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Chrys smetzler

@smets81.bsky.social

Just a simple guy dealing with the same stuff on a different day.

created September 6, 2024

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Profile picture Chrys smetzler (@smets81.bsky.social) reply parent

So your the one who supplied worf and jadzia with the saurian brandy hhhhhmmmmmm.

2/9/2025, 12:31:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I heard one did the helicopter in quarks and kicked morns drink out his hand and splashed on a table full of angry klingons.

1/9/2025, 10:12:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope when she goes to hell her hellmate will be Osama bin Laden.

1/9/2025, 10:08:07 PM | 38 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does loomer know when to shit the fuck up. I mean my God i watched the internet today episode where Ricky and Elliot are talking about the feud loomer is having with mtg and Jesus H christ on a pogo stick loomer just can't shut the fuck up.

1/9/2025, 10:06:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well your lucky you didn't black out drunk and woke up super glued to the ceiling of worfs quarters on the defiant.

1/9/2025, 10:02:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jadzia must be in prank mode again.

1/9/2025, 7:46:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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God rfk jr is nurgle from warhammer.

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31/8/2025, 1:49:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Didn't they say the shooter was a racist nutjob?

28/8/2025, 12:13:38 AM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm surprised his maga maggots haven't gone crazy over subway.

27/8/2025, 2:10:04 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 2:07:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 5:30:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well at least your not screaming about a possessed replicator shooting out tasty treats and dont even think about bring food in this conversation chief

26/8/2025, 9:44:47 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nergul is from warhammer 40k and warhammer fantasy.

26/8/2025, 9:42:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If this worm was sent back to nazi occupied Europe he would have sold out his own people.

26/8/2025, 9:41:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Caligula his nephew Nero and trump were in the same room. The 2 roman dictators would congratulate the mango mussolini on fucking up america.

26/8/2025, 9:39:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see rfk jr as the human form of the chaos god nergul lord of plague and pestilence.

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26/8/2025, 9:30:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That hat pretty much says it all he is a fucking idiot.

22/8/2025, 8:06:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The mango mussolini is taking pointers from governments who either kill or lockup journalists for telling the truth.

21/8/2025, 4:52:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chrys smetzler (@smets81.bsky.social) reply parent

Well your not alone sam winchester was in a time loop but his was caused by a jackass angel.

21/8/2025, 4:51:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow he just wants the worst of the worst freed. First it was all of the jan 6th traitors he pardon and then he pardons every scumbag who family or friends donated to his shitty campaign.

21/8/2025, 4:49:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chrys smetzler (@smets81.bsky.social) reply parent

I hear garak is sick for your next class and he has a substitute ready for you chief.

21/8/2025, 2:25:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chrys smetzler (@smets81.bsky.social) reply parent

What has the putz done besides going on vacation after vacation and humiliating zelensky with "Did you say thank you".

21/8/2025, 2:22:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/8/2025, 2:08:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Most likely.

18/8/2025, 8:33:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did the worm in rfk jr jumped to a new host??

18/8/2025, 8:28:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We're you working on a McDonald's ice-cream machine that's always broken and is a cursed relic.

18/8/2025, 8:20:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chrys smetzler (@smets81.bsky.social) reply parent

I wonder how much thc was in his system when he claim he worked with cm punk even though he was long gone when punk came back.

18/8/2025, 8:08:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have a bad feeling these will be in the Smithsonian under the exhibit called American pride.

18/8/2025, 2:49:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know cold war cia agents that are still around are having a collective aneurysm due to the mango mussolini.

18/8/2025, 2:46:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He probably jacks off to a shrine of the mango mussolini.

18/8/2025, 2:42:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That pic will sober up any drunk.

18/8/2025, 2:41:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The mango mussolini is going to make america even bigger window lickers after his butt fucking session he had with his boss.

18/8/2025, 5:10:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No shit and using her Islamophobia.

18/8/2025, 3:24:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chrys smetzler (@smets81.bsky.social) reply parent

What in the bizarro world is this shit.

18/8/2025, 1:40:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chrys smetzler (@smets81.bsky.social) reply parent

youtu.be/4C1LARnXmiE?... They should have done this to putin.

18/8/2025, 1:38:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chrys smetzler (@smets81.bsky.social) reply parent

All thanks to that parasite Laura loony loomer.

18/8/2025, 1:34:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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After zelensky was humiliated by the mango mussolini and the couch fucker is ordered a i stand with ukraine car magnet.

18/8/2025, 1:34:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/8/2025, 11:03:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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'Event Horizon' Comic Book Prequel Series Unveiled by IDW Publishing variety.com/2025/film/gl...

15/8/2025, 10:57:01 PM | 11 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chrys smetzler (@smets81.bsky.social) reply parent

Well that's enough bluesky for me today.

15/8/2025, 6:45:15 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's sad when we could have the first women president but instead we got a petty tiny dick asshole who want a nazi like university to take PBS place and spread right wing bullshit to kids and is using ice to commit Gestapo kidnappings.

15/8/2025, 6:41:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nurgle inspecting the damage he's caused.

13/8/2025, 1:53:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chrys smetzler (@smets81.bsky.social) reply parent

In a sad way mike judge is Nostredamus.

12/8/2025, 11:39:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Since the mango mussolini's boss can't have Ukraine since they keep kicking his ass. The orange one will give him Alaska as a consolation prize.

12/8/2025, 11:34:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The mango mussolini is doing what the north korean government is doing. Fucking over the middle and lower class and all money goes to the military.

12/8/2025, 11:30:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chrys smetzler (@smets81.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus H christ how may box wines did she emptied before this train wreck.

12/8/2025, 11:29:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chrys smetzler (@smets81.bsky.social) reply parent

The mango mussolini is taking a page from shitlers play book.

12/8/2025, 11:28:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chrys smetzler (@smets81.bsky.social) reply parent

Again with the food???

12/8/2025, 11:24:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@tasyoutube.bsky.social In the ds9 episode take me out to the holosuite would you say captain solok is a logic extremist due to his beliefs vulcans are superior to humans?

12/8/2025, 11:23:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chrys smetzler (@smets81.bsky.social) reply parent

Ricky and Eliot of internet today were talking about this loon.

11/8/2025, 1:11:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chrys smetzler (@smets81.bsky.social) reply parent

The mango mussolini is off for his performance review with his boss.

11/8/2025, 1:10:16 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chrys smetzler (@smets81.bsky.social) reply parent

Better question is why is it you always have a problem with food???

10/8/2025, 6:36:39 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chrys smetzler (@smets81.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like something that idiot doomcock would say.

9/8/2025, 6:48:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chrys smetzler (@smets81.bsky.social) reply parent

Rfk jr is nurgle in human form.

6/8/2025, 3:36:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chrys smetzler (@smets81.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this the kid who said "let's normalize Indian hate" and something like you can't get me to marry outside of my race?

6/8/2025, 3:35:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chrys smetzler (@smets81.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope to god whiskey pete gets fired because most of the Pentagon people think he is a fucking moron.

6/8/2025, 3:34:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chrys smetzler (@smets81.bsky.social) reply parent

This what you get when you appoint a person who spent most of her life in a cult to head the intelligence department.

6/8/2025, 3:31:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chrys smetzler (@smets81.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm still convinced rfk jr is nurgle the chaos god of plague and pestilence in human skin.

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6/8/2025, 3:26:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chrys smetzler (@smets81.bsky.social) reply parent

Rush was a fucking glorywhore and a absolute idiot.

6/8/2025, 2:13:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chrys smetzler (@smets81.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh ok must have been another person.

5/8/2025, 4:10:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chrys smetzler (@smets81.bsky.social) reply parent

To make a long story short never and I mean never get worf and jadzia really drunk or crazy stuff will happen.

5/8/2025, 3:36:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@eliotetc.bsky.social Has anyone noticed jacob wohl and his stooge jack burkman have been quite since the mango mussolini took back and ruined the white house?

5/8/2025, 3:22:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chrys smetzler (@smets81.bsky.social) reply parent

Not so loud I had a mix of blood wine and saurian brandy last night and now im glued to the ceiling of worfs quarters on the defiant.

5/8/2025, 3:19:38 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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5/8/2025, 3:09:54 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What what oh im good im good. Did you see if Q was screwing with you or having another fist fight with prophet sisko???

5/8/2025, 6:57:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHEEZE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA WHEEZE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHEEZE. Sorry chief you gave me the best asthma attack ever now I need to pass out and as Q about your chair heard he was back.

5/8/2025, 6:47:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@tasyoutube.bsky.social Question good sir do you know what happened to ketwolski?

2/8/2025, 7:24:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chrys smetzler (@smets81.bsky.social) reply parent

Then explain pike there is a 100 year gap between you 2????

1/8/2025, 1:01:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@annoyedobrien.bsky.social How????????

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1/8/2025, 12:06:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This douche bag should have stayed in Oregon and left washington state alone.

31/7/2025, 4:07:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a Washingtonian I denounce this turd in the punch bowl.

31/7/2025, 4:04:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of the idiots had to declare he is a fascist and then got fired from his job.

22/7/2025, 11:44:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chrys smetzler (@smets81.bsky.social) reply parent

Why is a mail ordered bride getting honored???

22/7/2025, 11:42:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I didn't recognize the idiot with the goatee and mustache.

13/7/2025, 10:59:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chrys smetzler (@smets81.bsky.social) reply parent

I have aspergers and my ex would bitch at me if I didn't listen or put something the wrong way and demand i need therapy.

13/7/2025, 10:58:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As a Washingtonian i denounce this disgrace to my home state.

8/7/2025, 5:24:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The audacity imof this shitshow of administration to market a fucking gulag and worse have that cunt laura loony loomer suggest they round up all Hispanic Americans and send them to that hell hole to where she hopes some or all would get eaten by alligators.

7/7/2025, 4:39:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have odo questions this guy saw him flying around the promenade.

7/7/2025, 4:35:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hope it moves like this before the pain takes over.

7/7/2025, 4:30:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought trumps bootlickers would doctored the list and frame people the mango mussolini hates.

7/7/2025, 4:28:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do they have a pull string on the back that screams "AAHHH MY SHOULDER" when you pull it???

7/7/2025, 4:26:44 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They closed a game studio that was working on a now canceled perfect dark game.

3/7/2025, 3:40:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder how much sun tan lotion miller uses so he doesn't burn up when he is out in direct sunlight.

30/6/2025, 9:31:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm convinced captain brain worm is a agent of the chaos god nergul lord of pestilence and plagues.

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30/6/2025, 9:28:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/6/2025, 3:52:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it a heavy arms variant?

22/6/2025, 4:41:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/6/2025, 3:49:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the reason why right minded world leaders should stay away from the white house cus it's run by a complete idiot.

8/6/2025, 2:08:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why is it the shitty Republicans always do dumb shit like this.

2/6/2025, 5:57:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was about to make a robocop comment but you beat me to the punch

2/6/2025, 5:55:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sooo is the jeepers creeper a deadite???

23/5/2025, 5:09:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope to god the democratics win the mid-term elections and 86 this orange buffoon out of the with house before he invites putin over and has him sit in the presidents chair.

23/5/2025, 2:34:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This proves thurston shitbag the third is a utter dipshit idiot.

19/5/2025, 3:57:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know the mango mussolini and his ass kissers are going to make fun over bidens cancer diagnosis.

18/5/2025, 10:01:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/5/2025, 9:59:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm going to miss you mom both me and jimmy.

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5/4/2025, 11:23:56 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I swear trump is a eco-villain from captain planet.

17/5/2025, 3:46:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ban laura loony loomer from your town please.

12/5/2025, 5:45:09 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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12/5/2025, 4:29:09 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know even millers old rabbi is disappointed with chrome dome.

12/5/2025, 4:15:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view