lol a friend passed me this screen shot. Have to admit it’s pretty spot on and funny all at once #foodsky #hospitality
lol a friend passed me this screen shot. Have to admit it’s pretty spot on and funny all at once #foodsky #hospitality
This should be getting far more attention from the media, and it should be investigated as a hate crime. A 14-year-old Black teen was targeted, beaten, and dehumanized with racial slurs by white teens while people stood around cheering. 1/4
That's thoroughly swell!
Dust N' Bones is a good one. 14 Years is pretty swell. You Ain't The First, Pretty Tied Up, and It's So Easy are nifty tunes, too. I don't suppose I really have a favorite G-n-R song, though
Without saying Welcome to the Jungle, fav Guns N' Roses Song?
In the 1930s, Listerine cigarettes were created. The tobacco was infused with the same antiseptic oils used in the mouthwash for a "cooling and soothing effect." Listerine cigarettes were evidently not very popular because there is almost no record of their existence.
A writer I like reposted one of my posts concerning a project he has coming out in a few months. With a typo. Again, a writer I like reposted my typo-infested post. Summinabeetches. When I look at the screenshot of that notification, my soul cringes
I was of an age to find it quite hilarious when it came out. I still have it on a DVD that came glued to the top of a Papa John's pizza box. And McCarthy & Silverman? Could've been the new Lemon/Matthau! The new Lewis/Martin! Thr new Pryor/Wilder! If only they'd been given the chance!
Richard Kiel! I saw him in an episode of The Rifleman a few days ago
Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice FACTS YOU WON'T SEE ON FOX Alabama has a homicide rate 290% higher than California’s, but Fox News is choosing to ignore that. Mississippi’s homicide rate is 380% California’s, yet FOX NEWS refuses to cover it!
Pretty snazzy view walking the dog (one of 'em, anyway) yesterday #Bham #RedMountain #BirminghamAlabama
Here's a thing I did, like, 18 or 19 years ago Listen to Smoke & Mirrors by Scott Brewster on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/3UGGvGKF7uvi...
Hey @broncotruck.dissky.com 👀👀
I think his whole deal would improve greatly if someone were to help him swallow several of his teeth
So, here's lil' 'Soka. She's not so raggedy anymore, and has apparently decided I'm her person. Also pictured: yours truly
If we could get a giant bronze U. S. Grant taking a dump on the ol' stars-n-bars erected in Linn Park in downtown Birmingham, Alabama... that'd be swell
We get these little popcorn storms almost every afternoon. Thunder, pouring rain... lasts 20 minutes, then the damn sun comes out, and everything is just... steamy. Stupid weather.
So, what's it like at YOUR job?
We talked about this movie at my job just last week! My coworker said their first album was the first hip-hop record he owned. Bought for him by his mother, at a grocery store, for (I think he said...) $7.99
I hope this brightens your day as much as it has mine
This is true!
If you see this, post a witch...
If you see this post a witch.
Today I learned that the Harmonia Gardens set for HELLO DOLLY! was reused the following year for BENEATH THE PLANET OF THE APES.
I tried one. I feel like they ruined half a bottle of Sprite and also ruined half a bottle of tea
I dislike that guy.
Someone found a cheat code
Looks very similar to 1980s Alabama
I've never even met a kgb agent... wait... you mean trump. Yeah. What a sucker
How do you send a suck-job to someone's inbox?
Modern Problems, ain't it?
As they used to say in the old country: Yep.
This is a buddy of a buddy. I just heard it for the first time. It's pretty swell youtu.be/8tg8OrvGpUA?...
Pulp Fiction has a Honey Bunny
Just get two 2Ks
Jaime Pressly surprises fans at The Margaret bar in Alabama: ‘Thank you for lighting up the place!’ - al.com share.google/PABE7cph5L33...
I used to be the muffin man. Then I got promoted and it was always Time To Make The Doughnuts.
Zero arguments
I mean, if I was standing between that blonde person and Judge Drunkypants, I'd probably look as sketched out and ill at ease as ol' Kash. He looks like he's about to lose his virginity in the worst threesome ever and he's scared that one of their ho-ho-dillies might have teeth
I'll fight about a Muffaletta.
There were at least 5 Ahsoka Tano collars to choose from! I was quite surprised
I just took a catnip squirrel (and a lemur) off of its card, like, two minutes ago. Also, that's a swell lookin' kitty ya got there!
Or regular sized ones
If I see BREAKING and your name isn't three letters, I'm probably not watching or reading whatever recycled shit you're selling
In 1949, Superman told schoolchildren “our country is made up of Americans of MANY different races, religions and national origins. So… “…if YOU hear anybody talk against anyone else because of his religion, race or national origin — don’t wait: tell him THAT KIND OF TALK IS UN-AMERICAN.”
Karl: The transformation has been gradual and unmistakable. By February, some golden urns on the mantle. April, gold adornments appear on the walls. By July, it's gold everywhere. Just this week more scaffolding popped up, even more new gold trim appeared.
New sneaks
Without saying Liar Liar, fav Jim Carrey Film?
I'd like to announce that I, too, shall be returning to theaters for the 50th anniversary of Star Wars
I think i just found my favorite sentence
Christine by Stephen King, The Eagle's Brood by Jack Whyte, The Throat by Peter Straub, and Fools Crow by James Welch
Crazy, I know, but we have four cats and all of them have cat food breath! Well, Reggie's smell like cigarettes and old beer sometimes, but also cat food. Weird
That might be the smarmiest looking son of a bitch I've ever seen
Honeyfuggle [HUHN-ee-FUHG-uhl] *Also honeyfackle, honeyfugle, honeyfogle* (v.) -To flatter or sweet-talk to get what you want. -To wheedle, blandish or cajole; to ballyhoo. Used in a sentence: “Oh, sweetie, if you think you can honeyfuggle me with your your mellifluous compliments—think again!”
I worked at Ruby Tuesday from 1993 to '97. Good times. Incredibly drunken times. But good ones.
@sonyaoldssom.bsky.social Way down here in Birmingham, Alabama, I saw this and immediately thought of your own self...
Without saying Ghost, fav Demi Moore Film?
Meet MACC’s Hubba Bubba Baby. Apple Juice is 8 months old and 47 lbs. He’s a kissoholic and doesn’t care who knows it. He loves playing zoomies with his friends, rolling in the grass, and can’t wait for you to fall in love with him. #adopt #dog #nashville
That dark-haired lady seems like an asshole
Legendary
This might not be the worst thing I ever did. Recorded 13 years ago. Video thingy from some time between then and now youtu.be/sw7H6y397vM?...
goodoneshow Bill Burr
I surely am a sucker for a little ol' bitty ol' kitty kitty
It's been a good, long while since I shut the fuck up. Do you have any suggestions on how to get started? Like, do I ease in? Or do I just, ya know, clam up?
Sporadically, and one at a time.
Love me a bit of Sade.
I've bought books by authors I follow on Bluesky after learning about them here. I'd have bought the books no matter where I learned of them, though. The opportunity to interact with writers here seems greater than other social media sites to me, and I dig that.
Gorgeous
Ted Cruz probably shits on rugs.
Im sure I'm the only one who feels this way, as I tend toward the cantankerous and curmudgeonly, but I find that Mike Johnson guy very creepy and off-putting and I don't like him.
Can’t get enough of these videos. @diaperdiplomacy-m.bsky.social is a must-follow.
Congratulations! Margot is an excellent name for a lovely little human
Aaaaaaand that's exactly the reason I own 27,451 pairs of reading glasses
PSA on links: On Bluesky, there’s no limit to the number of links you can share, and they will receive the same visibility as your other posts 💙
"Are you wearing th—" "The Tecovas x Chili’s cowboy boots made from Chili’s booth leather? Yeah, I am."
Eat the cheeseburger
Finally, some good news. People Magazine has confirmed that Pamela Anderson, 58, and Liam Neeson, 73, are dating.
Reckon I might buy a fuckin' Ford Ranger.
I need more of these.
Baretta youtu.be/ziCvUyiDTAI?...
Name 4 TV Shows you're addicted to.
The Clone Wars, Star Wars Rebels, The Expanse, and The Rifleman
I don't have pep in my step I have dread in my tread, a grudge in my trudge, woe in my go
Currently 91°F and 56% humidity here in the Magic City. If'n ya ain't gotta go outdoors, stay your ass in some AC
I'm a sucker for a pair of pants I don't need but only cost 5 bucks, and I'm not ashamed to admit it
My most deeply held belief is Fuck Mike Johnson
All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.
That is now in my brain forever and ever
Without saying We Didn't Start the Fire, fav Billy Joel Song?
*sigh* I'm gonna go with... youtu.be/a_XgQhMPeEQ?...
Gaslighting much?
I'm far away in Alabama, but good morning, Senator!
Without saying Ironic, fav Alanis Morissette Song?
@oregonthedm.bsky.social This crossed my feed and I felt I had to curse you with this knowledge as well.
I mean there is no damn soul left in that husk of a man! Empty. Vacant and void. He sold himself out and whew! I bet he regrets it. No takesy-backsies when it's a deal with the devil, though
Ha! The most recent text from my girlfriend...
