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All these people could be more efficient just saying fourteen words.
Unambiguously.
God, this headline must have been torture for you guys.
If it has ads, its no longer RedZone.
I think the closed caption was literally "SHORYUKEN"
Penny Arcade did this bit already. Almost 16 years ago. www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/1...
I like whenever people try to justify voting for Jill Stein.
He's a bigot. Just call him a bigot.
In this country, that's just garden variety conservative these days.
That was my "Oh, word?" moment for the team as well. DeJean meeting Henry for an open field tackle and putting him in the ground.
God, I am so tired of the US importing mediocre British conservatives.
Why would I want that?
I think the credulity toward Platner is at least related to the reports that Schumer is trying to recruit a 77 year old to run for the seat. I don't know if Platner is good or bad but I know he isn't 77.
I like to think Lurie did this as a troll of Goodell.
Me, a 40s cishet white dude, watching all these others complain about being bullied
I think this might be Stephen Cheung but, also yes.
Mamdani's people keep anonymously leaking "Tungsten Arm O'Doyle" and Cuomo uses it in the debate, and Mamdani just smiles into the camera. The trap is sprung.
Sure. This was never about the announcement. It was about proof of life. This is going to devolve, almost immediately, into him saying speculating about his death is libelous, if not treasonous.
Big man needs to get a brace on that knee.
Then we played a board game called Thunder Road and I gotta say, that game rules.
Even they are tired of mealy mouthed Democrats who are incapable of doing anything and a guy who pushes back is going to break through. Again, this is not "GN is the future." This is "there is an opening for someone who loudly pushes back and is an asshole to Trump."
The response was somewhere along the lines of "Hell yeah, Gavin Newsome. We hail our troll king and finally someone has a spine." I very much doubt they know anything else about Newsome or any of his policies. The point is, regular voters are desperate for someone who pushes back.
Okay. This is not a "Gavin Newsome is the future and you need to get on board post." But last week, I was on a discord with some friends and we were talking a little politics. They aren't super high information/terminally online guys like I am. But, they brought up Gavin Newsome.
I think Congress is going to be less compliant. Once Trump goes, they're all going to eat each other to be the next Trump. That's where Vance's lack of juice is going to come in. No one is afraid of him and so no one will feel threatened to fall in line.
Thats always the trade off. Putting on a suit: Well, this fucking sucks... Catching yourself in a mirror: Hello, Mr. Sexy.
The weekend was fun because we got to pretend he was dead. But, now its the Tuesday after a three-day weekend and we've all got to go back to work.
All the creamer in the office is either oat milk or lactose free.
The announcement doesn't matter. He saw all the tweets speculating and celebrating he's dead so he needs to announce something.
Man. This UNC kid can sling it.
They'd be knifing each other in the back before the body was even cold.
Tush push it, TCU.
Oh, man. That stadium is emptyyyy.
The Fellowship of the Gary. The Two Garys. Return of the Gary.
Guys. Have some dignity.
"We need more leeches. His humours are unbalanced."
Our comedic timing is pretty good.
I know where this is going and have been expecting it but I need to take a detour. Raw Egg Nationalist? Like, what are we doing people?
I heard Trump was dead, so is it really the Trump administration? Who is actually running this?
I heard Trump was dead, so how is this possible?
Carson Beck looks sickly.
Its about balance.
I got AIDS. So. Thats a thing.
A thing I always appreciate is the touchdown primal scream. You must feel like a god in that moment.
But that's what they are expecting!
The Virginia Tech hand gesture feels like its obscene...
FOOTBALL!
I'm rooting for 11-10.
I am wearing my Saquon reverse hurdle tshirt at this game and have gotten four "Go Birds!" so far.
I HATE COLLEGE INSTANT REPLAY
I LOVE THE SAFETY DANCE
On my way to watch him right now!
Bit of a deep pull but...
Listening to @robertmays.bsky.social, @qbklass.bsky.social and Dave preview the Packers before they knew about the Micah Parsons trade is pretty funny. I feel like every problem they had with the defense is just solved with Parsons.
Everybody dies eventually.
Look, I know you guys love Trump, and I know calling this illegal gives you hives, but I truly do not understand how I can ever take the New York Times seriously as a newspaper ever again if all this finally ends.
Eagles fans this morning... 😂
So, what. 2 years until it declares bankruptcy?
My junior associate's boyfriend is a Cowboys fan. I am sending her messages to pass along.
What are the Cowboys at now?
🤣
No, but make sure you take a big drink right as you check the news.
Oh, well, Kenny Clark. I mean, when someone hangs that deal on you, you gotta take it and run. *googles Kenny Clark Lol. Lmao.
Bruh
Okay, look. Go Birds and everything, okay? But if the Packers win the Super Bowl, I think I might die laughing.
Man, I can't wait for the emergency podcasts to start spinning up.
On the one hand, lol Cowboys. What a hilarious self own. Clown show of an organization. On the other hand, goddammit, the Packers? Really? You couldn't do something silly like send him to Tennessee or some shit?
Okay, but hear me out... What if you wanted to fake your death and move to another country? Huh? Think about it.
With confidence! But, no seriously, fuck 'em.
I don't personally have much of an opinion on salary caps. But I do think baseball, especially, needs a salary floor. Sports is only fun if people are trying to win and there are too many team owners who don't care about winning.
The idea that floating a trade is a threat from the Cowboys to Parsons is really funny to me. "If you don't agree to our deal, we'll trade you to someone who will pay you more money! Don't make us do it!"
It already appears on one of my block lists.
Which someone would pay me $6k a month not to deal with me...
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Wow, this is incredibly stupid.
And the Chiefs still can't do shit about it.
A third AND Tanner? You'd be out of your mind.
Mom and Pop transnational corporation. Hm. Nope... still nothing.
Weirdly, I feel like the answer is yes and no. Like, absolutely not. But also, I could see him on some radio show saying "The Eagles wanted to give us top dollar for a player who only plays 12 games a year. I think that's a mighty fine deal for us."
I mean, the best (and most unrealistic!) scenario is they trade him to the Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles.
I went to the Super Bowl but my favorite may have been the Peach Bowl between Texas and Arizona State just for my friend's wife's reaction to my other friend's zeal and lust for screaming "SKATTEBOOOOOOOO!!!!" and to see her screaming internally during all the OT's.
This man is an evil, conspiracy addled, quack.
The third one is also really good.
"Yeah, the guy who directed Black Panther." "Isn't it kind of weird they let a weird British dude do it?" In retrospect, there were some clues I was... mistaken.
No joke, absolutely sincere, I got him mixed up with Steve Coogan. Like, I thought they were the same guy and I just never remembered the name right.
Could be a distraction from kitchen table issues...
I think it's patriotism cosplay. The Constitution says they can own guns and there's a warped attitude that buying guns is fulfilling some pact with America.
Well, he's a piece of shit.
Go Birds.