Umbrella? That’s a bit on the nose, innit?
Neither liberal, nor atheist. But 100% voting like one. Chief Tyrol: one day when this is all over, guys like that are gonna get strung up. Guys like you and me, we’re gonna be there, tying the knots, making them tight.
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Umbrella? That’s a bit on the nose, innit?
Are people actually considering him as a viable candidate in… (checks calendar)… 2025? I’m happy to watch him troll this administration, but I feel like we’ll be saying “who? Oh… that guy” by 2027.
My favorite evergreen Molly Ivins quote: "I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag."
Dude is a fucking master of his craft.
This is a permanent stain on our nation’s honor. If there is an afterlife, these clips should be the first thing those agents have to answer for.
This image reminds me: the anti-ATF crowd has been really quiet recently. Wonder what happened to them…
And if you’re poor and need a kidney? Fuck you.
So if the American people elect a leftist socialist in 2028 who systematically breaks large monopolies, implements universal healthcare, and implements universal basic income, he’s going to be cool with it?
Seeing the free facial recognition squares showing up in a live broadcast is a bit dystopian.
I hope this is an extremely painful experience for them.
That’s some straight up gestapo shit.
Tim Clancy’s Goodnight Moon
How far is the gap between V and Nemesis?
It’s fine either way. Very occasionally I miss the area, and thing I hear about shit like this happening.
Probably not too far from Dothan then.
Dare I ask what town?
Have some nitpicks, but VI is by far my favorite of the TOS films.
Oh! I didn’t realize the story was fake. I only knew it from the Flyleaf song.
I should really give Tuca & Birdie a shot then.
Do you believe in god? Is probably a Columbine reference.
These were good looking cards.
Promise?
Nah, Scotty secretly loves that shit. Because you don’t have to put a ticket in when you’re breaking the rules.
Oh jeeze. The number of people I want to @ with this…
Turns out, Ukraine does have the cards.
Thank goodness. It was homogenized like 🥛last time I visited.
Wow. My siblings grew up in a part of Alpharetta that later became Milton. Hell must be a little chilly right now.
Not just a scab, but an illiterate one at that.
Good for them.
Especially not Usha.
He has no fucking clue of the fire he’s playing with. He might think he does. But he absolutely does not.
“At this point it's become impossible for me to maintain a relationship with Reuters given its role in justifying and enabling the systematic assassination of 245 journalists in Gaza. I owe my colleagues in Palestine at least this much, and so much more.” - Valerie Zink
Thankfully, charisma is one of the many ways Vance is worse. The system only works if you have loyalists, and ain’t nobody gonna be loyal to ol’ couch fucker.
I can only assume she asked that with a healthy dose of sarcasm.
Are fascists always this pathetically needy?
That has got to be most chicken shit answer I’ve ever heard coming from the mouth of a Marine. Starting to think there’s a reason he never made it past corporal.
Is that a moon mammoth shirt?
I don’t think you’re ready for big skelly. 🎶
NM: different Cadillac.
lol! Two guys just bid on some scrub tier TE I put up.
LMAO, I just tricked somebody into bidding for Harrison Butker.
20mg edible, PHENOMENAL 13% Imperial Stout from Fat Orange Cat, and my fantasy football draft. For just one night, Imma act like things are good.
That’s a compliment coming from that motherfucker.
You might be 100% correct about everything, and I honestly believe you have the best intentions. But whatever comes after this administration, is not going to be friendly to any of that.
Not washing dishes and flatware is just plain gross. As someone who doe the dishes every night, I couldn’t live like that. The coffee mug? I’ve met people who never wash theirs, can’t say I get it, but it’s a thing.
Torpedo protection? Nah, we’re just going to zig-a-zig-ah.
Or anyone else for that matter.
You bastard, that was brilliant.
Right? Like I just need a fucking break sometimes.
The longer they hold back the churn, the worse it’s going to be when it comes.
At least they’re keeping it real with the hong bao.
Basically a Ro Laren series.
Honestly, I just found out last night. It’s was how under the radar this is.
Wait, he didn’t even make NCO? Fuck that explains so much.
Yo, that’s gotta be a TOS violation at the very least. Like it’s obviously disturbing on multiple levels, but even by twitter’s standards that’s fucked up.
If this story came out of China, we’d all talk about how terrible it’d be to live in such an authoritarian surveillance state.
This fucking afterbirth is the reason our framers sought to avoid standing armies. Homelessness in our capital is never a good look, but the only countries that deploy troops to their capitals are the ones that seek subvert the will of their citizens.
The font looks off for some reason. Like someone put a sticker over the original copy.
Eternal pain.
They’re doing everything but begging for someone to get shot. Create a powder keg, lay down some gunpowder, then send an invite to everyone who already believes the bullshit to come to DC and light a match. You just know this is Miller’s idea. Even as a Nazi, he’s an uncreative hack.
Ha, that’s my daughter’s favorite as well.
Golden, idol, and what it sounds like?
Quote post with your favorite GIF:
Trans rights are, in fact, human rights. Pass it on.
Can’t wait until a hurricane hits the gulf coast and they governors have to explain why the national guard can’t respond due to their DC deployments.
At this point, Cuomo’s only objection is that he isn’t the top.
Huh. That’s a really good idea. Should get right on that. (Related: I pass the absolute dullest looking coffee shop on my way to grand central every evening. But I guess that’s what the algorithm wants)
Have either of them endorsed Mamdani yet?
Most of their journalists have left, so I think it should just be MS OW.
What’s the over/under for congestive heart failure? Asking for my bookie.
Occupying DC automatically makes him the most successful president of the CSA.
What delightful place is this with pinball and an arcade?
This one, for sure.
This one’s a changeling, so that tracks.
Should I ever meet her, I pledge to extend her all the courtesy that she would extend you.
I too wish ill in JK Rowling. @bsky.app should reinstate @jessiegender immediately.
“So when are you having kids?” “What do you mean? I already have tw… oh my god, where are my kids?! Have any of you seen my babies?!”
Putin: “now, tell them your name.” Tfg: “my name is reek”
Dang man. His stoop really is getting quite bad. Love that for his senile ass.
We have one floating around my office. There’s a steep learning curve with it.
Collaborators, all of them.
I find it tough to buy the idea that regulations are crippling our economy when JPMorgan Chase is wrapping up construction on one of the tallest buildings in the western hemisphere.
I threw the sandwich, you fucking cocksucker.
Well, they’re going to eventually. But not by choice.
Thank you, btw.
Huh. Honestly not what I would have expected.
So, who’s gonna break-check him? Because you just know this dude tailgates.
Is there video? I would *hope* a roomful of doctors would cheer and agree, but also I don’t want to just assume it didn’t go over well, either.
Checking for any sandwiches over 6”.
Can you imagine if they added NCAAF and college hoops?
Have you forgotten about Into Darkness? I wouldn’t blame you if you did.
Hard pass if JJ’s attached to it.
Right? Maybe take some cues from Northern Ireland while they’re at it.
This administration is more than happy to celebrate confederates who took up arms against the US, while simultaneously minimizing the institution they took up arms to protect.
True. But, assuming it survived, Bismarck wasn’t going out like that. I mean, do you think Washington gets sent to the Pacific with Bismarck still operational? What about Prince of Wales? I don’t think it would have won the war, but I do think it would have changed what the outcome looked like.
I think it would have completely changed the war actually. The RN and USN were spread pretty thin for a while, having to keep Bismarck pinned in France would have spread them even thinner.
I’m kinda glad that my oldest is only entering 4th grade this year. Maybe by the time she gets to 7th or 8th, we’ll atleast have some handle on this shit.
