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@satumma.bsky.social

Music maker. :: Check out Brusalan! :: B.S. Biology, M.S Recording Arts :: If I see that you’re promoting your music I’ll retweet. Billionaires are the nuclear weapons of the class war. On a quest to generate one genuine fan.

created February 6, 2024

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Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

I think it’s possible for people to be heroic at a personal or familial level and still be participating in something heinous at larger levels. Sorta like being the guy that brings donuts for everyone at work. But you work on the Death Star.

3/9/2025, 2:38:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Levitan (@davelevitan.bsky.social) reposted

I know, I know, but: The president of the US saying, literally, "we're going in" in reference to sending the military to an American city for no reason beyond terrorizing the local population should be the most immediately impeachable shit imaginable

2/9/2025, 8:57:48 PM | 32827 9027 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ether Diver (@etherdiver.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The video will be available after as VOD on my YouTube channel. Here's the link to the previous one, which covered "A Hidden Room in My Mind Palace," the first track off of the album: www.youtube.com/live/vKGpSEX...

2/9/2025, 7:09:00 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ether Diver (@etherdiver.bsky.social) reposted

Livestream tomorrow at 12:30 pm PDT (Pacific/California/LA time). You can subscribe to my YouTube now and turn on notifications! I'll be covering the "how it's made" for "A Journey With the Plant Spirits" from my recent album: etherdiver.bandcamp.com/album/the-me... www.youtube.com/@etherdiver

2/9/2025, 7:05:50 PM | 9 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Arcade (@arcadesrevenge.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Oh, I get it. He wants to take jobs in blue states and move them to red states.

2/9/2025, 6:56:48 PM | 31 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

The president is economically punishing blue states because he wants to force them to get rid of mail in voting. Or that might just be a pretense 🤷🏽‍♂️ Either way… It’s a coup by economic blackmail.

2/9/2025, 7:53:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

“Don’t worry” said the flim flam man “We’re all going to be richer than we ever dreamed of and it’s hardly going to cost you a thing!”

2/9/2025, 7:10:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jaya Saxena (@jayasaxena.com) reposted

"What no one prepared us for, though, was that the logic that we followed—we want the business to succeed; we need our jobs to make money—didn’t apply to ownership." thebaffler.com/latest/a-fai...

2/9/2025, 6:39:30 PM | 77 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

A rich person’s superpower is just caring about money more than what anyone else thinks of them.

2/9/2025, 5:46:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James Ball (@jamesrball.com) reposted

It's not even a complicated trick! Or a new one: If there's one moment that made it definite Tesla had become a meme stock, it was when its valuation – which was supposedly largely based on all the AI tech Tesla would produce – was untouched when Elon moved all of that to xAI instead.

2/9/2025, 5:01:14 PM | 54 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

This doesn’t reflect reality. What it does reflect though is an effort to build consensus around a narrative. Why? To devalue the voices on Bluesky.

2/9/2025, 5:40:53 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

What if, when you tap a little heart and make it red, someone somewhere gets a little dopamine hit?

2/9/2025, 5:13:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social) reply parent

I imagine my quests more like this.

2/9/2025, 4:43:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social) reply parent

What? Are we not supposed to talk about how we’re all addicted to the approval of maybe a dozen people we’ve likely never met?

2/9/2025, 4:39:13 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

From now on I think when people ask me what I do I’ll just say that I’m on a quest.

2/9/2025, 4:37:24 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

I’m torn when people I like come back from social media breaks. Part of me wants to be happy. Part of me wants to yell.. “You were free!!”

2/9/2025, 4:36:01 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social) reply parent

His job is to provide govt support to energy projects. But just for fossil fuels and cars.

2/9/2025, 4:31:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social) reply parent

More irony. His argument is that these projects would never be viable without massive govt support.

2/9/2025, 4:28:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

We can’t trust ancient technologies like windmills because they might be unreliable but we can integrate AI systems into governmental payment and data systems even though it occasionally acts like the joker on an ayahuasca trip.

2/9/2025, 4:22:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mad Makhno🏴‍☠️ Freedom Fella (@madmakhno.bsky.social) reposted

It's not even the murder capital of the US...

2/9/2025, 3:33:08 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

A 4D chess move would be to award Trump his coveted Nobel prize, but give it to him for Operation Warp Speed and for the Covid vaccine.

2/9/2025, 3:40:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Peter Butler (@peter-butler.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I am a little suprised at how quickly we acquiesced to "cutting down on crime maybe a little but in no significant measurable sense, is worth martial law"

2/9/2025, 3:09:16 AM | 61 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Craig Harrington (@craigipedia.bsky.social) reposted

Congrats on your regime propaganda, ABC News.

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2/9/2025, 1:51:34 AM | 3356 446 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social) reply parent

Who knows? I’ll let others figure that out. I’m just tossing out snarky comments from the cheap seats.

2/9/2025, 12:25:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

If my last name was Early I’d be tempted to run for president just because of all the free advertising.

2/9/2025, 12:23:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Libby G (@libbyget.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I don’t want to live in Russia II 🙁

2/9/2025, 1:56:31 AM | 31 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

I challenge anyone to come up with a “oh yeah, that makes sense” argument for why anyone needs to throw anything out the window of the Whitehouse.

2/9/2025, 12:20:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

“Circle the wagons!! We gotta protect this nebulous concept of western civilization that people use as a stand-in for whiteness!! Er… I mean… Protect the women and children! And… my companies. Protect those too!”🤪

2/9/2025, 12:11:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

Because if you don’t want someone trying to overstay their welcome you have to punish those who try.

2/9/2025, 12:05:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

If a Dem president had capriciously put in place tariffs that drove up prices such that stores no longer wanted to price their items, there would be signs in every aisle blaming the high prices on the president. But they like Trump so 🤫

2/9/2025, 11:53:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social) reply parent

Roughly 344 billion spent on AI research equates to about 478,000 teacher salaries for a year.

2/9/2025, 1:33:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

The volume of boosterism that we see for a new technology is directly related to how much has been invested and how badly daddy needs snake eyes. At this point they’re just shoving AI products into everything and hope that something pays off for them. I hope they lose their shirts.

2/9/2025, 1:24:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social) reply parent

The irony is that they will have to argue that their work is valuable because of the unique skill and effort involved.

2/9/2025, 1:16:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

I watched the Lewis video and it reminded me of a scary episode a while back when my mom experienced schizophrenia due to hypothyroidism. It was eventually diagnosed and treated by it was a scary experience for her.

1/9/2025, 5:00:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Lithium (@johnlithium.bsky.social) reposted

I have a problem with people using the term “creator” in the news punditry space, rather than “punditry”, “journalist”, etc. It sends the (quite possibly true) message that the average person only cares about the content, and not the message behind it.

1/9/2025, 4:22:40 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

Milli Vanilli got shamed for lip syncing to prerecorded tracks performed by others. Seems so quaint. youtu.be/UvPXmkYMHFg?...

1/9/2025, 4:35:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social) reply parent

Right, everything always seems to have an economic perspective. Art has no intrinsic value beyond the money and fame it can bring you. It’s just a means to an end and that’s what that line says to me.

1/9/2025, 4:29:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Seth Cotlar (@sethcotlar.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

This is "the one big trick" that the right has mastered. They present their movement as just "the authentic voice of the volk outraged by Democratic overreach," when really what they're doing is just old fashioned political mobilization. Organize a passle of pissed off people & call it a movement.

1/9/2025, 4:23:05 PM | 860 160 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr. Damien P. Williams Wants A Better Sociotechnical Paradigm (@wolvendamien.bsky.social) reposted

People literally bled & died fighting against corporate interests, robber barons, corrupt local & state politicians, cops & hired killers, & the federal government & US military for better working conditions for the rest of us so reflect on that today for just a bit while you're doing whatever else.

1/9/2025, 2:55:25 PM | 2493 839 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

I keep thinking… “If it wasn’t for an economic system that incentivizes the worst profit seeking behaviors in people, we could have a productive discussion about…” Whatever.

1/9/2025, 4:23:20 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture luke steuber (@lukesteuber.com) reposted

lol wow, that’s quite the drop

31/8/2025, 6:15:20 AM | 104 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

Your opinion union.

31/8/2025, 4:25:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

The problem is that you don’t always know which decisions are significant and important and which ones are not.

31/8/2025, 3:32:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

It’s so inconvenient to their anti-vax arguments that Trump was the President in 2020 that they just pretend that he wasn’t.

31/8/2025, 2:43:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

Reality show. You gather up a bunch of people to be locked up in a mockup of the Whitehouse. Each week they draw a name of someone in the Trump admin and for that week they have to act out what they think is happening in the WH based solely on fox news coverage. Filmed with hidden cams.

31/8/2025, 1:47:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

“The constitution doesn’t say I can’t!” (Continues carving up a sacrificial staff member on the resolute desk.)

31/8/2025, 1:42:17 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

Props to the band at the St Michael’s day festival for playing Turn Up the Radio by Autograph.

31/8/2025, 2:27:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

Caught in candy.

30/8/2025, 11:32:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

Something’s not really true until you can find at least one YouTube video saying so in exactly the same way and there are zero people declaring the first video to be “total bullshit!”

30/8/2025, 7:49:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

Isn’t it weird that one day someone was like… “Hey, the word ‘elf’ rhymes with ‘shelf’” And now they probably have like a billion dollars and one of their grandkids will be a senator.

30/8/2025, 7:30:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

Assorted cold viruses included in the school supplies.

30/8/2025, 4:18:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

Opening the current Civ save game file… “Sheesh, why are they building so many damn pharmacies and data centers? They’re wasting a ton of resources not upgrading their trade routes! America has adopted fascism?”

29/8/2025, 2:27:52 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

The first rule of fight country is: We do not talk about gun violence … and the second rule of fight country is.. We do not talk about gun violence.

29/8/2025, 2:24:03 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

“I have a headache.”

29/8/2025, 2:21:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

When I’m president I will glue googly eyes on all of the official Trump portraits and declare that his name must always appear in comic sans.

29/8/2025, 1:06:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

“Why are you putting up statues of losers?” I dare that MF or any of his cult to try to erect any statues of that preening middle manager of a cult leader.

29/8/2025, 1:01:25 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

The annoying thing about living at the end of history is that we all gotta just keep on living.

29/8/2025, 12:52:22 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

Trying to imagine a children’s book about the most reasonable people in the world and their most reasonable king who has appointed himself the voice of the people.

28/8/2025, 9:52:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social) reply parent

“The people of my kingdom are the most reasonable. They chose me as their leader. Never formally. It just seemed reasonable, since I was already giving voice to the concerns of the volk anyways.”

28/8/2025, 9:49:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

It’s like tug-o-war or maybe one of those meters where it’s red on one side marked “devil” and green on the other side marked “god” and whenever we all pray really hard with clenched foreheads and outstretched arms the little needle moves towards the green.

28/8/2025, 9:07:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

Ladies and gentlemen et al. Matt Y. The self appointed spokesperson for “reasonable people.” Can I do that? Can I just speak for all “reasonable people?” I happen to know how they think. How? Well, I happen to be their king. A very reasonable king. And there is abundance!

28/8/2025, 5:59:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

No company is ever like “We make shittier versions of stuff that good!” But that’s like a fundamental business model for so many companies.

28/8/2025, 2:41:27 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

Who among us will bring together the flavors of banana and jalapeño?

27/8/2025, 11:49:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

Its notepad.

27/8/2025, 1:35:49 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social) reply parent

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhinoce...

27/8/2025, 1:28:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tube Amps for Justice (@curiousaudio.us) reposted

Careerism makes cowardice the only choice

27/8/2025, 1:07:37 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Smart-Casual Gamer (@smartcasualgaming.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I deliberately listen to the soundtrack to 28 Years Later when I go into town to make sure I'm living correctly in a world collapsing around me.

27/8/2025, 12:50:36 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

My first day in office. I’m signing an executive order. “This big beautiful magnificent executive order raises tariffs to 200% on any shit Republicans buy. Guns Bibles Everything at Hobby Lobby Ford F-150s Anything camo Yachts And we’re gonna use the money to fund universal healthcare.”

27/8/2025, 12:54:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social) reply parent

😂

27/8/2025, 12:43:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Matt's DeMello (@themattsdemello.bsky.social) reposted

Only in America is this a gym teacher.

27/8/2025, 12:38:49 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social) reply parent

“Got my copy of Prince’s Purple Rain at the Cracker Barrel gift shop.”

27/8/2025, 12:32:03 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

“Hey kids, Rusty here is a National Guard Reservist and he is going to be your substitute teacher until Ms. Little gets back from maternity leave. Would it help if he took off the helmet and put his gun in the office?”

27/8/2025, 12:30:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

The movies and TV did a poor job preparing us for life under emerging fascism. The clouds didn’t darken, nothing is sepia tinted. People still smile. It’s not all scowls and yelling and noisy trucks kicking up dirt.

27/8/2025, 12:24:58 PM | 94 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

Something’s happening with the main characters.

26/8/2025, 6:46:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris DeVille (@chrisdeville.bsky.social) reposted

My debut book is OUT TODAY! 'Such Great Heights: The Complete Cultural History of the Indie Rock Explosion' is about how indie rock changed the mainstream and the mainstream changed indie rock in the 21st century. Buy it and let me know what you think:

26/8/2025, 1:08:15 PM | 181 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stereogum (@stereogum.bsky.social) reposted

Stereogum managing editor @chrisdeville.bsky.social's debut book 'Such Great Heights: The Complete Cultural History Of The Indie Rock Explosion' is out today

26/8/2025, 12:00:19 PM | 57 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ether Diver (@etherdiver.bsky.social) reposted

The free codes have arrived! Thanks to your diligent listening, I have reached 500 streams of my latest album this month! As promised, that means 5 free codes every day for the remainder of the month! Album link below (redeem @ link in lower left). nymy-kuvy mt8z-kq6r gzzu-6z8l 33tv-kz7j dvk8-66qk

25/8/2025, 6:37:19 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

Wait. I can help people write shitty opinion columns. I can do that.

26/8/2025, 12:23:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Throw them in a trash can and sit it out on the curb.

26/8/2025, 12:21:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

A nation of delivery drivers and police.

26/8/2025, 12:19:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

Am I supposed to be upset about gas prices today?

26/8/2025, 12:13:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted

This is a real work of art in the Youtube Video Essay genre. Funny, witty, hates the people I hate and genuinely insightful. Highly recommend. youtu.be/ewvRS3NwIlQ?...

20/8/2025, 10:25:02 PM | 1403 235 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

The ice cream of a future that never was.

25/8/2025, 8:24:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👀

24/8/2025, 7:06:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social) reply parent

I want a crane hat!

24/8/2025, 6:58:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rachel (@rachelneedsanap.bsky.social) reposted

I think a lot about the autism researchers in the 60s who blamed autism on “refrigerator moms,” mothers who were supposedly distant & cold to their kids. How many of those moms were just autistic themselves, in a time when women weren’t diagnosed with autism, pilloried for their communication style?

12/5/2024, 6:27:37 PM | 152 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

“And that’s how we became the…”

Dino crunch.
24/8/2025, 5:05:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The ten yr old girl is really into it.

24/8/2025, 1:41:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

Juggernaut. These songs took over for like two weeks. We’ve seen the movie twice now.

24/8/2025, 12:37:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

Try explaining that to the people back home!

22/8/2025, 9:58:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

The words “National” and “Socialism” just keep creeping closer together.

22/8/2025, 9:56:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stevie Chick (@steviechick.bsky.social) reposted

RIP Brent Hinds. Crack The Skye is a masterpiece to transcend genre. www.theguardian.com/music/2009/m...

21/8/2025, 8:42:11 PM | 130 33 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

Imagine working for years on something, waiting for the right moment to release it to the world and then getting completely swamped by some cultural juggernaut.

22/8/2025, 12:51:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gregg Gonsalves (@gregggonsalves.bsky.social) reposted

May this portion of the dissent by Ketanji Brown Jackson haunt John Roberts forever and be the final word on his tenure as Chief Justice.

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21/8/2025, 9:42:58 PM | 24876 7837 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ether Diver (@etherdiver.bsky.social) reposted

Once I get ~150 or so more streams this month, I'll start putting out free DL codes for my newest album every day! Go have a listen and help kickstart the free stuff! etherdiver.bandcamp.com/album/the-me... #musicsky #Music #MusicDiscovery

20/8/2025, 5:47:07 PM | 10 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erin Lockwood (@erinkaylockwood.bsky.social) reposted

"I don't want to hurt you, stop fighting back, you're hurting yourself" is literally the language of an abuser. One of the most banally horrifying things about this administration is that there is no subtext, no dog whistles, no need for interpretive work. It's all just explicit racism and cruelty.

Excerpt from NYT article that reads:
20/8/2025, 4:24:05 AM | 2344 800 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LJ (@coffeecurls.bsky.social) reposted

Stupid sexy Flanders...

Image shows pavement cracked in the image of a shapely bottom - wording relates to a Simpsons episode in which Homer finds Ned Flanders sexy
20/8/2025, 10:29:02 AM | 4962 805 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

Fookin’ genius…!!! 🤪

19/8/2025, 9:52:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

“Ladies and gentlemen…. … Radioactive Shrimp.”

19/8/2025, 5:42:18 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture satumma (@satumma.bsky.social)

A “scorcher” is quite likely exactly how the old gentleman at the general store would describe today.

19/8/2025, 5:36:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view