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How quickly we went from "dont force us to take it" to " we'll force you not to take it"
I think this is where Maga would say its a double if it were Biden
Bummer www.unilad.com/news/us-news...
Nothing says a Peace prize is deserved like threatening the committee that awards the Peace prize.
911...I'd like to report a murder
I missed where DC asked for occupation
The uh...prayer hasn't worked yet. These kids were literally in church praying.
Put one page of the Epstein files in each school in the country and there will be no more school shootings
Like, say Donald Trump and herself?
I mean, we've all admitted to...uh..sexual assault...in the locker room, right?
I dont recall a mass shooting that didn't involve a gun.
I just looked up how he came to be in a wheelchair...an oak tree fell on him while he was jogging. Apparently it knew he was an asshole way back then.
The old "pull up the ladder after you" approach
GOP on Climate Change
Don't do it. They'll just give you junk and use the money to buy more guns.
And youre absolutely correct
Yeah, millions are on SSRIs and they dont shoot up schools
Big Balls should be in jail, if true. Any other SSA employee would be if they did this
He's basically a testicle with teeth
A rectal polyp has more value though
Not according to him of course
Well, all the country's problems are now solved. The barrel is back on the logo. Everyone rejoice.
But Trump has the National Guard picking up trash in DC so thats....something
If you've ever been to the Netherlands, you know its nothing but tulip fields, windmills, and dead whales everywhere you look.
I dunno, I have seen a pile of whale bodies under the windmills in PA off the interstate.
Yeah, there are a ton of dead whales at the base of the wind mills in PA off of I-70. Its tragic.
Im glad everything is going so well that the big issue to fix was the f-ing cracker barrel logo.
Still waiting for hell to summon Stephen Miller back.
I hope the committee passes a rule that Trump is forever ineligible for the prize
Freedom through oppression
Street crime was waaayyy worse in the 70s and 80s and I dont recall the National Guard being sent to police the streets
I probably won't like the answer but what is controversial about providing basic human necessities to CHILDREN in federal custody? Why would they want to overturn this law? There shouldn't even NEED to be a law to make this happen. It should be done because they are freaking kids/humans..
I low-key kinda figured Detroit style would come with broken glass and burnt metal filings on it
Uh yeah, it only existed here from the discovery in 1492 until 1865 or damn near 400 years but....totally not an important part of history
Thats what the news used to be before it became infotainment
Cat litter box
How's Trump going to spin the socialism of government owning 10% of intel?
Im glad MAGAs have solved the Ukraine War, lowered prices, fixed everything so the f-ing cracker barrel logo is the tip priority
Where are the 10th amendment conservatives that went ballistic over states rights prior to Trump?
So now Trump is threatening states to release convicted people that HE believes were unfairly prosecuted. He is a dictator and doing everything he said Kamala would. www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/08/free...
Brain rot could be the name of his show...erm..podcast
I mean, they'll probably never think to wear climbing gloves or something...right?
I want him to explain the good parts of slavery.
I think I see a way the government could save money. Stop fucking gold plating everything.
Pretty sure we can fix that concern: "You're not getting in, Don".
So tell us Don...what were the "Good" parts about slavery?
So Trump thinks the Smithsonian is too focused on the bad things about slavery. This leads to the question of "What the fuck was good about slavery?" www.cnn.com/2025/08/19/p...
It ain't free market so what is it?
But was it DOUBLE salami? America must know!
Jesus would definitely root out the homeless and exile them. Trump is just following his example
Its rich coming from Bondi and the DOJ that has hired pardoned j6ers who knocked police unconscious.
MAGA likes to complain about two-tier justice. Well, this dude is getting a felony assault charge for hitting an ice office with a subway sandwich. Meanwhile, J6ers who knocked police unconscious were pardoned
What's next? Nick Fuentes gonna review the Holocaust Museum?
Those are MAGAts GOOD points
This bald shitgoblin has never been within 1000 miles of Baghdad
Man, I can't see how this master of finance ever went bankrupt
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Well, Trump is the King of Debt
Can't believe 3 men let that prize get away. She looks like such an enjoyable partner....so happy and full of life.
DC crime was worse in his first term and he didn't see the need to take over. I wonder what the differencepstein is now?
1991 was the last time Trump looked at a map
We drunks are making up for the quitters
Trump's probable thought process in placing Grennel at the Kennedy Center: "Rick Grennel is gay right? Gay people love the performing arts. Let's put him in charge of Kennedy".
They are talking time to figure out how to make up numbers
For getting his ass kicked by a 15 year old girl? Thats medal worthy?
Like that bald shitgoblin ever served in a forward area
And yet Trump wants to make a deal to give them Ukraone territory
"Do I dare hope they have the VP and the Speaker of the House?"
The emergency is the Epstein files not going away.
Its almost always them.
Margesquatch wouldn't win any elections except in her gerrymandered district
Apparently that only applies to the Capitol for some reason according to MAGATs
Alaska isn't Russia as of now...
Meanwhile this mothereffer is running a crypto bribery scheme from the White House
Much like Kim Jong Un, Trump shoots an 18 on 18 holes
I mean, are they really hiding? They do press conferences like daily
You can cover a turd in gold foil but its still a turd
And those are his less bad points
Kind of amazing that the inhumane treatment didn't get it shut down but an environmental law did..at least for now
I hear you but these athletes have been preparing for this all of their lives. Just because the US went full stupid shouldn't interrupt their dreams. Its a world event that just happens to be in the US this year.
Well if they do this it looks my house will suddenly have 1500 occupants.
Golden Ballrooms ain't gonna build themselves without money. Who needs satellites?
From the same people that lost their minds over Michelle Obamas healthy school lunch program.
I take it the other way...ICE wants to establish a Trumpler youth
WTF? Now the government is mandating social media platforms? Small govt my ass
So he's using tax payer dollars (his salary) to build a huge white house ballroom no one wanted but him
One of "his" people gets attacked and its a crisis
Lobsters adhere to the Rule of Claw
At the level of irony we are at, ICE will probably start hiring illegal aliens because, once again, Americans won't do the job.
Also, they might contradict the "She didn't say anything bad about Trump" story
Just ordered it. Thanks for the heads up @stephenking.bsky.social
Here comes the Trump Youth Movement
No. But the question is will anyone stop him?
Let's make sure its a space x rocket carrying the nuclear materials...what's the worst that could happen?
Or maybe they are setting her up to "commit suicide"
When the news is bad, fire the messenger
They can't be manipulated for political purposes but I'm going to do exactly that because they were bad today