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The once and future lizard king of the Wessex illuminati. Ambassador to wulferhampton Leftie, pro-EU retired. Eccentric/mad depending on how charitable you feel 📎
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Pus-sy cat dolls
Afternoon kaci 😀 - like the devil has all the best tunes? 😉
I am OK thanks your grace. Hope your doing well . Handy win for 'pool yesterday - still that's a difficult away trip over for this season.
A merry good morning to you as well baker😁
Good morning 🌞
🫂 sadly there's a lot of it everywhere
By and large you're not missing a slot, wise one 😄
🤣 nope... It's not the most charming of ditties, but this is football songs. It starts off: "I go down the pub each night, And I get really plastered...."
It's an alarming possibility 😁
😄 probably, but what do I know?
That would be hilarious. It's got a kind of Rimmer's Gazpacho incident in Red Dwarf feel
It is written in the book of Gary - 'if a serf lie with a baboon shall they not be put to death? Probably by the baboon. Even unto the seventh generation. And the squirrel shall come down from the tree and put a stop to all this . Woe unto the tin hatted" I cant believe you mmissed this?
he meant man boobs anyway!
nobody wants artisanal shit wise one you really should avoid all this stereotyping - or i shall have to sing you the song my southampton - supporting step son taught me many years ago 🤣🤣🤣
And I'm back. This is worse than the hokey-cokey
Morning kaci, know what you mean 😉
Exactly !!
So that minor disagreement with Kirk is all in the past now? That's good!
So last night/this morning. My subconscious takes a couple of my standard anxieties, some elements of the distant past, my current hypochondria and a bit of fantasy and serves THAT mix up up as a rather disturbing dream. My subconscious can piss off.
Morning Crone, hope you have a happier day today😁
Morning Janice 😁👋
Morning Archbish, big match today 😀
Horrors indeed. I don't think Im sober enough to (quantum en)tangle with a seasoned revolutionary like you 😄
Well actually Moley. what you have failed to understand here ... nah seriously,m not a quantum physicist and I wouldnt do that to you anyway
As some old roman once said "deep are the wounds that civil strife inflicts"
It's had to take a step back and a deep breath sometimes. I see them on the news and indeed protesting outside a nearby hotel & I hate & fear them Some very dodgy people & interests succeeded in setting us against each other during brexit - it will be a long time before our civil society is mended
If any local evangelist asked me anything approaching that entertaining I'd invite the fucker in for a drink!
Christ alive! Is that real??
that is fine as long as you are not talking about the mat in the lounge?
admire and respect I can totally live with sadly i think the people who talk bout proud and pride wrt a country's history are making up for the fact they don't feel there is anything in their lives to take pride in
🤣 oh Squigg that does seem rough ... But I suppose mathematically you dodge the 'cultural' inheritance of your biological parents, so it should even out? We seem to have got into highly speculative realms here!
Ahhhh accommodating Lily, I remember her well.
The philosophy and ethics of inadvertently, or even unwillingly, benefiting from someone else's evil deed and how to respond to that is a really tricky set of questions!
Looking OK so far wise one. My original point was about consistency as much as anything - you shouldn't pick and choose what part of 'your' history you are proud or ashamed of (and why i see patriotism as taking bizarre pride in things you havent done). The sins of the fathers thing is interesting
I know!
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Morning Archbish 👋
My chancer of a brother in law got closer to pulling off that particular dumb stunt than he cared to be reminded 🤣
Ahhhh beryl
Good night Mr Mayor 🫡😴
Hope maybe it's a better one tomorrow.
🤣. Truly you are a strange and remarkable member of the family talpidae. Btw how is beryl these days?
Sympathies - It's particularly tough when you get blindsided like that.
Green maybe, nibbled by insects, not so much 😀
I like to think so. 🤣 Full disclosure: I could be a rather aggravating you-know-what back when I thought there was any point properly arguing about stuff on social media 😉
A propos of nothing at all, do you have a burglar alarm?
Concept does my fucking head in...had pointless argument on twitter years ago with a 'patriot' He wasn't ashamed about slave trade because he wasn't involved in it, BUT he was proud of "our" history. I asked if he'd helped Shakespeare or Newton or fought at Trafalgar. Got called a cunt and blocked.
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Mmmm sausage casserole is putting in an appearance on the embassy menu next week -- I think dumplings will make an excellent addition
Mr pip's been hanging round windmills in Old Amsterdam
Where on the stairs?
good plan with the ticket Once dropped an Arsenal mug I used regularly during lab meetings at work, it didn't break but cracked so badly it leaked - to amusement of liverpool supporting colleagues "ha ha bad omen" etc etc I kept using it till the end of the season (1989) 🤣 Smuggest day of my life
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I find that strangely reassuring
My apologies - I'd hand myself in to @dutytorturer.bsky.social but if I enjoyed it that would prove you right.
They come limping home like the battered remnants of a defeated army
show me on the doll where the frost touched you
😀👋 'mornin
Morning YD🤣
🧵The Sūtra of the Crooked Dealership Thus have I heard: When the Blessed One was travelling along the dusty road to Rajagaha, he encountered monks who were troubled by the words of a second-hand chariot seller. They approached the Buddha for enlightenment
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Morning Your Grace, Morning everybody. May thsoe of you who are well stay that way, and those who aren't recover 😁
That's a quote that takes me back a bit... G'night 👋🫡😴
i dont think its holy
not mine
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oh gods help me, i find myself in a drinking mood
Well said
Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title Tom Clancy's The 120 Days of Sodom
Reposted with the greatest of pleasure and signed!
Yes, I felt the same. So did not block but didn't follow back either.
I don't think it is pay per etc on bluesky, but I guess it is about extending 'reach' and driving engagement on other platforms, like YouTube. E.g there's no particular reason to assume a pretend lizard in a make-believe Saxon settlement is *especially* interested in Nepalese news, so....?
Excellent idea. I had a glance at the list - one of them followed me for no obvious reason and on the basis of zero interaction, so yup definitely just boosting
Gods no! 🤣 Trying to keep thirty odd bored unruly kids interested and in some semblance of order waaaay outside my skill set. Fair play to anyone who can do that well!
Cheeky young whippersnapper! Oh yes great days! Being regularly terrorized by demented sociopaths, and that was just the staff. 🤣 But it made me the lizard I am today 🤪 Left me with a long lasting dislike of exercise in any form but especially rugby.
If only my schools career advice had suggested this 50 years ago.
All this exercise is no good for you. I don't exercise and people see me out with the dogs and think 'why that guy's hardly breathless, podgy and limping at all!'
Ah yes that would thwart the plan - good luck hope they don't muck you about too long
If you make the separate 2.4Ghz channel have the same SSID and password as the 5GHz, might that work?
Good morning Your Grace. Good morning folk of wulferhampton🦎🫡
Homoiousion... who knew autocarrot had it in for the followers of Arius 🤣?
Well there's three of him, so your question should be 'which is this god person anyway?' And by the way although there's three of him, he's definitely only one person on account of being homoousion and not homoousion. Or something. It's complicated, I need a lie down.
they were humans... they weren't untermensch all dead now, courtesy of Israel and their zionist lackeys in downing street & the white house
@hendos.bsky.social I see you have gone from mayor to field commander. Tell us more! is this a step up, down or sideways? Which Field?
Afternoon all 👋
Hey that's excellent news
That's annoying! I didn't realise that could be an issue. It's all useful info as my stepson is considering it - he has quite a bit of trouble with some of his teeth. I'm lucky mine seem to be like granite. Misaligned and not great looking but functionally fine 😄
Hopefully end result will be worth it
Oof that sounds extremely unpleasant
😊 I have to admit I sort of get it 'intellectually' but got a fair old way to go to really understanding.
🙏 there being a basis of imputation but no access to the basis of imputation - actually that seems reasonable to me
I can't help with your fever-dreams. Got my hands full dealing with my own 😉
And if helmie-baby is to be believed about to be nailed to the latrine wall (hence some confusion between the saint and the latrines themselves. But, hey, prophetic inspiration doesn't just come from nowhere 🍺🥂🍷🍷🍾
"And the sigh of the squirrel shall be as the lamentation of mighty nations and a Great Wind will shake The Big Tree. In the days of the orange merican antichrist the rule of the tin-hatted will be shaken by the rodent" Thus spake St Gary, thus have I heard.
Also why would i invent stuff that annoys/pains/upsets 'me' directly?
Yes but surely you don't mean "I" just invent everything inside my head, that is just solipsism.* The 'holodeck' produces what it does based on *something* that happens 'out there'. *I can be a bit of a shit but I wouldn't invent an entire humanitarian crisis for entertainment.
I suppose that kind of music just soothes your soul?
