The cerebral functions went long ago.
I prefer to begin the day in a gradual manner. "A lie may fool someone else, but it tells you the truth: you're weak." ( Tom Wolfe, The Bonfire of the Vanities)
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The cerebral functions went long ago.
Hey @thehill.com, any update on this headline? Perhaps an apology to @kamalaharris.com is in order and perhaps it is time for you to honestly cover the Dump Administration.
Pulaski, Wisconsin — control these wilding white supremacists. If you read the news article, the victim, 14, said it was the result of a *case of mistaken identity*! These a-holes were beating up the wrong black target! JFC. 🧾 www.wkow.com/news/top-sto... 📺 bsky.app/profile/cweb...
On this Labor Day, let us remember that it wasn’t the CEOs and billionaires who saved us during COVID-19. It was the janitors, nurses, cleaning crews, grocery and food workers with their hard, often invisible labor.
Rictus = "a fixed grimace or grin"
Grandparents? Granny? i dislike the word ageist, so won't write that. The most common age of diagnosis is between 45 and 64 years old.
Happy Labor Day from Donald.
Back when Donald was a failure in real estate, he was famous for not paying his contractors. He would come up with fictional fault in their work as an excuse not to pay them. Now, this unscrupulous cretin is short-changing the National Guard. www.rawstory.com/trump-infuri...
His kind don't die easily.
Will I go to hell for laughing at this?
Game talks about game.
Ask @jaketapper.bsky.social about it.
Whenever I hear "razor blades in the throat" I actually thank God I'm old and can get the updated vaccine. But I feel awful for those who can't.
He also did the blurry limousine photos during his COVID stay at Walter Reed. He almost died there.
Someone please kill me right now.
Stupidly blind?
But don't get your hopes up, Randi. This son of a bitch will not die quickly. His kind never do.
Not far enough.
I think that's called a rictus smile.
He did the same photo-op nonsense while hospitalized at Walter Reed with COVID, remember? How soon we forget. Recent reports say he was in terrible shape at the time.
This is how they beat up on a minority they already despise to distract from guns being the #1 killer of US children. Pls read, comment, subscribe... johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/straight-w...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/w... Making America Great Again? How is that going, Donald?
"He has posted about his devout Catholicism" is delusional. By his words and actions, he is clearly not any sort of true Catholic or Christian.
And "a pinch and a punch for the first of the month"
This is what Trumpism does. It drives our allies, enemies and adversaries closer together.
Great point.
He did the same photo-op nonsense while hospitalized at Walter Reed with COVID, remember? How soon we forget. Recent reports say he was in terrible shape at the time.
La reproduction interdite, by René Magritte, 1937, 📸 via @BleacherReport
He did the same photo-op thing while hospitalized at Walter Reed with COVID, remember? Recent reports say he was in terrible shape at the time.
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www.nytimes.com/2025/08/29/d... Mark Ladner.
Pre-order @jaketapper.bsky.social's book now! Oh ... never mind.
That stingy bastard is unlikely to contribute to anything.
French President Emmanuel Macron’s decision to recognize a Palestinian state, prompting similar moves from other Western nations, angered Israel and its U.S. ally by putting a two-state solution back at the heart of diplomatic efforts to end the devastating war in Gaza.
There's that Q again, in the palm of his hand.
National Guard keeping DC safe
Dearest Martha, The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover. Yours in glaze,
Ashes II (Aske II), by Edvard Munch, 1899, 📸 via @nocontextcfb
You meddled in the last election and there's little to nothing up for discussion.
But what have you done? What are you planning to do? Awfully quiet here.
My favorite evergreen Molly Ivins quote: "I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag."
In Ghislaine Maxwell’s Justice Department interview, she comes off as pathetic, loathsome, and utterly lacking in remorse. The entire operation was damage control—an attempt to exculpate President Trump from his own involvement with Jeffrey Epstein.
He won't see it unless it's on Fox.
airmail.news/issues/2025-... Beyond cringe inducing. Make it stop.
Talk to Putin, then fire your Russia expert. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Shhh. Don't give my landscapers any ideas. Their charges are already sky high.
That was not "quick thinking" and you know it, LQF. The missile crisis was averted because at the time we had a strong, intelligent, clear-thinking President with a competent team. Not a moron and his malignant band.
I just want a reporter to ask a question that begins with, “Many people say you are dying…”
Sometimes. WHEN will we have an edit option here on Bluesky? @support.bsky.team
@jaketapper.bsky.social are you there? Hello? Hello?
JD Vance on Donald Trump: “I’m a Never Trump guy. I never liked him. I don’t think he’s the person. I don’t think he cares about folks. I think that he’s noxious and is leading the white working class to a very dark place.” { ht: @marcofoster.bsky.social }
If Trump keeps avoiding the public like this somebody's gonna have to write a book about Biden's health.
Sometime I think he'll never die. 🧐
"To dress up the events of January 6th in the trappings of military honor is not patriotism. It is propaganda."
From retired General Mark Hertling on Air Force plans to honor Ashli Babbitt @markhertling.bsky.social
"I know that’s not how our children are supposed to look." Do you know how people are supposed to sound?
It’s easier to purchase an assault rifle in the U.S. than it is to get a COVID19 vaccine. But food dyes and wearable fitness monitors are going to fix everything.
Randi, I love your posts and delight in your way with words, but please don't judge me for being too chickenshit to repost some of them. It's not you, it's me. 😂
National Guardner? National Park Service workers laid off, and now the National Guard is doing landscaping in DC. Felon Trump really turned soldiers into gardeners.
"I had never seen anyone virtue-signal so gracefully, so effortlessly. I was like, 'I have to work with this guy.'" 😂😂😂😂 Meet Cory Booker's (fake) political consultant, played by Zeteo's very own @heycapello. "No one does it like Cory." zeteo.com/subscribe
Once again, LQF, your reportage is incomplete. It's grilled cheese and tomato on oatmeal bread. Do better.
#MAGALogic Imagine thinking this makes anyone safer.
Sorry, I should have written "usually don't." But thanks for the "? and certainly." Much appreciated.
AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.” REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA: “It’s video games.” WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.” AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.” WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
Mrs. Bowers, he threw that sandwich for all of us. Mine had no sweet peppers or oregano, with Kosher pickles on the side.
What is this "Cracker Barrel" of which you speak? Are reservations required? Is there a dress code?
Ten year old children don't even testify in person for courtroom matters. This was disturbing.
But ten year old witnesses? Kids of this age don't even testify in person in courtrooms.
Yes.
Are you kidding me, @nytimes.com? He hasn't had a reflective moment in his life. Even his "beautiful" reflection in the mirror is a lie.
And it hears Fox News.
Dear Leader, show us your hands. No?
“Transparent”
heritage strawberries, painted by ellen isham schutt, 1908
To be fair, he did a bigly great job of hiding his decaying hand the entire time.
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
Are you talking about the man who invented plastic produce bags at the supermarket which won't open unless you lick your thumb and index finger while dropping the lemons on the floor?
But ... but ... but ... oh never mind.
What Pritzker Said open.substack.com/pub/charlies...
@michaelianblack.bsky.social just wrote about this on his Substack. It's superb.
"Let's go to heaven, let's get into heaven.' It's sort of a beautiful thing." He makes it sound like Epstein's birthday card. What a smarmy, loathsome man.
This was truly one of your best. You were on fire.
I wash my hands of it.
Watchingotters, I think "Big Balls" should surrender his undeserved name to you. Well done!
That first guy, was the gold neck chain issued with his DEA uniform?
😵💫 this thread. And it's Thomas More, not Moore.
An email from You Tube TV: Our current agreement with Fox is approaching its renewal date, and we are in active negotiations to continue carrying their content. if we are unable to reach an agreement with Fox by August 27, their content may become unavailable. Threatening us with a good time? 😂 🤞
How did this guy pass the MAGA skin color requirements?
How about if MAGA women wear it as a bikini? Or MAGA men wear it as shirts with Nazi symbols?
Every "sir" story is a lie. And by the way, moron, we know why you're hiding your hands.
Why did you make me look at his face, LQF? Ugh. I want my money back.
This is the direct plain talking we need. And by the way, how are we doing with voter registration? cc: @schumer.senate.gov cc: @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
Did she check the bathroom stalls to see if the rest of the 100 were there?
Yes. So many secrets. But you feel like a conspiracy theorist for saying so.
My car's radio and cigarette lighter. Standard features.
