin, Grant, Longley, Kukoc, Rodman, Harper, Kerr, Armstrong... Nope, none at all.
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Bluesky transforming. Do you see? DO YOU SEE?
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My wife referred to my behavior as being cat like—not agility or something cool, but aloofness and hissing at strangers—and I don't think I've ever been so well understood.
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
Legal realism is great as a predictive tool, but tends toward stupidity when applied as a guiding principle.
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
Bet against Cristobal in any big game.
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
OK, yes, I'm a public figure. And yes, I did say that less than two years ago. In fact, I've been saying it for decades. But they can't prove that I knew what I was saying was false, even though it clearly was, so I think it's defamatory.
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Or check his ECF email
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"I want to go for a walk"
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Fire captain to the hose team after seeing this dungeon house
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
He has an entire security team but drives himself alone?
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He shook his brain loose with the head bobble.
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We rebuilt it with soldiers mulching Central Park
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Last big golf weekend of the year, better stay in the cart
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You make a promise, you honor it, kid.
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They've definitely gone mask off.
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Really just adopting the full Confederacy playbook
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The McSnot
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Is it dead where it hits the ground or where it comes to a rest?
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
One of the many downsides to the algorithmic moderation Bluesky relies on.
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
Bullets have unpredictable vectors when penetrating even regular glass. With the massive energy loss at a mile, it's incredibly unlikely either round would penetrate bulletproof glass, let alone be able to hit the original target even if they did.
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It's the Van Hagar of AIRBHG bleacherreport.com/articles/113...
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AIQBHG
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Posting as required: www.youtube.com/shorts/CIZkg...
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Fly anyway. Triple dog dare Israel to murder two US senators.
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Roe tigh
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This is lefty discrimination
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
Ya, we need to get back to the boomer method of a gift purse with cash in envelopes. That was classy, right?
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
This kills the Pawl
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
Article 5 has been invoked once and we did it. Once in 80 years for a minor war is a pretty good record.
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
Welke studie?
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Pawl, we need to hire Kirby, Pawl.
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Stab anyone curling in squat rack
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
Rule #1: only blue bloods are allowed to win
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
It's no fun drinking with Graham because he arrives drunk.
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, let's see who wins the New Jersey vote before we get all snooty.
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
Glad to see that NY solved the scourge of...over-vaccination?
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
He's really big into em-dashes now instead of parentheses.
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
Half the line moved so late that DTs were already past them.
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Texas needs to recruit players who can count if they want to use a silent count.
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I have nipples, treb. Can you milk me? Please?
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You know, an autonomous region. Without any right to self-determination. And without set boundaries. And without the right to protect its people from genocide. On second thought, that doesn't seem very autonomous.
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
But Frank Sinatra doesn't prefer Orville Reddenbacher
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2.6 YPA is going to get him drafted by the Browns
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All I want is a single genealogy site that has both good family trees and in-depth DNA analysis tools. Is that too much to ask?
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Highlighted too much while using the most pointless font modification
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Again. He's planning on doing it again.
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
Corso jumps out from under the desk: Not so fast, midget.
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You're a skinwalker, Hagrid
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He made no appearances from Wednesday night until this AM.
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
And what's an emergency? He gets to decide. And do the tarriffs have to be rationally related to the emergency? Not if Trump says they are.
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Baby I bem ram boy
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
Pete and Pete has so many to choose from. Iggy Pop, Debbie Harry, Kate Pierson, and Gordon Gano off the top of my head
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
Ethel Merman as Lieutenant Hurwitz as Ethel Merman
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Has he started dying his hair with that ultimate black paint?
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
We need to take seriously something that makes cold reading look scientific.
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
If it's 380 cubic yards, with two inches of mulch depth, that's 2280 square yards or about 2 acres
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
Grant was only a drunk when he wasn't leading troops. He sobered up when he had something to do he was good at.
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
Obviously, the original meaning of the first amendment requires dueling for insults to one's honor.
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i assume he was quietly transferred to another server
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
Batman: object to form
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, new automatic weapons. If you have a small fortune and patience, you can get the tax stamp for a pre-ban fully automatic.
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Subtext: God will know his own
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Doubling down with a video in a cemetery didn't help
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Honey, come quick, Republicans found the death panels they like
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Now that I cannot be a judicial activist who empowers a minority to have a beer super majority of the legislature, I must step down.
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
OK, he also was granting unanimous consent consistently. You do know that is the opposite of delay, right?
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The Quaida is giving real Chris Farley vibes
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Just tell us where you left the body. Gritty is worried.
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
Any other things Schumer has failed to do that I should know don't count for reasons?
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The cat and every gym bro.
RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess I imagined several democrats consistently voting for Trump nominees. And the voting records imagined it, too. Damn, I guess I'll have to have a word with the parliamentarian.
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You should have known that our product would disregard the safety measures we constantly talk about, ignore our representations about its capabilities, and know that it will try to kill you.
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If you follow someone who corrected me, you're not a real person. I am very smart.
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Maybe he could try whipping his caucus to stop approving them. Dunno, seems like something a leader would do.