Probably buying weed to smuggle into Texas
Not actually Karl Marx, who is 207 years old and also dead
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Probably buying weed to smuggle into Texas
Is there a joke or is this just creepy?
I actually mis-read it, I thought there was a bullet point about how suggesting that "Isreal speaks for all jews" is antisemitic, which it is. But then they go and do that themselves 🤦🏽
What kind of security will it have? This is exactly the kind of thing the aliens would steal
Gopers want to harm everyone, while Dems only want to harm specific demographics. Such a virtuous party
I've literally never heard of this and I would have loved it as a kid. I think in 1992 my parents still weren't letting me watch the Simpsons, maybe that's way
This is on top of employing the homophobe Guehi. They're trying to be Marseille II
I don't trust American dry cleaners to dry clean without ruining the garment, there's no way I'd let them sew or cut anything!
Do you consider homeless people to be people? Yes or no?
It's easy to forget how despicable he is, because he's also so weak and pathetic he hasn't been relevant in 5 years
"Schrodinger's Leftist" is second only to Pedocon theory in precision
Is today the first time you've seen a joke before? This must be exciting for you
Their definition is confused and contradictory in places. They're defensive of Israel, even though their own definition paints Israel as extremely antisemitic
Why is "zionists" in quotes? Do you not believe Zionism is a thing?
Who the fuck is Cyrus
What's wrong with being anti-religion? That's not a form of bigotry
As long as she's a racist, genocidal ghoul, she has my vote!
No thanks, doesn't sound fun
Presidents Goodbrain
Your dry cleaner is also a tailor?
People quote ad slogans in conversation 🤦🏽
Advertising is the only art and culture we have left!
I'm so glad RFK JR is going to ban gluten-free foods. My gluten farm was going out of business and this will be a boon for my family
Not a cromulent use of the word
But I was told it is highly philosophically coherent to do that
ACAB includes all Americans
His partner thought it was a great laugh too Ban rich people for their own good, as well as ours
Typical lib behavior. Always mad at the leftist against genocide, never mad at your right-wing party for arming it.
My neighbor's teen son is learning to play the drums and literally every song is from Nirvana's Nevermind. I try to be patient with them because learning real skills is good, but god damn
Prosperity: never again (to us)
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You don't need to add the dogshit, the art style was dead and rotting already
I don't understand how pushing it over isn't the default reaction from everyone who sees it
Not really, no
He's never far away from a teenage girl in a short skirt
Why is the octopus homer Simpson
Take a lesson from the octopus and wear some goddamn shoes you ursine freak
Of course there's a teenage girl in a skirt there too
I'm literally replying to someone else's post 🤦🏽 I didn't bring the topic up
Waste of taxpayer money. She can pay for her own security using her AIPAC blood money
Young guys do want to learn. We just don't want to be exploited anymore
Democrats do not have agency. Just look how helpless they are to do anything opposing Israel
Fuck you, bigot. Standing up for trans rights is not divisive. The only people who don't like it are already nazis
Got dang cheeto
It's your own fault for putting the phone down even for a second
Why doesn't she just use her AIPAC money to buy her own? I don't see any issue
When is the last time you laughed
m.youtube.com/watch?v=EBM8...
Did they fund any progressives?
Maybe the could both die the same day? That would be ideal
What about the part where the whole thing is supposed to be a secret that no one talks about?
Doo doo
HOLY SHIT IT'S ACTUALLY REAL
I understand that guns kill people every single day and should all ne banned. I understand that better than 99% of gunfuckers tbh
None of this is important at all
Right color combination but wrong sport, I'm afraid
Man's best frenemy
LOL. In the US we get 1-3 per day
I agree 100%! I just didn't like the part of your comment that pushed the Fox News line that white people should feel guilt for what our ancestors did
Yes exactly! It's not something you have much conscious control over, it's something that was baked into you before and during puberty
Right, but just because I have more privilege than others doesn't make me part of the problem. I don't want this privilege, I want equality and equity
Did you decide what kind of person you would attracted to? Is this something you have control over?
We all have way less control over who we're attracted to than anyone likes to admit. Would I like to be attracted to more than two body types and skin tones? Of course! But how?
Ah yes giving Dave Chapelle 12 standup specials for him to spew transphobia is so woke of them
What the fuck are you talking about
Remove that leftist PFP if you hate leftists so much
Who is this is?
This is the real problem. If he had arrived at true progressive feminism, then I'd be willing to ignore whatever shitty path he took to get there
Imagine some rolling girl strangling you to death at a rave. I mean I can think of worse ways to go
This post is crying out for a dank Spaceballs reference
Sauce: marinara
This recipe tastes exactly like their personal pan pizzas did, it's a phenomenal nostalgiabomb
Full of pizza
This is why I don't want to live forever. Eventually, everything will remind me of a time when I was cringe
Stamps are collectable too, but these violent fucks don't care about that. They just love the violence
LOL the counselor couldn't even take their guns if they'd wanted to. If they thought he would imminently commit a crime they would have to report it but the police would then do absolutely nothing so there was never any risk
They have but surprisingly yours is funnier
They're just going to claim "another antisemitic liberal" despite the fact that liberal bigotry is a whole different flavor than this. Liberals want their racism kept quiet and out of sight
Is this anything? I can't tell anymore 😭
He's here, FYI!
This proves nothing, you can see both teams are in the middle talking about how they're going to remove the net so they can get on with their game
And it serves you right, too
I think we can trust him, maybe this one is an outlier and the rest of his posts are bangers
Double entender
Is this anything? I can't tell anymore 😭
Do you think murdering and torturing children is good or bad?
As long as no progressives get elected, that's fine by them!
America is the vassal state of Israel unfortunately
Why stand, when u can dance
Right I just don't see how the default pfp reply follows from yours
Wat
"Pritzker will fight for us! Just as long as he doesn't have to spend any of his vast fortune"
Decoding maga language is a full-time job