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This is truly one of the best illustrations of what is happening in America.
If I were charged with a federal crime, I’d hire Pam Bondi’s brother as my lawyer. Because I don’t think this is a coincidence.
Great flavor.
Arkin was a legend!
His name was merrick garland, and he did absolutely nothing to hold anyone accountable. Then he disappeared into the ether and now we have his legacy.
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This article just reminded me of this old tweet
Special shout-out to Witkoff for repeatedly mispronouncing “Nobel” as “noble,” showing his deep appreciation for the prize.
Finally someone is saying it. Hes going after the same thing he was accused of at a far greater level. This MFer claims he did nothing wrong meanwhile hes attacking people for the same thing. Its so disingenuous and pathetic. What a loser.
Constituent: You need to take your head out of Trump’s ass.
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And whoever said the sunrise alarm clock, they are the best for getting up in the dark.
Make it a rule to be in bed by 10 to get up at 530. Its tough to feel awake without a minimum amount of sleep.
Could you imagine anyone you know where a hat that said X name was right about everything? Talk about loser energy. This is what psychos do. This is so god damn cringe and should be called out.
Add receiving mail to list of things trump ruined
Garland should have been publicly humiliated for his dereliction of duty.
Guy looks so tired everytime they mention Jeff the financier epstein. Really soft, low energy. SAD!
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Add gdp to this list of things trump ruined.
I can guarantee you would not recognize this person without the 3lbs of make up and hair spray
Imagine Joe Biden doing this bullsh
Rest in piss buddy.
Another thing trump ruined, add video games to the pile.
Cats, am I right?!
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Trump economy making your grocery bill your 2016 costco bill
Brendan carr is another incompetent jagoff who will look like a clown in court every single time his dumb face shows up.
Low energy donny. Sad!
Hes lost without his podcast mic Sad!
Him being able to rebuy all gas no brakes gave him legitimacy again. Its pretty gross how that weasel got a free pass.
Unfucking believable. Merrick Garlands legacy is this shit.
Generosity from strangers. I was at a bus stop in san francisco in my early 20s and a nice gentleman offered me as many mushrooms as I wanted from a huge ziplock bag before the bus came.
@kenmartin.bsky.social needs to go, this guy is jeb bush levels of energy.
Why do they never go en banc
As a DC resident I'm firmly in favor of a jury strike during this occupation. If you're on grand jury duty, refuse to indict. If you're on trial jury, refuse to convict.
Changi is usually a stop off point, the hassle of going in and out of customs just didnt make it worth seeing the waterfall.
Go to trial, lol good luck getting a jury to convict in dc!
Damn reznor in hokas is not big rockstar energy
I have a PHD in Chop Suey Sandwich R&D if you guys need help.
If the worst part of your airport is actually outside of the airport than its not the worst airport. “The worst part about the nyc subway? I mean the wind blowing on the corner of 34th and broadway when im about to go down!”
Meh you cant even see it with leaving customs
SFO hands down
Can someone get that man a podcast so we don't have to look at his dumb microphone on his dumb show
Another great thing fucktard trump ruined
Waj the story is in the defunct trump modeling.
Sunk-cost fallacy and cheating students are the only things keeping AI in business at this point. Just look at how usage of ChatGPT plummets as soon as the semester ends.
If you’re wondering how ICE recruitment and training is going under Kristi Noem—South Park already nailed it.
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Billy comin out for wharf rat was awesome. Sound inside is so inconsistent though, some of the best sound i heard all night. Bathroom situation wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.
George, allison gill is straight trash. Please dont source merrick garlands biggest defender.
Me three months ago:
This administration and its supporters have no values, no morals, no principles other than adherence to Trump and seething hatred for anything not-Trump. A despicable pedophilic predator is a hero if not-Trump opposed them. They are less than human.
Manu is embarrassing. Dude what are you willing to sacrifice for access? You let this dipshit own your interview. Find a new job dude, you suck as much as the lady who needs lotion.
Cut the mic on this lady. She should be committed in a hospital not on CNN.
Jesus christ what in the brain worms
Fuck you, hope you enjoyed colbert tho! Primary this disingenuous dipshit!
brother, that movie was straight trash.
This is why apple wants unknown numbers sent to a separate box. Let them spend the money on the advertising while you ignore the shit out of it.
"However, I was told that in the process of having to work with Fetterman, Bissinger went from believing the Pennsylvania senator was a legitimate presidential candidate to believing he should no longer be in office at all" defector.com/nobody-wants...
Must be nice having a government show some decency
Meet the new boss Same as the old boss - The Who
Brendan Carr is a grade A asshole.
One thing about American cops is that they are really, really bad at their jobs, often because they are cowards.
weird tanden is the only one ive heard drop garlands name. Where is this guy to justify his jackassery
Profiles in courage from a bitch ass brooklyn coward @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
Vote for more of the do nothing same mediocre party that wont stand up to fascism. Go away.
This dude is so fucking guilty, each day it’s more and more desperate spin.
"The disgraced financier" He was a child rapist guys.
The first stop is always istanbul!
Vandehei really working for his main role as trumps cock holster.
Hawley you know what to here youre used to running out of buildings cowering in fear
Divided by what? This ladies stupidity? This broad should be a one and done senator. What a hack, what a disappointment. Her speech after trump earlier in the year was horrible, wtf are you doing talking about how great reagan. Shes like a somehow shittier gillibrand.
This is the most low energy group of democrats we have jesus christ
Release the Epstein Files.
Weird seeing so many Republicans are either child rapists or harboring them.
the em dashes give away she used AI to write that.
A list of what Grandpa Felony has been raging about on social media for the past week—trying to distract us all from those pesky Epstein files.
Jason stop gaslighting Americans. People 100% care that the president is a child rapist.
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This weasel stole classified documents to give to russia. Give me a fucking a break you dementia riddled child rapist.
Harrison gets crushed by the accused rapey all gas no breaks guy...and the DNC thinks this guy will be the next joe rogan? This is my democratic party dogg.
These same jagoffs want you to pay $400 round trip to get from LA to Vegas on their rail. You can literally fly for $39 each way from multiple cities in socal. Final stage capitalism at its finest.
Obama should publicly trash Trump. Call his lies out. Call out the connections with Epstein and call out the child rape accusations.
Dude is so guilty
The president is doing everything in his power to get you to not accept the fact he was jeff epsteins best friend and a child rapist.
I wouldnt trust Noem to volunteer at a dog shelter let alone run DHS.
90 DEALS 90 DAYS TWO WEEK EXTENSION TALKS PLANNED TRADE DEAL IN PLACE RINSE AND REPEAT. Trump and his ilk are a bunch of incompetent morons.
When guys like Johnson who claim the moral high ground using christianity are so clearly covering up for a child rapist, you need to use scripture to call out the hypocrisy. Its really simple, and any journalist not willing to call it out should find a new profession.
39! Holy smokes he looks 60.
No shit @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social Your political career will end in similar fashion to Eric Cantor because in your quest for power, you couldn't read the fucking room. And I'll laugh my ass off when it happens.
lol yup
Nepo baby Ellison, and his father are economic dictators. David who has zero accolades outside of starting a production company with daddys endless bank roll. I wish democrats would call these oligarchs out, especially this trust fund bitch who is doing exactly what maga claims Soros is doing.
Mehdi Hasan vs 20 Sacha Baron Cohen characters
Thanks Merrick Garland for being a pathetic weak POS!
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social shit or get off the pot. It’s embarrassing to see this “leadership” from dems. I hope primary season comes and destroys whats left of your laughably useless career.