Hopefully her voter turnout goes to 11!
A Colorado-based geologist. Father, husband & pug-wrangler. Cautiously optimistic fan of the Minnesota Vikings.
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Hopefully her voter turnout goes to 11!
Here’s what ChatGPT cooked up with those inputs! I’d prefer the fascist landing farther away and a rainbow delineating the trajectory off your foot!
I think your campaign logo should be you, drop kicking a fascist braunshirt, over a far off mountain. Maybe you could sport an Uncle Rico mustache?
God forbid they use their endowment to invest in future alumni by lowering tuition. #WWJD
But with artisanal ingredients for your refined palate and topped with a fried, breaded onion ring!
MiTanier = a Rueben w/o sauerkraut or 1000 island, but sub in pickle relish and stoneground mustard!
“Call it fate, call it luck, call it karma”
I think the greater issue is the Jordan Jumpman logo on football jerseys. Bring back the swoosh and stuff your round ball…
You’re in good company! 🤣🤪
The Tesla, AI-productivity and Crypto bubbles will burst simultaneously and we’re all going to suffer.
Attn: @jaketapper.bsky.social. There’s an elderly, feeble-minded President whose team is obfuscating the severity of his condition. It’s time to get off your ass and dig into a story that may run afoul of Zaslav’s nonpublic, but tragically obvious rules!
He’s probably received a terminal diagnosis and has 1.8 years left.
Chill out, Dean Jaeger!
If he was the strongman his Truth Social posts and “broad-shouldered men with tears in their eyes” would lead one to believe — he should be out in the heat, grinding his butt off for 18 holes! Congestive Heart Failure be damned! ⛳️ 🏌️♂️💔💀
Comedy Works in Denver, please!
“HERE WE GO, CHF, HERE WE GO!!”👏👏
Was this newborn lamb the youngest MNSF goer this year?
I’m still waiting to see Gerry in World War Z 2! 😱💀
We need funeral protestors to go all “Westboro Baptist Church” on these Insurrectionist turds!
Jimmy’s checkbook to the rescue! #WhoDoINeedToBribe #CanIMakeItOutToCash
There’s a strong argument for diminishing returns and I think the Packers and Bengals will demonstrate that fact in 2025
I think the MP trade & contract highlights the unsustainable, “peak capitalism” dysfunction of paying a QB $55M and an Edge $47M in the modern NFL, let alone a high-priced WR1. Maybe Jerrah and FailSon were concerned about the “locker room vibes” when you pay 2 dudes 36.5% of your salary cap?
Dolphinately go see the RnR HoF!
Gov. Goofball can’t leave soon enough! He’s revealed himself to be quite the egotistical dipshit!
Love & Parsons vacuuming up 36.5%(!) of the ‘25 salary cap won’t boost locker room morale — no matter how many dinners they buy at Green Bay’s finest, 2.5* steakhouses!
Genuinely concerned about the speculative bubbles of AI-productivity, Tesla and cryptocurrency bursting simultaneously.
MP’s going to be out of shape, learning a new scheme and spending that front-loaded, guaranteed money. Pack will have buyer’s remorse with this trade. 2 of 53 players taking $95M/yr!
Hilarious to see the Tesla, AI-productivity and Cryptocurrency bubbles getting ready to burst in succession.
Isn’t it just trail compaction channeling overland flow during intense rainfall? Adding gutters every 100 yards would help
Who’s this Mike & Tony you speak of?
Could Thielen in the slot provide blocking and a shallow target for JJMc? Or is it just a nostalgia tour?
Clearly, this opinion is null-and-void after we traded for a 35-year old WR!
Is he getting # 19 back? Asking for thousands of AT19 jersey owners.
Feels like a “New Coke” rebrand. The Cracker’s Barrel’s fate is inextricably-linked to their boomer demographic. 💀😱
My Vikings could win 9 games with you at QB! I just hope they have taught JJMc to slide feet first and not play “hero ball” when pressured!
Yes, injuries will get them again. Vikings will win the division at 12-5!
We need legislation limiting train length. I just waited 20 minutes while BNSF pushed a 3+ mile train through Longmont at 4:30p.
Fool’s Fall…
It took me 5 minutes to place the villain as “Chanisse Kobalowski” from Uncle Buck!
I gasped aloud when Benedict Wong met the truck! 😱
The fascinating part of Douglas and Pope Countlies’ big lakes was that the lakes lie within “tunnel valleys” that hosted Superior Lobe ice, when the Des Moines lobe covered the area. Minnewaska, Carlos and Ida all parallel the subglacial meltwater valleys they exploited as stagnant ice.
I caught the latest variant in mid July (our birthday) and it was a doozy! I’m still coughing a month later. It’s going to be a rough fall — once everyone is back in school!
GFC is a proud defender of Democracy — armed solely with his intellect and a smartphone!
Nic’s banking w/ a piece of the gro$$
*high temperatures
That poor Walrus-Human hybrid is being unfairly subjected to Dear Leader’s wrath!
Maybe it was Upham’s pubs, under Winchell’s supervision, in 1890 and 1895 that caught the public eye.
I suspect that news of Winchell’s work on Lake Agassiz, which established the nearby Herman Beach, gave Ohman “creative license” to craft his tale of inland sea exploration by Scandinavians. But the chislin’ dipshit had no idea how old the lake was!
The better brewery between Ida and Carlos is called 22 Northmen — playing off Ohman’s 14th century tale of Scandinavian Cowboys and Indians!
It burns me as a former Alexandrian (MN) that a local brewery named itself “Copper Trail” when there’s >750’ of till overlying granitic bedrock!
Bzzzzt — Jameis replaces Russ wk 8 and Jaxson replaces him at 2-11 in wk 13 to secure a new HC, GM and the #1 pick in ‘26!
Ian, this tweet is surprisingly vague about what each team gave and received. Ask more of your intern 😉
“I’m not locked into undeniable facts and an objective reality.”
@kylec.bsky.social the die has been cast — So let’s start a gofundme for a studio, tan suits, lights, mics & cameras your Next nightly YouTube broadcast!
But they’ll make an exception for Clayton Bixby!
“American transistor built in America!” 😱💾📠☎️
Created by men with skulls of immense thickness..
That’s only 12 of 16 Presidents. None since Zachary Taylor and Grant inherited one through marriage that he freed.
Helluva baseball player, too!
Brosmer’s chances are improving, but he’s still probably landing on the practice squad.
They missed the opportunity to troll 47 with MSDNC…
**I’m one of the best players on Detroit’s Final Roster Cut list.**
Lamb’s response: here are 8 incredible recipes for *Ham* chowder
**triumphantly returns**
Institution renowned for economics places enormous bet on “funny money” and loses big. Critics now call the decline the “laugher curve!”
You guys should take the cog railway up Pikes Peak and film it. Someone is guaranteed to 🤮 or 💩 from the 7,000’ change in elevation!
CB, Can you share a Red Rocks focused opinion on the incoming storms?
Red Rocks’ exposure of the middle Pennsylvanian nonconformity is exquisite. About 1.4 billion years of Earth history is missing at this tilted contact between the top of Middle Proterozoic gneiss and basal Fountain Fm! #redrocks #colorado #geology
It’s a long way to the top, if you want to rock n’ roll! #redrocks #mymorningjacket
The Zuckerslop and misinformation has accelerated to appalling levels on FB. It’ll be the BlackBerry of social media as Boomers exit.
Troy Renck has a glitch: He thinks too little (about the stories he writes).
Weapons was amazing! The villain was Chanisse Kobalowski from Uncle Buck!
Steichen translation: “It’s Jones’ job, but we’re trying to get a 3rd rd pick for AR.”
“Doth it precede the Cambrian?” (English accent)
Nice quartzite!
Yes! I just deleted FB from my phone because the misinformation and Zuckerslop is out of control!
Good for B-Flo! Hopefully he gets enough out of Miami and NYG to remain the Vikings’ DC!
Free haircuts?!?
“We didn’t hit anywhere near our number, but we need to pull some cash out of this pig to support our other business misadventures!”
If Flaccold leads them to 8-9 and the Browns have no idea who their 2026 QB is — Stefanski will be canned.
But, but….beloved Big balls bludgeoned by bruising bullies!
Gum to tooth ratio is normal and that’s what really creeps people out w/ CK!
Dude, no worries — your face is at least 8-10% larger than CK’s!
We need a reality show where Jerrah’s illegitimate daughter runs the team for a season! “Boot Knocks”
Cognitive decline in boomers. We’re collectively outliving our brains.
OMG..Weapons is a BANGER!
“Tom Brady fumbled that football”
Don’t blame Tony — blame his father!
Fired because he refused illegal shit like: A. Stop audits of connected cronies. B. Aggressively audit political enemies. C. Disguise major revenue losses. D. All of the above.
AB84 should be suing VB for his early-onset CTE!
The WWE-ESPN deal is far worse because it’s a Soap Opera with steroids and the McMahons are genuinely horrible people.
Ooof! Thanks for the nightmares, Mike!
We cruised the Bear Dunes trail today and Jacob’s quite impressed with the Paleozoic carbonates and cherts at the beach! We were willingly swindled for petoskey souvenirs at Petoskey Pete’s in Glen Arbor!
Shhhh…KOC’s going to make him a “Darnoldesque” wunderkind in his developmental arc from game-manager to playmaker!