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Michael Kimbell

@shotpoint.bsky.social

Pets, plants, politics, potent potables, pideo pames

created September 19, 2023

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Weekend at Bernie's level of WTF going on.

2/9/2025, 3:10:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ohh, instant pot is a great idea! I did a batch about a month ago over the stove, next time will try the IP πŸ‘

2/9/2025, 3:05:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Image Obama giving Eric Holder the Presidential Medal of Freedom

2/9/2025, 2:56:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Recipe?! 😎

2/9/2025, 2:43:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thiel is ineligible because he's a hellspawn born on Phobos

1/9/2025, 1:51:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just noticed you had a few Treasure shoot-em ups on your list, it's cute and has some neat mechanics

1/9/2025, 1:48:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why do you hate Bangai-O? 😜

31/8/2025, 11:53:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Biblically accurate potato

THE EYES OMG WTF
31/8/2025, 2:49:37 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You're so right, Taco Cabana box

Quesadillas DO make everything better
29/8/2025, 6:33:14 PM | 13 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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The legendary John Romero on Twitch! (with only 200 viewers?!) www.twitch.tv/theromero

29/8/2025, 6:27:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks for the well wishes frens! X-rays came back clear of pneumonia, so doc said it's just taking the icky pills and resting. Doc doesn't know I'm always on Squirrel Duty though!

29/8/2025, 5:37:46 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Poor guy got kennel cough from daycare, so we're getting some antibiotics from the vet to feel better πŸ’•

Ein the corgi looking nervous at the vet
29/8/2025, 1:26:50 PM | 26 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture πŸ’‰πŸ”ͺ🩸kelly 'arekay' yeoπŸ©ΈπŸ’‰πŸ”ͺ (@kellyarekayyeo.com) reposted

Thank you Nathan for taking the time and speaking to us about this pivotal moment for our team!! πŸ₯°

28/8/2025, 4:14:31 PM | 154 20 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cup holders are out, mashey tater holders are in 😀

Mashey taters in a cup nomnom
25/8/2025, 10:19:55 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Bro you seein this shit? Squirrels everywhere!" - Wolfie probably

24/8/2025, 2:31:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Hobbes (@michaelhobbes.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

lmaoooo who could have foreseen that a Republican appointee in a Republican administration would sell out his life's work to protect Monsanto

The moral firewall around Kennedy is illustrated by the case of glyphosate, an herbicide so singularly reviled by MAHA that, on social media, Ryerson goes by the Glyphosate Girl. Glyphosate is often categorized as carcinogenic and as an endocrine-disrupting chemical; for years, Kennedy contended that it causes non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma, and, in 2018, he was part of the legal team that won a two-hundred-and-eighty-nine-million-dollar settlement from Monsanto on behalf of a terminally ill man who was exposed to glyphosate in one of its products. Yet, in May, Kennedy indicated that the Administration would not move to restrict glyphosate in the U.S. β€œOne hundred per cent of corn in this country relies on glyphosate,” he said. β€œWe are not going to do anything to jeopardize that business model.” Few in MAHA appeared to raise any strong objections.
24/8/2025, 12:10:24 PM | 696 92 | View on Bluesky | view

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Moom won’t let me roll in raccoon poops. How come I never get to do anything I want to do? #CorgiCrew #CorgiSky

Corgi pouting with head wedged under edge of chair.
23/8/2025, 1:29:41 PM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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it is remarkably transparent how "the Mental and Physical Competence of the President" were profession-defining issues for political journalists for like two years but now they don't exist

22/8/2025, 8:39:43 PM | 942 135 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sneak a belly rub!

22/8/2025, 5:38:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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YEAH! peko

22/8/2025, 11:57:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anything by Reolink has been solid for me. No cloud bullshit (unless you opt in) and lots of features

22/8/2025, 3:41:25 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ˜‚

Superman rules except that one guy
22/8/2025, 3:29:06 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Almost 1K competitors! 🫑

21/8/2025, 2:45:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fren Artemis, we gave them a pass because we got extra long walkies. So pooped I even let sister Nori hog the camera! But next time, its scritches or The Big Bork!

Two tired doggos
21/8/2025, 2:40:16 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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They absolutely nailed the flying around in this game, and some of the combat is fun, but the mission structure is kinda... πŸ’©

21/8/2025, 2:22:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"You're playing what?!" - Einstein probably

A corgi looks on incredulously as I boot up Anthem
21/8/2025, 12:12:42 AM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Awesome shirt 🀘

21/8/2025, 12:05:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And 5 of those are in dispute by the warring parties!

20/8/2025, 8:21:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Welcome back! Two weeks gone and Trump is still protecting child predators

Trump bailing out a child predator for BB
20/8/2025, 12:58:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every time anyone says "If Trump were president, the Ukraine war would have never started" just remember the second part: "because Trump would have given Putin everything he asked."

18/8/2025, 5:25:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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πŸ† Artemis wins by

Virtua Fighter RING OUT
17/8/2025, 3:22:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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sir, that's clearly a snake

15/8/2025, 8:30:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Donut 🌭

Donut?!
15/8/2025, 8:26:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ooh! What's in your grenadine?

15/8/2025, 4:37:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A 4 pack of Torchlight 2! Great game, you're so generous πŸ˜‡ Have you tried the latest Torchlight?

15/8/2025, 4:35:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Post a screenshot of your first 5 Steam purchases and let Bluesky judge you. I've been on Steam longer than they've had transaction histories. My account can now legally drink!

15/8/2025, 1:28:33 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rolled credits on that last month, way more polished than I was expecting!

15/8/2025, 2:58:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can't wait for the Insider podcast on this one!

15/8/2025, 1:57:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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FOR ME TO DESTROY MWAHAHA

14/8/2025, 9:04:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It really is a pretty level! 🏝

14/8/2025, 9:03:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm not sure who deserves a spinning pile driver more 😜

14/8/2025, 3:15:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good lord this Laura Loomer deposition is so weird

14/8/2025, 12:38:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If being in an open office cube farm environment wasn't torture enough already

14/8/2025, 1:42:31 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I found out you can buy powdered citric acid and really twang up a cocktail. Just be sure to dilute it with water because the powder is very potent! (Guess how I found out) πŸ˜…

13/8/2025, 10:31:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael (@fleerultra.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

"I'm reasonable, I don't believe in segregation, I just believe in these arcane doctrines that appeared nowhere in the history of law or politics until the 1970s that just so happen to help facilitate the return to de facto segregation!" yeah get fucked

13/8/2025, 6:45:43 PM | 180 16 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope there's some trompo in there πŸ˜‹

13/8/2025, 10:19:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's so sweet Dirtbag πŸ₯° 😜

13/8/2025, 12:53:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture roz (@rozae.bsky.social) reposted

Mermaid doggos

2 tan & white corgis, a tan chihuahua & a brown chihuahua mix sit in a pink inflateable mermaid kiddie pool underneath blue, pink & purple hanging jellyfish paper lanterns. The chihuahuas have mermaid costumes & the corgis have a mermaid inspired bow tie & blue clip in hair extensions.
13/8/2025, 12:08:47 AM | 12 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love a good comedy, I usually go back to Clue or Airplane.

12/8/2025, 11:23:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ow my bank account

SO MANY PET TOYZ FOR SALLLEEEE
11/8/2025, 11:49:50 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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#QueerPrompts August 8: International Cat Day

9/8/2025, 8:17:53 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Get you someone that looks at you like Ein looks at his pickle πŸ₯° #corgicrew

PICKLE TIME?!
9/8/2025, 1:56:03 PM | 70 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe he's a Jet Set fan! youtu.be/2rlQ2IcgsmU

9/8/2025, 12:57:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is the beta Epic only? I see Twitch is giving out codes

8/8/2025, 1:18:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's what I call my bidet!

8/8/2025, 1:17:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Culiℒ️ (@culi5.bsky.social) reposted

I’m making this a new limited bsky series Corgis in the (SF) wild πŸ₯ΉπŸ˜πŸ€©

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7/8/2025, 11:16:35 PM | 22 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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i stain my skeets and i don't even know why

7/8/2025, 9:46:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dannyodwyer (@dannyodwyer.bsky.social) reposted

I got to play the Heretic & Hexen rereleases ahead of their announcement at QuakeCon. So I talked to id Software and Nightdive about how and why they brought them back. youtu.be/pANcjjPnzgw?...

7/8/2025, 7:42:28 PM | 215 23 | View on Bluesky | view

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Agreed 😀

Frog hates doing life shit
7/8/2025, 2:15:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The double hand trap?! Difficult move, good form!

7/8/2025, 2:12:45 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This video is my happy place 😊

6/8/2025, 1:32:48 PM | 40 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sleppy time mimimimi kills me, that's what is the tonight todo list
6/8/2025, 3:11:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Partner on a 3 day trip so let the debauchery fast food ordering begin!

Kitty on a plane and I wanna touch it! ~ Meow meow meowmeowmeow meooowww ~
5/8/2025, 11:34:16 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I would love a solid hall effect stick that works wirelessly with Xbox for under $100. I had a Stealth Ultra but it crapped out in just over a year.

3/8/2025, 3:56:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's been a week so opening this Willet 4 year as a treat. Cheers πŸ₯ƒ #rye #whiskey

Tasty rye in a lil Zelda glass I got in Japan
2/8/2025, 9:45:46 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/8/2025, 3:00:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We try to deliver! πŸ₯°

31/7/2025, 7:38:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was hoping for it at the Direct 🫠

31/7/2025, 2:47:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"ITS NOT PROBLEMATIC!" πŸ˜‚

31/7/2025, 2:14:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dont worry, I bet we can vote away the void monster that will consume us all
31/7/2025, 2:13:21 PM | 113 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't bumble or bobble the Fingle doppel!

31/7/2025, 12:52:20 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"The government never asks me what I think." Well, we're asking now and it's about gentle flute, so this is your moment.

31/7/2025, 11:55:30 AM | 522 55 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a smiley gal, and those eyebrows πŸ˜‚

31/7/2025, 12:20:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lookit them whiskers πŸ₯°

31/7/2025, 12:19:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not enough pics of the other household critters on my tl, like this lil fuzzy cat

Kira the blue eyed mewmew Her
30/7/2025, 11:23:02 PM | 24 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Never bet on DBZ

30/7/2025, 4:14:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Vidmaster (@vidmaster.net) reposted

Well fuck, I just got laid off. Anyone hiring application security engineers with full stack software engineering experience? #cybersecurity

29/7/2025, 4:31:40 PM | 10 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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I had to go to the source for inspiration πŸ˜‚

S A L T Y B E T
30/7/2025, 1:42:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SSJ GOJITA V4 CLIMAX vs Dan Hibiki

30/7/2025, 1:40:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SALTY BET GOOOO!

30/7/2025, 1:33:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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:(

30/7/2025, 1:32:04 AM | 18 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's uhhhh... quite a big number

30/7/2025, 1:14:40 AM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hell yeah, this was the jam!

Main paint music
29/7/2025, 2:13:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mission accomplished Food Guy πŸ₯°

26/7/2025, 12:52:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me saying it at the grocery store and my partner just shaking her head πŸ˜…

26/7/2025, 4:47:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There once was a man from Reg... you know what, nevermind πŸ˜…

26/7/2025, 4:45:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ohhhh Big Bahnahhhnahhh! I love his dumb face when he gets near a banana πŸ˜‚

Donkey Kong Banananananza
25/7/2025, 11:22:53 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I had the very dumb F1 branded drink so solidarity 🀝

25/7/2025, 12:33:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/7/2025, 12:29:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love it when I think my data is secure but actually isn't! (great nerdy 🧡)

25/7/2025, 12:27:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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PSO was so ahead of its time. 🀩

25/7/2025, 12:12:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*way off in the distance* d e a t h s t r a n d i n g 2!

25/7/2025, 12:09:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like a sonic boom? I used to live near an airport and could definitely tell when a pilot screwed up the approach by a sudden roar of engines going to 100%

25/7/2025, 12:07:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🀣🀣🀣

25/7/2025, 12:01:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hiiiiiiii! We heard you open plastic. #corgicrew

Corgis have heard the call! THE CALL OF GONDOR I MEAN PLASTIC TREATS
24/7/2025, 11:56:08 PM | 41 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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OMG πŸ₯°

24/7/2025, 11:54:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not beating the allegations

24/7/2025, 2:51:08 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Got sent this fun relic at work. Not your typical 3.5 floppy because it's actually floptical! Floptical is a fun word to say 🀭

You got yer 3.5 floppies and your 5.25 floppies, but have you seen a 3.5 floptical that holds 21 MEGABYTES WOWZERS
23/7/2025, 2:35:35 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesse Makkonen (@jessemakkonen.com) reposted

I self-published Without a Dawn in May. I made zero compromises, and I couldn't be happier how it turned out: store.steampowered.com/app/3145620/... πŸ’›πŸ’š Unfortunately, I've had very little luck with exposure, including the gaming press. 😩 #visualnovel #gamedev #steam

21/7/2025, 10:45:52 AM | 2083 667 | View on Bluesky | view

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You gotta grab the shield first and then Jim Ryan tries to breathe fire on you three times...

23/7/2025, 2:50:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view