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it'll be funny when the news is like "a nation is mourning" and then can't find a single live shot that doesn't include people very clearly partying their asses off
I call him Gent Reznor because he really is a gentleman
Wasn’t sure what to get my friend for her baby shower, but Amazon saved the day with this suggestion.
There was an Aliens game for the Commodore 64 that felt a lot like that
We dumped a president for being too old only to elect one who immediately died. You can't say that's not funny
If I see someone post something about how parents who have a hard time working all day while their young kids are at home must hate their kids, because what else could that mean, I block that person. I don't even engage.
I wrote about the start of the school year and what that means for my writing life: shanders-red-eye.beehiiv.com/p/back-to-li...
Boosting this for the Labor Day crowd! I did this one on a Sunday but will be aiming for Tuesdays generally, in case you’re thinking of subscribing. 😃 Love beehiiv as an alternative to SS by the way!
I can't sit for too long cuz of my back
i think the bigfoots don't want to be found because they know we would put them to work
Our collective Trump Having It Happen Today energy wasn't focused enough but it's okay! Let this be a lesson to us in the power of our hate and divine will as we pray our hate with all our hearts bc it's so funny and good-feeling to Wish Ill
rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
It sounds right if you imagine him saying this while gasping for breath
The license plate is the same in both photos, and I guess they probably use the same cars a lot. But the way the guy is posed w/r/t the legs of the tent behind him, or whatever those are, is the same. As a kid I compared many similar images looking for differences between them, it's a learned skill
I bet he's just really involved in those plans for the new ballroom
photo taken by a man with a perfectly square head
I decided to try looking up the security guy the Giuliani accident statement was attributed to, Michael Ragusa. I was not disappointed.
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️
this should become a thing, putting up signs like this for every arrest & disappearance in public spaces. it would likely break into lower info, less politically engaged demos and local social media groups
I saw this last night for the first time just fyi youtu.be/QrBwCma2lFs?...
I believe that Cookie Monster started out human and became the monster he is today through his obsession with cookies. He is the Sesame Street Gollum
Sorry officer, I thought you said "reach for this guy."
this image is getting me through life rn
Authors, you have a couple more days to add your contact info! (NB: You aren’t precluded from being part of the class if you don’t, but doing so will make it easier.) How amazing would it be if this made it even a little bit harder for them to shit on and destroy our work??
Too many of you have stopped posting about the thing I want to happen
Different nose, not the same guy. He's dead.
At the very least it’s fun to think of this as a sort of tailgate party before the big event
standing on our balcony yelling down to each boy and asking him “what news”
how do we not have an app that will make all our phones make the tornado sound if it happens
It just keeps escalating
even jordan couldn’t put up these numbers in 8 minutes
The whole thing comes apart the moment he takes over
Live your life such that everyone doesn’t spend ten solid years planning the rager they’re going to throw when you die.
Basic Kremlinology: this is confirmation that Trump is so sick that he could be dead by the end of the week
Fred Trump, Hitler, and Roy Cohn appearing at the foot of Trump's bed like this
My whole family is collaborating on a playlist
The US now is basically the Ibsen play An Enemy of the People, except instead of one man who wants to prevent a health calamity and people in power who don't believe him, we have a majority of people who want to prevent health calamity and a few guys who know the risks but want us all to die.
Anyway, gotta get offline and head to my event. We're already living under fascism so we might as well live into our actual values. We might as well take risks and embrace new ways of being and doing. We should reject the status quo whenever possible. We should reject warmed over garbage.
like, holy shit, your brain is apparently just fully turned off when using generative AI
I wasn't convinced until he showed up in The Bear
The first Nazi book burnings were the biggest archive of trans research that existed at the time.
I had no idea. It's a great movie
New acting director of CDC Jim O'Neill expressed being pro paid organ donation. "There are plenty of healthy spare kidneys walking around, unused."
fresh audio product: • Sam Tanenhaus, author of Buckley: The Life and the Revolution that Changed America, on Bill, his thought, and his influence www.leftbusinessobserver.com/Radio.html#S...
My dad was a lawyer and always liked Anatomy of a Murder. He said the judge was particularly believable.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy on my older brothers' Commodore 64. It's a text-based game and I didn't know how to read.
i mean are trump supporters really watching this shit and nodding their heads approvingly "now that's how you spread a good mulch, sir" i mean what the fuck man
For the last two months I've been like this with jazz records
This is the vibe now I guess youtu.be/khk77JHALmU?...
Here are excerpts from the resignation letters from CDC leaders: Via @jeremyfaust.bsky.social insidemedicine.substack.com/p/breaking-n...
That's good news. I thought I was going to have to take up smoking cigarettes
It's like when a dog makes its way onto the field during an MLB game
Reading this as I consider 1) going off Canvas (owned by private equity firm KKR, partnered with OpenAI); and 2) going off screens this semester
"In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile."
this period of life is based on the NES Ninja Turtles water level
[elizabeth warren, as the rope is fitted around her neck on the gallows on the mall by some 19-year old named tristan, before the hood is placed over her head] "this is a diversion"
I think that all of the Dem Senators are reading from the same hymnal. It's Schumer's hymnal so it's going to be out of touch and pathetic.
If there's an issue with the way a vehicle is built such that people are likely to get hurt, the manufacturer issues a safety recall, right? So how many teenagers does your product have to coach through suicide for that to apply to software
Isaac Chotiner interviewed Biden's close friend and last ambassador to Israel, Jack Lew, and in the interview Jack Lew explicitly defends Israel killing children. Lew's defense of this is so offensive that Isaac Chotiner interrupts him twice and then says outright that he's wrong.
Will spend the rest of my life considering how we were rushed into "going paperless" for the good of the environment only for the next generation of digital tools to become far worse for the environment.
Among all the other things, "The President has screwed things up so badly that the world's other rich countries won't deliver mail to us anymore" really should end it immediately.
happy for swifties but please don't send me all caps OMG texts unless we're in big obit land
youtube.com/watch?v=1rVT...
i love you president teeth. i mean president newteeth. no. president toothsome. presidenture newteeth some. FUCK i. love. president. chewsom
The young people who would have been most likely to lead the domestic anti-fascist fight in 2025 were repeatedly arrested, beat, jailed, mocked by elites and non-elites over the past 5 years. This was bipartisan. I find it interesting whenever some people ask 'where the young people are' now.
I don't like websites anymore. I'm logging off of this one for a while.
It just occurred to me to wonder what, if any, literary magazines have used a chatbot as a first reader on submissions?
Other people have better imposter syndrome than me I bet
Not enough Peter Pan references
In line at the checkpoint frantically eating whatever sandwiches I have on me so I don't get arrested for possession of a deadly weapon
Rosemary's Baby. Don't go anywhere near Rosemary or her baby and you'll be fine.
I've never been to one of them. Maybe that's my problem? No awards shows attendance. What did I expect was going to happen.
Awards ceremonies!
This is the risk you take when you're subtle about things, you can't count on people to get the message clearly
if you were lying about liking big butts Baby Got Back is the exact song you'd write
did you catch the peter pan references? My wife said there were a couple that I apparently missed
No mention of Benny Johnson should be allowed without first mentioning that Benny Johnson was on the Russian govt payroll at $400,000/month prior to the 2024 election. He's an agent of destruction of the United States, and his presence at the White House shows they've succeeded.
The mayor and the governor should be threatening now to use every newton of power they have to punish Harvard if they do this. Eye-watering state and local endowment taxes, zoning and land use, litigation, you name it.
This new Alien show could use more Peter Pan references, it's way too subtle
what I want out of the next president is someone who thinks general sherman didn't go far enough
if you let this melt for 20 minutes it becomes RFK Jr.
the thing everyone is going to have to accept is that the post-trump period, whenever it comes, will not and cannot be a project of national unity, it must be a project of partisan project of renewal, in the same way that reconstruction and the new deal were partisan projects of renewal.
And I was worried I might seem pathetic
Get ready to start seeing hasselhoff levels of public drunkenness
Another one.
The rich have for all of history tried to capture and control art, and they've always failed. I'm not saying they'll succeed now, but from AI to the renter-slave economy they are building, I will say they are closer than ever to accomplishing what they want.
I always name mine Horse of Nature
Dems had a window where they could've fought or slowed this, maybe even stopped, but chose a strategy they literally called "play dead"
Whey Standard 