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I benched Dewesbury Hall after he contributed absolutely nothing for the 2 weeks I started him. This game ….. 😂
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I benched Dewesbury Hall after he contributed absolutely nothing for the 2 weeks I started him. This game ….. 😂
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
I grew up there. Fat Boy land.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Why? 🤷🏼♂️
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
I have seriously considered adding swastikas to the flags by me to see if that’ll get them removed. I think a fire breathing dragon might be visiting soon, though, so they might not survive anyway.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
ICE cold
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
We’ve always been a nation who loves a bit of DIY.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
So all we can do is demonstrate our disappointment at the ballot box next GE. Which will deliver a Reform govt. Which we don’t want. It’s all so frustrating.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Changi is special. My jaw actually physically dropped when I walked in and saw the waterfall and Eden Project style interior.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
What’s he done? I generally avoid having to listen to him speak.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Google, YouTube, 3M all pay their taxes in the USA (if at all). What is that headphone brand? Futura? Not British. What about the laptop? Was that made here? I bet the 🇬🇧 sticker was made in China. One image to explain why our economy is screwed.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
AI voters can communicate their disappointment with the government even faster than real voters.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Tomorrow’s BBC headline “Race Hate Babe looks hot in tiny bikini on Caribbean get away”
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Putin likes Trump.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Wirtz hasn’t even played 2 games. Crazy.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it’s really important Farage shows he’s serious by going to Afghanistan, Iran, Syria, Gaza and other very dangerous places.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
What to do with them? 🤔 If only there was a clue somewhere…
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Ahhh. Can’t argue with that.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Are Holocaust survivors antisemitic now? It’s hard to keep up.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
It perfectly reflects the shitty nature of the people responsible. The actual flags they’ve bought are all made in China anyway. Such patriots 🙄
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Well.. my daughter lifeguards at a pool and…. yes.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Edu and Forest will regret this.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
West Ham were gifted a world class 68000 capacity stadium. Also .. they have a shirt sponsor.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Universe… Make it happen!!
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Can’t understand why we want him.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it the new David Lloyd natural experience spa pool? Recreates the experience of being outside by a river, but at a cost of £600 a month?
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
“Just being patriotic.” “Just a bit of pride in the flag.” Fuck off, it’s antagonistic. How long before there’s a knock at the door and a group of knuckle dragging “patriots” want to know why you’re not flying a flag? Then you know what comes next.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
I couldn’t believe it when I saw who the author was. Having said that, these proposals are deeply flawed. Will the cost of mortgage interest be deductible from the “gain” in property value? I know I paid back 2x what I borrowed, meaning any “gain” was wiped out.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
I might have said an enthusiastic Yes before the Palace game.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
No one should expect anything else from the man known widely as Bent Bobby Jenrick.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Is this real life? Or is it just fantasy?
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social)
@thetimes.com apple.news/Av2uenJyoRfK... Will this take into consideration how much the owner has actually paid in mortgage interest over their lifetime? On paper I’ve “made” a couple of hundred thousand on my house. In reality I’ve paid almost double the mortgaged loan when you include interest.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Yay we get to pay tax twice on the same property 🎉
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
The brains, charm and appearance of a demented gibbon.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Retiring due to likely heat sounds like something an 18th century aristocratic lady might do.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Early doors but so far I’m glad I resisted the experts pushing Villa assets and went for Ekitike. There’s a long way to go yet. And that’s just GW1.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
What on Earth are the Times thinking? They should stick to stories about offsetting the nanny against VAT on school ski trips.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. Shite.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
So far we know that Putin will be offered Ukrainian land, access to Alaska, rare earths, economic incentives and reduced sanctions. In return he won’t agree a ceasefire or meet Zelenskyy. What a fantastic deal Trump has struck. For Putin.
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Sweet Mild Chilli Peppers Apricot Jam
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Nearly there. Will likely revert to Kelleher if he looks like he’ll play. Seeing Guehi as my way into the Liverpool defence for a bargain price. Given up on Isak being moved by GW1 so Ekitike is holding his spot for now.#FPL
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Fantasy La Liga has hacked FPL.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Can’t get in. Glad it’s not just me forgetting which out of “sign in with Password/Apple/Google/Witchcraft” I use.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. Came on to see if it was just me.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
My son, who is very perceptive about such things, texted me on Sunday to say he’s switching to No Salah. Reckons the new set up and lineup at Liverpool means he won’t be as influential.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Sees the invasion of Ukraine as a property development deal.. l better leave it there, in case JD decides to take a holiday in my neighbourhood.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Can they just sort it out before the FPL deadline, please?
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s talking about Ukrainian sovereign territory like he’s selling a piece of prime oceanfront property. Oh. And he’s declared martial law in DC because of “radical leftists”. 🚨
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Ask Crouchy
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No
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Sending in the boys to clear out the lefties. Dark times.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Guehi??
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social)
Feel this young man might get used to lifting trophies. #CFC #Estevao #ChelseaFC
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
For the weekend
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s 18.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
I think I ❤️ Joao Pedro
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Bravo
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Just read that George and Lavia are on the sale list. Surely not? What are you hearing?
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social)
I know I’m screaming into the void but I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HATE AI CUSTOMER SERVICE BOTS. If it was something that could be solved by looking it up online, I’d have done it myself. If I’ve come to customer service, I need something that can’t be found/done elsewhere.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Hi, on Chrome the URL just says /myteam. Any tips how else to find this ID?
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Looking forward to celebrating Enzo’s 0.9 of a goal. Whooo.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok maybe not Colwill if he’s injured 🙄
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
I think the bank probably laughs at us to be honest
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s usually CFC paying crazy amounts for a £30m player.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Chelsea fan here. I think you’ve got a gem there. He really impressed me every time he played and I was gutted when he got injured. Hope he scores tonnes for you.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
On the plus side, LU is quite good.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
I have zero enthusiasm for Garnacho. If he comes, he’s going to have a bigger turnaround job than Cucurella.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Morgan and Colwill. Well that’s f**ed my plans right up.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
I took this gamble on Luis Suarez once when he was relatively unknown. He was coming back from a suspension and I triple captained him. He scored 3. I have never replicated this successful gamble.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Had him in my team from 1st draft. Waiting for FPL to change his team on the app so I can unlock a Chelsea spot for Colwill.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social)
These people should take a look at Rodin’s The Thinker*. How many men do you know with a physique like that? * or pretty much any male statue from Ancient Greece.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
I set out with some enthusiasm to watch this. But (heavy sigh), within the first half of the first show I felt I really just don’t have the appetite for another of these types of show. If this is all broadcast TV can muster now, just do everyone a favour and pack up.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey FPL, any update on when Guiu will switch to being shown as a Sunderland player?
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
What’s the code?
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Need the FPL techies to update their listing for Guiu to free up a Chelsea spot for Colwill. Hurry up lads
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Cherki is apparently the new KDB. My track record with City players is they score buckets of points when not in my team and as soon as I put them in they get rotated or go missing.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
The owners know we actually have to sell these guys, right? Just building a longer and longer list isn’t going to wash with the profit and sustainability rules.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Looking at my team it’s wildly optimistic that a bunch of new players are going to be immediately better than anyone we’ve had before. I’m slowly replacing people like Cherki with more conservative picks like Morgan. I imagine that Isaak moves to Liverpool I’ll have him over Gyokeres up front.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah but takes one of the 3 Chelsea berths and there surely other players you’d want in.
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#FPLCommunity Can you follow # themes on here??
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve gone Salah and Wirz with Gyokeres and Joao Pedro. I also want a Liverpool defender. If Isaak joins Liverpool, I am actually contemplating dropping Salah to accommodate.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree. Simons feels like a luxury. Garnacho feels like an accounting loss in waiting.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
I predict he’ll do well there. He’s a natural striker.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
I think keeping up with you guys was the main motivation 😉
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Greatest tournament ever 🏆
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh I’ve accidentally wandered into a Spurs fan chat. Sorry about Simons. Can I offer you a Nicolas Jackson or Christopher Nkunku at a knock down price to make up for it ? I think we still have a Stirling knocking around somewhere, if you’d like…
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Please. No more wingers. Especially ones with questionable temperament.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s an understandable position. We don’t generally encourage states to be run by undemocratic terrorists (with obvious noting that several existing states currently are ..).
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
“Just a reminder to leave a review for” the £2 toiletry item you purchased for the umpteenth time two months ago…
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Brick Exit. Brexit.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
“Majority of sex attacks committed by native Brits”
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Trifle
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Why did Trump employ them in his spa in the first place?
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Bonnie… Blue? 🤷🏼♂️
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
I think he’ll do well and score goals if he goes to Sunderland. He’s a quality player. Keeping him in my FPL squad anticipating a move and plenty of starts.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Crane Stance. Impossible to defend against. 🥋
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
Appalling.
Beach Boy (@sandandsea.bsky.social) reply parent
First time the sound of bagpipes has been nicer than the alternative.