"I say, I say, I say, what do you get if you cross Bill Murray with Christopher Walken?"
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"I say, I say, I say, what do you get if you cross Bill Murray with Christopher Walken?"
As an actual wizard, I can fully appreciate this.
Encouraging, too!
My wife and I went to Debenams (when there was such a thing) and the wise woman took one look at my wife and named the correct bra size. It was not the bra size she was wearing, but it was CORRECT.
"It is difficult to make someone understand something when their salary depends on them NOT understanding it." - Upton Sinclair
I heard they’re still struggling to get the president to master the line “putting on the ritz!”
"...There'll be no more AAAAAAAAAAA, but you may feel a little sick..."
I had to look that up to see if that was Ian Ogilvy, but no :-)
"Before I speak, I'd like to say a few words..."
May she and her party remain forever irrelevant.
are the brexit hostile
Only thing I get from this is that you can consider any ludicrous bullshit to be a revealed truth if you take enough ketamine.
Have you considered the idea that it's just you experiencing the timeline where the change has occurred?
My guy wrote an op-ed and it's really good. Send it to your advancement officer, your dean, your grandmother, your neighbor. www.chicagotribune.com/2025/09/02/o...
Post an obscure album in your collection you that always think: 'Surely nobody else has got this?' Bought in Saturn-Hansa in Munich in the late '90's.
Very confident about receiving an environmental award for our landing pad made from recycled yoga mats. Oh ffs...
Him and Henrietta Lacks...
Having worked with software developers, can confirm
"requires real digging" 8ft long and 6ft deep.
a bolt of lightning from a cloudless blue sky
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ccm...
heh, I didn't even realise he was related :-)
What fresh ketamine-fuelled hell is this?
It was stark to me; coming from my lovely holiday to potters via a route bedecked in flags. There’s an idea of England. And we are poisoning ourselves with it.
I didn't even know I was standing!
This by @samfr.bsky.social absolutely nails the madness of government comms going out on X. (Full list of questions and answers for those with a subscription below. I ask the first Q) open.substack.com/pub/samf/p/w...
Look at Wilfred's face. He's a second away from "You're probably wondering how I got here" or indeed "HELP ME HELP ME"
Is it so you can store and sniff cocaine in comfort?
and apparently thinks that trans people run the police...
i don't ask for much, just for the world to balance itself out by removing the greatest agents of moral and ethical evil we have in positions of power and influence, and also the most pathetic man alive
And about time too! He's been doing these things for aaaages.
The latest version of chatgpt uses twice as much for only a small gain :-(
It is possible to have an opinion which is objectively wrong. This is such a case.
Well he's not trying very hard, is he?
The difference between the text of the post and the headline of the article below it is staggering
More bath time 🛀 #photography #Nature #wildlife #ukwildlife #birds #shropshirebirds #birdphotography
I still like the banner they had saying "Burn the Kerrang"
Toby fair...
waka wake
"I think we've all seen quite enough of you already"
"With a stick. While he slept."
What a clueless wombat.
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Thank you :-) "I just heard the voice in my head!"
"...significantly stronger emotional responses..."
Moments before...
Moments before...
I presume this is like the captions in The Sparks Brothers, where Nick Rhodes and John Taylor were captioned as "Duran" and "Duran" and Mike Myers was captioned as "Canadian"
"Wake up America! The encroachment is insidious and dangerous to our ideals and beliefs."
@mouse90.bsky.social TOOOOOOBY JOOOOOOOOOONES
...otherwise it's just a sparkling joke from Guyana...
A friend of mine used to relax in Grand Theft Auto by sniping random passersby from a rooftop.
It's only a proper 'Guy' joke if all the blood drains from your face :D
"JD Vance goes on to meet Liz Truss in the semi-finals"
What if Norman Wisdom was a Bond villain?
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"It was so named because of its popularity. You would turn up at the restaurant and take a numbered ticket to allow you to purchase the dish."
does light-hearted mean "not serious and yet also not funny"?
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That happened to me too :-) There's still a couple who I would love to just be able to turn off their retweets.
the only good points the right wing have are the ones on top of their heads.
Funny, I looked at how many people I follow and it is... 503 😁 As for the blocking, being on Twitter for years has allowed me to spot a joyless twat at 50 paces 🙂
“He's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'...”
Software developer cleared of murder after defence lawyer proves victim invoked undefined behaviour
Preach, Brendel, preach!
which idiot pooted that one forth?
This, the finest news story ever published, has once again appeared in my inbox, and it would be rude not to share it.
![THRASHED BY A LADY CYCLIST. WHO IS NOTED FOR HER ATHLETIC POWERS. [SUBJECT OF ILLUSTRATION.] AN extraordinary scene was witnessed on Seturday morning in Peel Lane, a thoroughfare connecting Little Hulton with lyldesley, in which the principal participants were a young lady cyclist and a youth of nineteen or twenty. The lady was riding at a good pace, and when in a quiet part of the road the young man, who had apparently been imbibing, stepped into the roadway, and, addressing some insulting remarks to the cyclist, made as if he intended pulling her of the machine. She immediately alighted caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him& sound thrashing, using her tists in scientitie fashion, to the delight of several colliers who were passing. The young man made off, and the cyclist, who is believed to be a Bolton lady noted for her athletic powers, rode off towards Tylesley.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:irlrdb4p2swljzcdjbhc54gd/bafkreiedp7arp6qkhtp5sx5uff7ba3ps4cneoyinnff36wfppwdicwwrj4@jpeg "Click to view full size")
"It is difficult to make someone understand something if their salary depends on them NOT understanding it" - Upton Sinclair
HIV is still just as deadly as it was in the 80's. Treatment is the reason why now you can live for 40 years with it, instead of 4. Without that treatment, it will kill you just like it did 40 years ago.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFGQ...
Don't mention this to Vance, whatever you do.
This is the only joke in the film 'King Ralph'
If only it resulted in any behaviour modification from her.
Awwww!
It's ok. I didn't expect you to get it, which is why I didn't originally reply to you directly.
Is there something you would like to share with us, Andrew? 😁
"...a dentist who once worked with Dustin Hoffman..."
"Answering an email correctly is like making love to a beautiful woman..."
UMAMI
My partner complained that my breath smelled bad. I've now stopped stealing the dog's treats. But they are so very savoury.
Violence is only against people, not property. Describing defacement of property as 'violence' seems indicative of a 'property as important as people' attitude.
Irfanview. It's an image viewer by a guy called Irfan. Been using it for over 20 years.
