The irony is staggering.
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The irony is staggering.
This is his presidential portrait from now on.
Create a non-existent threat to distract from how terrible you are. See Welfare Queen.
Are we no longer talking about the EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? EPSTEIN FILES? Are we?
The time is right. Go for it.
Cue some liberal getting triggered and then debating you. Lemme grab some popcorn…
Keep it going.
It’s a reference to JD in Scrubs always being called a girl’s name by Dr. Cox. I see where you’re coming from, though.
Ah, there goes Jennifer Darlene Vance again with the revisionist rhetoric. That or he doesn’t know history. Probably both.
10% stake in a company that is floundering? This is just bad business - aka classic Trump.
Rogue squirrel charges the mound!
It’s also him shouting, “Look at my fragile, little manhood!”
Vance thinks he’s so slick because he can dress lies up in a way Trump doesn’t - something he learned from his privileged education and venture capital job Peter Thiel got for him. But he’s just an empty cipher for billionaires and the Heritage Foundation. And that makes him worse than Trump.
If his style is fundamentally genius, then it shouldn’t be so easy to imitate. Seriously, JD, stop trying to speak without a script written by Peter Thiel. Better yet - stop speaking.
Boycotting Target is working. Keep it up!
There’s only so much you can do when dressing up a pig.
name a non-LOTR character who is a cool and good person but would nevertheless set land speed records for getting fucked up by the One Ring
Truth! Release the Epstein Files!
Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Wholesale inflation up .9%. Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Strikes out with make-believe peace meeting. Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein $60 million taxpayer money on golf outings. Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein
He gave him the Epstein treatment.
Reactionary centrists be reactin’…
I get what you mean. People are going nuts about Elissa Slotkin even though she’s another moderate corpo-Dem funded by AIPAC. We’re really in the woods right now, but Dems are finally starting to plant their feet. But, for fuck’s sake, let us VOTE FOR WHO WE LIKE.
People are hungry for someone with fight in them, and he seems ready to meet the moment. I don’t like some of his policies or stances he’s taken recently, especially about trans athletes, but I like that he’s pushing back. And the troll posts are fun.
No flaws. Highlander is probably the greatest movie ever made…aside from Highlander 2.
Release the files.
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This is A+ trolling
Gentle reminder to stop rolling over for Trump and his flood-the-zone bullshit.
Holy CRAP. Gavin Newsom is good at this game!
On this campaign we're fighting for a New American Dream - one that includes: - Universal Paid Leave - Universal Childcare - A support system to help care for your aging parents. This is who we are fighting for - families. There is only one person Mike Rogers is fighting for - Donald Trump.
Typical cosplay leftist. Kamala would have won if it weren’t for antisemites like you. Why don’t you go watch some clips featuring your white male savior Bernie? Schumer’s great!
If you’d like, I can do my very best impression of liberal disdain for your leftist views.
This is what happens when Peter Thiel doesn’t write the script for him.
Physical media revolution!
AI’s gonna change the world!!!
“Vote blue no matter who” is an ignorant concept.
Congrats, dude!
So much for releasing the Epstein files. How about another distraction instead?
It’s zero-sum thinking, just like his views on trade and most everything else.
Anything to distract from Epstein. Or the jobs report. Or the tariffs. Or the ICE raids. Or the gerrymandering. Am I missing anything?
Love this.
“All of my business failures conspired to make me look bad!”
(2/2) they’ll take any distraction from Epstein they can get. Don’t make it easy for them; stay on message. AE’s an irrelevant company whose stock has been declining for years and this latest stunt did nothing to fix that. Don’t buy into it, with your money or your time.
(1/2) Finally saw that AE commercial. I’ll say this: be offended all you want; the company doesn’t care. They cater to arrogant people with more money than sense (i.e Republicans), so the marketing is on brand for them. Trump and his suck ups will use anything you’re offended by against you b/c…
Congratulations!
Fuck’s sake - move on, people!
Good lord, the idiocy. I wish Anthony Bourdain was still alive because I’d love to see his response to all this bullshit.
This is all fantasy. There is no country giving us anything. These are all just goals and hopes just like the empty promises about private investment in the US he got from countries last term. Let us know the date the $550B & $750B checks from Japan and EU get here.
Distraction from Epstein no. 348472363…and counting.
Link in comments.
85% of Gaza is on the brink of death due to starvation. Israel could let aid in at any moment. And some people (like these men tried to do with me on Friday) are still trying to justify this atrocity. There is no justification. This could stop at any moment. End the blockade now.
Yes. Yes, he is.
Random thought while cleaning: DEI is NOT socialist; it’s capitalist. It’s tapping into untapped labor markets to expand the talent pool. It increases competition, which is good for producers and consumers. Is it perfect? No, and no system involving people ever will be.
Thanks for clarifying. Preach!
Nor am I, but it’s not doom and gloom I feel - it’s rage and indignation. Those same feelings back in the 30’s and 40’s are what stopped fascism in its tracks.
Look at those murder mittens!
I want to know if the President of the United States is a pedophile. And I know the American people do too. I'm shocked that Republicans would rather shut down Congress than stand up to a dead pedophile. So why not release the files?
Looks like someone wants money from AIPAC in 2028.
It’s Leo Von!
Hypocrite.
Lots of confusion around Epstein. Hope this helps!
Photos from 1993 confirm for the first time that Epstein attended Trump’s 1993 wedding to Marla Maples. Epstein’s attendance at the ceremony at the Plaza Hotel was not widely known until now. www.cnn.com/2025/07/22/p...
Files can’t be blackmailed. Files can’t be extorted. Files can’t be pardoned. Files can’t be bribed. Nothing can substitute for the release of all of the Epstein files.
Trump going after Obama again is just another reminder he wants you to stop talking about Epstein. So keep talking about Epstein.
A. Fucking. Men.
Open mouth, insert foot.
Fear’s too polite. It’s cowardice.
His latest effort to distract people from Epstein. Media will fall for it, but we don’t have to.
Thanks! Really appreciate this.
Didn’t it take her 5 tries to get her GED? I can see why…
I will give the Cleveland Guardians a dollar if they change their name to the Cleveland Epsteins. Same goes for the Washington Commanders.
It’s all bullshit distraction tactics to turn attention away from the Epstein scandal.
Bernie’s been talking about this for decades.
Trump adviser: “Say you’re on the Epstein client list without saying you’re on it.” Trump: “Hold my Diet Coke.”
But Obama’s birth certificate, bro! And Hillary’s emails, bro! And Hunter Biden’s laptop, bro! Bro!
Found some vintage Mamdani… youtu.be/LVuCZMLeWko?...
Tell everyone you have to keep your middle finger extended like that while it heals.
You’re playing your bass too hard, man!
Tasteless.
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Just shows how cowardly and despicable these people are.
“They should find ways to make people’s lives affordable in tangible ways, and say we will reach across the aisle to do that.” This out-of-touch centrist logic is going to be the death of the Democratic Party. apple.news/ABUE0dU3jQom...
The GOP bill will also give America’s Gestapo, ICE, a bigger budget than the US Marines. These are HORRIBLE people with very twisted, sick priorities.
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My sister had a muted calico. Beautiful!
boomers got company pensions, free tuition at nyc public colleges, the greatest standard of living in our history, fully deductible mortgage interest and a minimum wage that could pay for living expenses
www.huffpost.com/entry/parlia... The Senate parliamentarian said major Medicaid cuts in the magas' massive tax and spending package violate the chamber’s rules - a big setback for trump’s legislative agenda...
You don’t mess with the Zohran!
Sounds like something out of Ghostbusters.