LOL, a new standard of low
LOL, a new standard of low
Good on Modi for realizing that he’s playing with Trump’s overlords
Fireworks on the palate!!
I see bhel puri 🤤
The news could be so much hearse
The news could have been SO MUCH hearse
The news could have been so much hearse
That eyeliner makes his eyes gleam with villainy
The news could have been so much hearse
When Biden didn’t show face for three days the world simply assumed he’d been mummified
Her lawyer wears tweed
Still can’t stop wishing for sooner rather than later
I feel like all he does is play golf while cheating, travel to his clubs on taxpayers’ dime, talk about other players’ schlongs and win dubious golf trophies
I wouldn’t wish this on anyone and I certainly wouldn’t wish pediatric brain cancer on Trump.
Okay but the way we’re going Democrats aren’t going to ever be majority anything
Axios is reporting that the zombie will play golf today
I was thinking thick black smoke from overuse of eyeliner or kohl
Bone spurs appear in various forms
See that’s the problem, the expectation that the smoke must be WHITE
He’s a wicked Nazi troll
LOL and Sylvester the Cat is the world’s foremost expert on canaries and other Tweety Birds
We all die some day will live on
Elections can be made as well, and they buy into that manipulation
10/10 fuck these morons who live above the law
*I hope Mike Johnson goes to hell*
Oh it can get much much worse Kai
“I’ve enjoyed taking it so far up my ass from the president good God that I’m willing to give him everything and my soul”
*mood of the nation*
Yeah, it’s all about what the Liar-In-Chief likes
Good lord the gun lobby is so far up his ass that the man has learned his religion
Petty tyrant with revenge bloodstream
☕️ cheers, and have a great Friday. Sending positive vibes.
Parents should say: when you grow up, don’t be one of those cowards who protects gun rights because the gun lobby pays you
Asinine, stupid and petty
Well, I squished the ant and don’t have a microscope handy to confirm he or she
Your eyeballs vibrate with joy and your brain fizzes
I’m fervently praying for an end to all this. Amen. 🙏
Naw, that would require anti-MAGA positioning and all these people are sunk into the cult
Common sense gun reforms are overdue by millions of already lost lives
Nuts and stupid. These same “federal officials” would be too cowardly to fight any fires themselves.
More made up stories to distract from the fact that guns are a problem
How many wives demanding divorce in each home
Fascism is a choice too.
When you try to play 3D chess with less cognitive capacity than needed for 2D checkers…
I wish you guys hadn’t put The Mini behind a paywall
(1/X) Sometimes people ask "why does this supposedly reasonable Republican back Trump or why does this centrist spend all of this time attacking the left at a time when the right is destroying the country?" The answer is simple: it's because they're assholes.
I believe in an American renaissance … someday … long after Trump’s eventual death … because according to Joni Ernst, we are all going to die
I can’t deal with waking up to wankers running this country anymore
Story of our lives as others go back to occupying seats at Cracker Barrel
The only train these guys believe in is one that goes through America’s tunnel
Time for a rebrand to get more attention from their biggest consumers
Alternative facts on brand
@nytimes.com your putting The Mini behind the paywall is pathetic for all people who love your puzzles
Taylor has more money than Charlie and it pisses him off
What happened
MAGA is antithetical to Christianity. You can be a Christian. You can be MAGA. But I don't see how you can be both without bastardizing everything Christianity has traditionally stood for. Oh, wait, that's exactly what they're doing. www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2025...
RFK Jr.'s stupidity will kill people.
Eddie Redmayne can join any organization he wants uninvited
Even her throwing is cosplaying
Alternative facts are being manufactured for the mad king
Bootlickers surround the mad king
*sniffles* she coulda picked me, the principal
He’s the reason the rest of our Medicare got taken away
I see a Trump signature from the pubis on her face
Make America Dumb Again policies
The apple deserved to fall farther from the tree
Openly blackmailing institutions
Now do cancer, you moron
The question is what causes Trump’s own madness
great blondness — and great whacked
More Chairman LMAO if you think about it
The three xxx in fibermaxxxing are making this a very dirty proposition
Turns out everything nasty happens between the sheets
We have to give Stephen Miller credulity because Trump enjoys Miller’s extreme fascistic cruelty in reality TV. In the normal multiverse, Miller would be treated as a domestic extremist no different than the American Taliban.
For everyone saying this is NOT about race and gender, they’re choosing to ignore reality.
We have to give Stephen Miller credulity because Trump enjoys Miller’s extreme fascistic cruelty in reality TV. In the normal multiverse, Miller would be treated as a domestic extremist no different than the American Taliban.
Frenemies are the best kind of enemies
The leaders are out of touch with reality
Lisa Cook, Federal Reserve Board of Governors: "President Trump purported to fire me 'for cause' when no cause exists under the law, and he has no authority to do so. I will not resign. I will continue to carry out my duties to help the American economy as I have been doing since 2022."
Way past sell by date. War resolution and guy promising it.
Profits over nation with Trump’s crew
Grassley better watch out because Trump might reduce prices by 1400% or 1500%
That’s a very good doggo!
Look I’m an NPR listener so I don’t know who that is
When your gray matter leeches into your hands, you hide the fact that you’re brainless
I can’t even - these people who talk about God at every opportunity and then do exactly the opposite of God’s good word.
GOP: Kindness bad. Madness good.
Whether it’s Trump illegally deporting immigrants to Uganda or Zohran Mamdani being born in Uganda, the East African nation is having a moment across the political spectrum.
You expect logic to apply, Esther?
It’s sick 🤢
Except no one wants to look like Donald
Disinformation reigns supreme in the Oval Office
We’re all just watching Trump play rounds upon rounds of golf. More golf than any president has played.
MRI machines would like a word
Only if the ballroom being built also serves as a coliseum
It’s like jogging grandpa’s memory and grandpa launching into a completely fabricated fact-story
Believing your own bullshit is a huge sign of cognitive decline
Uganda these days has better political values than the United States
A privilege the U.S. could use is a nominally sane president
True.