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Error Code 2-1-7 had hands. Couldn't even play.
I reskeet a lot. (Was on BlueSky before it opened the floodgates 2/6/2024. So not a bot.)
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Error Code 2-1-7 had hands. Couldn't even play.
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Bone Apple Tea.
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-- unless insane Word of Mouth happened.
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Being honest: I don't think K-POP Demon Hunters in theaters would've had the success it had on Netflix. The simple fact is that the release on Netflix was a "free" (with sub) check out, that blew up because it was suprisingly good. I don't think a theater release would've had the same impact --
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Screenname not hidden because it's the point of showing off, I laughed at this username for like a good solid five minutes the entire round as we went down the line (to a nailbiting loss).
expedition 60 prospect (@swolecialism.bsky.social) reposted
Destroys us economy through misunderstandings about economic concepts -> refuses to elaborate -> dies ?
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> sexcession
Technology Connections (@techconnectify.bsky.social) reposted
In my estimation, a lot of the people who have problems with Bluesky are so used to platforms just serving up the content buffet that they're unwilling to do the work to have a good experience here. That work is the social part of social media.
Jesse (@jesseltaylor.bsky.social) reposted
Bluesky is dying and as evidence, I am picking a fight with every user
Jake_Vig (@jakevig.bsky.social) reposted
Bluesky Needs To Welcome More Diverse Viewpoints To Grow, For Example, Thinly-Veiled Nazis Like Me
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We've never seen JD Vance and Jerry in the same room at the same time, have we?🤔 (This is a joke, Jerry)
hammancheez (@hammancheez.bsky.social) reposted
Kind of wild that a sudden surge in grammar and spelling and sentence coherence has the entire nation going “wait there’s no way our leader wrote that”
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WHEN I WAS A YOUNG SHITPOSTER MY ELDERS TOOK ME A DEAD WEBSITE...
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Like the only reason I have a LinkedIn profile is because I need it for job apps, I'm not there to rubshoulders with these sycophants and it's crazy they think I want that shit outside of LinkedIn.
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Yeah, but then who will they tell besides MS Co-pilot/bots that their coworker who is disabled pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and made $1m USD by the sweat of their brow. So everyone claps. ...And that person's name? Albert Einstein or whatever the meme goes.
skáld (@danglinghemmie.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
people get their first taste of social media that isn't simply an algorithmically driven information bubble and they can't stand it
skáld (@danglinghemmie.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
VC metrics brain motherfuckers. this isn't real life i don't need to be nice to people to make line go up here. you aren't my shitty coworker or the neighbor who's an asshole, i can avoid you
skáld (@danglinghemmie.bsky.social) reposted
"bsky is dying" just use threads man nobody cares. if this shit disappears im going back to the bodybuilding forums
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This is rich, because he's an INFOSEC GUY (apparently). Why the FUCK would you advertise the leaking information machine to people, especially businesses?
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Seriously. I'm not investor. Why the HELL would I care?
Calvinball Congress (@emericanjezebel.bsky.social) reposted
Every AI person needs to be purged from this site. “Great alternative to LinkedIn” Fuck off you dumb bitch
Davis Bickford (@davis.social) reposted reply parent
If you wanna look up words that were first used in your birth year, too 🙂 www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/
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Boomer article. Free to ignore.
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But how did he unzip those pants with his tiny arms?🤔
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Damn, why don't you donate some Jeni's Ice Cream™ to them, then?
Ahhhhh (@nerdjpg.com) reposted reply parent
It’s important for the American image that the pro wrestling remains believable
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"Brianna Wu follower" gave that one away.
good hyuck, babe! (@markpopham.bsky.social) reposted
Scully slapping one of these on the back of every lariat rental car as soon as she gets to the lot
Mx. Peacekeeper 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 (@mx-peacekeeper.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Some of these radical Never-Trumpers rn are like wandering ronin, masterless samurai looking for a honorable fight. And it is a bad time for the empire. The Shogun just stays inside his castle and never comes out. People say his brain is infected by devils. The Shogun says the people are not loyal.
Crockett Houghton (@crocketthoughton.bsky.social) reposted
I don't understand all the "hot girl summer" discourse, I went through the summer too, everyone was hot. Global warming is out of control.
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Sure would be a shame if someone with Heely's and a paint contraption in their pants wheels over the crosswalk. Haha, that would be so bad, huh?
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Well, it was fun for a bit but it's time to shelve wplacr, it's trash with trash owners/admins now.
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This "My Girl" sequel seems weird, Ian.
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Don't worry; it's still an expression of pain.
heikadog (@heika.dog) reposted
...but not illegal to say, "god, i want it to happen." because that's its own sentence. it's an incomplete sentence, but it may have nothing to do with the sentence before that, so, that's perfectly fine. perfectly legal.
Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reposted
What if we underestimated the magic bullet that got Kennedy, and somehow it survived and returned, and upon awakening hungered for another presidential sacrifice. That could be pretty cool.
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Yeah, Bond is very "Love/Hate" thing. Either you get Flemming is a raging misogynist and go with it because "power fantasy for men" (air quotes on this for not deeper discussion but just the attitude) or you don't. "Bond is smart, sexy, and kills men" is kind of the whole I.P.'s thing, essentially.
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No wait, Skyfall is Dench's last film. That's the one that is ok (but pretty bad plot) if you rode "M"/Dench's role from Goldeneye up to it. Spectre has some pretty good scenes but is kind of weak of a spy film. I remember the day of the dead scene and the skyscaper tower sniping as pretty ok.
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Dench swan song film (she retired the role with that one, and it's impact only works if you ignore reboot Bond and come from GoldenEye forward). I haven't gotten to No Time yet since it's not widely available on Streaming I use.
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Oh boy, if they're making you watch Bond films wait until you get to "Live and Let Die (1960)". 😬 Bond being a chauvinist is kind of his thing, Flemming's novels are rife with it (as you note) since that was the whole thing. You're not going to like Quantum and I think Spectre is fine but it's a
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Is that where "Lizzy's in a box" comes from?
Max 🇺🇸 🌐☯ (@maximumeffort433.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Biden gives the eulogy inshallah.
Screamer Jim (@screamerjim.bsky.social) reposted
Dude if he dies before Biden lmao
eyewitness intro pan flute (@yuzupool.bsky.social) reposted
everyone is doing a spirit bomb energy share on my feed and i dont know what for but i have an idea and if its what im thinking,
👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
hello shark, i’ve got some debt to offer you for purchase
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Mark, you could give me a cool $500,000 while that factory is being built so I could buy a house. Stop kidding yourself, man. You can walk and chew gum at the same time, dude.
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I said GOD DAMN at this reply to Mark because it's true: he could walk and chew gum at the same time on this issue.
expedition 60 prospect (@swolecialism.bsky.social) reposted
Theres really no point to scrolling your phone waiting to hear about the day it happens, if you are a Real American and live in a decent sized city you'll know from horns honking, fireworks, people spontaneously hollering, passing out drinks, etc
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*If* its happened, I need all of you to brace yourselves for even worse fascism since Vance is a Thiel puppet.
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Many such cases, underreported dick fart explosions. #sad!
hot jasper summer (@hoovybaby.bsky.social) reposted
The president had a massive fart building up and he tried to hold it in but it backfired out of his dick which violently exploded and he bled out and died. RIP.
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Probably because they get bopped like the nazis/CHUDs here (at least *I* block them anyway).
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Many (me) are saying this.
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This is a Prologue film to Death Stranding BTW. (Less than 4 stars and I riot, BTW, Katie)
skáld (@danglinghemmie.bsky.social) reposted
😏
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He really thought he cooked with that skeet.
Jordan (@slclunk.brighamyoungmoney.com) reposted reply parent
So if you’re coming into my replies to tell me about how it’s actually a good thing he’s doing this? Go fuck yourself.
Jordan (@slclunk.brighamyoungmoney.com) reposted
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You mean a jelly donut
Magnum, T.I.(M.) (@hydrationchimp.bsky.social) reposted
BREAKING: Mark Cuban has died (suffocated while trying to suck his own dick)
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I hate dating apps. I hate dating apps. I hate dating apps. I hate dating apps. I hate dating apps. I hate dating apps. Ahhhh. Why are all these so awful!?
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*Me hearing this pitch* Damn, that's hot!
Norm Charlatan (@normcharlatan.bsky.social) reposted
I would eat the radioactive shrimp. I don’t care anymore.
Gallifreyan Jedi (@jediofgallifrey.bsky.social) reposted
9 years ago an old man said literally everyone should have healthcare, for free, and online libs screamed that he was somehow unsafe for marginalized groups and these same people are now lining up behind a man who has nazis on his podcast and tells them they make valid points
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Error Code: 2-1-7?
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They get users to donate, generally. Heck, BlueSky was floating that until Why and Team decided to side with Jesse Singal over the trans cluster (who, for the record for late comers: built this site, not the liberals that came posts invite). Mark would know if he used the site during invite-only...
Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) reposted
this site is bad! it's going to fail! its user base has plateaued! it's not making any money! nobody here is smart except for me! everybody here is stupid! nobody is having any good discussions! i don't like being here! ok that's it for now. be back in 90 minutes
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> Do they have their own community ? Yes, but most of us don't see them because we block them. Since... they're nazis. Why do you want to platform Nazis, man?
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Some of them try to hide it. The ones without the User Join labeler are SUPER sus.
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GET THAT CHUDS ASS, MARTHA!
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Tyler, you can't be posting thirst traps in the evening, dude.
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Get her ass, king. ...Waiiiiiit a second...
bassofpj.bsky.social (@bassofpj.bsky.social) reposted
Death to Israel. Death to the IDF
Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Libs class-based contempt for the poor shines like radiation from a nuclear reactor and they wonder why their program plays like shit outside of cities.
gamera obscura (@ohrobin.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
On a day when we’re already mourning the deaths of children, seeing “it’s the only way they’ll learn” about hospital closures is unbearable cognitive dissonance.
gamera obscura (@ohrobin.bsky.social) reposted
If you have the gender neutral balls to post “don’t bail out rural hospitals until they vote Democrat,” you should have to kill every patient yourself, face to face. Just you and the living, breathing human being you’re so happy to condemn to death. Time to be a hero, sociopath.
bassofpj.bsky.social (@bassofpj.bsky.social) reposted
Plenty of websites on the web have survived without worrying about this venture capital crap you're crying about. For a guy who built his empire starting with Internet Radio, I'm kinda shocked that you're this blinkered when it comes to online culture. (Not really, you've always been a dummy)
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> it needs to generate revenue in some way. That's for the site admins to figure out. Not Cuban. Unless... Cuban is an investor in the site? Did he throw money into it like Jack "NFTs are cool!" Dorsey did before he was ran off this site by us invite-only-ers?
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Fact is, mods not banning him to protect the trans cluster is/was "there goes the neighborhood." Then Maddow advertised the site on her show and after the Election the site was over. Mark can whine all he wants, but the site was better when invite codes had to be used.
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Used to be first before Vance got here.
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> Do you think this site can survive with no revenue and a single demo ? Buddy, >Or do you not care if it survives COME ON DOWN! IT'S THIS TAKE THAT GETS YOU PUT ON THE "SKEET IS RIGHT!" *Price is Right theme song.wav* I'm not an investor, why the hell would I care? Are you a investor n the site?
regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 (@ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social) reposted
girl you *should* be taxed into poverty
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Sorry I'm tired of liberals that came over because of Rachel Maddow telling us we should throw Trans folks under the bus so they can win and be FECKLESS LOSERS™ like the last time they were in power? Site used to be better before Eternal November happened, hoenstly.
Kristi Yamaguccimane (@wapplehouse.bsky.social) reposted
Watching the Pod Save guys slowly be driven insane by staring into the moral abyss of a party they helped create the modern version of has been an absolutely perfect sweet spot of schadenfreude for me.
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Yeah, Kim's (while I wouldn't choose some of the options) understood the assignment best. Choi's, I'm sure is fine, but like the other two is a bit overkill (IMO), so like a distant second. The other two, though... *loud "Price is Right" incorrect buzzer.wav here*
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Kim (so far, nearly finished) is the only one IMO that seems to understand the assignment and is outright listing "if you don't have this at home, use X [like bacon over the meat]" which is extremely nice.
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and "twist" for them, and make it more "common working man" people as that's kind of house instant (dehydrated) ramen came about post-war. (Plus make it approachable for college kids)
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I was interested in the Shin one, but as soon as he started to do Truffles and put it on this non-house/at-the-office charcoal(?) station, I had to go "no." I really would be interested to see them cook these or something at their house than their businesses, I feel that would be a better challenge
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Some of those are way overkill and kind of missing the point of the assignment (IMO). Like: Wagyu beef *in/on* **INSTANT RAMEN**!? _Really_?! That's major overkill and way more than most folks would pay for on Instant Ramen. Like they're trying to Michelin Star ramen (doy, I know) and that's... nIMO
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I wouldn't trust private group chats, personally. Unless you own the servers and EVEN then...
Magnum, T.I.(M.) (@hydrationchimp.bsky.social) reposted
yeah, it’s been going downhill ever since you showed up, bozo
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They got rid of the Doritos taco? I thought those were still around?🤨
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I did get a sensible chuckle out this one before I blocked them and put a brain damage counter on my ID and then discarded a card from my grip: