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Fucking hell, reading through that thread of losers going "uwu poor politicians they're probably frightened after Jo Cox". No, the right wing and centrists weaponised her murder instantly to suit their purposes and if they were truly worried they wouldn't have spent a decade fanning the flames
Because they're ethnonationalists themselves
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3. How quickly can I get it into Keir Starmer's house to replace his England flag
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In this nation, we RESPECT THE FLAG 🫡
Swap it for napalm and you've got a deal
I live in what was a very Tory area. Outside of times like international football tournaments and holidays I have never seen people flying the England flag or Union Jack just because. There is no fucking way these posh cunt MPs have flags up in their homes or gardens. No chance.
Really want someone to quickly fly a drone over and reveal this massive lie before the next day delivery Amazon order with cheap plastic bunting arrives
Constantly shouting "show me your flag, Keir" at him until he relents
Bacon, but what if literally the only flavour was salty fat
If anything could make Knowing or Gods of Egypt worse, AI could 🫡
Damn, we'd better listen to the cunt who hasn't made a good film in nearly 30 years, I bet he's got his finger on the pulse.
Doughnald Trumpizza
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Yesssss which absolute corker are you playing?
Yeah they make a brilliant duo, she's there once a week for childcare anyway and the baby adores her, it's so cute
Not the best but hey ho!
We're a few years away from that thankfully, although I suspect my partner's mum will be giving as good as she gets for a fair while (ex nurse with zero bullshit tolerance and a massive heart)
Aye although I am now a little burned by it haha
Tbh not really, food wasn't great and just feeling a bit stressed now But the baby is asleep on me now so I can try to get her down in the cot and then call my mum, and then I can hopefully finally relax
I'm going to make some bolognese on Wednesday though and that's going to kick ass, so all is not lost for flavour this week
Unfortunately it was kind of mediocre tbh
Luckily my partner's mum was happy to come over, at least we avoided that cost
A far better option tbh
Love 2 live with childcare expenses plus catching up with the administrative costs of a family member dying and trying to have a little treat at the same time
My partner wanted to go out for dinner tonight and now I have no money for the rest of the month lol
For real, we had another American say that chicken tikka masala isn't British
It's kind of worse, because it's not fighting back against a faction within an existing institution, it's stopping a new institution from doing what at least one of the core party structure wants from the word go
Looking good Mr President
Unsurprised to see someone who was getting fussy the other day about a far right think tank being targeted with some paint completely misunderstand the situation tbh
Between this, Wirtz and Isak I'm suing Liverpool for stealing their transfer strategy from my FIFA 21 career mode save
Now they need do something about the transphobe they're inexplicably having lead party events
Yeah I think it's very much "these are racist authoritarians who want to kill children"
A nice quick reply from her, knock yourself out! em4miniatures.com/products/25-...
This is horrific and will lead to children dying Labour should never, ever be allowed to get into power ever again
Hey look it's another example of Labour veering far to the right of the Conservatives
My partner picked them up for my birthday this year, I'll have to check with her where she got them from
Aaron Parnasshole
He should hang something else tbh
And the UK sucks absolute shit for similar reasons, albeit with in places older roots! Deeply sceptical of anyone from either side of the Atlantic that doesn't recognise the flaws of their country tbh
Yeah the two purples I think have worked quite nicely, nice fun schemes
Ended my lunch break by just slapping on a load of speed paint on some more proxies, really rough paint jobs but thought it would be cool to try out some other schemes and see how the paints flow on different surfaces.
Only one?! Outrageous. He needs at least 7. Must resign.
She's made some really shitty comments that are overtly racist too, thinking about her Black Lives Matter rant back in the day
India Willoughby not be racist challenge (impossible)
Hi Bill, just pointing out you're a massive racist 👋
Simply doing my posting duty 🫡
Mfer said brigated lol
Incorrect. To use a reference your toyshop nation would understand, you are New Coke to the original, burger boy
I think it's clear now that the only way to defend the human rights of everyone in Britain is to destroy the Labour Party.
It's absolutely wild today, the walk back was so sunny
They call me "depression Jesus"
It's like captain scarlet down there
Keir Starmer uses fabric softener on his pubes
Chose a gap in the rain to go get my medication poorly
Lmao burger boy
Plus, he's the company secretary and basically now voice number three of the party, how easy do people think it's going to be to push him out exactly?
But he mentioned trans people in an article today!!!!!!! How dare you 😠
TIL that Mouse from The Matrix is also Elan Sleazebaggano, the "wanna buy some death sticks" guy in Attack of the Clones.
An American leftist is being racist about British food again
Have you tried not being unbelievably racist?
On the kids tv theme let's make the Bond car Brum too
Yeah, I think the next Bond will be more of a straightforward action thing, they'll play it safe I reckon.
Yes please!
Yeah he posts transphobia constantly. If it's just in replies maybe people would miss it?
Hey Amazon I can be trusted to make your next Bond movie, I promise I won't flake like everyone else you've hired, I will stay right to the end 🌝
Imagine it though, following around a truly evil spy working for the British government destabilising a democratic country to the benefit of a military coup, the final scene of him covered in blood surrounded by the bodies of a village he slaughtered as God Save The Queen plays and the credits roll.
The only good James Bond movie they could make now is if they did a Nightcrawler, American Psycho or Man Bites Dog with it and followed him as a villain.
Think I might pop a message to a few people today about it if I find the time
Once again highlighting that I could happily solve the rise of fascism in the UK, you just need to give me a license to kill and a bat with nails in it
Drink piss, nerdlinger
Remember in GTA2 when you could run over a line of the Elvis cult members? That.
Tagging in another Labour propagandist to run cover for how deeply bigoted your horrible political party is, is it
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Games Workshop embrace inevitability and license a primarch dating sim.
A) he believes the wild shit he spouts B) he's already lied to Congress to get appointed in the first place C) he will absolutely lie again if he feels it is necessary
Good luck pal ❤️
They have to eat that dog chocolate i reckon
There you go
It's depressing how many leftists take that turn tbh
Hahahahahaha
Ugh it's always depressing when people just get worse
What a stand up guy
I want this video but with Hugh Grant's house in Heretic
If I'm feeling proactive I'll DM people who have DMs on tomorrow to give them the heads up they're following this creep
Yeah it's a massive design oversight
Hearing reports Guiliani was wearing the scorpion jacket from Drive and chewing on a toothpick
Hurt...but with a robot voice
💯, they're always such misogynistic pieces of shit
I expect no less
God ain't that the truth. Seen a lot of people showing their true colours on here over the Your Party fiasco too (often either supporting transphobia or using the transphobia to be Islamophobic)
Oh one of those types. Lovely.
