Bracing for a whole bunch of trains to start ramming each other.
Bracing for a whole bunch of trains to start ramming each other.
Double mastectomy in July, and now completely cancer free. I am extraordinarily lucky to have caught it this early before it could spread. I will now be annoying every single friend, loved one, and random internet stranger with the need to get mammograms.
I had my second ever mammogram in March. That’s how I found out I had breast cancer. Please, please, please…everyone get mammograms.
Aw. Maggie needs attention.
The fact that she can tilt her head like that after all the surgery is unexpected.
Gonna go with 1, in that I think it’s been a very, very long time since Trump has actually heard/processed anything anyone has said. What with the tertiary syphilis and all.
He also just learned the word “odious” and is super excited about it.
Given all of the gaslighting, it’s really shocking that pics of his cankles actually prompted some sort of admission. Guess they really don’t want to get into the catheter allegations.
Woe to the person charged with changing his diaper and putting him down tonight. Hazard pay.
If there is a god, I hope she really leans on that smite button:
Does he mean Tim Apple?
I’m guessing the people who were complicit in torpedoing Biden and putting the dementia-addled sociopath back in office might have a vested interest in justifying their actions given, you know, EVERYTHING.
Guess I’m henceforth an exclusively Dulles flyer. Cool.
If you’re reluctant to get the booster, at least get the blood test to check your immunity levels. Took me two minutes at my CVS.
Rand Paul threatening us with a good time, which is not something I thought I’d ever type.
This will be devastating for that fired park ranger who voted for him because she somehow believed that he gave a shit about IVF. She’ll have to stare limpidly out into the middle distance for another NYT photographer.
That’s gotta be the best possible update for him under the circumstances. Lionel Hutz would decry her incompetence as cartoonishly implausible.
Not being able to face your own guilt or admit culpability for killing your kid is one thing; actively advocating for other parents to kill their kids is some next level sociopathy.
Not content with simply rubber stamping RFK’s plan to kill the kids off with measles and polio, I see. How proactive.
Schumer is probably pretty sure that the real injustice is having to cancel some book tour dates after his fecklessness caused us DC folks to get a little mean.
Did he also ask Schumer which country he *thinks* he is currently in? Also an odd answer for a man who had to cancel his own book tour stops because of his fear about what his own party might do.
Must be upsetting when you deliberately turn someone into a God/king and then they act like a God/king, but against your specific space.
Another day, another “I voted for Trump because I was delighted in his promised cruelty but I never expected him to be cruel to me” story.
Man, the sheer amount of money I’m going to contribute to the person who primaries you is comparable only to the sheer amount of money I threw into electing your problematic ass in the first place. Fool me once, coward. Good luck ever getting anyone to believe in you again.
Please. For the love of all that’s holy. Destroy them. And tell us how to help.
I will offer him that sentiment x soooooo much on his book tour.
Just give him a fucking chance because: yes. Yes he will.
I will be there, with exceptionally angry bells on.
I agree. Gonna get my kids working on a sign art project over the weekend.
DC resident here…I am incandescent with rage. I’ve made fifty phone calls over the past two days telling them to stand up for my City and our Country. I don’t have reps, but I will use my money and my time to primary the ever living shit out of these feckless cowards.
I’ll see y’all at the DC one. Kinda want to splurge on those pricey second row tickets so I can make sure he really sees my face when I call him a cowardly feckless traitor.
I wish my kids weren’t in the DC public school system.
Your yes vote is a massive F you to veterans…to DC…to families…to those dependent upon Medicaid and SS. Even federal employees are begging y’all to do the right thing. If you choose the feckless cowardly path, just know that we will never, ever let you forget.
You must be intensely proud that he paused from instructing his AG to prosecute CNN to give you a shout out, @schumer.senate.gov.
Schumer has managed to massively incentivize me re: making sure he never, ever forgets how he has shivved DC. Happy book touring, Chuck…see you there!
Schumer’s book tour is really gonna be an experience for him.
I can deal with a metro ride instead of a walk if it means I get to tell him he’s a feckless coward. Thank you!
Oh goody…looks like I’m heading to politics and prose. Given what he’s about to do to DC, I don’t think he’s goi g to cherish his experience.
I will personally commit to ensuring that he never has another peaceful meal in DC, a city he is cheerfully shivving in his feckless capitulation. I’m betting everyone else here will join me.
Your legacy is dust. I assume you still care about that, since you clearly don’t care about this country or DC. Imagine destroying your entire legacy for such a cheap price. Feckless coward.
Kindly ask why he thinks it’s acceptable to offer such a hearty fuck you to DC.
He’s got big plans to fight back by voting for the CR. That’ll show ‘em.
Hey @schumer.senate.gov …any thoughts as to how DC residents survive this disastrous CR as we wait for you to finally wake up to the destruction of our democracy? Because if you vote for this, you are complicit.
I live in DC. We’re about to be destroyed by this, and it’s not like we have our own electeds to speak for us. I have many suggestions for where they can store their powder if they are intent on keeping it “dry”.
I’m a dc resident. Please, do defend what you just did to us, you feckless coward. You’re officially complicit in the dismantling of our country; good luck with that legacy.
I have been a longtime supporter, even as a DC resident. Your feckless decision is going to have massive implications for my City, and your refusal to fight the corruption and destruction of our government is a shame you will never live down.
Massive hat tip to Collins and Cassidy. Helluva job.
Can’t wait for him to bring that magic to the FAA. Super psyched.
Since I live in DC and thusly don’t enjoy the right to representation that every non-dc taxpayer does, I thank you for giving me a useful list for my free time.
He “has left”? Not “an elected official was just forcibly removed”? For f’s sake. This is why I canceled my subscription, you feckless cowards.
Just lovely to not have to worry about a tiny thing like winning elections. Bet we’ll see more of that mindset.
I am so freaking angry that he’s forced me to give up my local newspaper, but here we are. No support for the complicit shitheel.
The overarching theme of my Bluesky feed right now is “let’s dunk on this db lawyerjesse guy” and while I still have no idea who he is, I am not minding the overall thematic shift.
Going to go to bed confident that I will never understand what this means.
He’s going to be in a super salty mood whenever it is that he has to show back up to shine Elon’s shoes. Nothing worse than taking a vacation that does not meet one’s expectations (because everyone is protesting you gargling putin’s balls).
I don’t necessarily disagree. But they were also the people who were absolutely seduced by the explicit promises of cruelty to groups they did not themselves identify with, so…maybe they didn’t vote to ban trees or infectious disease but they voted for rampant dehumanizing. I lack sympathy for them.
Grab ‘em by their pu…rses.
The flowing blonde hair while engaging in a downcast pensive gaze trope is really doing a lot of work here.
This pisses me off so much…losing access to my hometown newspaper because Bezos is a complicit shitheel.
Undoubtedly lobbying for a position running RFK’s youth “health” camps. Or sharing their trafficking know how with the deportation squads.
Screenshotted for if/when I find myself wavering on my Amazon boycott. Very helpful reinforcement.
If you are no longer worried about having to win real elections, you no longer feel nervous about grabbing ahold of the third rail. This is instructive on a number of levels.
“Possibly” AI-generated. Amazing.
C’mon Bluesky…you understand the assignment. hr@opm.gov
SAME
I’m admittedly angry about a lot of things, but the fact that such a large number of people fully believe that this dipshit is some sort of once in a generation genius will never not annoy me.
Empathy 100% fails.
That’s actually so benign compared to what I fear.
I’m so sorry for your loss…excruciating is the precisely correct word.
I’m so very sorry for your loss.
I’m watching my father die of Alzheimer’s. It’s horrific. The one hope I had was that research would someday provide a cure for me and my kids should we also need it. The GOP is killing that hope along with so many others.
They sent out an email to all of their customers about this, and I was genuinely so damn impressed.
I read your comment before I saw the article and just immediately assumed this was about Hegseth.
NYTimes: “woman who engaged shark” Thinking human: “dumbass who tried a selfie with a shark” NYTimes: “Gulf of America” AP and literally everyone else: “gulf of Mexico except for the complicit f’ing jackasses who will bow down all the way into the camps”
Every time I see the words “Kennedy Center” I picture Musk dangling some bright jangly keys juuuusssst out of reach over the felon’s head.
Given how few shits Vance seems to give about his kids, maybe disregard for one’s children is a feature not a bug?
He doesn’t play his own video games, why send his own tweets? Plenty of incels around for cash.
Man who golfed every day of first term has thoughts on work ethic and telecommuting.
Can’t stop, won’t stop with “stollen”, I see. It’s so fundamentally annoying to see this country crumble at the hands of such a colossally gaping dumbass.
Woke up in full body stress hives, so pretty excited it only took a few weeks to get here.
Utter cowardice.
Trump couldn’t find South Africa on a map, even with the contextual clues in the name. Total mystery as to who might be advocating for reintroducing apartheid.
Might I recommend printing this out and slipping it under applicable windshield wipers.
He is famously anti-vegetable.
Maybe someone can convince him that being fired out of a cannon is peak masculinity.
Oh, I wasn’t counting ignorance as a defense. I just think “typo” is too kind when the reality is that he’s just a complete moron.
Does it count as a typo if he 100% believes the correct word is “tow”?
Spectacular display of that patented Musk mediocrity.
“Men like me have successfully weaponized their incompetence to such an extent that it’s no biggie for them to listen to racist incels drone on for three hours while women get everything done.” Cool.
One should not cross Mother.
Worthy with the added benefit of some subtle rage tweaking in certain cases. Beautiful.
All those years of people telling us he’s this once in a lifetime genius when he was always just another racist/misogynist dipshit with a constellation of personality disorders.
Awww…someone said happy holidays to Nancy. I hope her recovery is slow and debilitating.
Perhaps her contrary nature, like Trump, stems from the fact that she has never been likable a single day of her life. That will mess you up.
I suggested a similar solution because I am very tired of this situation, but the surgeon pointed out that I’m the type of person who is clumsy enough to break or dislocate her toes on a regular basis just walking around, and as such I prob need the pinky for balance.
A fun fact that I had cause to learn is that a dislocated baby toe is like a broken one, but with the necessity of surgery. And then after surgery, it will dislocate again and again with the merest of taps. Baby toes are the worst.
I 100% promise to stop drinking, philandering, and assaulting if you put me in charge of the military. I will even pinky promise on it, so you know I’m super serious.* *only M-F **only M-F unless there’s an office Christmas party. ***actually only Tu-We ****my mom says I should get this job.
A family circle jerk. Lovely.
