I talked to Wired for A LONG time about how The Onion works now and also alluded to some very stupid, very fun things coming very soon. www.wired.com/story/uncann...
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I talked to Wired for A LONG time about how The Onion works now and also alluded to some very stupid, very fun things coming very soon. www.wired.com/story/uncann...
We shared Bear with you on Friday. He was found on the streets with painful, inflamed skin. Also, his bladder had herniated, requiring emergency surgery. Thanks to your support, he is no longer in pain, his crying has subsided, and he is on his way to much comfier life ❤️🩹
A victim of convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein has revealed how a group of survivors is compiling a client list of their own.
hummingbird zoomies 🌱
Hi, I’m God. All Trump supporters go to Hell. All of them. Hope this helps.
Happy National Dog Day!
Fucking gross
White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/
Biggest news of the day: Taylor and Travis are engaged.
Charlie Kirk isn't even charge of his hairline. We shan't be listening to him about anything.
Never intended to adopt 2 cats, but there was no way I was separating these highly bonded littermates, once I met them. Two years later, Brutus and Ms. Nero have been inseparable since. 🥰
If I'm on the 379th crisis PR Zoom at Cracker Barrel today, I legit pitch Gay Woke Cracker Barrel. Just go all in. Cracker Barrels are exclusive 9-seat diners in 10 cities now. Two-year waitlist. Existing Cracker Barrels are now called Bad Old Cracker Barrel. Sell an NFT with it I don't give a shit.
Seven Pounds.
The Iowa Senate seat that Democratic candidate Catelin Drey flipped tonight has been in GOP hands for 13 years. Not anymore.
I'm so tired of seeing that fuck's face, every third post as I scroll down. Usually on media. It didn't used to be like this. Media is soooooo complicit.
Chinese artist Leng Jun,I have never seen anything like it. Extraordinary!!!
Today's dose of #StevieNicks #FleetwoodMac ##GoYourOwnWay #Musicsky open.spotify.com/track/07GvNc...
It's too much!!!
For all the dog lovers. This is a classic. Worth seeing again.
I am nothing without businesses.
“The discoloration on the president’s hand is superficial and no cause for worry—in fact, it is probably one of his healthiest anatomical regions,” said White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/
Concert outside the White House! #cdnpoli
Hi Friends, Tonight’s YouTube set is an hour long and the upload is taking longer than expected. Right now it looks like there are about 50 minutes left, so the premiere may be around 30 minutes late. Thank you for your patience. There will be a set tonight, just a little bit later than usual. 💐
Or circuit city.
A community needs a vaccination rate of at least 95% to be adequately protected from measles outbreaks. In Missouri, the rate of vaccinated kindergarteners stands at 90%. #moleg #mogov
This is Jack. He shocked everyone with an unhinged scream before he launched into a race… and then won. 14/10 (TT: paigephills)
Epstein survivor Sarah Ransome on Ghislaine Maxwell: “I have spent the last 17 years in my own prison for what she, Jeffrey, and all the co-conspirators did to me. I was raped three times a day. Ghislaine must die in prison.”
even PhD people make mistakes... like calm your tits...
you know that humans are equally stupid right? just saying....
You know we’re in trouble when getting pissed-on by Russian escorts is probably the least deviant activity in his immediate past. But again, it Depends.
‘Yes sir, those charts, the ones on foam board, the good sh*t from Staples, we ain’t talking Michael’s poster board. This is the ‘President of These United States’ holding up REAL data complete with squiggly lines. Now check again and tell me you still aren’t hiring…’
Meet Pie. This little dessert came with a bad case of cherry eye. We covered the surgery she needed to fix it, and this tiny treat found a forever home! As you can see, her new family now has double the scoops: Pie... and a sibling who matches her perfectly 🍨❤️🩹
This is Twilight. She was born with a bump on her noggin. Yes, that does make her a unicorn. While it doesn't cause her any pain, she's going to have a specialist check it out to determine if she'll need any additional care. 13/10 magical as h*ck
Virginia Giuffre’s brother: Calling it a hoax is a complete disgrace to everything that my sister has worked for, everything these survivors have worked for and continue to fight for… And that feels very uncompassionate coming from somebody that’s the leader of our country.
If that little twerp said that to a punk rocker they'd bash him over the head. It's beyond anti punk
Kansas City continues to ‘Welcome All’ at the UnidosUS conference, advancing the success of Latinos and all Americans. I’ve been proud to welcome thousands this week, encouraging all to reject pessimism and fight hard for the rights of all, even in trying times.
✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨ Mlem Mlem Mlem Mlem.... Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day! #happy #dog #animal #cute #joyousjoyness #mlem #repost
This is Benny. He is such a good boy that he carries his own poop on his walks. 13/10 for taking care of business (TT: yourstruly_yuli17)
💙 THESE JUSTICES NEED TO BE REMOVED!!! 💙 👇👇👇👇
"The tiny wooden staircases aim to save felines and other animals from drowning in areas with high walls." #weird #weirdnews #europe #cats #animals www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-...
Somewhat funny seeing a number of users speaking out against AI when I know for a fact they were using midjourney before to make script posters. So disingenuous and hypocritical.
Went to check my bank balance and I didn’t much care for the number the teller provided so I called for the manager to fire her on the spot. F*ck this woke BS. Found out she was hired during the Biden administration too.
Thanks all for another great weekend in theaters for #Superman. 🙏❤️
“POTUS also uses such base level culture as a smoke screen for his criminality and money laundering. I saw this up close working on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ - where Russian mobsters and Hells Angels mingled freely with B-list celebrities and NBC executives.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...
This is Cosmo. He doesn't believe in stranger danger. Because strangers are just friends you haven't met yet. 13/10 (TT: lawdogcosmo)
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organic vegan bovine intestines.
he's lost the QAnon Shaman
Absolutely surreal to watch White House reporters ask Leavitt questions about tariffs moments after she and Gabbard used this briefing to baselessly accuse Obama of crimes punishable by death. We’re a sick joke of a country.
Brigitte Macron, the First Lady of France, is suing Candace Owens because she won't stop accusing her of being a biological male. Please, Madame Macron, rid us of this absolute loser. Rid her of her platform to spout hate. www.newsweek.com/candace-owen...
My high school had an amazing 3D art program, and I learned metal work and riveting. This is a winged mermaid piece I made! Was super fun changing the color of the copper with heat, and I remember cutting out each piece was such a pain! It still hangs in my room. #throwback #metal #art #mermaid
This is Fresno. He's what you might call a sploot specialist. Due to his expertise, we knew he was the perfect pup to help launch our sploot puppy tees. Get yours now below! www.weratedogs.com?utm_source=b...
The dam has burst
Ghislaine Maxwell will be free within a month. She’ll have a show on GB News before the summer’s over.
Today, I, along with Representatives Gonzalez, Chu, Kamlager-Dove introduced the Visible Identification Standards for Immigration-Based Law Enforcement (VISIBLE) Act of 2025. This bill would require immigration enforcement officers to display identification during public enforcement actions. 🧵
Summer is in full swing #Art #Painting #Oilpainting #Nature #Trees #Summer
EPSTEIN, follow the money…
There is NO CONTEXT that justifies that Jacksonville cop punching that victim/citizen. It was criminal. I watched the Jacksonville sheriffs press conference and I watched all the body cams. There was NO justification for this. This is criminal. Period.
Newt Gingrich: Resigned in shame. Dennis Hastert: Child molester. John Boehner: Chased out by Freedom Caucus. Paul Ryan: Quit in disgust. Kevin McCarthy: Forced out by Freedom Caucus. Mike Johnson: Spineless “Christian.” American politics isn’t broken, just the GOP.
Now this is one cleaver little prairie dog.. Wait for it…. 😂🤣
Ahead of tonight's MLS All-Star Game, we've put together a starter pack to help you join the American soccer conversation here on Bluesky! ⚽ Any other accounts we should add? Let us know 👇
SUBPOENA BILL BARR who gathered up all of the photos, recordings, videos, address books, flight logs, and other documentation from all of Epstein's properties after he died.
MAGAs before they knew Trump was in the Epstein files and after they found out he is in the files. 😆😆😆👇👇👇👇👇
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BREAKING: We just subpoenaed the Epstein files. As a survivor of sexual assault, I know the pain & trauma survivors carry. This subpoena is a massive victory for every survivor who has ever been silenced, dismissed, or harmed. Bondi must release the files immediately. We demand accountability.
Haiku July, Day 23
Baby Dolphin Break
could never properly colour inside the lines back in kindergarten ... still can't 🌲 🌼 working on backgrounds for my adventure game #adventuregame #indiegame #gameart #wholesomegame #cozygame #pointandclick
Trump Knew He Was in the Epstein Files, Launches Attack on Obama youtu.be/EToRAdejpHs
This is Moose. He's learning how to bark. Made sure to do some warm-ups first though. Doesn't want to pull anything. 12/10
Ozzy Osbourne meets Paul McCartney for the first time, 2001.
Awww love Josh. Good for him.
When Josh Johnson said he wanted something juicy, this is not what he meant
Marine Combat Veterans & US Citizens confront ICE bounty hunters as they leave work, after a long day of kidnapping people.
A film I made about our family is coming out Oct. 17th. Happy it’s finally completed and excited to share. 💙
Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently
congratulations, Boomer! ❤️
Every dog deserves to spend their golden years in comfort, and without help, Boomer had little chance of finding a forever home. With your support, this old man not only got the lifelong care he needed… he was adopted, too ❤️🩹
This is Boomer. He was found as a 12-year-old stray. He was desperately thirsty despite drinking water nonstop. Tests show he has a disorder called Cushing's Disease. He needs lifelong medication and ongoing care to get better. You can help him below ❤️🩹 15outof10.org/boomer/
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Ozzy Osbourne, Take Me Out To The Ball Game
This is how it’s done, No Bull 💩, No drama and No Grandstanding!
For the Epsteinth time, an 'underage woman' is called a CHILD. Thanks for coming to my Pred Talk.
Why?
Poor Ravioli has been at the shelter for a long time. 💔 He's very handsome and wants affection badly, but he's prone to getting overstimulated. Posting in hopes that maybe a quiet, cat-savvy person in Vermont might see this! www.hsccvt.org/Cats#sl_embe...
This is Chester. He dramatically slides down the stairs every morning. Just because he has woken up doesn't mean his legs have. 13/10 (TT: lucy_morrison18)
Nooooo. So sad.
Rufus and Ziggy story is unbelievable and so amazing.
This is Eggroll. She was found alone in a park with injuries that indicate she was bitten by a dog. Her top lip was separated from her jaw and she had puncture wounds through her nasal canal. She needed her entire mouth sewn back together again. You can help her below ❤️🩹 15outof10.org/eggroll
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
lil eggroll was fully funded in 34 MINUTES!!! 🥲💕 thank you so much for everyone’s help today. we’ll be sure to keep you pupdated on her progress here ❤️🩹
Timelapse of my painting "Capybara Among the Rocks," painted in Procreate! #art #capybara #sciart #painting
Pure happiness…. 🐶🥰 ♥️🥹
Family pets are being left behind at Southern California shelters as their families face deportation. At Carsom Animal Care Center, dogs like Bruce and Coco are quiet, confused, and up for adoption. Shelter staff say they've seen emotional goodbyes as families forced to leave the U.S.
NEW YORK (AP) — Stephen Colbert tells studio audience CBS is canceling 'The Late Show,' to end in May 2026.
This is my painting 'Coastal Grace XIII' 30x60 acrylic on canvas. It's available, please contact me for purchase details. Thanks for looking and have a great evening!
this delish article from 2019 - where again Epstein is also tied to Elon & Telsa. and let's not forget this: Epstein introduced Kimbal Musk, Elon's brother, to a woman around 2011-2012. The relationship between Kimbal Musk and the woman reportedly lasted ~year. www.nytimes.com/2019/08/12/b...