Tonight’s show was so good.
Tonight’s show was so good.
Rudy is smiling like that because he forgot to wear pants and the breeze feels nice.
It’ll never not be alarming to see the actual size of his skull.
He’s got them ai teeth.
Deader than a door nail.
With his throatussy all flapping in the breeze.
She was certainly the best at swallowing weiners.
He would go on to through several hot dogs at Nancy, who would catch them open mouthed and swallow them whole like a seagull.
Adams saying he’s a computer programmer because one time he figured out how to watch porn on a blackberry sidekick.
They’re going to reconstruct his spine by using some of his teeth.
She’s smiling like that because she’s drinking antifreeze to help ward off the rickets.
I can
Weren’t you guys two miles up elon’s asshole not even a year ago?
He’d cry on live tv and half this country would immediately want him to run for president.
He got hurt jackin dick.
Same guy who took those Bigfoot walking in the woods pics.
It’d be funny as shit if he all of a sudden went the Bryan Johnson route and just started taking all of Eric and jr’s blood in efforts to stay young but instead they all wind up looking like zombies.
Looks like being an old bitch is his kryptonite.
Come Monday am, build a bear will be partly own by the government.
He told his barber he wants the thoughts and prayers look.
They’re gonna make corso wear the head.
The pentagon has selected a new little Caesar.
He says outbreed like he’s running a puppy mill Ponzi scheme.
Vance should show more gratitude to percs, because without percs his mom would’ve raised him instead of trading him for percs.
Eat a dick, @mcuban.bsky.social
It definitely smells like stale ass in that goddamn office.
You’re an aggressive snuggy.
He thought he level upped the “I have a black friend” claim.
Tex is going up to bat for a pedophile.
You should go see a Dr.
That’s just one more thing they have in common.
Isn’t mitochondrial challenges the things that make Jedi’s, Jedi’s?
They brought what they learned from 20+ years in Iraq and Afghanistan home.
He can’t leave his house because his skull is still soft, like a newborn’s.
Pretty sure the guy with the eyebrows is Lew Zealand from the muppets.
Looks like he iced himself
The hard hitting journalism is hard hitting.
Looks like someone drew a small face on a bent up diabetic knee.
He looks like a garbage pail kid fucked a potato.
Who’s in third.
Coca Chocha
He’s feeding his big baby boy.
Too bad that our legal and institutional safeguards only work to prevent good policies. It would be cool if they also stopped the evil stuff
It’d be funny if after all is said and done, those t shirts are all she has left.
Nope it’s a destroyed butthole.
A rose by any other name.
Nah, let those people that think these guys know what they’re doing, just go ahead and get injured.
Snoop going full Sampson Simpson when he sees a titty.
Soon as he slipped those sketchers on he changed up.
The right is obsessed with restaurant chains that will give their customers the worst diarrhea of their lives, 10 minutes after consumption.
Susan is probably comparing weed to the opium dens she saw as a child in the late 1800’s.
That guy sucks ass.
At this rate Trevor Bauer will be in the hall by 2027.
You could probably just blow him and you’d both have an ok time. Go for it.
It’d be hilarious if he starts wearing a stupid beret and patrolling the city only to get rabies from pizza rat.
Mascot officer Dean “Knee pain” Cain
It took them two weeks to get him out of that dog costume.
Looks tiresome.
Kahlea is wanted by Interpol for multiple acts of cannibalism.
His face looks like an acid trip.
When I read what he said, I read it in the same melody as Joni Mitchell’s big yellow taxi.
Giving himself tension alopecia to own the libs or whatever.
Kirk has that fire marshal bill mouth
Fast forward 1 year from now. Elon will lose whatever is left of his genitalia because of really bad advice from grok that will somehow integrate the heavens gate manual into its ai.
Petey where’d ya go?!?
Guess he was tired of deflecting and fishing. Byeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Is lost on you. Obviously.
My goal is to keep making fun of Schumer. And I’m right on target.
No. This is all you have.
Who are these comments for exactly. Do you write these down as a reply all? You need better material.
Is that me asking you if you’re good? That’s adorable babe
Lolz who cares what you eat my guy. Your “jokes” aren’t getting the attention you’re looking for.
Ok.
Lolz you’re the one using multiple accounts to weasel some sort of response here. When is the other account you’re using coming back.
They said to suck their dicks. So there’s the acknowledgment you wanted.
Is this the kinda ai that gets you aroused?
Not exactly what I said now is it. You tit.
Said the pathetic dope.
Where did I say that exactly. Now don’t go misconstruing anything show me my exact quote.
I’ve been trolling you since you decided to use a separate account to make the case for calling me antisemitic.
Having said that. The irony here is you’re an extremist.
I never said that. Throw that one back babe there’s a better one out there, I just know it.
You’re not good at trolling are you.
Who’s antisemitic here? You’re the one making jokes about dead women and children trying to get anyone you’re replying to, in an off chance they say something that makes you feel bad, so you can report them. Keep fishing for what you’re looking for honey.
Said the guy using multiple accounts to argue with strangers.
Maybe you should bribe people in real life with your posts on social media money to be your friend.
You’re still giving it your best sweetie, and that’s all that counts.
He sounds like he’s apart of the lollipop guild.
You’re deflecting again Pete.
He said that too? Christ. That’s weird.
I think you want a friend so bad that you’re trying to talk to me nonstop on this app.
I think you’re a scumbag trying to get a rise out of people while using a spam account.
Now that’s a crash out. Lolz.
There’s actual numerical proof that you’re talking out of your asshole.
I think you’re using deflection to try and save face for actually thinking people like Schumer. It’s ok man.
You’re the one crying about crashing out when you’re the one getting emotional lolz cmon man be better lolz.
