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Beach Boy

@sandandsea.bsky.social

Surfer, ocean lover, nonprofit director, travelled the world a fair bit.

created September 25, 2023

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I benched Dewesbury Hall after he contributed absolutely nothing for the 2 weeks I started him. This game ….. 😂

1/9/2025, 5:54:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I grew up there. Fat Boy land.

31/8/2025, 1:51:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why? 🤷🏼‍♂️

28/8/2025, 7:14:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have seriously considered adding swastikas to the flags by me to see if that’ll get them removed. I think a fire breathing dragon might be visiting soon, though, so they might not survive anyway.

28/8/2025, 6:19:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ICE cold

28/8/2025, 6:12:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’ve always been a nation who loves a bit of DIY.

28/8/2025, 6:05:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So all we can do is demonstrate our disappointment at the ballot box next GE. Which will deliver a Reform govt. Which we don’t want. It’s all so frustrating.

28/8/2025, 4:19:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Changi is special. My jaw actually physically dropped when I walked in and saw the waterfall and Eden Project style interior.

28/8/2025, 3:29:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What’s he done? I generally avoid having to listen to him speak.

28/8/2025, 3:27:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Google, YouTube, 3M all pay their taxes in the USA (if at all). What is that headphone brand? Futura? Not British. What about the laptop? Was that made here? I bet the 🇬🇧 sticker was made in China. One image to explain why our economy is screwed.

26/8/2025, 6:00:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AI voters can communicate their disappointment with the government even faster than real voters.

26/8/2025, 5:52:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tomorrow’s BBC headline “Race Hate Babe looks hot in tiny bikini on Caribbean get away”

24/8/2025, 8:06:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Putin likes Trump.

24/8/2025, 8:00:25 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fucking Raise The Colours Far right nazi shit in my city.

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24/8/2025, 7:59:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wirtz hasn’t even played 2 games. Crazy.

23/8/2025, 7:04:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think it’s really important Farage shows he’s serious by going to Afghanistan, Iran, Syria, Gaza and other very dangerous places.

23/8/2025, 6:52:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What to do with them? 🤔 If only there was a clue somewhere…

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23/8/2025, 6:43:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ahhh. Can’t argue with that.

23/8/2025, 11:50:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are Holocaust survivors antisemitic now? It’s hard to keep up.

23/8/2025, 8:50:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It perfectly reflects the shitty nature of the people responsible. The actual flags they’ve bought are all made in China anyway. Such patriots 🙄

23/8/2025, 8:47:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well.. my daughter lifeguards at a pool and…. yes.

23/8/2025, 8:43:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Edu and Forest will regret this.

23/8/2025, 7:47:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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West Ham were gifted a world class 68000 capacity stadium. Also .. they have a shirt sponsor.

23/8/2025, 7:46:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Universe… Make it happen!!

23/8/2025, 7:44:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t understand why we want him.

23/8/2025, 7:43:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it the new David Lloyd natural experience spa pool? Recreates the experience of being outside by a river, but at a cost of £600 a month?

23/8/2025, 7:36:31 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Just being patriotic.” “Just a bit of pride in the flag.” Fuck off, it’s antagonistic. How long before there’s a knock at the door and a group of knuckle dragging “patriots” want to know why you’re not flying a flag? Then you know what comes next.

23/8/2025, 7:24:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I couldn’t believe it when I saw who the author was. Having said that, these proposals are deeply flawed. Will the cost of mortgage interest be deductible from the “gain” in property value? I know I paid back 2x what I borrowed, meaning any “gain” was wiped out.

20/8/2025, 4:07:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I might have said an enthusiastic Yes before the Palace game.

20/8/2025, 4:01:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No one should expect anything else from the man known widely as Bent Bobby Jenrick.

20/8/2025, 4:00:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this real life? Or is it just fantasy?

20/8/2025, 2:22:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@thetimes.com apple.news/Av2uenJyoRfK... Will this take into consideration how much the owner has actually paid in mortgage interest over their lifetime? On paper I’ve “made” a couple of hundred thousand on my house. In reality I’ve paid almost double the mortgaged loan when you include interest.

20/8/2025, 2:21:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yay we get to pay tax twice on the same property 🎉

19/8/2025, 8:17:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The brains, charm and appearance of a demented gibbon.

19/8/2025, 8:13:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Retiring due to likely heat sounds like something an 18th century aristocratic lady might do.

18/8/2025, 7:59:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Early doors but so far I’m glad I resisted the experts pushing Villa assets and went for Ekitike. There’s a long way to go yet. And that’s just GW1.

16/8/2025, 2:07:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What on Earth are the Times thinking? They should stick to stories about offsetting the nanny against VAT on school ski trips.

16/8/2025, 1:50:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah. Shite.

15/8/2025, 8:58:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So far we know that Putin will be offered Ukrainian land, access to Alaska, rare earths, economic incentives and reduced sanctions. In return he won’t agree a ceasefire or meet Zelenskyy. What a fantastic deal Trump has struck. For Putin.

14/8/2025, 4:34:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sweet Mild Chilli Peppers Apricot Jam

13/8/2025, 5:04:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nearly there. Will likely revert to Kelleher if he looks like he’ll play. Seeing Guehi as my way into the Liverpool defence for a bargain price. Given up on Isak being moved by GW1 so Ekitike is holding his spot for now.#FPL

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13/8/2025, 6:03:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Uh oh #FPL

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12/8/2025, 9:28:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fantasy La Liga has hacked FPL.

12/8/2025, 8:46:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep

12/8/2025, 8:17:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can’t get in. Glad it’s not just me forgetting which out of “sign in with Password/Apple/Google/Witchcraft” I use.

12/8/2025, 8:17:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah. Came on to see if it was just me.

12/8/2025, 8:15:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My son, who is very perceptive about such things, texted me on Sunday to say he’s switching to No Salah. Reckons the new set up and lineup at Liverpool means he won’t be as influential.

12/8/2025, 11:31:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sees the invasion of Ukraine as a property development deal.. l better leave it there, in case JD decides to take a holiday in my neighbourhood.

12/8/2025, 8:25:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can they just sort it out before the FPL deadline, please?

12/8/2025, 8:17:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s talking about Ukrainian sovereign territory like he’s selling a piece of prime oceanfront property. Oh. And he’s declared martial law in DC because of “radical leftists”. 🚨

12/8/2025, 6:24:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ask Crouchy

11/8/2025, 7:42:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No

11/8/2025, 7:39:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sending in the boys to clear out the lefties. Dark times.

11/8/2025, 7:36:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guehi??

9/8/2025, 10:18:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Feel this young man might get used to lifting trophies. #CFC #Estevao #ChelseaFC

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9/8/2025, 10:17:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For the weekend

8/8/2025, 10:05:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He’s 18.

8/8/2025, 10:03:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think I ❤️ Joao Pedro

8/8/2025, 9:59:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bravo

7/8/2025, 1:51:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just read that George and Lavia are on the sale list. Surely not? What are you hearing?

7/8/2025, 1:41:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know I’m screaming into the void but I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HATE AI CUSTOMER SERVICE BOTS. If it was something that could be solved by looking it up online, I’d have done it myself. If I’ve come to customer service, I need something that can’t be found/done elsewhere.

7/8/2025, 1:28:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hi, on Chrome the URL just says /myteam. Any tips how else to find this ID?

7/8/2025, 12:42:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looking forward to celebrating Enzo’s 0.9 of a goal. Whooo.

7/8/2025, 12:29:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok maybe not Colwill if he’s injured 🙄

7/8/2025, 12:27:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think the bank probably laughs at us to be honest

7/8/2025, 10:26:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s usually CFC paying crazy amounts for a £30m player.

7/8/2025, 9:30:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chelsea fan here. I think you’ve got a gem there. He really impressed me every time he played and I was gutted when he got injured. Hope he scores tonnes for you.

7/8/2025, 9:27:17 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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On the plus side, LU is quite good.

7/8/2025, 9:25:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have zero enthusiasm for Garnacho. If he comes, he’s going to have a bigger turnaround job than Cucurella.

7/8/2025, 9:24:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Morgan and Colwill. Well that’s f**ed my plans right up.

7/8/2025, 9:22:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I took this gamble on Luis Suarez once when he was relatively unknown. He was coming back from a suspension and I triple captained him. He scored 3. I have never replicated this successful gamble.

7/8/2025, 9:21:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Had him in my team from 1st draft. Waiting for FPL to change his team on the app so I can unlock a Chelsea spot for Colwill.

7/8/2025, 7:35:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These people should take a look at Rodin’s The Thinker*. How many men do you know with a physique like that? * or pretty much any male statue from Ancient Greece.

5/8/2025, 12:16:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I set out with some enthusiasm to watch this. But (heavy sigh), within the first half of the first show I felt I really just don’t have the appetite for another of these types of show. If this is all broadcast TV can muster now, just do everyone a favour and pack up.

2/8/2025, 4:07:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey FPL, any update on when Guiu will switch to being shown as a Sunderland player?

2/8/2025, 3:56:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What’s the code?

1/8/2025, 11:59:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Need the FPL techies to update their listing for Guiu to free up a Chelsea spot for Colwill. Hurry up lads

1/8/2025, 11:14:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cherki is apparently the new KDB. My track record with City players is they score buckets of points when not in my team and as soon as I put them in they get rotated or go missing.

1/8/2025, 8:06:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The owners know we actually have to sell these guys, right? Just building a longer and longer list isn’t going to wash with the profit and sustainability rules.

1/8/2025, 7:54:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looking at my team it’s wildly optimistic that a bunch of new players are going to be immediately better than anyone we’ve had before. I’m slowly replacing people like Cherki with more conservative picks like Morgan. I imagine that Isaak moves to Liverpool I’ll have him over Gyokeres up front.

1/8/2025, 7:52:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah but takes one of the 3 Chelsea berths and there surely other players you’d want in.

1/8/2025, 6:20:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#FPLCommunity Can you follow # themes on here??

31/7/2025, 9:35:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve gone Salah and Wirz with Gyokeres and Joao Pedro. I also want a Liverpool defender. If Isaak joins Liverpool, I am actually contemplating dropping Salah to accommodate.

31/7/2025, 9:32:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I agree. Simons feels like a luxury. Garnacho feels like an accounting loss in waiting.

31/7/2025, 7:49:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I predict he’ll do well there. He’s a natural striker.

31/7/2025, 4:30:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think keeping up with you guys was the main motivation 😉

31/7/2025, 1:53:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Greatest tournament ever 🏆

31/7/2025, 1:00:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh I’ve accidentally wandered into a Spurs fan chat. Sorry about Simons. Can I offer you a Nicolas Jackson or Christopher Nkunku at a knock down price to make up for it ? I think we still have a Stirling knocking around somewhere, if you’d like…

31/7/2025, 1:00:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please. No more wingers. Especially ones with questionable temperament.

31/7/2025, 12:56:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s an understandable position. We don’t generally encourage states to be run by undemocratic terrorists (with obvious noting that several existing states currently are ..).

31/7/2025, 8:00:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Just a reminder to leave a review for” the £2 toiletry item you purchased for the umpteenth time two months ago…

31/7/2025, 7:54:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Brick Exit. Brexit.

30/7/2025, 8:42:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Majority of sex attacks committed by native Brits”

30/7/2025, 8:40:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trifle

30/7/2025, 8:34:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why did Trump employ them in his spa in the first place?

30/7/2025, 8:32:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bonnie… Blue? 🤷🏼‍♂️

30/7/2025, 8:22:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think he’ll do well and score goals if he goes to Sunderland. He’s a quality player. Keeping him in my FPL squad anticipating a move and plenty of starts.

30/7/2025, 7:48:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crane Stance. Impossible to defend against. 🥋

29/7/2025, 6:15:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Appalling.

29/7/2025, 6:11:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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First time the sound of bagpipes has been nicer than the alternative.

29/7/2025, 4:41:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view