Twitter refugee, American liberal (or as the rest of the world calls it- normal). Not the person to try. Beware an old man still in a young man's game operating at high levels. 🌈 & 🏳️⚧️ ally.
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In today's, if I had to see this ..you must as well
A judge ruled that Trump can't act as national police chief, declaring that the president broke the law when he deployed troops to Los Angeles.
Pritzker: Any rational person who has spent even the most minimal amount of time studying human history has to ask themselves one important question: Once they get the citizens of this nation comfortable with the current atrocities committed under the color of law, what comes next
Ya know, I've thought of making some Scorpion pepper mayonnaise just to give my really white friends some sandwiches and hear them complain about the mayonnaise being too spicy.
I just don't know what people are thinking these days. Nobody cuts the Ministry of Propaganda a break at all anymore. www.npr.org/2025/09/02/n...
GOP Rep. Thomas Massie has filed a discharge petition to force the disclosure of Justice Department investigative files related to the late sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.
Welcome to the Church of AquaNet.
Omg yes
The WAPO published a leaked document outlining a plan to forcibly displace all 2 million residents of Gaza and place the territory under U.S. trusteeship for "at least" 10 years. In other words, ethnic cleansing, a "final solution" done IN OUR NAMES...Y'all think real carefully about that.
Portland, Maine crowd as Democratic US Senate candidate Graham Platner takes the stage today.
I never noticed (until now) FN looks like a mustachioed pissed off Adam Conover.
Good. It's time for some young, strong backed, strong minded and stronger willed representatives.
NEW: Nadler will not seek re-election, citing the need for a new generation of leaders. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/n...
The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
Russia tried to assassinate the President of European Commission Ursula von der Leyen by jamming her plane while landing. So far Europe has ignored the issue as to not give Russia the attention it wants and to quietly prevent themselves from reacting to this significant escalation by the Kremlin.
It’s so upsetting to see millions of people wishing death on someone. These are rookie numbers, folks. We can do better. Double it. #ClotsAndPrayers
Spectrum is fuckin the Internet. Out
Would be nice if someone were nice to me right now
You got this, you don't know how much of a bright light you are in moments of darkness.
Spouse kindly made a hot tea for me (chills again) she said she put 2 "good squirts" of the agave sweetener in it & HOLY SHIT! She'd picked up a concentrated artificial sweetener. The amount she used was enough to sweeten a gallon. But hey, she tried & it was AFTER i finished , discover concentrate
Yes god please, no more racist ass white European "bruhs". Give them immigrants from country's with spices and seasonings.
Oh, Andy Borowitz. What a gem you are.
Robert Mueller was diagnosed with Parkinson’s in 2021. We’re just learning about it now because he was asked to testify in the Epstein matter and won’t be able to. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/08/31/u...
Oh letting others know of the error is class. Thank you
Not blaming anyone, just want folks to know the truth because I reposted it and it had more than 30 likes before I deleted it so only 4 likes for the correction seemed off...
That we know of....so far
Wow. Well hey it was also in the realm of possibilities so.... don't blame people ya know
Violently slamming those sprinkles into the bin
Walked by a circle of six National Guard soldiers near Eastern Market in DC. They each were forcefully handling threats posed by cups of Baskin Robbins ice cream.
Giuliani Injured As Karma Decides To Get Off Its Lazy Ass.
It needs a warm up phase
It’s the GUNS!!! Canada has video games, and mental illness but we don’t have easy access to handguns or assault style weapons.
Yup. It's the guns. Hell Canada has a larger history of War Crimes, but that's 1) War time 2) It's NOT a war crime THE FIRST TIME YOU DO IT! Only if you continue after being ruled a WC which leads to 3)It just points out how creative and original Canadians can be... Our Ukraine if you will
Damn well should be
They're prepping for RFKs arrival
Almost like he has no teeth in
Ayup
I've heard Patton is a full scene stealer in the best way from the first second he appears. That's exactly why we were discussing it!!! And, being a neurodivergent family of half Vulcan folks, the whole premise is brilliant.
Beto should respond..Since he will lose more than half his ass(ets) in an upcoming divorce due to alleged adultery. The people of Texas will be divorcing him completely from his job as Atty Gen. This threat is from a small cowardly desperate man who is flailing to divert attention away from himself
This societal collapse could have been handled in an email.
Cuz this weeks episode... Illogical
COVID & Health News, 8/31/25 open.substack.com/pub/drruth/p...
Wow Spectrum internet, 2 days in a row... literal light drizzle and *boom* no internet. I wish I had a girlfriend who went down as hard as y'all do at the first sign of them getting moist
That couch-fucking son of a bitch has never looked lovelier.
No one is treading on you, Dude. That's just your sense of entitlement colliding with your lack of ambition and failure to leverage a free public education.
A reminder... The National Guard in DC are being the best they can be under Trump.
Reminder: Most mass shootings are carried out by cisgender men.
@jollygoodginger.bsky.social is in DC with other vets right now standing up for democracy. He's playing General Milleys speech on repeat for them today 💜 #LoveTheVets!
Oldest and her friend A went to go get isopropyl alcohol to fix the 3D printer. But when they came back, growling at it, it began working. Kid 1: maybe it only works when you get mad at it and yell at it Me: yeah, maybe it's a sub Kid1: mom. Did you just say...
My dream is for it to happen like it does to vampires. When the leader kicks the bucket, the rest of them burst into flames.
Because it takes until 50 to stop acting like asshole little boys.
It's not often that I'm so bored that even a butthole joke post is welcomed
Why do I blame Bill Cassidy for the destruction of the CDC and the NIH? Because he is a physician. He knew or should have known the danger that Kennedy poses to the U.S. and the globe. Kennedy has never hidden what he is—a predator, a fraud, an anti-science hack, and a gargantuan narcissist.
Medicare for all, paid leave, universal childcare. Busting up big corporations and tackling Wall Street’s greed. Getting big money out of politics. Supporting unions and fighting for higher wages. If Dems want to win back working people, this is the agenda they must support.
I always assumed the B in Plan B stood For Butthole
Immunity from multiple plagues would follow
This gent offers a proven cure for the male loneliness epidemic.👇 (🗣️ @chez.chuck)
Trump did this
We all know the answer to this. Prositutes you pay to leave. Gold diggers you pay to keep around. It's why Melania keeps renegotiating her prenup.
And generally don't lose either
A doctor is saying Trump may have to have both feet amputated, which would be funny as fuck.
JD and Stumpy Sounds like a late night Cartoon Network program
WAITER: what else can i get you ME: nothing thanks WAITER: okay I’ll get the check ME: *balls fists* what did i just say
Ever notice how Trump and his family find a way to steal from kids with cancer? Coincidence?
Just a guess
I was given a 24-hour suspension here for posting my dream scenario for how it will happen.
Oh just a note, if I haven't said it lately. Thank y'all so much for putting up with me, sometimes y'all make it truly bearable. And some of y'all can just fuck right off. That's all.
911 what is the emergency? I would like to report a hom$cide. 💀
"RFK Jr: We need to stop trusting the experts... Trusting the experts is not a feature of science or democracy...it's a feature of religion and totalitarianism." Were he not a Kennedy...and wealthy...he'd likely be living his life out in a mental institution. Diagnosis: Dumb-Fuckery.
It's popCORN texture Wilbur. I don't believe the world is ready for popcum texture just yet. But damnit! Live your dream!
“Whoosagubboy?!?”
We should drink some good quality maple syrup in Canada so that the ants and insects will be looking for the feast
Some dreams are worth the price of admission. "If you have a dream, you owe it to yourself to see it through" Marco Pierre White
Life for Palestinians in Gaza has gotten worse under Trump, not better. So where are Jill Stein and Cornel West now? They aren’t leading protests in DC outside the White House, no rallies. Almost like the whole 2024 thing was just performative.
I just wanted you to know that my phone battery is at 69% *me flirting