Justin Trudeau
I crochet a lot and I like cats. Pro-democracy. Queer. FDJT Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
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Justin Trudeau
I thought Trump liked Maduro? Im so confused. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality-TV star proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"
Like a deadly virus, created in the lab of bad public policy at the Heritage Foundation, Project 2025 has been let loose on our nation with impacts we are all just beginning to comprehend. My latest on Substack: open.substack.com/pub/jimacost...
The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns. The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate. Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care. The list goes on and on. Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.
Just admit it: You love your guns more than your children. The first step is acknowledging the problem.
We no longer live in a democracy. #RIPConstitution #FDJT
Has he learned his lesson, Senator?
GOD: time to institute IBS! CHUBBY QUIET ANGEL: what’s that? GOD: irritable bowl syndrome ANGEL: omg that sounds horrible GOD: it is! ANGEL: well I was thinking maybe we could skip that one for now, you know what with the news cycle being… GOD: give it to one billion people ANGEL: okay wow
So proud of you, Boss
They don't care about lives lost - where'sthe profit in that? Property being damaged or lost though, that gets attention. #EatTheRich
Republicans have time to pettily paint over a memorial for people killed in a mass shooting because they can’t hate gay people enough, but they can’t be bothered to stop school shootings because they don’t love children enough. www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...
I imagine DC will be like Duloc and of course Trump is Lord Farquaad, only way dumber and more ridiculous #FreeDC #FDJT
Witkoff in particular was totally drunk guy I love you man
First, they came for John Bolton And I did speak out Because even though I'm not a nutty right-wing warmonger with a ridiculous mustache, I am an American who is horrified by a simple-minded tyrant using our Justice Department to avenge his petty, personal grudges.
Oh for fucks sake.
We shouldn’t trust a thing that lying sex trafficker says, all so she can get an easier sentence or even a pardon.
Democratic Socialism isn’t the boogeyman Americans have been digitally lobotomized to fear. The U.S. public education system is designed to churn out obedient wage-slaves, not enlightened thinkers who might actually question why they’re selling their lives for a paycheck. Marx predicted this! 👇
i need politicians to be as mad at housing prices as they are about cracker barrel's new logo
If only John Bolton had had the Epstein Files, his house never would have been raided.
"A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people." —The Declaration of Independence
Magnus von Magnusson! Buses lifted, tires flipped, stones stacked, airplanes and trains pulled. Best lazy Sunday afternoon kind of hungover TV ever!
From the crowd who was outraged at Walz's actually really real service record: Quietly, from the back: "but her emails!"
Henhouses omfg that's exactly what they are
"Oh fuck me" - the look on JD's dumb face
Wtf with the tacky gold? It's like a looney toon version of a sultan's den
I choose cheese.
I snort-laughed
Every time, unless the one and only stop is to pick up drive-thru with -- this part's important -- your food pre-ordered and paid on the app. I'm ok with that out.
I feel this. Cpl months ago I was diagnosed with heart failure & I'm now on a super-low sodium diet. It's exhausting & depressing to have to be so hypervigilant of every.single.thing you eat or drink. I know I'm lucky & fortunate but I just really want pizza & nachos. Hang in there friend
Yeah but... yeah but... yeah but GUNS 'N TANKS MURICA!!!
Like a miracle, they just go away
Is there something wrong with Patel? He always looks like a deer frozen in headlights. 👀
Another cartoon for my non existent book: “The Trump Experiment - A Study of Failure”
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Paydays can no longer pay for Paydays -- a brief summary of Trump's economy.
OH MY GAWD IT TOTALLY WORKED!!! 💯
Don't normally post these, but I'm inordinate proud of getting "hard" combo right off the bat, no mistakes #Democracy #Connections Puzzle #Connections798 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦
Well, I mean, look at her just wasting away. Why, she's positively gaunt!
Praise sweet cheezus, if the Lord loves a sinner, the Lord LOOOOOOOVES Donald Trump #PedoPresident #FDJT
“Save Democracy. Throw a Sandwich.”
I'm literally fine as long as i don't think about the past or the future and also the present.
She's gonna be the First Martha. She's been part of the MAGilead plan all along.
We are at the point in this country where military personnel & law enforcement personnel & government officials need to say no to the tyrant. We are at the point in this country where Americans serving in government need to disobey his orders. We’re well past that point.
I sang that in my head to the tune of Come Together by The Beatles
Memorial Day weekend, the introverts retire to their nests for a hot, beautiful summer of pulled blinds & cold A/C. Rarely leaving their haven only at night for sustenance, they emerge after Labor Day to blink thrice, squint at a tree's flaming orange leaves, then head back inside to order delivery
Christ, that's so gaudy and ugly. He really is a poor man's idea of what a rich man should look like. #EatTheRich
All the cool cats dip their tails in the water #idowhatiwant #catsofbluesky
Nap haiku ❤️
Qapla'!!
Yeah, but Mr Fancypants Obama wants fancy Dijon mustard, remember?
I'm in Denver. If it's hosted here, I'll be in a spot in the shade, watching queens & baby dykes & bears & free-the-nipplers, while maintaining my edible high w/ a vape pen & crocheting rainbow wristbands to give away to anyone who wants one. Oh, the depravity 🙄
He lost an election and refused to accept the results. He forced the Smithsonian to lie about American history. He fired the head statistician bcuz he didn’t like the jobs numbers. He can’t handle the truth. We elected the biggest pussy/coward/sore loser in all of human history.
Make sure it's the weekend
This guy has the same hairdo as every 50s mom on TV. June Cleaver, eat yer heart out.
I don't know how there were any kids born in the 1970s... too much hair and they all smell like whatever comes out of this
The weather dude on TV last night said it's going to be 99 degrees today. I'm demanding that he be fired and replace with another dude that will forecast a high of 82. Am I doing this right?
Breaking: Trump fires his tape measure because it told him his penis is one inch long.
Here’s the thing, I absolutely believe there is a significant percentage of MAGA who now believe that Trump is guilty of the Epstein stuff but they don’t care.
To quote the shitter shitting on the country, "a shithole country"
AUTOPEN!!!
We have an entire political party that values embryos and rich people, and no one in between. We let children be raped and murdered. We protect the rapists and make sure murderers can easily get guns, all while taking away food assistance and health insurance from kids. #FDJT #EatTheRich
I heard in other countries children have rights and parents have responsibilities. Weird that in the US blastocysts have more rights than a child.
In the US, your value is determined by your wealth and influence. That it's ok to deny food assistance to poor children but known rich pedophiles get protection from the highest levels of government reveals just how broken and rotten the US has become. ##EatTheRich
The height of hypocrisy is Republicans ranting about protecting young girls from transgenders in the bathroom, but when given the chance to protect girls from the pedophile in the White House, they decided to blame the victims and help cover it up. #ProudBlue #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
I love her smile ❤️
@bennet.senate.gov @hickenlooper.senate.gov please join these senators in demanding relief for Gaza and ending support to Netanyahu's terror regime @hickenlooper.bsky.social @michaelbennet.bsky.social
The same Republican Party that impeached Bill Clinton over a consensual sex act with another adult is now protecting Donald Trump for alleged nonconsensual sex acts with underage girls. #WWJD?
Karoline's giving some seriously icky Professor Umbrage vibes
Thank you - this is beautiful ❤️
PRO TIP: Don't take moral advice from a nation that once allowed its citizens to own other human beings as property and is currently kidnapping human beings and trafficking them to foreign concentration camps to be tortured. Evil makes a rather unpersuasive scold.
I’m not interested in the lies that Trump’s corrupt DOJ bribes Ghislaine Maxwell into telling. I’m interested in the truths that the victims and witnesses told investigators years ago, which are in the files that Trump’s DOJ refuses to release. Release the files.
So my heart failure med that costs $2,500 for 3 months will now pay me $22,500 every 3 months? Uh huh. Release the files, #PresidentPedo
youtu.be/fzXdibjNDT0?...
From your lips to God's ears, fella
That program is likely less than $500K, which is chump change in the scheme of things. I was a free lunch kid in the 80s. The program never extended to the summer. I was very lucky my friends' parents were generous or I'd have only had saltines for lunch. Fuck you Bill, elitist asshole pig.
"Don't you dare ever say that" means we all should say it every day, because it IS true
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