I'll only be dictator on day one! -dictator since inauguration
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I'll only be dictator on day one! -dictator since inauguration
No, it'll go. Just like the Epstein files, remember those?
Earth to Eve @earthtoeve.bsky.social
Let me get this straight, donโt trust the health experts, trust the former heroin addict that eats roadkill? Sure that makes sense. #RFKJR
With neutral a strong second.
He was already at -5 in my book, so -10 is super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
Making sense seems to have become less of a serious concern for the right, and more of an afterthought. Occasionally.
You're asking people to decide between what they want and the safety of their children. Guess they want to be able to easily buy guns more.
We'd never be able to argue for the separation of church and state again.
Speaking of stoking cult members, he owns a social media platform. He's got thousands of Kool-Aid drinkers he can DM on the down low, and, who knows? Maybe something in the media makes him mad so he goes home and talks one of his little minions into doing something terrible. Kind of seems on brand.
That was quick. I'm getting pretty good at this "disappointing women" thing.
The more of something there is, the less each one of those things is worth
the void is, what the void is, but we all scream a little differently
I'd pay to see that.
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This is truly one of the best illustrations of what is happening in America.
That's a brave pupper. Steer clear of any gravel pits you see, Krypto.
Goodness. Someone should consider sending her a strongly worded letter regarding her abuse of the extremes in her emotional expression.
Wondering why the majority of the GOP seems terrible? For one thing, the GOP started the end of slavery in America, which gives that party's title a good deal of legitimacy. Less scrupulous people gravitate towards the titles which are likely to lend them an air of authenticity from a distance.
The objective is not to make the government run smoothly, it's to discourage faith in the government's ability to function at all.
๐ I've been thinking this for the last couple of days. Time marches on. Every day there's a new list of outrages. All they have to do is wait.
Netflix special "When Butthurt Destroyed a Nation"
So stairs aren't your strength but you talk good smack. Nothing wrong with leaning towards the things that come easily to us.
It's not crimes, it's commas. As in, how many commas does your bank account balance have?
Bankrupting things is a skill he's been mastering for decades.
Unbelievably so.
These children were shot in a church. ๐คจ
Yeet thy sub, my friend. Yeet it well.
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That's right, but information has a way of creeping in around the edges. Now people are starting to wake up and really see things as they are, or some of them. Some still cling to the dream.
It is. In fact, it's impossible, and maybe that's what they struggle with. The idea that they can't control everything
I feel like the actor who played pinhead would jump a little if he saw that pic ๐
Worst. Birthday. Ever.
Only if he wasn't feeding the homeless or curing cancer, right?
I hope that's going into a good void somewhere. Be a shame to waste so much scream.
Seeing this makes me forget what the original pinhead looked like. It's that perfect.
The minorities took his hair but not his job.
That's what I still don't get. Wouldn't a nation's leaders want the citizens of that Nation to be healthy and educated? Wouldn't it be worth the price to make it so?
All those carefully considered, complete sentences that weren't designed to denigrate others... those were the days.
Florida banned The Diary of Anne Frank. Whoever signed off on that should have to eat every page of that book โ one by one โ and choke on the lesson theyโre trying to erase. ๐๐ฅ #BannedBooks #AnneFrank
It would be a lot harder to imagine if I weren't watching a bunch of people do it.
I'm truly happy to hear this for you
That girl does not look comfortable
The first three
youtu.be/6z5nYThDwEg?...
Everything with him is noise of some sort meant to distract, that's why I won't watch a video that shows him speaking on it. As soon as I see it I hit the dislike button and change it to something else.
There are people in China who boil eggs in human urine, then peel and eat them. Trends are weird.
They are training us now... ๐๐ ๐คฃ #cat #catday #bluesky
This format will save a ton of time in editing
You can lead a horse to water but you can't keep it from stabbing itself Or something like that
I'll keep an eye on it
Night Sky on Mars #nasadailyupdates
The white cat is blind and has a best friend, a black cat, who is always by its side to guide it.
BREAKING: Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been released from prison at the order of a U.S. magistrate judge in Tennessee after being imprisoned illegally, and is now on his way back to Maryland to see his family.
Excellent. Now, how to turn it into the kind of jumbled up crayon smearings that might appeal to the magas who need to hear this?
Hello
He smite do it today, he smite do it tomorrow
Me too. That poop's not going to fling itself.
Good night Sleep well
youtu.be/KYbb_e6NHWU?...
I recommend starting with an explanation about how your documentary is going to make some rich person richer, or happier. You have to bait them with what they're looking for first, then slowly ease into the parts that just happen to benefit you, and in some cases, everyone else.
Narrator: "unfortunately, because the man wasn't a billionaire he was ignored, until the soldiers got tired of his racket. Then he disappeared."
I feel like that's a reasonable peace prize question.
Yup
This room, by the butler, with the lead pipe.
Intervention, maybe? At some point, someone will have to tell him.
Are you Japanese, or is the mascot Japanese?
I'm starting to think that's the only part they really care about, but only if it's read and interpreted in the way they understand it.
Yeah, dating can be tough.
It's hilarious how all of a sudden nonsense sounds like nonsense. If it's coming from the other side, it's gibberish.
He's never going to remember that, she didn't mention his name even once.
The concentration of wealth in the hands of a few isn't just bad for our economy. It's corrosive to our democracy. When the wealthy and well-connected control our political system, regular people don't have a voice. The result? The demagoguery and corruption we're seeing now.
Holy shit.
The CDC shooting didnโt even really register in the news and the details are absolutely insane
Yutaka Murakami, Japanese (1957- ), Fluffy Kitten and Praying Mantis, 2022, watercolor
Idk what newsomโs press office has been cooking for the past couple days but please keep cooking
Adorable baby horse figuring out his new legsโฆ ๐๐ฅฐ He is so fast now you see him now you donโtโฆ โค๏ธ
How much money did you make for your billionaire overlords today? That's it? That's not enough. You better double that tomorrow. Chop chop.
Well done, Furby. I'd recommend you for promotion, but I don't know if there is a higher station in life.
Bye Bye Big Bird ๐ข No more #npr
They'll change the history books to say it was a nationwide Resurrection. They will claim to have saved all that is good in America
Just a cat, being a cat #namibia #leopard #conservation #wildlife #cat #cats
That is insane
Pretty simple solution to both of these problems. A variety of solutions, really.
Sightseeing so intense it caused Josh Hawley to run away๐
That's a nothing burger
If someone around you buys a brand new, top of the line vehicle in this economy, it doesn't necessarily mean they just got a $50,000 signing bonus. It doesn't not mean that either, though.
Quiznos? Cosi? Subway? Jimmy John's? Jersey Mike's? Any sub shop I visit from this day forward will be judged not only on the taste & value of its sandwiches, but their weight, velocity, & stability of their wrapping.
They'll talk politics all day, as long as the person they're talking to is nodding, smiling and saying things like "you're so right.", and "I never thought about it that way, you're pretty smart!"
John Golden 