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Cynnie

@sinycalbytch.bsky.social

Public defender. Cat mom. Minnesota proud. Often anxious. Swearing enthusiast. Cool introvert. I drink milk as an adult & I will not change my ways. She/her

created June 22, 2023

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Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

Pronounce but I think i had fewer than I might have had if not for her helping to connect what I was hearing with what I was reading.

31/8/2025, 4:06:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

Agreed! Also my mom used to read to me as a kid & she would point at every word when she read it so I could learn to connect to way the word sounded with the way it was written, which i think was very helpful for me. I had a few words i had read a lot & knew the meaning of but didn't know how to

31/8/2025, 4:06:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

No shit!!

31/8/2025, 3:55:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

That's actually better & way more fun to say

31/8/2025, 6:11:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

100% agree! Ms. Piggy is a real housewife if I've ever seen one

31/8/2025, 6:09:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

Please tell Sandal that I love him

31/8/2025, 6:03:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought the name Penelope was "penna-lope" & couldn't imagine why anyone would name their kid that dumb name

31/8/2025, 6:00:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

I always like to think about what movie I would want remade with all Muppets but keeping one human actor in their original role & they have to play it straight. So many amazing options

31/8/2025, 5:55:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

Gorgeous as always!

31/8/2025, 5:53:19 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

100%

31/8/2025, 5:48:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josh Michtom (@rsgat.bsky.social) reposted

The least trustworthy thing an adult can do is pronounce "mature" like "muh-TOUR" instead of "muh-TCHURE."

31/8/2025, 3:54:26 AM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Helen Kennedy (@helenkennedy.bsky.social) reposted

Getting so tired of these royal degrees that have absolutely no legal effect.

31/8/2025, 4:08:30 AM | 498 69 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

Me too!

31/8/2025, 5:40:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

I love things like this! My mom got me a sewing bird about 10 years ago & I love it bc it's incredibly helpful while I'm sewing but also pretty & elegant

31/8/2025, 5:32:15 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The butterfly is part of the Linda Ford Wallace collection, which also has cat-themed notions. The last three photos show cat-shaped pin cushions. cc: @catsofyore.bsky.social IG tatterbluelibrary and elliotrockart

A bunch of cat-themed notions. A cat-shaped pin cushion. It's an orange cat sitting on a grey cushion with rust-colored flowers on the corners. A close-up of the cat-shaped pin cushion Another cat-shaped pin cushion. There is a yellow colored cat sitting on a green pillow, which holds some pins.
31/8/2025, 5:27:19 AM | 1622 183 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social)

Who asked for this???

30/8/2025, 7:38:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

That was a beautiful moment

30/8/2025, 7:35:00 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ashley fairbanks (@ziibiing.com) reposted

maybe instead of pressuring RFK to resign we should just start leaving heaps of enticing road kill near his home

30/8/2025, 6:25:13 PM | 196 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Maggie McNeill (@maggiemcneill.bsky.social) reposted

Every single mayor in the US needs to do this. Of course the Trumpsuckers won't, but everyone with a "D" after their name AT LEAST needs to.

30/8/2025, 6:52:10 PM | 27 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

DISPLEASED

30/8/2025, 7:28:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

Came here to say the same lol

30/8/2025, 4:15:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Philadisto (@uncrossem.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Adds *Sidewalk chalk to list

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30/8/2025, 4:03:02 PM | 391 54 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) reposted

Trump supporters are very angry this morning about people making jokes on social media after many years of telling the rest of us to have a sense of humor and don't take everything so seriously.

30/8/2025, 1:56:45 PM | 2279 252 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) reposted

live your life in such a way that millions of people don’t joyfully await your demise

30/8/2025, 3:47:46 PM | 6842 952 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social)

My dad is getting in today from NC & i have so much shit I need to do still before he gets here around 230 but I'm just lying on my couch like a slug

30/8/2025, 4:09:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ben (@legalshmendrik.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

The absurdity of requiring people to maintain calm and peaceful presence when confronted by the level of coercive power modern day law enforcement has is astounding. The science contradicts it. Human decency contradicts it. But courts dgaf

30/8/2025, 3:55:11 PM | 11 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

Can literally write in their report, "I saw a Hispanic male driving & i decided to stop him bc I think Hispanic people commit crimes & I don't like them and also they had an object suspended from the rear view mirror" and the law is like, "oh well, then, do your thing, officer racism!"

30/8/2025, 4:04:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

The law very much does not gaf about the very real power imbalance, corruption, or literal ability to kill the driver btwn an officer & a citizen. Same with pretextual stops - why tf are those fine as long as they can come up with any bullshit reason for the stop other than "not white driver"? They

30/8/2025, 4:04:16 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

MN case law says nervousness on its own isn't suspicious unless it's wildly beyond what would be normal, which is at least a little something. A few judges I've seen lately have explicitly said in rulings that a POC, esp black men, have every reason to be more nervous than typical. But on the whole

30/8/2025, 4:04:16 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Max Kennerly (@maxkennerly.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Not sure if I should laugh or cry or both because the instructor at this traffic stop CLE described a person as suspicious because they were "palms sweaty, mom's spaghetti."

30/8/2025, 3:40:28 PM | 247 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

I agree & I wouldn't be surprised if that's the next move

30/8/2025, 3:50:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social)

My dark prediction was/is that they'll round up immigrants & house them in their new concentration camps, then force them to work their former jobs but now without any pay.

30/8/2025, 3:40:11 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Barrista (@onbluskysku.bsky.social) reposted

They want you to see this as a stupid way to do gardening rather than as what it is, which is getting used to seeing the military around you in daily life. They’re still a grave danger to you, no matter what they’re doing right now

30/8/2025, 2:58:15 PM | 4 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robin (@robin43.bsky.social) reposted

We need much more of this! @jenrobey.bsky.social

30/8/2025, 2:58:22 PM | 13 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social)

It's contract negotiation time, where we are reminded even more just how much our employer wants to screw us over.

29/8/2025, 5:19:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social)

Still cannot get over the fact that Mary J Blige was not singing about a dancery

29/8/2025, 1:04:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah i only have the reminders for a few that are time sensitive but other than that, i rely on the widget too!

28/8/2025, 6:48:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

I was briefly excited that Dove had refillable metal containers for deodorant but then I saw all the deodorant refills were without aluminum. I'm too smelly for that. Same with toothpaste tabs - they all are the kind without Fluoride. I want Fluoride, but not a plastic container.

28/8/2025, 6:00:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social)

I am really hoping that at some point in time, major national brands will create options for refillable, non plastic containers. I would pay a bit extra to be able to take my glass or metal container to my local store & refill my Dawn dish soap or whatever. I want regular products w/o plastic.

28/8/2025, 6:00:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah! Give that a shot, that's been a game changer for me. Esp for doctors appt that don't let me schedule the next one before I leave. I just pop in a goal 2 months or so before I'll need the appt to schedule the appt & boom, I don't forget! I'm way more on top of stuff now than before.

28/8/2025, 4:17:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

A marriage expecting to be divorced - I definitely didn't, I was in it to the end but he decided he wasn't. But if I ever get married again, I'm just gonna keep my name & not add his at all, bc if I need to undo it in the future, it's such a gd hassle.

28/8/2025, 4:15:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

Everyone wanted proof. Esp the places that I just went by first name married name, without my original name included. It's been like 13 years since we got divorced & i still get shit with his last name on it. Which is whatever now but for awhile, it was a sad reminder. Not that anyone goes into

28/8/2025, 4:15:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

I did two last names, no hyphen, so i could use either or both as my legal name. Used my name at work, married name personally. It worked fine & was very easy to do the switch. Until I got divorced. Then I needed like 8,000 copies of the divorce order with just my name on it again bc

28/8/2025, 4:15:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

A sieve - things go in & immediately go back out. And i put birthdays in there as a "goal" to wish so & so a happy bday. I have more success using it like that vs a daily thing bc I snooze a lot of them too!!

28/8/2025, 4:10:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

I use it a lot to help me remember stuff, like when I know i am going to need to cancel a free trial of something on X date, I set a "goal" to cancel it that pops up on that date. Or reminding myself to call the pharm to refill something a few days in advance. That's been helpful bc my brain is

28/8/2025, 4:10:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

Ahh more Finch folks!

28/8/2025, 6:09:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Novak (@paleofuture.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

With all due respect, this country already experienced four years of Trump, witnessed him attempt a self-coup, and yet he won again through the popular vote. I’ve spent 7 months watching Dems I voted for confirm Trump’s nominees. This country is beyond redemption and nobody is coming to save us.

28/8/2025, 3:22:32 AM | 293 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Constantine (@ajaxsinger.bsky.social) reposted

ICE took 2 firefighters OFF THE FUCKING FIRE LINE!?

28/8/2025, 2:32:42 AM | 6666 2887 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) reposted

from the bottom of a box of wine somewhere jeanine pirro screeches like a barn owl

27/8/2025, 4:20:43 PM | 989 107 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) reposted

free idea: an app that makes a phone throw itself at a wall whenever a politician who's done nothing to stop mass shootings types out “thoughts and prayers”

27/8/2025, 4:25:27 PM | 516 62 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

It's so truly horrible

27/8/2025, 4:04:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you! 😁

27/8/2025, 4:02:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social)

Jacob Frey sucks but he fucking nailed it with this: "Don't talk about thoughts & prayers. These kids were literally praying - they were at mass." #Minneapolis #Mpls

27/8/2025, 3:59:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm so sorry you're right in the middle of it so close. Just being in MN, I'm sick & I am lucky enough to not know anyone & to have distance from it. Take care of yourself & each other. 💔

27/8/2025, 3:53:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

Absolutely heartbreaking. I don't know how we accept this as a society. Even if a particular child isn't injured, how much did they see & hear? How significant is the PTSD going to be? How do these children ever go back to school again? Or even just normal kids? Why are we okay with this?

27/8/2025, 3:49:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social)

Having an extremely hard time focusing on work this morning bc I'm feeling sick. Feels like a kick in the stomach, esp bc we all know that absolutely nothing will happen to prevent the next one.

27/8/2025, 3:42:51 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

That guy can get fucking bent.

27/8/2025, 3:40:27 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

Also wasn't that the word Orwell's 1984 used for its govt departments? Been a bit since I read it but that sounds familiar.

27/8/2025, 3:39:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

He's not even trying to mask his intent.

25/8/2025, 4:17:45 PM | 3658 1188 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ben (@legalshmendrik.bsky.social) reposted

The stats on trial success correlated to pre trial success really call into question whether there can be justice in a system that doesn’t allow pre trial release or makes it even harder

25/8/2025, 4:20:59 PM | 22 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social)

I fucking love him. You want someone who really says what people think? This guy does it.

25/8/2025, 4:29:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social)

WHYYYYYYYYY can't he just die already?!?!

25/8/2025, 4:28:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

Ironically, pretrial release of one criminal defendant in particular is substantially responsible for where we are today.

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25/8/2025, 4:03:05 PM | 1024 206 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joshua B. Hoe (@joshuabhoe.bsky.social) reposted

So counterproductive and, frankly, stupid Cashless bail reduces crime. Pretrial incarceration causes more crime than pretrial detention prevents Also, why should only people with money have access to mercy? www.axios.com/2025/08/25/t...

25/8/2025, 3:53:41 PM | 34 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social)

I've decided I am going to be zombie Jessica Rabbit for Halloween this year

25/8/2025, 1:21:04 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 (@gtconway.bsky.social) reposted

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24/8/2025, 11:58:28 PM | 7805 2690 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you! I find it very relaxing bc it requires minimal thinking. Picture is already decided, paint colors already decided, I just gotta fill in the spaces & then tada! Cool looking paintings!

25/8/2025, 1:14:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social)

Fucking Snoop...

25/8/2025, 1:05:01 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social)

Making progress on my latest paint by number. I really like how it's turning out.

An unfinished paint by number depicting a scene on the water, with houses on the shore in the background. There is a small boat on the left side with people in who are releasing paper lanterns into the sky. There are a lot of paper lanterns floating in the sky & the reflection of the lanterns is visible in the water.
25/8/2025, 12:59:38 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

I absolutely hate that so many places are doing this now. The target by me puts Excedrin behind glass!!!

24/8/2025, 5:30:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social)

I've had a folding elliptical in the box for about a month since I bought it on sale Amazon Prime day but it has a weight limit that I was still over, which is why it has been in the box. UNTIL TODAY!!! Finally dropped below the weight limit & got to break it out! #Zepbound is a miracle

23/8/2025, 3:13:07 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, why isn't this front page news?? It's so fucking funny!

22/8/2025, 9:07:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

Q: You're literally saying she put Arby's in her pants? A: I'm saying she literally put Arby's in her pants. Yes. Q: You're not making a slur about her? A: No. Q: You're literally saying she put an Arby's sandwich in her pants, is that right? A. Yes. That's correct. That's correct.

22/8/2025, 9:05:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social)

Ok has anyone else seen the unhinged Laura Loomer deposition transcript where she tries to argue that referring to the "Arby's in [MTG's] pants" was bc MTG loves roast beef so much that she stores actual, literal Arby's roast beef sandwiches in her pants? I would have laughed so fucking hard

22/8/2025, 8:59:30 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kevin Baum (@kevinbaum013.bsky.social) reposted

If we can only get every conservative person in this country to be personally affected by negative things, maybe we can actually have nice things.

22/8/2025, 8:41:12 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jjinandtonic (@jjinandtonic.bsky.social) reposted

Big blow for the Notre Dame “brawling in the parking lot” team

22/8/2025, 8:50:17 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture burt 🥪💨 (@refreshingtime.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

they hate me because im so cool. they can tell by the sunglasses

19/8/2025, 3:50:13 AM | 34 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

FACTORY INSTALLED

19/8/2025, 8:23:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social)

Repost with a tweet you still think about I randomly think about this and start giggling

19/8/2025, 8:19:21 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

The app i use for working out has real fitness trainers & one of them talks about having a masters in gerentology & making exercise accessible to everyone of all ages. She's got a specialty program on there called AgeWell. She made a very smart career choice@

19/8/2025, 4:39:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture darth™️ (@darthbluesky.bsky.social) reposted

just looked up “fuckin vulgar” in @merriam-webster.com and

18/8/2025, 11:48:48 PM | 1881 228 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erik “WHERE’S MY SANDWICH” Michaelsen (@eriknmichaelsen.bsky.social) reposted

(cough)(cough) horeseshit

19/8/2025, 4:10:48 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Theleifmeister (@leifmeister.bsky.social) reposted

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19/8/2025, 4:28:08 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🌊💙🦋Chloe🦋💙🌊 (@poshcloset1000.bsky.social) reposted

..power pose..✨

Cheezburger via @anlyin meme: “when u mad but u gotta give em the ol razzle dazzle” pic is of a woman cradling a cat in one arm while taking a cell phone pic with her other hand and the gray cat has a stank look on its face while its legs are pointing to the side and up.
18/8/2025, 11:03:48 PM | 68 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social)

This is so tacky

18/8/2025, 11:01:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

Definitely a little baby

18/8/2025, 11:00:14 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

Done doing anything for the rest of the day bc that activity was enough to cause the tenderness & pain to rear its ugly head again. This is the worst illness, I can't believe how hard it hits! I'm so close to the end though...

18/8/2025, 10:59:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

My guts are angry & painful again bc I'm sure that's not a recommended activity when you're still not fully past the norovirus symptoms. But I didn't have a choice - I live alone & the box couldn't keep sitting in the living room (which was as far as I could get it into my house on Friday). I'm

18/8/2025, 10:59:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

I needed to just get the entire box out to the garbage in the alley, since I couldn't let it keep sitting in the living room. Meat juice was starting to leak out from the cardboard box. So I had no choice but to lift it & carry it out to the garbage in the alley, then clean up the floor. So now

18/8/2025, 10:59:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social)

Well, the gut pain had mostly subsided as of this morning, although the fatigue was still kicking my ass. I managed to get up enough energy to shower & then I HAD to deal with the Hello Fresh box of rotting food in the living room that arrived on Friday, when I could barely move bc everything hurt.

18/8/2025, 10:59:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social)

What?

18/8/2025, 6:54:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

Sadly the Trump genes are strong with that one & his facial features show he's a trump. Idk if he's Donald's but he's in that genetic line.

18/8/2025, 6:53:05 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't even like football but I like the vikings for this!

18/8/2025, 6:47:35 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly!

18/8/2025, 3:23:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

I am glad to hear it! The quality seems to have gone down sadly.

18/8/2025, 3:22:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

Also telling on himself with his giant bejeweled wedding band in his photos & he manages to be the first ever cat owning man I've ever found repulsive due to his weird ass way of describing his cat & his relationship with his cat

Screenshot from a dating app. At the top it says: My morning routine looks like Play with my Bengal cat named Zeus for 20 minutes & then i work out for an hour before work Under that is a selfie of the man in question, with his phone in front of his face, clearly at the gym. He has a giant, gaudy, bejeweled wedding band on. He also has sausage fingers.
18/8/2025, 7:56:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

Men like this are on these dating apps telling on themselves. Sorry you're a loser who can't sustain a friendship with a woman -- oh I'm sorry, a GIRL ‐‐ but I'm pretty sure that's a you problem.

Screenshot from a dating app profile. It says My bio The word
18/8/2025, 7:56:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

I've flown frontier once & it was a fucking disaster. Never again

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Profile picture Cynnie (@sinycalbytch.bsky.social) reply parent

Sooo annoying. Being a good author doesn't mean being a good narrator!

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