What an adorable lil man! And the barbers and stylists who just have that great knack for working with kiddos are priceless!
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What an adorable lil man! And the barbers and stylists who just have that great knack for working with kiddos are priceless!
Takes one to know one, eh?
I used the good Doctor yesterday to treat my lonely Fireball. Excellent Dr - 10/10 would recommend.
Hmmmā¦what happens when the committee wants to renegotiate the deal after the fact? That should be a familiar scenarioā¦
I will feel like Elvis has left the building.
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I felt this on a cellular level.
I literally barked when I read that. Neighborhood squirrels ran in fear.
Also: j/k about stopping.
Until next timeā¦
Say less - Iām familiar with this genre.
Sounds legit - 10/10.
Heās got this distinct look like his soul has left the building and the occupier is still installing the upload.
Theyāre out here doing the Lordās work by keeping an absolute classic alive.
Broā¦trigger warning, please. Iāve not had enough coffee for that level of jump scare!
No, thatās his partner! Just watch that fabulous documentary series called South Park!
I once said he had the rizz of 3-day old roadkill, but I like yours too.
Wellā¦āWe are all going to dieā. - Joni Ernst (R), IA
I would also recommend The Guardian and Reuters - getting a perspective from outside the US taps into separate sources that are not predisposed to spin the reporting to a favorable light for the administration.
And since I learned that a while back, Iāve never given a dime again. I do my own carefully selected charitable donations; they can do their own from the billions of profits they rake in, since theyāre more readily able to pay their bills than I am.
One time, out of nowhere, my youngest said, āI hate moths - theyāre like the butterflyās creepy uncle.ā I think about that a lot. Iām not sure what hidden wisdom that statement holds, but Iām sure itās there.
I love those accidentally funny/witty comments. One time when my oldest was like 9 or 10 (mid-20s now) was riding in the car with me on the interstate. That day there were a ton of semi trucks around us. She pipes up and says āWhat is this, the semi-finals?ā. It was so accidentally layered and funny
I stopped in a drive thru yesterday to grab a hamburger. I was behind a car with a beautiful, shiny Rottie that looked to be āteenagerā stage. Window down, head out, sniffing ALL the smells - living his best life. I had to say āHi puppy!ā And I got the best, derpiest smile back. Made my day!
His Silliness is an excellent, regal name. 10/10 - no notes.
GCN: the thirst trap for these times. š
And derping all the do-dah day.
Itās like an oasis in the desert, I tell ya.
We out here but it feels like being a blue grain of sand on a blood red beach.
True, but that particular one has a lovely ring to it, donāt you think?
Yeah, she wasnāt named after her; She was named for the effects from her.
Fair enough.
You could have titled this: The Introvertās Guide To Successful Gatherings.
Wellā¦for some of us anyway.
Ah, I see youāre a Petty Crocker too. Hello, sister! š
Yes.
That is very heartening to hear. It is serious work to find reliably factual news/journalism these days!
Yep - shy like a rabid squirrel.
āIf you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.ā - Neil Peart, via Rush. Been thinking a lot about that line these daysā¦ youtu.be/c6pn8O7nXKY?...
Butā¦youāre hoping thereās still a bigger gift just hiding behind the couch?
Iām frankly hoping my social calendar will fill up like itās freshman year of college all over again.
Frankly, you donāt need that sort of negativity in your life. Tell them if thatās a bit much to go find less, then throw an ultra-rager.
Kinda small for a sausage though, dontcha think?
When in doubt, manufacture a word that seems like it could be legit German. People will think youāre an intellectual. Follow me for more life hacks.
The Timeās Up TeeHee.
Spoken like someone who does not have a Labrador retriever.
Just picturing this made me so happy.
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Now, I know shitās emotional right nowā¦
Yep. Didnāt end too well for Herr Rohm, either.
Right? I took it about 35 years ago, but same for sure!
The Force is strong with this one.
I cannot hear the word mitochondria without immediately thinking āpowerhouse of the cellā. Itās like a sleeper agent, lurking in my brain.
Itās gonna run away with Christie Gnomeās face from South Park.
If we donāt look at the mitochondria, we wonāt see the challenges! Tell him Iām Iāve solved the problem, and heās welcome.
He said go to bedā¦he didnāt say go to sleepā¦
And look how everyone just *knows*ā¦
Awwwā¦Gus!
Leave it to the Germans to have the perfect singular word to describe secondhand embarrassment. Thatās going up there with schadenfreude for me.
I feel like I just walked into an episode of Letterkenny.
Thatās just her mildly concerned face.
I am so happy for our northern neighbors, and so angry for those of us who need or want to protect ourselves. I wish I felt comfortable crossing the border - I would so be there if there was enough available to share.
Uh-oh: here comes The Hammer!
The evil laugh I just emitted must be documented for posterity.
The proverbial Mark of the Beastā¦complete with being worn right across the forehead.
Having a dead soul will age one quickly.
The danger with fence sitting is, you eventually get racked. You canāt ride two horses with one ass.
The State of Illinois at this time has received no requests or outreach from the federal government asking if we need assistance, and we have made no requests for federal intervention.
And those only get cover until they are deemed no longer useful.
šš¼ if you follow an illegal order you're in violation of your oath to the constitution and the rule of lawšš¼
I presumed as much, and doubted it was intended as a compliment.
Thank you for blessing my feed this day.
See Iād have a different take if it were me. Iād be honored that such a badass bore my name. Iād assume it meant they knew I donāt suffer any bullshit (see what I did there?) and go on my merry way.
āTotally Dumbā, right? š If that were true, you could take your pick of headlines every that essentially say that, just with other/more words.
Thank you for that particular new rabbit hole!
*on which
This is a real thing? I think I just found the one TV show on I would legitimately be a contender. š
This is a really excellent point. youtu.be/xxq_dkdEZ9w?...
The sentiment is appreciated, nonetheless.
In the US, itās not strange to hear stories of waiting in the ER for 6-8 hrs. They obviously triage but when the volume of patients is high and many hospitals are understaffed, you can only do so much.
The nicest of sorries then! Much appreciatedā¦*whispers āhelp usā* š¤£
I have found my people. š
That sound particularly fitting and poetic for the US.
That could be a Rush lyric. š
Mich, jeden Tag. š¤£
Do I have a petty streak? You bet your ass I do. But thatās mostly a silly way to describe it. What I really have is a great hatred of injustice, and great joy at seeing consequences delivered to those who dish it out.
Ok, I didnāt catch that subtext at first. If thatās so, protect this man at all costs.
Is anyone in a civilized nation willing to adopt me? I donāt cook but I will plan, grocery shop, and clean up! I also kick ass at laundryā¦just think it over.
Congratulations: they played themselves.
Itās not indicated for those of us who live with inflammatory bowel disease (canāt speak for other GI disorders). We get the hose camera up in rear steerage. Iāve been dealing with regular colonoscopies since 25 (middle-aged now). Super good times - 0/10, do not recommend!
Oh, great: now youāre all just out here bragging! Just kidding - good for you all!!
Which, spoiler alert, is going to be a bigger and bigger need for the generations that have consistently voted against it. The older you get, the more effort it takes to keep on tickinā.
Iām not ātriggeredā. I just donāt want to sit next to bad people who are so proud of being bad that they advertise it on their forehead.
Das bedeutet, dass sie zustimmen und scheinbar nichts hinzuzufĆ¼gen haben.
That will definitely help, but seems like the costs of all food is going up. I get the focus of eggs by omnivores due to them being in practically every recipe. Are we winning yet?
Puppy and kitty videos make a whole lot of things feel better. Excellent cope - 10/10.
You may be right about that too. In fact, because I donāt want to think about that, you get to be right, regardless.