sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
Will coming for Taran’s job with his retells and reenactments hahah
I hate it here so I will go to secret gardens in my mind.
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Will coming for Taran’s job with his retells and reenactments hahah
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
Vince on slop for 72 hours
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
Blinded by being locked in a house with him. I’m confident that when she realizes he’s ugly with fence teeth AND emotionally abusive she will move on.
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
We need to get republicans to fear ChatGPT—maybe market it as a “liberal” thing like vaccines—so they stop using it and killing the planet more rapidly.
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
I need to see a clip of Taylor, Steven, Taylor’s mom, Laurel, and Belly’s dad getting drunk together after the failed wedding and absolutely devouring the mirror glazed high cacao raspberry coulis cake with their bare hands with Jeremiah, Adam, and Kayleigh scowling in the distance #tsitp
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
No offense to Taylor Swift who I adore but if you WERE my English teacher, you would utilize the future subjunctive 🫶#IfThisWasAMovie #IfIWasTheMan
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
What would the numbers be in a Vince vs Kelley block on Thursday?
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
Going a day and a half without the hoh room mind you.
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
Will she use it on Vince?
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow so that was to preserve his image to livefeeds, never about assuaging his girlfriend back home. Despicable. I feel terrible for her. Then again dating Vince feels like a worse fate.
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
It was, in fact, the best #bb27 @taranarmstrong.bsky.social @pooyaism.bsky.social
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
Dare I say…
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
Looked like she was thanking him for keeping her. Way to put in work, girl!
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
*unless Rachel needs it and then rig it for her 🙏
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
How many people compliment Julie so that THEY will in turn receive compliments from Julie on live tv? #bb27
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
Production: so we will call it a pearl Someone else in production: it’s a red ball though? Production: shut up we want Ava to know she’s not going home #bb27
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
Mickey looks so fake when she remembers a camera is on her (live eviction) #bb27
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
You mean this public post on a free app made for communication? What in the Twitter behavior is happening here
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
I think she’s a traitor to the United States who died terrorizing Members of Congress and had every opportunity to not be killed that way and should always be referenced as such but this type of post feels vile. It feels MAGA.
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
“All we really need to do to figure out who is going to leave this week, is to figure out who Keanu *doesn’t* want to leave this week, and then we will know.” -Taran lol #bb27
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
You’re brave. I won’t even talk about Big Brother with my friends and family haha
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
Another school shooting. Absolutely heartbroken for the families whose children won’t be coming home. This should never happen but for a child in kindergarten, this happened on their third ever day of school. Picture that. Your earliest memory of school is running from a gunman. Only in America.
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
So appalled to learn that so many of the top-20 most-liked Instagram posts are from Cristiano Ronaldo who is a RAPIST.
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
This is why in a house of women who greatly outnumber men I am not convinced we won’t still have men in the final two.
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
Are there Swifties in the house who don’t know she has a new album coming out, she did New Heights, and is engaged?? What a whirlwind! #bb27
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sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
Catching up on BB. Mickey won veto?! Is she going to use it? Please tell me Rachel isn’t the renom/target. #bb27
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
So agree. I feel like more educators should study his approach.
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
The way Taran can really neutrally and diplomatically and professionally discuss race, gender, and other biases and how they relate to strategy in the house is so impressive and so important. It feels like a college course but in the most entertaining way. A great storyteller. #bb27
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
A bit off subject but I went to watch Taran & guest star Mari’s recap and YouTube fed me an “ad” (blatant Israeli propaganda) that there is no famine in Gaza. showed a busy Arab restaurant that was seemingly a mix of real footage from anywhere + some AI. Disgusting. Reported. Free Palestine #bb27
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
Put this in the Louvre!
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
A dingo ATE.
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
It would be great if he were greeted with handcuffs #bb27
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
Why is everyone sobbing over this abusive hillbilly? Bye, bitch! #bb27
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
Omg we did it!! #bb27
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
Same 😅
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ll take some interference/influence in this instance!
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t think so!
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
Does Mickey voting out Rylie mean we are getting what we want??
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
House full of terrible game players
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
don’t fuck this up #bb27
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
Fuck are Mickey and Rylie both staying now??? The darkest timeline. #bb27
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
This is why we MUST allow snoopy in public schools.
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine how Taran feels!
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
I cant believe they’re so willing to keep a showmance into at least jury (guaranteed vote for each other in f2) or someone who no one is willing to put on the block again or vote out (Rylie) because he’s so volatile or well-liked depending on what Stockholm syndrome terminology they use that day…
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t understand how they’re all misted by this ugly, aggressive hillbilly.
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s actually WHY skippy cuts the cams. To let out an anguished howl off camera.
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
Which makes it an intentional slight from Mickey.
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
I’m not that far into Sunrise on the Reaping, but I’m so looking forward to Jesse Plemons as the younger Plutarch. He’s going to strike the perfect balance.
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sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s so poetic. All that drama to vote out Zach only for Vince to vote her out the following week.
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like his parents have money.
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
So he heard about season 15 and was like that seems like a show I’d like to watch and started with 16. Interestinggggg
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
You joke but as someone who’s a swiftie and a bb fan the correlation IS there. The pressure to be better than your previous self as you get older and people tell you you can’t do it. And with the showgirl theme “I AM VEGAS” is a pretty good tagline. Rachel could be a Swiftie favorite for sure.
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait that’s so funny. Who are his favorite players? Vanessa?
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
I wonder how many fuses she’s lit in other people’s personal lives and then abruptly walked away.
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
Not once Vince is in her ear…
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha! She’s still got it.
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
When does Mickey go then
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t understand why it was a good move for anyone but Vince?
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
I want her gone so she feels the near-immediate repercussions of evicting her ally Jimmy, and because I think she’s the common denominator of negativity in the house.
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay thank you, she’s a beauty! I have some borders that are double the size and I am trying to gauge how long they’ll be by my side. Hoping for a long life. They’ll be 9 this year.
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
Let’s goooo #bb27
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When he doesn’t try to haphazardly repeat a fact he just learned (like defining the word “groceries” incorrectly), his crutch is to compliment himself and make jabs at everyone else, including Biden, other world leaders whether they’re in the room or not, members of Congress, and Rosie O’Donnell.
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t know why it isn’t obvious and concerning when MAGA hears leaders of other countries gather that they are able to speak much more substantively in English as their second language than Trump is in English as his first and only language.
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
“Do you even listen to Trump talk or just clips?” is a common refrain from MAGA like if I listen to Trump longer I will somehow find him brilliant. I listen and I hear someone well outside of his depth of knowledge. He nearly always sounds like he just learned something for the very first time.
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
Is Jimi a full sized border collie?
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sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
Why doesn’t Rachel explicitly threaten to renom the couple to Lauren to avoid her using it? Lauren using the veto is so pointless. #bb27
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh wait there you are with your pants legs up your knees. Your vacation must start later today.
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
Admired a racist adulterer. That checks out.
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
I don’t see JD in the oval to harass President Zelenskyy today. Perhaps Vacation Vance is getting another holiday in before August ends? Which blue state that you talk shit about will you be visiting on our dime this week, James?? @jd-vance-1.bsky.social
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
Now do your home state of Ohio.
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
I feel like they could get Morgan to be okay with leaving this week if they reminded her she could go back to the real world where Zach is instead of weeks in jury without him. #bb27
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
Do Derrick and Taylor not watch feeds?
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
If Benson Boone couldn’t afford dental care
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
*than Rachel
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
What happened with Ava? was Ava always closer to Will and Mickey this Rachel or did the Mickey Hoh derail the Ava/Rachel relationship?
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
!! Not all heroes wear eggs. I mean capes.
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
The Julie cue cards moment—like the veto itself—was wasted on Zach who did not get the reference. #bb27
Kayteigh (in a tragedeigh kind of way) (@punkipenguin22.bsky.social) reposted
This is art #bb27 #bbsky
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
Haha bless you
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
This needs to go on the accidental renaissance subreddit haha
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
Someone tell me you screenshot the accidental renaissance of Vince comforting Lauren in his egg costume #bb27
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
#bb27 Me: see, it’s a really pivotal moment in the trajectory of this game which is all about social strategy… The show:
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sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
Haha the extra a made this “yaas ass keanu” which was an unintentional nod to the buttler. #bb27
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
He seemed like he was moving in slow motion and I feared he was throwing it. So glad he wasn’t.
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
Yaasassssss Keanu! #bb27!
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
Ah yes, Zach kept the $10K ✨ selflessly ✨ #bb27
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
I do respect that but at the end of the day if Dems in Congress are voting to fund Israel how are we collectively any better than the GOP? being soft on Israel is only going to lose progressive voters in the midterms. We refuse to learn anything from 2024 & fighting against new blood like Mamdani.
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
And Jacky Rosen, Maria Cantwell, Chris Coons, Amy Klobuchar. Should all be primaried and replaced with progressives who don’t kowtow to AIPAC.
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
Democrats could’ve stopped funding Israel’s genocide a long time ago. at the very least stopped treating Netanyahu like anything short of a war criminal murderer. This was taken 34 days ago. I spy with my little eye a bunch of Democratic cowards.
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
I have nord vpn is that enough to trick paramount? Haha
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
Anyone know if there is a reliable east coast show feed? I’d like to know if Keanu wins the blockbuster and Zach goes home “with an idol in his pocket” in real time if possible. #bb27
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social) reply parent
What a big, beautiful waste of resources.
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
Whoops #bb27
sarcasticburner.bsky.social (@sarcasticburner.bsky.social)
No reason to allow domestic abuse inside a controlled environment, Big Brother. K’s not going to be the one to bring up that she feels uncomfortable so be proactive about firmly reprimanding Rylie, production. #bb25