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@sekoku.bsky.social

I reskeet a lot. (Was on BlueSky before it opened the floodgates 2/6/2024. So not a bot.)

created August 3, 2023

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Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

Error Code 2-1-7 had hands. Couldn't even play.

2/9/2025, 5:17:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

Bone Apple Tea.

2/9/2025, 2:38:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

-- unless insane Word of Mouth happened.

2/9/2025, 1:57:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

Being honest: I don't think K-POP Demon Hunters in theaters would've had the success it had on Netflix. The simple fact is that the release on Netflix was a "free" (with sub) check out, that blew up because it was suprisingly good. I don't think a theater release would've had the same impact --

2/9/2025, 1:57:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social)

Screenname not hidden because it's the point of showing off, I laughed at this username for like a good solid five minutes the entire round as we went down the line (to a nailbiting loss).

A Steam compressed screen-shot (so compressed even worse on Blue Sky?) of the video game
2/9/2025, 1:31:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture expedition 60 prospect (@swolecialism.bsky.social) reposted

Destroys us economy through misunderstandings about economic concepts -> refuses to elaborate -> dies ?

2/9/2025, 12:02:03 AM | 160 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social)

> sexcession

1/9/2025, 11:11:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Technology Connections (@techconnectify.bsky.social) reposted

In my estimation, a lot of the people who have problems with Bluesky are so used to platforms just serving up the content buffet that they're unwilling to do the work to have a good experience here. That work is the social part of social media.

1/9/2025, 5:30:57 PM | 2339 283 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesse (@jesseltaylor.bsky.social) reposted

Bluesky is dying and as evidence, I am picking a fight with every user

1/9/2025, 4:06:27 PM | 101 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jake_Vig (@jakevig.bsky.social) reposted

Bluesky Needs To Welcome More Diverse Viewpoints To Grow, For Example, Thinly-Veiled Nazis Like Me

1/9/2025, 4:07:34 PM | 62 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

We've never seen JD Vance and Jerry in the same room at the same time, have we?🤔 (This is a joke, Jerry)

1/9/2025, 4:11:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hammancheez (@hammancheez.bsky.social) reposted

Kind of wild that a sudden surge in grammar and spelling and sentence coherence has the entire nation going “wait there’s no way our leader wrote that”

1/9/2025, 4:02:28 PM | 44 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social)

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG SHITPOSTER MY ELDERS TOOK ME A DEAD WEBSITE...

1/9/2025, 4:04:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

Like the only reason I have a LinkedIn profile is because I need it for job apps, I'm not there to rubshoulders with these sycophants and it's crazy they think I want that shit outside of LinkedIn.

1/9/2025, 4:02:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, but then who will they tell besides MS Co-pilot/bots that their coworker who is disabled pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and made $1m USD by the sweat of their brow. So everyone claps. ...And that person's name? Albert Einstein or whatever the meme goes.

1/9/2025, 4:02:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture skáld (@danglinghemmie.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

people get their first taste of social media that isn't simply an algorithmically driven information bubble and they can't stand it

1/9/2025, 11:51:09 AM | 51 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture skáld (@danglinghemmie.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

VC metrics brain motherfuckers. this isn't real life i don't need to be nice to people to make line go up here. you aren't my shitty coworker or the neighbor who's an asshole, i can avoid you

1/9/2025, 11:43:24 AM | 80 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture skáld (@danglinghemmie.bsky.social) reposted

"bsky is dying" just use threads man nobody cares. if this shit disappears im going back to the bodybuilding forums

1/9/2025, 11:40:47 AM | 173 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social)

This is rich, because he's an INFOSEC GUY (apparently). Why the FUCK would you advertise the leaking information machine to people, especially businesses?

1/9/2025, 2:12:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

Seriously. I'm not investor. Why the HELL would I care?

1/9/2025, 2:02:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Calvinball Congress (@emericanjezebel.bsky.social) reposted

Every AI person needs to be purged from this site. “Great alternative to LinkedIn” Fuck off you dumb bitch

1/9/2025, 11:25:13 AM | 117 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Davis Bickford (@davis.social) reposted reply parent

If you wanna look up words that were first used in your birth year, too 🙂 www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/

1/9/2025, 2:49:36 AM | 184 45 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social)

Boomer article. Free to ignore.

31/8/2025, 10:12:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture bites u (@bitesu.kawaii.social) reposted

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31/8/2025, 10:04:07 PM | 1106 160 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

But how did he unzip those pants with his tiny arms?🤔

31/8/2025, 7:19:40 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

Damn, why don't you donate some Jeni's Ice Cream™ to them, then?

31/8/2025, 4:00:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ahhhhh (@nerdjpg.com) reposted reply parent

It’s important for the American image that the pro wrestling remains believable

31/8/2025, 1:44:16 PM | 190 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

"Brianna Wu follower" gave that one away.

31/8/2025, 6:30:21 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture good hyuck, babe! (@markpopham.bsky.social) reposted

Scully slapping one of these on the back of every lariat rental car as soon as she gets to the lot

Photograph of a bumper sticker with a big fingerprint on it. Text reads M.I.L.F. Man, I Love Forensics
30/8/2025, 9:14:02 PM | 96 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mx. Peacekeeper 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (@mx-peacekeeper.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Some of these radical Never-Trumpers rn are like wandering ronin, masterless samurai looking for a honorable fight. And it is a bad time for the empire. The Shogun just stays inside his castle and never comes out. People say his brain is infected by devils. The Shogun says the people are not loyal.

30/8/2025, 7:18:47 PM | 233 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crockett Houghton (@crocketthoughton.bsky.social) reposted

I don't understand all the "hot girl summer" discourse, I went through the summer too, everyone was hot. Global warming is out of control.

30/8/2025, 8:54:40 PM | 57 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social)

Sure would be a shame if someone with Heely's and a paint contraption in their pants wheels over the crosswalk. Haha, that would be so bad, huh?

30/8/2025, 5:40:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social)

Well, it was fun for a bit but it's time to shelve wplacr, it's trash with trash owners/admins now.

30/8/2025, 5:36:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

This "My Girl" sequel seems weird, Ian.

30/8/2025, 4:14:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't worry; it's still an expression of pain.

30/8/2025, 1:45:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture heikadog (@heika.dog) reposted

...but not illegal to say, "god, i want it to happen." because that's its own sentence. it's an incomplete sentence, but it may have nothing to do with the sentence before that, so, that's perfectly fine. perfectly legal.

Trevor Moore on Whitest Kids U Know, in a suit, gesturing to camera.
30/8/2025, 4:28:50 AM | 1139 349 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reposted

What if we underestimated the magic bullet that got Kennedy, and somehow it survived and returned, and upon awakening hungered for another presidential sacrifice. That could be pretty cool.

30/8/2025, 6:38:00 AM | 82 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ami - Tiny Retro Robot 💾 🏳️‍⚧️ (@amithero.bot) reposted

the vibes tonight on bsky

makima with a group of prisoners from the chainsaw man manga
30/8/2025, 5:56:24 AM | 59 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, Bond is very "Love/Hate" thing. Either you get Flemming is a raging misogynist and go with it because "power fantasy for men" (air quotes on this for not deeper discussion but just the attitude) or you don't. "Bond is smart, sexy, and kills men" is kind of the whole I.P.'s thing, essentially.

30/8/2025, 5:44:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

No wait, Skyfall is Dench's last film. That's the one that is ok (but pretty bad plot) if you rode "M"/Dench's role from Goldeneye up to it. Spectre has some pretty good scenes but is kind of weak of a spy film. I remember the day of the dead scene and the skyscaper tower sniping as pretty ok.

30/8/2025, 5:22:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

Dench swan song film (she retired the role with that one, and it's impact only works if you ignore reboot Bond and come from GoldenEye forward). I haven't gotten to No Time yet since it's not widely available on Streaming I use.

30/8/2025, 5:17:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh boy, if they're making you watch Bond films wait until you get to "Live and Let Die (1960)". 😬 Bond being a chauvinist is kind of his thing, Flemming's novels are rife with it (as you note) since that was the whole thing. You're not going to like Quantum and I think Spectre is fine but it's a

30/8/2025, 5:17:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social)

Is that where "Lizzy's in a box" comes from?

30/8/2025, 4:59:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hard Drive (@hard-drive.net) reposted

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30/8/2025, 4:54:51 AM | 475 51 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Max 🇺🇸 🌐☯ (@maximumeffort433.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Biden gives the eulogy inshallah.

30/8/2025, 4:20:56 AM | 154 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Screamer Jim (@screamerjim.bsky.social) reposted

Dude if he dies before Biden lmao

30/8/2025, 4:19:47 AM | 705 51 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eyewitness intro pan flute (@yuzupool.bsky.social) reposted

everyone is doing a spirit bomb energy share on my feed and i dont know what for but i have an idea and if its what im thinking,

30/8/2025, 4:13:40 AM | 627 196 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

hello shark, i’ve got some debt to offer you for purchase

30/8/2025, 3:15:51 AM | 20 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

Mark, you could give me a cool $500,000 while that factory is being built so I could buy a house. Stop kidding yourself, man. You can walk and chew gum at the same time, dude.

30/8/2025, 3:18:56 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social)

I said GOD DAMN at this reply to Mark because it's true: he could walk and chew gum at the same time on this issue.

30/8/2025, 2:56:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture expedition 60 prospect (@swolecialism.bsky.social) reposted

Theres really no point to scrolling your phone waiting to hear about the day it happens, if you are a Real American and live in a decent sized city you'll know from horns honking, fireworks, people spontaneously hollering, passing out drinks, etc

30/8/2025, 2:38:38 AM | 1345 185 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social)

*If* its happened, I need all of you to brace yourselves for even worse fascism since Vance is a Thiel puppet.

30/8/2025, 2:39:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

Many such cases, underreported dick fart explosions. #sad!

30/8/2025, 2:33:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hot jasper summer (@hoovybaby.bsky.social) reposted

The president had a massive fart building up and he tried to hold it in but it backfired out of his dick which violently exploded and he bled out and died. RIP.

30/8/2025, 2:16:54 AM | 111 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably because they get bopped like the nazis/CHUDs here (at least *I* block them anyway).

30/8/2025, 2:18:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social)

Many (me) are saying this.

30/8/2025, 2:15:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

This is a Prologue film to Death Stranding BTW. (Less than 4 stars and I riot, BTW, Katie)

30/8/2025, 1:17:55 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Incorrect Final Fantasy Quotes (@incorrectffqts.bsky.social) reposted

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30/8/2025, 12:56:30 AM | 618 330 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture skáld (@danglinghemmie.bsky.social) reposted

😏

29/8/2025, 11:25:26 PM | 1547 206 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

He really thought he cooked with that skeet.

29/8/2025, 11:40:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jordan (@slclunk.brighamyoungmoney.com) reposted reply parent

So if you’re coming into my replies to tell me about how it’s actually a good thing he’s doing this? Go fuck yourself.

29/8/2025, 9:15:16 PM | 182 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 7:08:25 PM | 6632 1970 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

You mean a jelly donut

29/8/2025, 11:23:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Magnum, T.I.(M.) (@hydrationchimp.bsky.social) reposted

BREAKING: Mark Cuban has died (suffocated while trying to suck his own dick)

29/8/2025, 6:16:34 PM | 94 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social)

I hate dating apps. I hate dating apps. I hate dating apps. I hate dating apps. I hate dating apps. I hate dating apps. Ahhhh. Why are all these so awful!?

29/8/2025, 9:36:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

*Me hearing this pitch* Damn, that's hot!

29/8/2025, 9:35:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Norm Charlatan (@normcharlatan.bsky.social) reposted

I would eat the radioactive shrimp. I don’t care anymore.

29/8/2025, 9:31:55 PM | 167 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gallifreyan Jedi (@jediofgallifrey.bsky.social) reposted

9 years ago an old man said literally everyone should have healthcare, for free, and online libs screamed that he was somehow unsafe for marginalized groups and these same people are now lining up behind a man who has nazis on his podcast and tells them they make valid points

29/8/2025, 8:40:01 PM | 393 93 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

Error Code: 2-1-7?

29/8/2025, 6:26:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

They get users to donate, generally. Heck, BlueSky was floating that until Why and Team decided to side with Jesse Singal over the trans cluster (who, for the record for late comers: built this site, not the liberals that came posts invite). Mark would know if he used the site during invite-only...

29/8/2025, 5:52:44 PM | 21 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) reposted

this site is bad! it's going to fail! its user base has plateaued! it's not making any money! nobody here is smart except for me! everybody here is stupid! nobody is having any good discussions! i don't like being here! ok that's it for now. be back in 90 minutes

29/8/2025, 5:44:55 PM | 7531 861 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

> Do they have their own community ? Yes, but most of us don't see them because we block them. Since... they're nazis. Why do you want to platform Nazis, man?

29/8/2025, 5:44:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

Some of them try to hide it. The ones without the User Join labeler are SUPER sus.

29/8/2025, 5:42:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social)

GET THAT CHUDS ASS, MARTHA!

29/8/2025, 5:39:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

Tyler, you can't be posting thirst traps in the evening, dude.

29/8/2025, 5:01:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

Get her ass, king. ...Waiiiiiit a second...

29/8/2025, 4:47:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture bassofpj.bsky.social (@bassofpj.bsky.social) reposted

Death to Israel. Death to the IDF

27/8/2025, 9:10:44 PM | 5 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zeroisanumber (@zeroisanumber.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Libs class-based contempt for the poor shines like radiation from a nuclear reactor and they wonder why their program plays like shit outside of cities.

28/8/2025, 2:25:20 AM | 20 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture gamera obscura (@ohrobin.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

On a day when we’re already mourning the deaths of children, seeing “it’s the only way they’ll learn” about hospital closures is unbearable cognitive dissonance.

28/8/2025, 2:20:48 AM | 74 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture gamera obscura (@ohrobin.bsky.social) reposted

If you have the gender neutral balls to post “don’t bail out rural hospitals until they vote Democrat,” you should have to kill every patient yourself, face to face. Just you and the living, breathing human being you’re so happy to condemn to death. Time to be a hero, sociopath.

28/8/2025, 2:01:00 AM | 178 37 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture thrillow dot gay 🐈 (@willow.meangirls.online) reposted

mom said it's my turn to spiral

your day at a glance: Take turns spiraling, so that you can be there for each other. Your partner's emotional meltdown isn't your engineering problem to solve. Stop trying to fix them and start taking turns being the one who falls apart. Real intimacy requires both people to be human.
28/8/2025, 5:09:57 PM | 207 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture bassofpj.bsky.social (@bassofpj.bsky.social) reposted

Plenty of websites on the web have survived without worrying about this venture capital crap you're crying about. For a guy who built his empire starting with Internet Radio, I'm kinda shocked that you're this blinkered when it comes to online culture. (Not really, you've always been a dummy)

29/8/2025, 3:30:52 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

> it needs to generate revenue in some way. That's for the site admins to figure out. Not Cuban. Unless... Cuban is an investor in the site? Did he throw money into it like Jack "NFTs are cool!" Dorsey did before he was ran off this site by us invite-only-ers?

29/8/2025, 3:49:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

Fact is, mods not banning him to protect the trans cluster is/was "there goes the neighborhood." Then Maddow advertised the site on her show and after the Election the site was over. Mark can whine all he wants, but the site was better when invite codes had to be used.

29/8/2025, 3:41:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

Used to be first before Vance got here.

29/8/2025, 3:40:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social)

> Do you think this site can survive with no revenue and a single demo ? Buddy, >Or do you not care if it survives COME ON DOWN! IT'S THIS TAKE THAT GETS YOU PUT ON THE "SKEET IS RIGHT!" *Price is Right theme song.wav* I'm not an investor, why the hell would I care? Are you a investor n the site?

29/8/2025, 3:40:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Squillium (@squillium.bsky.social) reposted

Why dont we take mark cuban And push him off bsky
29/8/2025, 2:57:22 PM | 22 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 (@ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social) reposted

girl you *should* be taxed into poverty

29/8/2025, 3:20:02 PM | 241 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry I'm tired of liberals that came over because of Rachel Maddow telling us we should throw Trans folks under the bus so they can win and be FECKLESS LOSERS™ like the last time they were in power? Site used to be better before Eternal November happened, hoenstly.

29/8/2025, 3:27:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kristi Yamaguccimane (@wapplehouse.bsky.social) reposted

Watching the Pod Save guys slowly be driven insane by staring into the moral abyss of a party they helped create the modern version of has been an absolutely perfect sweet spot of schadenfreude for me.

28/8/2025, 6:40:18 PM | 2451 355 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, Kim's (while I wouldn't choose some of the options) understood the assignment best. Choi's, I'm sure is fine, but like the other two is a bit overkill (IMO), so like a distant second. The other two, though... *loud "Price is Right" incorrect buzzer.wav here*

29/8/2025, 5:23:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

Kim (so far, nearly finished) is the only one IMO that seems to understand the assignment and is outright listing "if you don't have this at home, use X [like bacon over the meat]" which is extremely nice.

29/8/2025, 5:13:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

and "twist" for them, and make it more "common working man" people as that's kind of house instant (dehydrated) ramen came about post-war. (Plus make it approachable for college kids)

29/8/2025, 5:11:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? (@sekoku.bsky.social) reply parent

I was interested in the Shin one, but as soon as he started to do Truffles and put it on this non-house/at-the-office charcoal(?) station, I had to go "no." I really would be interested to see them cook these or something at their house than their businesses, I feel that would be a better challenge

29/8/2025, 5:11:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some of those are way overkill and kind of missing the point of the assignment (IMO). Like: Wagyu beef *in/on* **INSTANT RAMEN**!? _Really_?! That's major overkill and way more than most folks would pay for on Instant Ramen. Like they're trying to Michelin Star ramen (doy, I know) and that's... nIMO

29/8/2025, 5:06:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wouldn't trust private group chats, personally. Unless you own the servers and EVEN then...

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yeah, it’s been going downhill ever since you showed up, bozo

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They got rid of the Doritos taco? I thought those were still around?🤨

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I did get a sensible chuckle out this one before I blocked them and put a brain damage counter on my ID and then discarded a card from my grip:

A Snipping Tool Snip of a Bluesky Skeet from a Dipshit to Ignore (@dudouski120 dawt bsky dawt social):
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