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Kelp Cutter

@socalsailor.bsky.social

I hear the kool-aid is better here. Native Californian. Dad. #Sailor. ⛵️

created November 13, 2024

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Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

My $ is on Venezuela

2/9/2025, 4:02:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

They weren’t sure because the stench was the same as always

2/9/2025, 2:41:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Venezuela. He’s been MIA because he’s been scrupulously reviewing attack plans

2/9/2025, 2:38:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture oldfriend99 (@oldfriend99.bsky.social) reposted

Rudy Giuliani has been released from hospital after doctors realized he just looks like that

31/8/2025, 8:45:57 PM | 4221 541 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

@mcuban.bsky.social ‘s #CostPlusDrugs model is working well for me and I don’t have to suffer the maddening experience that occurs upon entering any #Walgreens or #CVS

30/8/2025, 10:30:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

In typical trump fashion the paid a bunch of well trained agents to do what Relativity or some other discovery processing software could have done quicker and cheaper (and probably more accurately)

30/8/2025, 7:28:14 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Cultists will cult. You can see it in their vacuous eyes

28/8/2025, 2:25:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Personally I just take another hit

28/8/2025, 1:12:06 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Kristi noem can help with the dog problem

27/8/2025, 6:33:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t listen to them tom. Plenty of room

26/8/2025, 11:32:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Completely fair point. Maybe a better question is where do the lines of fair tax contributions and predictability intersect. The Trump shakedowns inject a whole lot of unpredictability. No business likes unpredictability, right?

23/8/2025, 11:20:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Governor Gavin Newsom (@governor.ca.gov) reposted

LIVE NOW: California and Denmark to ink new partnership on climate and technology. YouTube: www.youtube.com/live/CKRRyej... Facebook: www.facebook.com/events/13297... Instagram: @CAgovernor X: @CAgovernor

22/8/2025, 5:10:01 PM | 3403 806 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Smh. Bless their hearts

20/8/2025, 10:07:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait! Aren’t white people the superior race? I’m confused 🤔

20/8/2025, 7:58:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

It’ll be absolutely on brand for Trump et al to aggressively test that boundary so buckle up

20/8/2025, 7:56:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

This show is the real crisis. WTF was that rant I overheard this morning? Joe bloviating loudly surpassed only by Chris Mathew’s incoherent manic grunting. Nauseating

20/8/2025, 1:48:18 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted

The United States could have great things like this. But we like to spend our money on kidnapping people and trafficking them to concentration camps instead. #Priorities

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19/8/2025, 3:53:14 PM | 15984 5261 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

the comms person deserves a raise!

19/8/2025, 6:30:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Real punksters wouldn’t refer to themselves as Latinx

19/8/2025, 1:17:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

It does take skill

18/8/2025, 8:04:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh that’s some serious shade

17/8/2025, 8:13:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

They want you to tell others of them when they die, which they feel is close

17/8/2025, 2:36:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nahel Belgherze (@wxnb.bsky.social) reposted

Unbelievable footage from NOAA’s Hurricane Hunters inside the eye of Hurricane Erin. Simply incredible.

16/8/2025, 9:22:55 PM | 2774 951 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Always liked the observation bulb he installed on the bow stem. Bet it wasn’t a place for the claustrophobic

17/8/2025, 1:16:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

dude is such a diva

15/8/2025, 10:47:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Great pic! But I can’t ignore the likelyhood that we wouldn’t be where we are today had Obama backed up that stare and made Putin’s invasion of Crimea and meddling in our elections significantly more painfully. He did nothing for deterrence unfortunately

15/8/2025, 10:36:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s her number?

14/8/2025, 9:49:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Bob Perry 👍

14/8/2025, 1:23:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Hanging over my fireplace as I type

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14/8/2025, 12:50:42 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social)

hands off my pot! www.axios.com/2025/08/13/t...

13/8/2025, 9:19:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Colbert

12/8/2025, 10:46:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Would seem companies have a choice on the type of tax they have to pay - those duly enacted by Congress, or a shakedown tax by the executive (inherently more volatile and risky). Pick you poison

12/8/2025, 8:03:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sailing (@sailingyachts.bsky.social) reposted

J Class Lionheart

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12/8/2025, 6:28:43 PM | 2 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sailing (@sailingyachts.bsky.social) reposted

ClubSwan 80 My Song sending it in Porto Cervo video clubswanracing

9/8/2025, 3:45:49 PM | 4 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social)

Apologies but I need to do some algorithm training… 🚫 caturday 🚫 cats 🚫 🐱🐈🐈‍⬛😹😻🙀😿😽😸😺😾

9/8/2025, 3:24:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Check his search history

8/8/2025, 8:44:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

The dock walk pic

6/8/2025, 12:34:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social)

Nice day for a sail out to los Coronados

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1/8/2025, 9:09:36 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

And with such alacrity to boot

31/7/2025, 9:00:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Very cool, but that’s a humpback

29/7/2025, 5:30:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Curious your take on the EU tariff deal’s potential impact on prices? Customer and big fan of Cost Plus!

29/7/2025, 5:16:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Size has nothing to do with it

27/7/2025, 3:51:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t know which one is worse, markwayne or Jake

27/7/2025, 2:20:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s remarkable about it? Seems rather predictable to me

26/7/2025, 7:44:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

💯! More @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social please

26/7/2025, 3:59:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Um robotic?

23/7/2025, 12:17:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s going to pardon her. That’s why Blanche is meeting with her lawyer

22/7/2025, 9:58:50 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

💯 this about a pardon

22/7/2025, 8:34:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Who dat? New phone

21/7/2025, 2:05:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

The guy trying to hold the boom out is going to lose

21/7/2025, 2:04:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 (@kojamf.bsky.social) reposted

Aidan Bedford "Interspecies interaction between humpback whale and bottlenose dolphins."

18/7/2025, 8:41:25 PM | 8178 1150 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Interesting engineering but not interesting sailing

18/7/2025, 1:11:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

So is California and Baja. We should invite them too

17/7/2025, 4:22:16 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

In other words Superman isn’t an asshole

11/7/2025, 6:07:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

This post lacks any context. There was nothing earth shattering about this election other than why it occurred (resignation). San Diego is very diverse with very red areas and very blue areas interspersed amongst the majority of us who don’t give one damn fuck about your simple binary choices

2/7/2025, 1:33:48 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

What is a senior bonus?

28/6/2025, 10:46:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve heard accounts that the boat captain spent a lot of time down below marking delamination spots with a sharpie to monitor how fast the boat was falling apart from the slamming

23/6/2025, 9:17:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Legend

19/6/2025, 10:45:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Where can I get one

19/6/2025, 1:32:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

For the first time ever I see Tucker Carlson wtf is happening

19/6/2025, 12:53:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Kudos to the lawyers fighting to save us from - checks notes - the other lawyers

16/6/2025, 11:18:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Dude looks the type. Just sayin

14/6/2025, 9:47:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Twocatsintheyard2 (@judys76photos.bsky.social) reposted

#flowers #photography California poppy

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12/6/2025, 8:59:48 PM | 1141 81 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Ironically i was suspended from twitter several years ago when I suggested Roger Stone should be tarred and feathered. Must be ok for Johnson as he is a Christian

13/6/2025, 4:26:07 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

At Costco he stops his cart in the middle of the aisle to walk over to the sample cart

12/6/2025, 10:45:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social)

National security folks have always focused on America’s ability to fight two major wars at the same time. Didn’t have Iran AND California on my bingo card

12/6/2025, 8:25:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social)

So Susie Wiles helped mediate the DonElon hissy fit back from the edge. Her job is often viewed as the second most powerful in DC yet her responsibilities are more akin to that of the clown marching behind the elephants while carrying a trash can. Bless her heart

11/6/2025, 9:23:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Clearly he never fit in there

11/6/2025, 8:30:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social)

Can’t be fun to be Casey Wasserman these days

9/6/2025, 3:09:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Indivisible North County, San Diego (@indivisible-ncsd.bsky.social) reposted

1/3 *** RAPID RESPONSE ALERT! Breaking updates: Call to Action Sun Jun 8th 12:00 pm, Camp Pendalton, protesting threating use of Camp Pendalton Marines on protestors *** CALL TO ACTION WHO: All San Diegans WHAT: A peaceful demonstration at the Camp Pendelton South Gate

8/6/2025, 5:16:55 AM | 101 47 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social)

💯% @governor.ca.gov

7/6/2025, 4:49:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought no she looks intensely desperate

6/6/2025, 8:10:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Simply one of the best albums ever

6/6/2025, 5:47:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ashley (@inkedintrovert.bsky.social) reposted

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4/6/2025, 12:39:50 PM | 508 79 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

But there are still sharks

5/6/2025, 2:50:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh for fucks sake. Fine. You freaks can have your confederate flag and statues back

5/6/2025, 12:27:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

You can’t even distinguish upwind from downwind

4/6/2025, 12:56:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

More of that please @ericswalwell.bsky.social

3/6/2025, 10:29:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/6/2025, 2:00:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chris Kluwe (@chriswarcraft.bsky.social) reposted

This needs to happen in every neighborhood in America

2/6/2025, 11:00:08 PM | 2537 474 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

That fish n chip place rocks

2/6/2025, 1:33:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

I dated someone who believed this. She was a good person, but the minute she said so I’m like “we’re done here”. SMH

1/6/2025, 10:56:44 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t mess with San Diego

1/6/2025, 12:52:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Does Stephen Miller know his wife is… …kinda brown?

31/5/2025, 10:54:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

The fact you are questioning the relative corruption levels between the two is a far bigger issue for me

21/5/2025, 9:17:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social)

#palmtree palette cleanser for your doomscrolling

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20/5/2025, 7:48:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jim Musil Painter (@jimmusilpainter.bsky.social) reposted

My painting SAN DIEGO SUNSET

An acrylic painting by artist Jim Musil depicting a sunset over a San Diego neighborhood street lined with tall palm trees. The painting features strong light, saturated colors and loose brushwork.
18/5/2025, 1:05:31 PM | 15854 973 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Hypocrisy is one of the foundational pieces of the maga reptilian brain stem

17/5/2025, 2:19:42 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

This is just performative silliness akin to another strongly worded letter. Why not put a hold on all DOJ nominations because they’re WHOLEY UNQUALIFIED or that THEY HAVE DEMONSTRATED BIASES DETRIMENTAL TO THE DOJs MISSION? The plane is a fucking distraction

13/5/2025, 7:14:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

He was leading. The old guard doesn’t remember what that looks like

13/5/2025, 1:19:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) (@theserfstv.bsky.social) reposted

This kid runs circles around the reporter

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Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

No but he will at some point threaten to take away their tax exempt status (with zero sense or worry about the precedent it would set that could threaten other religious entities like evangelical churches)

8/5/2025, 8:17:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Cool. Never seen a cold molded swan before

8/5/2025, 8:13:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes but one wonders (or perhaps I am hoping) if that is not a message to the extremists who seem to be having a moment and whom often treat Catholics as (ironically) cultists

8/5/2025, 5:34:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

What message is this to the American evangelical nationalists?

8/5/2025, 5:18:13 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

PTSD triggered

7/5/2025, 12:40:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

I got curious just a little while ago and looked up shipping traffic into SoCal. There is usually a line of container ships coming into the region from the north west and south. The attached is shocking for anyone who know socal waters

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Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

well that'll be quite the contrast

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Profile picture Kelp Cutter (@socalsailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Replica America just inside the fog line off Pt Loma/San Diego

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