Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
It was a threat. He’s a monster, not a human being.
Researcher/practitioner/teacher of medieval Italian martial arts (yes, that’s my actual job). Big fan of WNBA. Staunch opponent of fascism. Don’t give up on kindness and decency.
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It was a threat. He’s a monster, not a human being.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
So, it was all a giant distraction from the Epstein Files.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re trying to up the voltage and see if that’ll get him moving.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, pathetic attempt at a flex seems likely.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re gonna pump him full of speed, give him a big jolt from the electrodes, and wheel him out for like five minutes.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Successfully attached the electrodes to the bolts in his neck, I see. Anyone tell him it was windmill-generated power?
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
He leave his hair on the dresser?
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
She thinks sexually abusing children is appropriate behaviour. So her statement is in fact damning.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
What a colossal asshole this guy is.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
You can absolutely make delicious bean meals without animal protein. I do it all the time. And I’m not a vegetarian, I just don’t eat a lot of meat. And what meat/chicken/fish I do consume is mostly locally raised or caught.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, they have a fucking choice. 🤬
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
@threadreader.bsky.social unroll
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
And if you leave it frayed, faded, and rotting in all weathers on the pole in your yard you’re a Trumper.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Slightly different take: they’re on the oligarch payroll and did what they were paid to do.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ll do it. I can make ridiculous shit up with the best of them.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
And for which there is no evidence.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
He also kissed Putin’s ass hard.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Because he’s batshit fucking crazypants.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck Jeffries.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
They have their own data in spades; government collection of this data is meant as a check on their claims and to inform the public. They don’t need it. They think have everything they need to ride the tiger - time will tell - and they don’t care if the little people get hurt.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Pedestrians pay taxes too.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Small Balls.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
At this point I don’t think it’s conspiracist to think Alaska is on the table.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Like everything else, they don’t realize it’s designed to hit them. Because they’re fckng stupid.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn but that captures the body mechanics and martial technique amazingly well. I could develop a whole class from that, easy. They knew what they were doing and how to communicate it.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, but it’s a terrifying one. We have a lot of fronts we need to fight on.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
All that "excess demand" for fewer health care providers goes one of two places: the ER or the undertaker. Republicans prefer the latter, of course.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
He drew a line in the sand, erased, it, took two steps, back, and drew another line. And he'll keep doing it, too. He's very consistent.
Mark Lemley (@marklemley.bsky.social) reposted
Government announces plan to kill more Americans www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
And of course the New York Times happily laundered Nazi views. Far right laundry service by the NYT: your whites come out bright and shiny.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
It probably will. 😞
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
I wanted to be convinced, but I’m not. The article doesn’t make the case. Unfortunately I don’t think there’s a case to be made. It’s a fckng cult.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
White man failing upward. System is working as designed.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
I actually did grow up on Betty Boop - local hippies ran a classic movie theater with cartoons, Marx Bros, Bogart, etc - and those cartoons were misogynistic and racist AF. Sure, cool classic amazing animation, but really fckng racist and misogynistic.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe read the article first. Just spitballing here. Oh, hey, you deleted the post.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
You didn’t read it. I screencapped your post, though.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Betting that was the last time. Until the regime starts cooking the numbers, of course.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
They’d test us at the beginning and end of the year, and in between do absolutely no training in any of these things. But coach would mercilessly harass people who were not innately good at team sports, so I guess that’s a win.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
My thoughts about Sydney Sweeney: Trump is a repeat child rapist, sexual predator, and human trafficker, and is engaged in the most horrific coverup of the last two centuries. Maybe longer.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ll vote for him.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
My thoughts about Sydney Sweeney: Trump is a repeat child rapist, sexual predator, and human trafficker, and is engaged in the most horrific coverup of the last two centuries. Maybe longer.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
And now I have learned, because I spent three more minutes scrolling. My opinion about Sydney Sweeney is that Trump is a repeat child rapist and human trafficker engaged in the most horrific coverup of several lifetimes.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay, I googled. My opinion about Sydney Sweeney is that Trump is a repeat child rapist and human trafficker engaged in the most horrific coverup of several lifetimes.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Who? No, seriously: who?
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
My opinion about Sydney Sweeney is that Trump is a repeat child rapist and human trafficker engaged in the most horrific coverup of several lifetimes. How about you, Joe?
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
And yes, friends and neighbors, I could google it but I’m not going to.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Who? Seriously, I don’t know who this is, and I’m a medium-high information voter. I keep up with a lot of things but not everything.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
I might need to commission one…
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
I look forward to discussing my Satanist views.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Pro tip: never take Josh Hawley’s advice.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
But he always bottoms out around 37%. Always. I feel like this isn’t being discussed.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly what I fear. And with good reason.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Not sure the MAGA base has reached that conclusion. Yeah, they’re pissed about the coverup because it feeds their conspiracy-addled brains, but they don’t seem to have connected that final dot. Sure, a few voices have. But the rank and file? Not seeing it. Evidence welcome; I’d love to be wrong.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, most of us treat them like furry little people…kinda the same, really.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone who doesn’t know you but somehow knows your plane is down and offers you a ride. Sure.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
I believe the women.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Given the regime’s opposition to green energy, this was predictable. She knew. She’s not stupid. She just hopes her voters are.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
She knew in advance that this would be the outcome. She’s not stupid; she’s just hoping her voters are.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Well shit, no one could’ve predicted that Trump would lie to her, right?
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
What’s he smoking? Because no one has ever seen a Speaker this high, either.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
The radar screen is extremely cluttered right now, aka flooding the zone. But yeah, it seems worth a mention.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Every single democrat should be in line for continuous 24 hour-long filibusters.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re working hard to put you out of a job.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
She’s waaaaay past her sell-by date. This is such a moldy, rancid take that it requires a hazmat crew to clean up.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
He did this at least once before, when he was panicking that Harris might win. Days later, after the election, he was yelling “your body, my choice.” He’s a grifter who follows the whims of his audience. He’ll be back in the maga saddle soon enough.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
He did this at least once before, when he was panicking that Harris might win. Days later, after the election, he was yelling “your body, my choice.” He’s a grifter who follows the whims of his audience. He’ll be back in the maga saddle soon enough.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
But aren’t these the the numbers where he always bottoms out? Right there in the upper 30’s? I feel like commentators keep missing that.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude can go fuck himself.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Strong women make Trump piss himself and it’s hilarious. More, please.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
I guessed. Adams is a whack job. But I’ll answer his question: I’d see the entire government burn to the ground, and all our alliances and treaties too, if it got some measure of justice for those children who were horrifically raped and abused by a cadre of powerful elites. Completely worth it.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
@apnews.com is smoking crack. They’re hitting that pipe hard, too.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Fascism is paranoid, pretty much by definition.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
They want us to die.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m glad that some places in the world people can have nice things, and I hope we can again one day too.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, I was riffing on it.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
I swear someone must’ve written a dystopian book called Don’t Invent The Bullshit Engine and tech bros said “hey let’s invent the bullshit engine from the book.”
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Another profile in cowardice. Add it to the list.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Thoughts and tariffs, Kenny.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
No one. But strategy matters and this is bad strategy. It does nothing to help ICE victims. It gives the regime an excuse to crack down. And it lets a lot of Nazis say, see, it’s not us it’s them, and dominate the narrative. Unless millions are willing to suit up, this will fail very badly.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
What are the mechanics of retaining California’s federal taxes for use in California? Is it possible? Yes, I’m aware it would be an escalation and the fascist regime would go ballistic.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
It isn’t, and it plays right into the regimee’s hands.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, they are. They’re putting more effort into discrediting him than accurately reporting on Trump.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Golly, I too wonder moderate Democrats can’t make compelling progressive arguments. Could it be the massive infusions of corporate cash into their campaign accounts? Just spitballing here.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Agreed. I do hope those 6,375,376 reflect deeply on their vote, however.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for your work. My wife and I subscribe; our daughters follow you as well.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Barnum was right.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Kids these days have been a problem ever since the dawn of kids and days.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
They’d stop getting bags of corporate cash delivered to their campaign headquarters.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
“Junior Goebbels” works.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
When Rand Paul is the voice of reason you know the world is truly mad.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Original FBI statement said he was hit by flying glass. Then they changed it to bullet. So yeah, I saw the clips, I don’t have evidence of a conspiracy to set up an fake attempt, but I also think that FBI was willing to help the martyr narrative, and I don’t think he took a bullet.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Deputized cosplayers. Dangerous, yes, but still cosplaying as tough guys.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Also sick of them saving it for the book. And sick of them aligning with fascism.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
But Schumer has written a strongly-worded statement, so I’m sure Republicans are quaking in their boots and ready to surrender.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy shit. I followed you there. This is insane.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
If anything the Democrats underplayed their hand: the right was going to hammer this no matter what. No concession would have prevented them doing that. No concession anywhere on anything will ever prevent them from carrying out their vile policies. I'm astonished people can't understand this.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
"If you'd just be nicer to him he wouldn't beat you."
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy shit.
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m glad they arrested him, but they beat the shit out of peaceful protestors with batons, gas, and rubber bullets. Why the difference?
Sean Hayes (@saltybiscuit.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m glad they took him down, but they take down unarmed peaceful protesters with batons, gas, and rubber bullets. Why the difference?