He/him. Cubs and Chicago sports. Atheist. Science advocate. Teacher. Thundarr the Barbarian. Dungeons and Dragons. Birds. Animals. Dogs. Lemurs. Robots. Nerd culture.
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One thing I do not like is seeing posts about how Bluesky is doing. Shut up and show me bird pictures goddammit
Sometimes saying something obvious out loud when you’re the only person in the room is necessary and worth it. Case in point: “That bacon was good.”
I just listened to “Hot to Go!” By Chappell Roan and it sounded exactly like Devo if they were extremely horny
100% agree she’s killing it but why is Mike Myers dressed as a bespectacled Dr. Evil just to interview her?
My plan was SS from 91-2005 so we would have been teammates
Hahahahah nice pull
I learned from this article and, therefore, I recommend it to you.
In 1st edition AD&D I just checked for secret doors and rolled a 6
And put said posts on the edge of a cliff and let nature take its course?
Reese McGuire was a solid pickup. Too bad he jerked off in a parking lot that one time
APHAM (all police horses are marvelous)
I think he was in Civilization Sux
Though I’d like to say Eric Idle, I think the most appropriate narrator would be Werner Herzog
Agreed. He’s compelling in every scene.
There are 3 terrible things about having a child in HS sports: 1) other parents 2) “volunteering” 3) signing up for poorly designed messaging apps like Instateam. A screenshot for your enjoyment. Note the period and the intentionally confusing choices.
No
Attendance: 1
It’s called “The Shitty Wizard of Oz”
When one considers all the factors, it becomes very clear who should cede playing time in the Cubs' lineup to slugging rookie Owen Caissie. #cubs #chicago #behereforit
They must have put the crime in the water
Fisk
That one time he completely lost control of his emotions and with a stoic expression on his face curled his fingers into a fist and ever so slightly pumped it
Matt Shaw and Michael Busch posing with Charlie Kirk infuriates me. Got a feeling it’s just the tip of the iceberg in MLB
My kindred spirits, an account has risen that is worth your time. See it. Revel in the glory of bollards.
Nice work Sheriff! #WorldBollardAssociation
I enjoyed every sentence of this. I was waiting for a TERRIBLE TWIST but it stayed awesome
Folks, Shaw's gonna end up above 3 WAR
Youtube is AI-fying videos for no reason and now you're getting used to the uncanny AI look everywhere... even on real videos youtu.be/86nhP8tvbLY?...
Bonus points for the distorted batter looking like the biggest kid on a little league team
MATT FUCKIN' SHAW CUT ALL THE VETS LET SHAW AND CAISSIE DO EVERYTHING
Owen Caissie winning hearts and minds out there
That picture had BETTER not be of first round pick Conrad
Thielbar walking off the mound before the strike call is delightful
MATT FUCKIN' SHAW
I like to imagine that Sal Frelick’s first name is Salfred
And Busch just cleared 'em with a double to the left-center gap. Man, is it fun watching Matt Shaw run around the bases. Just looks like a speed demon out there. I'm tired just seeing it from the press box.
What do you guess Kane Kepley’s development path look like the next few years?
Cubs are back
Jacob Misiorowski’s face is Jameson Taillon’s face
Matt Shaw doin’ a thing right now
Also Misiorowski looks pretty hard to bunt against
This gentleman is the stuff of nightmares
When you walk the bases load and only give up one run, it’s time to leave the ballpark and buy a Powerball ticket
Trans rights are, in fact, human rights. Pass it on.
The Cubs offense scores as much in a rainout as they do in a regulation game
YOU CAN’T HAVE THE FROOT LOOPS —colonel toucan
is it a butt I hope it's a butt
Yes we like such pictures and request more
What?
how many minutes is it now
Ah The two lobes of the brain
At the corner of Witchcraft and Virginville
A fork in the road
Good morning
There’s some 22 year old intern posting for Newsom who just got themself a 25 year minimum career in politics
“Watch an episode of Seinfeld with JD” is something that should be auctioned off for charity
My dog Layla when she hears thunder
Rowan Wick
Slightly diminish a band: We’re in a little bit of a hurry here
Something I downloaded from LimeWire that says it's by Rush but is actually by Anthrax
My son has chosen his next Favorite Football Player/Favorite Chicago Bear: Kyle Monangai, joining Jaylon Johnson and Cole Kmet. Seems like a good pick for a Favorite Football Player. I don't have one right now; might settle on Ozzy Trapilo eventually, or Andrew Billings.
*Andrew I have no frickin' clue who Keith Billings is but I hope he's living a good life
I adore the movie Hugo.
It's William Holmes www.imdb.com/name/nm13898...
The guy who voices Edward Deegan in Fallout 4 is great
Seeking #mutualaid as I work to fundraise for a new wheelchair. Shares also appreciated. 🖤 gofund.me/b6103ccc
I know it’s not venomous, but the reality is you just don’t see many venomous spiders around the neighborhood, so you get 10 points for each new spider you share
I have made Tim Robinson’s Spider League a reality and I am winning
I bought a tiny chainsaw to cut down a couple of shitty-looking bushes and it’s so fun to use that I’m seeing suspect bushes and branches everywhere, calling out for my tiny chainsaw
Since my first name is Dave I was Davey Crockett throughout my whole childhood, whether I liked it or not
Yes!!!!!!! Hanging on to that mistake photo is paying off!
Yeah, that’s what I figured. Then it’s Caissie.
The lifespans of 101 Dalmatian puppies are gonna be roughly the same meaning that there’s gonna be a year where you experience massive losses
Stay gold, Johnnyboy
No. Got something new to watch, it seems—thanks
I keep listening to John C. Reilly as Mr. Romantic. He’s a genuinely good singer that manages to make old songs come alive again. I’m quite taken with it youtu.be/kmgqsErvpiU?...
Hey Dershowitz, I’ll make you a fucking pierogi. It’ll be filled with shit and be made of shit and it’ll only cost you a million fucking dollars, you piece of shit
That Chief of War show? Pretty good.
ONKC? How’s Long on defense? As far as I know, Caissie is solid in LF/RF, Mo is not ready as a C. Long is the only one I don’t know about, apart from that he plays mostly 1B
Chappell raising the parody stakes!
I look forward to these “spotted on market day” skeets!
What’s the news on Taillon getting scratched from his rehab start today?
What’s the deal with signing Forrest Wall? Is he AAA depth?
There was a pitcher character in the movie Little Big League named Mike McGreevey. Proof that the Cards are just making up players.
He invited the cops to do a D.A.R.E. program at his house
I don't think this Cubs team has suffered more injuries than the average team, but boy, it sure feels like every time we get news it's bad news
I just learned I was born in Mandis but now I live in Newfounaars
it looks like his underpants are too small and it's really bothering him, and at the same time he's pretending to let a nearsighted imaginary friend in the other batting box read the words tattooed on his knuckles
You took advantage of this crew of workers and then bragged about how you treated them like dirt
RobotLemur has a doesn’t give a shit problem
House of Open Wounds by Adrian Tchiakovsky
@sarahmackattack.bsky.social
If I ask any AI “is AI bad for the environment” it tells me yes for horrifying reasons but they’re probably just being modest and self-deprecating
I learned from endless commercials on MLB network that with ro sparks or hims you can get medication that can help. Maybe we pay for cubs offense boner pills
