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@scruss.bsky.social

aka Stewart Russell: hairy old Scottish nerdy git living in Toronto

created September 7, 2023

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Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

they do the best blinks

3/9/2025, 1:28:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

so it was a straight cover, then

2/9/2025, 9:26:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

wait, there was subtlety in "Leave It"? The best thing about 90125 is that it's not as bad as Big Generator. tiny me loved 90125, though: so much so I plotted out the cover art on my home computer

2/9/2025, 9:14:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

Usually the hat's enough, but high-vis is next level wizarding

2/9/2025, 3:39:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

Aww, he was a good un.

2/9/2025, 3:07:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

I read that too quickly as "the late Gerry Love" and I was like no no no don't no not that no, cannot ... I am glad that GL is alive and well

1/9/2025, 11:53:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephen Collins (@stephencollins.bsky.social) reposted

Happy birthday a day late to Gerry Love, who should have been knighted by now for this song youtu.be/jdeqYx-9-AQ?...

1/9/2025, 8:37:32 PM | 71 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social)

it can only be Arms of Love — www.youtube.com/watch?v=00fy...

1/9/2025, 11:39:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture woj (@woj.bsky.social) reposted

rabbit rabbit

The September 2025 Demotivational calendar. The title is FRIENDSHIP and the picture shows six people at the beach all jumping up into the air together with their arms stretched out and up. The caption below says,
1/9/2025, 12:40:46 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social)

Very tiny ant mimic spider on our house wall, I hope not too late for #InverteFest

A small black vaguely ant-shaped critter with huge jaws scurrying about on a rough red brick wall
31/8/2025, 7:24:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

Not sure I can embed the video I took of them, but here is a link scruss.com/blog/2025/04...

31/8/2025, 2:23:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social)

Most Old Scottish Guy Saturday night shop ever: meat, bleach, oatcakes.

31/8/2025, 2:18:45 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

aren't they lovely wee things? I was impressed by the white suckers in my local stream, but ...

31/8/2025, 12:45:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

I just remembered bombed-out places, still there in Glasgow in the 1970s. This would also have been the era of the frankly scary "junk playground". Builds character, if the tetanus don't get you

31/8/2025, 12:40:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social)

Thousands of climbing catfish filmed scaling waterfalls — www.science.org/content/arti... #squee

31/8/2025, 12:16:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd have expected it to see the whole of the moon

31/8/2025, 12:12:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rom comrade (@savasavasava.bsky.social) reposted

are there any free or cheap shows (art, music, whatever) happening in Toronto in the next few months that might broadly be thought of as popular culture? asking for my students

30/8/2025, 10:21:23 PM | 1 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

particularly funny it's from the defunct Del Monte. A local restaurant has these (or very similar) for serving, and they're surprisingly not-terrible

30/8/2025, 8:47:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

plus noise of dog-claws on carpet

30/8/2025, 2:25:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

I saw a couple of those today too! The males have an incredible iridescent stripe on the leading edge of their wings. It's very thin, but it glints beautifully

30/8/2025, 2:24:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

I can hear this picture

29/8/2025, 9:32:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

At least he hasn't fucked off with the money and built a house with it ... yet. (That was a Canadian 3D printer Kickstarter guy)

29/8/2025, 9:28:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

He had so much money he didn't need to care

29/8/2025, 7:01:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social)

fuck, first jet fighter of the airshow #toronto #dammit #noise

29/8/2025, 4:12:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rob Cruickshank (@robcruickshank.bsky.social) reposted

enhance!

28/8/2025, 4:41:41 PM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social)

Anyone ever had a carton of milk with a puck of (I assume/hope) cream at the bottom? I've got one here that feels like it has a glass or more left, but it won't pour out. Milk tasted fine, and it is in code.

28/8/2025, 7:51:33 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social)

Metrolinx, Dark Lord Preventer of GTA Mobility, has claimed Don Mills & Eglinton again, this time for his evil "Ontario Line" scheme Science Centre station (now generic 'Don Mills') on the nearby Crosstown remains closed, as he wills it.

28/8/2025, 6:18:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

"raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock", as the saying goes

28/8/2025, 5:06:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

Originally an XTC track, and a minor hit in the UK.

28/8/2025, 5:03:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Patrick Vallely (@pjvphotography.bsky.social) reposted

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

A pika sits on a mossy rock. Tighter crop of the same pika, focusing on its head. An even tighter crop, focusing more on the pika's eye. An extremely tight crop of the pika's eye, emphasizing their reflection of an early morning mountain scene.
28/8/2025, 4:18:28 PM | 41738 10348 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture woj (@woj.bsky.social) reposted

tag yourself i'm Einstürzende Töfü

The WFMU Band Name Generator Kit - it's like fridge poetry magnets but with words from known and unknown band names that you can mix and match endless. In my infinite wisdom, I never split it up into individual words so it's one big block of words arranged in a rectangle.
27/8/2025, 9:43:52 PM | 22 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

last + first on next line makes some classics: Screaming Soul, Pants Ethereal, Psychotic Sugar, Fudge Howlin', Fetalettes, Polluted UK, Kittens, Las Android, Legendary Playboys, Limited Hawk, Whistlin' Beast, High Spit, MC Hideous, Basement Feline, Maggot Peppermint, Robot Eyeball, ...

28/8/2025, 1:18:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

My mum used to make that

27/8/2025, 8:52:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey, I'm originally Scottish Presbyterian, and I'm offended. Don't you know we're the most corrupt and sleazy bastards ever to walk this earth?

27/8/2025, 8:50:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

I miss the Tamil gangs having shoot-outs on the 401 where hundreds of shots were fired but nobody was hurt.

27/8/2025, 8:46:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

having rushed to complete my passport application, the first time any passport office in the GTA can look at it is ... September 25th. (Not that I need this in a hurry, but sooner would've been better)

27/8/2025, 2:39:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

These look like an improvement on the originals (which I can't eat anyway). Never liked the goo in the middle, though

27/8/2025, 2:36:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

As with my late dad: it was the only words they had for the situation. I took it as a mix of loving concern plus a little bit of pride in us that we could afford things he couldn't have, at the same age

27/8/2025, 1:39:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

Humbucker and a Bigsby. Nice mix.

27/8/2025, 1:36:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

Operation North Pole?

27/8/2025, 1:34:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

I wasn't expecting a cat (it had been raining heavily) and I thought the yells were a bird in a tree. Then I got a soft headbutt to the shin, and looked down

26/8/2025, 11:53:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooh, he looks really like his dad (trumpeter Ross MacManus) in this. Also, EC's early sound is ska-adjacent, which might explain his early signing to Two Tone

26/8/2025, 11:30:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social)

Got yelled at by a (loud) new friend

A grey tabby cat strides out purposefully on a wet road
26/8/2025, 9:52:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

Must be a borrow. Scarborough people have complained for years

26/8/2025, 9:31:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yr esteemed author in full-on rain dork mode

A man in a soaked nylon rain poncho and a Tilley hat holds his bare arm up to support the camera for a selfie. His face is hidden, but you can see his long brown hair and thick glasses
26/8/2025, 9:30:02 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

We don't? We quite often get one circling over Scarborough for hours

26/8/2025, 8:45:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

He's such a clueless git, an utter failson

26/8/2025, 8:40:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

I was always immune to the Dutch and Danish colleagues who'd try to hit me with salt liquorice.

26/8/2025, 8:39:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

That vaguely reminds me that there was some medical precautions that Bassett's took on their production line. Must ask my brother But now, a Scottish liquorice thing: sugarolly water ...

26/8/2025, 8:35:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

Chewing licorice root is right out, then

26/8/2025, 8:27:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

"liquorice toxicity often requires hospitalization" ... yer wot?

26/8/2025, 7:10:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

It is, but I'm in the wild east. The Tamil studio that used to process my film has gone: they never held back on the colour so prints came out psychedelic. I'm sure I can find something closer

26/8/2025, 6:40:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

moar fun with Canadian passport application PDF: "... use Adobe Reader 10 or higher to open it". Urgh. (I've given up on the online application idea)

26/8/2025, 4:59:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

Once tried to book a car there ...

26/8/2025, 4:57:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

Strong 'do not eat' vibe

26/8/2025, 2:46:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

Warden Woods, though small, is impressive too. Between Warden and Vic Park, it's the only place in the city I've seen a Pileated Woodpecker

26/8/2025, 1:57:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

one of the Liberty, MO skinks

a small brown striped skink basks on a sunny concrete wall
26/8/2025, 1:51:30 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

we have a family of what you thought you read hanging out here

26/8/2025, 1:48:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social)

Envious: Catherine is staying in a house which has a family of skinks living in the porch ... And I am not

26/8/2025, 12:54:24 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

With our huge Persian community, we get good ones, roasted locally in Toronto

26/8/2025, 12:53:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

very low altitude aircraft, basically

25/8/2025, 11:55:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

You've had real Iranian ones, haven't you?

25/8/2025, 11:52:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

Born in the late 1960s, I just caught the tail end of the relentless UK promotion of hovercraft. Turns out, apart from a very few specific applications, they're not great all-terrain vehicles, they're loud, use lots of fuel and can be quite fragile.

25/8/2025, 11:49:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

All of my local ones claim to be able to do this, except I've never seen any staff who might be entrusted with it

25/8/2025, 2:46:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

Relieved. You don't want to mess with that stuff. At least you don't have a made-of-radioactive-alloy Bomarc missile ... although with lee cyborg, "not yet" is the likely option

25/8/2025, 11:57:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

Supernova? Nah, just a pilfered Lithium Thionyl Chloride battery going up off the Crab nebula

25/8/2025, 11:52:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social)

wanna renew a Canadian passport online? * the window for applications opens at 7 am Eastern. They're currently full by 7:40. Sorry, westerners. * You have to get a physical photo plus a digital photo. At a photo place. Not on your phone, nope nope nope

25/8/2025, 11:46:21 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

and here's the official guide "Radium Luminous Devices: Tips for your Safety" - api.cnsc-ccsn.gc.ca/dms/digital-...

25/8/2025, 1:43:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

so pretty!

25/8/2025, 1:29:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't forget the acres of plastic tat that they try to foist on you

24/8/2025, 8:39:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

tried; can't work out the spacing or direction, unless it's mostly composed of K, G, S and W

24/8/2025, 6:15:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

let me get my decoder coin, then ...

24/8/2025, 6:03:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

my basement brings it all year round

24/8/2025, 5:58:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

If I were better at copying Morse, I'm sure that border's trying to tell me something

24/8/2025, 2:49:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Wendy Miller (@burrowingowl.bsky.social) reposted

I'm gonna need a good car wash after today!🪶

24/8/2025, 1:30:56 PM | 1202 202 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Boba Fett's codpiece (@seascribble.bsky.social) reposted

Martha Wells Humblebundle in support of World Central Kitchen. Highly recommend. www.humblebundle.com/books/martha...

23/8/2025, 6:50:16 PM | 1010 777 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

It's just at the Lansdowne / St Clair streetcar turn. I thought I saw it when walking to HackLab

23/8/2025, 10:36:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

So we fell for a mark-to-market scam. Ontario's the rube here

23/8/2025, 8:42:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

The one on Bloor moved, right? I took my niece to it when she was exactly the right age. She was that mix of delighted and horrified from which lasting memories are made

23/8/2025, 8:37:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

They'll probably sneak parking into their "extras"

23/8/2025, 8:25:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah; just checked Via rail schedule - last train out of Toronto is 18:38. Likely too limiting for you. It's a shame, as it's a pretty town and the station is right in the middle. Sorry. The VIA trains are pretty inflexible

21/8/2025, 10:26:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

outside Toronto, you're not going to get bearable pub near station and nearish hotel. Some of the other cities have transit that's still "get you to/from work" and nothing else. Wild suggestion: Port Hope. Pretty. 1 hr east by train. Walkable. Has decent food and pubs. Very slightly radioactive

21/8/2025, 10:08:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

I see your cultural translation, and raise you: chip off the old block

21/8/2025, 7:13:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

Chances of many, many Irn Bru bottle caps buried alongside. I remember this was a big deal when it opened, and there was outcry that the city "wasted" money on it

21/8/2025, 7:10:55 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

I liked his cameos in Robyn's book

21/8/2025, 3:48:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social)

@robcruickshank.bsky.social re-confirmed: Nova Era sugar doughnuts really are the gold standard. It's the proper yeast dough that makes them perfect

21/8/2025, 3:47:32 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ray Newman (@raynewman.bsky.social) reposted

FICTION: The Newhamstead Goblin – “In the daytime it’s alright. You don’t see it, not a sign. Maybe the odd footprint. Maybe a big pile of shit. Maybe an upturned car. You ignore it, though. Well, you have to, don’t you? You just get on with your life.” precastreinforced.co.uk/2025/08/21/f...

21/8/2025, 6:52:08 AM | 40 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

[Bolex H-16 energy intensifies]

20/8/2025, 2:25:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michèle Champagne (@michhham.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

If you’re interested in capture, I worked with @vassb.bsky.social, @friendscndm.bsky.social, and Jim Balsillie’s team at Centre for Digital Rights on the art direction, edit, and site for Regulatory Capture Lab. It focused on American Big Tech’s capture of the feds, but it’s a great primer.

19/8/2025, 10:05:05 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

... I found it

19/8/2025, 9:42:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

I will add it to the (small) pile when it surfaces again

19/8/2025, 8:12:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, when you know that the chair of the CIRB is the former chief counsel for Air Canada, the Section 107 is in the bag. The chair should have recused, at the very least.

19/8/2025, 8:05:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

the only one I can find plugs into ancient iPods. I thought I'd added a couple of Si4713 FM Stereo Transmitters to my last Universal Solder order, but no, dangit

19/8/2025, 5:25:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social)

The chair of the CIRB, who decided that Air Canada flight attendants were striking illegally, was senior counsel at Air Canada for seven years … 🤔 (via mefi) www.cirb-ccri.gc.ca/en/about-us/... #AirCanada

19/8/2025, 5:24:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah, not when I've got Canadian-strength antihistamines (unavailable in the USA).

19/8/2025, 1:33:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

as a fellow Stu, he seems quite a cheery one. I usually operate at the fury of a million suns level

19/8/2025, 1:25:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social)

Waded through a dog strangling vine thicket to retrieve next door kids' footballs, and now my arms are coming out in hives. fuck my allergic life.

19/8/2025, 12:20:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pop Crave (@popcrave.com) reposted

Food reviewers NinaUnrated and Patrick Blackwood were involved in a crash while filming.

18/8/2025, 8:16:28 PM | 918 143 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

bloody cyclists!

18/8/2025, 11:11:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture scruss (@scruss.bsky.social) reply parent

PP has the "eyes too close together" problem

18/8/2025, 11:09:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view