okay maybe clanker has gone too far
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okay maybe clanker has gone too far
To clarify, the man above is not me. I will show off my own pair of action jorts when the time is right.
A product like this exists and I own them raskolapparel.com/collections/...
The followup to The Tell-Tale Heart was underwhelming
My daughter was one of dozens of students arrested at Columbia and then suspended from her PhD program for two years in response--a clear project of the Palestine exception. Jessie runs it all down here. Paywall but you can see a preview at least. zeteo.com/p/columbia-u...
I've got bad news for you
That is a catastrophic number.
Got a bunch of dudes I don't know in my replies, screaming "Um!!!! Nate Silver is not a centrist, he is a self-described Riverian, duh!! You would know this if you understood Bayesian probability. Update your priors, you knave, you pillock, you absolute dullard!"
Shut the fuck up.
What pisses me off about Nate Silver and other reactionary centrists is that it is possible to face endless torrents of scorn online without abandoning liberal principles. At a certain point, you have to choose to be an adult. It's either that or curdle into a hateful moron.
Updating an events app profile to express my interest in various topics and I can't stop laughing at these options
we're gonna have a semi-illiterate society in a few decades aren't we?
I think we’re already quite close.
What an astonishing omen that the first video to ever appear on the Internet was called the Trojan Room Coffee Pot. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trojan_...
“Dying mall” gets overused to describe abandoned projects but it really does fit Twitter and text-based social media. When the anchor stores leave a mall more often than not it’s not because the mall is a bad location but because big retail stores are an outdated and unprofitable concept
Yeah this is an excellent point.
Twitter was always the smallest of the premiere social apps, but it had the most cultural influence per user by a wide margin. That’s because you can break news faster with text than with video. Now that X has destroyed verification, there is no primary text-based vehicle for news production. Bad!
It’s an interesting study on how major events impact adjacent trends. I’m doubtful Twitter would be seeing a decline in usage had Elon not bought the company and turned it into a Nazi cesspool. But he did, and most ethical users left to… stop using text-based social media entirely.
When I try to attract friends to Bluesky, the response is “I’m kinda over the whole Twitter thing” which scans pretty clearly as “I want video.”
I made a $25 bet with a friend that he kicks it by October. Feeling great about it.
This has already been mapped out
Fate is stronger than the will of man.
Some say it was the most fitting birth year of all time
I love that you have this. Thanks for sharing. How often do you do these rides?
Noel I have never spent 8 hours working out. That’s incredible.
I get that sometimes too! Big crier
Believe mine have already been reindexed.
The offering is unfortunately not nearly as sexy as the ad implies.
What libs don’t understand is that the President has decided to go and live in a beautiful farm upstate where there are plenty of open green fields and he can run and run and run.
I don’t know about an AI video of Trump golfing but they clearly tried to dispel rumors about his health with a photo that was taken on August 23rd. www.instagram.com/share/_ZfBEB...
Wait excuse me
I feel great for my country. This is tremendous content.
This is one of the funniest things anyone has ever said about me.
I deleted a month's worth of shit today, so I want to cosign this very enthusiastically. Just delete! Free yourself! I've already forgotten what I posted about in August, who cares, I'll fuckin talk about it again idgaf
I am specifically saving and favoriting this photo for that exact purpose.
This is the only way men should respond to the question "Would you still love me if I were a worm?"
Big on post deletion. Almost all posts that have ever existed should have been deleted.
Really seems like the dude is dying. Wish I could summon the post I made about this a few months ago but deleted after I was shouted down for “not understanding the elderly body.”
I took a break from free weights to try other things for a few years
This is good. Watch it.
As I understand it, parents demand access to their children.
Please kick it on Labor Day. Can you imagine?
Recently got back into free weights for the first time in a few years and I forgot that you can also get a runner’s high from big lifts. I am feeling like a trillion dollars (also I can’t move my body, help).
Haven’t seen anyone mention the blood-and-soil, uh, Brooklynite is Heems of Das Racist fame. You know. “I’m at the combination / Pizza Hut / I’m at the Taco Bell.” Dear lord he looks like shit for 40. Wonder why.
Believe it or not, Heems is 40 years old
Holy shit my man
Someone on here made this meme about ME, and I love it
I dove deep into my meme folder to find that, and fell in love with a half dozen I didn’t make but had forgotten about.
Post a meme made by you
It is obvious to anyone who has ever eaten a grapefruit that the object is trying, perhaps unsuccessfully, to kill you.
souls players be like “i’m trying out a new build”
every day i see hundreds of comments of people spinning elaborate scenarios to explain how trump can control everything and all opposition is futile. a) i think a lot of you need to log off and stop following professional doomsayers. b) i think a lot of you are cowards
Forget cellar door. Sober wife is the most beautiful phrase in English.
Whenever I think about this I post it again because it makes me laugh every time
Mercifully no
Please don’t let this post settle at 14 reposts and 88 likes.
At my gym in Hollywood the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen is running, laughing, dancing, dare I say gallivanting on a treadmill at 9 mph. Single-handedly recreating the gas fight from Zoolander (2001). I’m captivated.
Take a moment to witness that Michael Imperioli is advertising a meditation webinar on Instagram with a still of Christopher bleeding out in season 2 of The Sopranos. Just an astonishing document. Couldn’t exist any time but now. #buddha
Together as one pic - it’s pretty astonishing how much he looks like her now.
AM I DEAD
Yet more evidence the president is the Antichrist
It’s funny you say that because I think it is clearly the best of the three.
That is such a great description
This is ChatGPT writing like Gavin Newsom writing like Trump
I have to say while I don’t think this output scans as credibly Trump, it is extremely funny.
I have to say while I don’t think this output scans as credibly Trump, it is extremely funny.
Sounds like Ken is… difficult to work with if not exactly an asshole. But the larger issue is crunch and contract work endemic to the industry.
The joy in learning that my colleague worked on and in places appeared in BioShock: Infinite was instantly destroyed by her account of the working conditions. Woof.
Truly difficult to believe
That is the opposite of pursing your lips
It's stunning how much he's transformed into his mother, actually.
I ask because when I purse my lips, I suck on my teeth and I can’t suck on my teeth without pursing my lips. In both cases, I look pissed off.
Memo: from the Department of Literary Cliches I’ve Never Understood: Is “she pursed her lips” the same activity as “she sucked on her teeth?”
Report: Donald Trump “is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.”
(Tearfully, over a bloated corpse) “I would have voted for you a third time if I could.”
I can’t stop laughing
Labubus with an -s just feels like a word for something men can’t find on a woman.
What the fuck Nick. My kid could have seen that.
Yeah nature did something unacceptable to Fred Trump’s ears
The photo is real
I'm sorry, but BlueSky *desperately* needs a content warning feature.
It’s real
Sure is
It's stunning how much he's transformed into his mother, actually.
Even if he's perfectly fine, it is JARRING to Google "Donald Trump" and see this side-by-side. The man has aged like dog shit.
God I love this
My good friend and I always bought Powerball tickets when the jackpot exceeded $292M, because the odds of winning the Powerball are 1-in-292,000,000, and at that point "It becomes an investment rather than a bet. You'd be stupid not to!" Uh huh.
Literally nothing
wait holy shit it actually happened he's gone
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