this team doesn’t deserve my energy nor attention so I’m going to bed (my sleep as been fucked since I got home)
this team doesn’t deserve my energy nor attention so I’m going to bed (my sleep as been fucked since I got home)
Nothing gets past this guy
he’s going to bat second forever
The orioles refuse to catch balls and the Padre are still gettin they ass beat
GO CUBS GOOOO HEY CHICAGO WHADDYA SAY THE CUBS ARE GONNA WIN TODAY 🎶 GO CUBS GOOOO HEY CHICAGO WHADDYA SAY THE CUBS ARE GONNA WIN TODAY 🎶 GO CUBS GOOOO HEY CHICAGO WHADDYA SAY THE CUBS ARE GONNA WIN TODAY 🎶 GO CUBS GOOOO HEY CHICAGO WHADDYA SAY THE CUBS ARE GONNA WIN TODAY 🎶
Things are so bad I’m mad at Yu Darvish
for admiring a home run in 2025? Absolutely not
Kyle Freeland is such a loser
Lifetime ban!
Benching your second leading OPS hitter on the team and choosing instead to play .700 OPS Luis Arraez and bat him second is nothing short of malpractice. I just cannot take this team seriously when Shildt and entire staff chooses to give itself the worst chance to win.
Married to him for better or worse
career .333 hitting Craig Stansberry
They’re not awful if you ever are forced to listen to any other broadcast
Yes but also I do believe they think Luis Arraez is good
literally the worst plate discipline I’ve ever seen and the universe had to forcefully remind don
anyway this team is going to the playoffs so whatever lmao
excuse me no one knows the strike zone better than
Yeah fuck Schildt
well you see he can pinch run because he only hurt his ankle
My brain cannot comprehend Mike Shildt honestly
Donnie bb ily but luis arraez knows nothing of the strike zone bffr
I hesitate to admit I have zero idea who Trenidad Hubbard is but what a fabulous name
no kink shaming
Going 1-3 against the twins and orioles is criminal
call me captain
BREAKING: From the #Padres clubhouse, manager Mike Shildt says Jason Adam suffered a “little ouchie” in his knee and is day to day.
oh hell ya
or Terrence Long, Kerry Robinson, Jon Knott, Chip Ambres, Rymer Liriano, Brian Buchanan, or any other random ass outfielder in the Petco Park era for that matter
is he?
and unless your ass remembers Luis Rodriguez, Luis Sardiñas, Craig Stansberry, Irving Falu, Callix Crabbe, Pedro Ciraco, Allan Cordoba or every other random ass infielder in the Petco Park era I don’t wanna hear lectures on how to fan!
would I rather jason adam throw up zeroes and the padres win? Yes. Am I gonna joke my way through more Padres pain that references his bigotry? You bet your ass I will
almost Manny! Next time!
I really loved those 14 days
I miss the Padres team right after the deadline up until they went to LA and got swept. Those were good times.
I knew god hated me and my team but damn, he took out one of his finest soldiers
why would god do this to jason adam?
I don’t blame her for blocking you you’re the worst
Until he proves us otherwise this is what I’m gonna hold onto. I’d like to let it go, I’d like to be wrong. But he’s the yapper without any ability to back it up
I was willing to look past it before but when you can’t give me any high leverage moments past the all star break I’m gonna hate hard
I totally missed that article but that tracks!!!
anyway go Padres
I am actually never going to get over him saying he’d rather win a fucking world baseball classic than a World Series right after Peter Seidler handed him a $350 million extension
It’s that Miami 305 shit whatshisnuts set for the franchise
I also think mentally I don’t have the same disdain for Bogaerts bc I knew he’d not be great and yes, as you said, Bogaerts has been a pro about everything. I look at Bogaerts as more of a victim where I look at Manny as an overpaid overhyped villain
These are all verifiable facts. I completely root for Manny, I want him to be great, and I want him to lead us to a World Series. But he’s not done that and until he does, he doesn’t get my loyalty.
Why did I lose respect for Manny? 2023 was their biggest season ever. He said in that spring training he’d prefer to win a WBC to a WS, immediately threatened to leave if he wasn’t extended, mocked the fans concerns and said we were bandwagon, and has been bad defensively and unclutch ever since.
Between him coming into spring training to set the tone in 2023 threatening to leave if he didn’t get a contract, to that quote, to being complete dog shit in the clutch, this is when I stopped respecting him
look I used to love him but then I saw his numbers in high leverage and it’s been genuinely horrible for three years. Jackson Merrill essentially lapped him in that category in his rookie year
because hes never been told he’s not as good as he thinks he is
Manny is the perfect maga loser like everyone thinks he’s way better than he is and in reality gives you nothing
I’m pretty sure Ramon Laureano has had more clutch hits in a month with the Padres than Manny Machado has had for in his entire Padres career
did Shildt call it? Or did arraez do it because he himself knows he sucks and can’t hit lefties?
Manny is so clutch you guys
gunnar henderson is having a “down year” and it’s the same as “future hall of famer” manny machado’s all star season
laboring through the 2025 orioles lineup is crazy work
things I know about dylan carlson: -the espn announcers slobbered over him in the 2020 fake playoff broadcasts -the cardinals wouldn’t trade him for juan soto
The Padres had to give up 2 young controllable starting pitchers for a serviceable catcher meanwhile the cubs signed this dude off the scrap heap
Ruben Rivera, Padres pitching coach
I feel very hateful this baseball season and part of me is like wtf is wrong with me but then I remember the things that have happened since I was last happy in sports: -24 scoreless innings in a team I actually believed in. -dodgers won a legitimate World Series. -donald trump -Shildt pressers
I’m fully under the assumption that any manager under Preller would be and is a complete dipshit
I will take great satisfaction when dylan cease has to settle for a one year deal
fucked* lmao
we’re such a tucked franchise
I got Babs a new bra, collar and leash. Her last bra broke so figured it was a good time to switch it up. Everyone always defaults to calling her a he so hopefully this look will have people realize she is in fact a lady
you shouldn’t be allowed to take today off if you’re a bootlicker
GET FUCKED LA
In Major League Soccer - as in real life - San Diego is the best that California has to offer.
He died. He died on the toilet but “not the way you think,” a White House spokesperson said in a brief statement before declining follow-up questions.
BEAT LA!
bump
damn CJ that was elite
universe loading the bases for a walkoff grand slam
Who’s the next mayor of NYC? Wrong answers only.
felt the same last year. Seems like the balanced schedule has made the league more uhh.. balanced?
Ive kept tabs on scores since i was gone for a couple of weeks and was annoyed by some losses and ofc mike shildt’s poor decisions but this team has an 8 game cushion in the wild card and one game behind LA? Color me pleasantly surprised
valid question
I mean I’d sign up for 2026 if we have to
listen I just got back into the US and it would be such a wonderful homecoming gift
I’ve been awake for 25 straight hours as I’m descending into San Diego rn and the level of delirium I’m currently experiencing is indescribable
getting cooked by a bad team? Cool
the dulles airport low key kinda nasty I can’t believe trump has let it turn into a run down dump
mike shildt’s parents are first cousins
currently in the air over north eastern Canada, 2 more hours to DC. 3 hour layover there then a 5+ hour flight home to SD. I want to demolish a California burrito so bad.
I’d rather bottom a cactus than ever go to Texas
I genuinely wonder what it’s like to be so fucking delusional
I hate baseball players
lmao I meant like when I read “it’s unfortunate I have to stan a heterosexual couple” and the next sentence and the following post was very relieving
so relieved this isn’t about taylor swift
That space doesn’t feel safe at all. As a gay man, we need to do better. Talking with lesbians, trans people, queer POC, my eyes have been opened to the toxicity with gay men. Let’s be better for everyone in our community and those looking for a safe spot to land within it.
Whether it’s Shawn Mendes, Crumbl guy, or anyone else, being a gay man and calling someone gay or suggesting they are is not good! What if they’re currently struggling to come out and are trying to find a safe space to do so and what they see are nasty queens with out of pocket comments?
Let people be who they are on their own terms. Their sexuality is not for you to gawk at bc you want them to be gay because you’re a thirsty toxic f*g who lacks perspective. It’s troubling because I’ve found men, even gay men, so problematic in queer spaces. Even when you’re out it’s not always safe
reading about the crumbl cookie founder who was outed by some tiktoker should remind us, especially those of us in the queer community, should NEVER publicly speculate or gossip about someone’s sexuality. Outing someone is horrible. Gay men especially are so toxic about this.
one more day in europe. I miss my bed I miss my family I want to move them all to Switzerland with me. America is so much more embarrassing from afar
one of these players bats in the top 3 of the lineup and the other in the bottom 3.
yeah so imagine 2021 offense with 2025 defense wouldn’t that be nice?
Imagine if just once this team’s players all played up to their paycheck and ability
This must be the Cooperstown that’s for flailing at sliders down and away in high leverage situations and stat padding in low leverage.
Low and away in a big spot is pure strain kryptonite for Manny.
Tim Walz : trans rights are human rights JB Pritzker : we’re taking names of all you fuckers and coming after you Gavin Newsom : lol my pr firm made another meme while i guest starred on another right wing podcast