Engineer, nerd. I'll help design and build anything for a shiny nickel or a crisp high five. Typos likely. Fat thumbs miss ye olde phone buttons.
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That's rich coming from you, the one infamous for being unable to clean the cheese curds growing between Trump's toes that you're supposed to feed to RFK because he says it's the only thing that can make his dick hard.
Let's play "how many politicians in this photo should retire and let more energetic people take their place".
I just put in my profile that typos are guaranteed. Problem solved
Ok who let /pol out of the basement again.
Secret service guy using all his focus power to ignore trump's stank
Nice. I don't think I'll ever get that with my starter words. Probably because my starter words are always profanity.
Jesus, Syphilis looks ugly AF
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Loe-phi for me
I'll do a little prayer for more lawsuit losses.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=iP2I...
Artisanal water
Let me know when it's 'Woman Crawling Up Floral Walls'
Looking at this hurts my knees. Looks cool though👌
He asked why he had to learn how to throw knives.
Google sucks baaaaaaaaaalls.
Man it must be so bizarre for his mouth to be forced to say such ridiculous things and also to have to touch Trump's asshole
Maybe he had a sudden notification on his phone about a hot lonely sofa down that road so he made his driver turn there illegally.
Lol my parents were conservative and I am not.
That has to be expired by now if it was made 3700 years ago
That's nothing. Yesterday was my last 8/28/2025. Also congrats.
Basically everything is cancer and you are getting cancer.
What the yallqueda fuck is this?
That John De Lancie guy is pretty smart.
Supporting a country after a tragedy oh no that's so terrible the shame the horror
Is there a way to cope with a government that will never do anything to prevent these events?
Nice
Uhhhhh..... Did you make sure your kids friend didn't look like this at all before feeding them?!?
Uhhhh how will anyone know you chatted tho. Other than Google, Amazon, FBI, NSA, CBS, and the 1995 Denver Broncos. Assuming you are talking with a smartphone nearby
What the hell show is this? I don't see any wee knights anywhere. Where are the little wee knights!?
I'll take "orders the GOP will ignore" for $600
I can't read Trumps grabage rambling but I absolutely love the Gavin Newsom crew trolling the same format.
Yeah probably but also exhibit A youtu.be/KmeDzffQrzw?...
Is that the subway guy all those weird fox news hosts and guests say they are afraid of?
No homo, but I would let David Bowie do anything to me.
"this Fox News host is painfully stupid"
Is it ok if I grab more than ten?
If the 'where we go from here' is another rally I'm going to be disappointed.
Probably the same people that voted for Trump.... Twice.
I'm not crying you're crying. Also this is one of the best goram star trek episodes ever.
Slam slam slam slam slam slam slam
Same goes for band logos
I hear he can't stop shitting his pants. His pants are literally shat all the time. It's crazy.
It would be really funny if they invited Gavin Newsom to all their talks and made huge publicity about it.
So much slamming
The government starting to take over Intel? Isn't that communism?
I don't think wordle has any right saying some of my guesses aren't words with the stuff they have been putting out.
holy heck, which intern designed this toothpick?
The ol' 'definitely not whatever the hell star citizen is thinking' strategy.
Hey if they didn't want me to have sexual relations with my Roomba they wouldn't have made it so fuckable.
I like when my poop gets to visit museums too.
Lol dumbass Google AI getting snippy. It's hella a dumb word. All my homies say it's a dumb word.
I just want to know when he gets to wear those boots too 👀
If it looks like that is there a way to pay money to never see one?
You didn't list unsolicited dubstep as a possible injury to the weights dropping.
If the person is wearing gloves for hygiene why isn't the coffee make also wearing gloves? Rude, selfish coffee maker 🤔😔
Is there something beyond slamming that can take place? I see slamming all the time and nothing changes.
All my homies hate Dean Cain
Can't wait for Tapper's next book showing how this is Biden's fault.
Daaaaaang, whoever picks up that big rock in the water is going to have a crazy rock collection.
Trump didn't write this.
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When's someone going to take away Tom Cruise's helicopter keys?
It's probably because they are too big, being giants and all, that fitting into regular human areas is hard.
That's a pretty huge project. It's probably big enough for a number 1 and number 2
Let him go. He's got places to be.
Why not?
I'm super rich, will you marry me?
I'm just glad all the people I follow are walking in a straight line. I don't think I could choose if some started walking in other directions.
Holy cow! That chess board must be huuuuuuuuuuuge!
I mean Roman emperor Caesar famously got stabbed while eating a salad.
Hey man don't give him advice on not giving you advice when you didn't ask for the he didn't ask for the you didn't ask for the advice vice
Holy cow! How huge is that booger he's harvesting?
As is tradition.
Today's wordle can eat my entire ass hole.
Yeah but $20 is $20.
I think more stuffed animals could improve with this. Where's that Kermit with that massive dong at?
Yeauioes
But actually
Angry Birds Origins was a pretty dark movie
That movie toaster only worked on channel 3
I like how the guy can't decide if it's China or Liberals attacking them.
Holy heck! Ed is 91 years old and still in the NFL?
We went from wearing garlic hats to wearing garlic tied to our waist band. Where is garlic now?
