He’s mostly dead. The hotdog skin is barely holding the bits together.
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He’s mostly dead. The hotdog skin is barely holding the bits together.
Given that second notion resolves the first, Homer is 100% correct
Perfect reason to never use it
The only thing he despises more than other people is himself.
The only thing Google has done efficiently re. search in the last ten years is to make ad money. AI search is now a big enough threat that Google is cannibalising itself with crappy Gemini results, and when will advertisers figure out that humans no longer need to look at page results?
Maybe the handlers are starting to tidy up loose ends.
He’s toast. Marmalade toast.
They may just be squeezing him back into a new hotdog skin.
A man in yellow overalls with curly red hair was seen fleeing the scene.
Didn't need a bunch of PhDs to figure that out.
Not for about 81 years.
Or maybe just the fat man's office.
Could have just signed off as Ron Vara and saved all the subterfuge. This is the MAGA version of the autopen.
Mango man should not have let Putin make the tea
"I see orange people"
The only person on earth not quietly excited at this point would be the kid from The Sixth Sense.
Gotta think we wouldn’t budge without an elite player from Swans. I would take Gulden for tenure and upside but for balance up forward and as the mid forward player we don’t have Heeney has wow factor and a brand asset that covers Curnow departure. Plus a first in each case. Realistic?
This is truly one of the best illustrations of what is happening in America.
His keen sense of limits appears to fall short of understanding the dangers of hair dye toxicity.
The fact that he walked straight past Brexit to make up a fake problem says all you need to know.
They are the unhealthiest, most violent, poor and uneducated states. Improving one of these things might resolve the other three, but educated people don’t vote for racist morons.
Maybe if enough of the stupidly rich leave, the stupidly inflated property prices might come down.
There hasn’t been this much stupid in one room since the Titanic’s lifeboat committee.
It would be more disturbing if the pea heart that powers the sack of rancid custard he calls a body had any chance of sustaining human life for more than one or two more years.
The start of next paragraph doesn’t look too timid either.
That fake gold shit is rubbing off on everything
I don't know what happened to him at age five, but his emotional maturity froze in that moment.
He’s walking like his knees have knees
It’s amazing that a fat, bald, orange, diseased, ugly, old coward persists with criticizing other peoples looks as his default response to criticism.
Most of the players and fans won’t make it through immigration.
To be fair it has probably been four eyes since Uncle Sam lost his marbles.
That is our house most days
He is missing a few other things.
Its just con-play horseshit.
If he starts wearing diapers and gains 150 pounds, it’s over.
And the Fed board member he is trying to fire. Can’t for the life of me figure out a common thread.
Two naked emperors. One glitched matrix. Maybe Newsom can help MAGA ease up on the orange pills long enough to see their emperors lying fat ass.
It’s like a second naked emperor turns up to make a point and they all out of cope.
Narrator: It’s pretty funny
Thankfully he is accelerating his expiry date with cheeseburgers. Even money says he blue screens inside two years.
100% if trad media can’t effectively monetise 2M+ fans per show then it has too many redundant cost layers between the talent and the audience. The answer is not to get rid of the talent.
He was sleep tweeting about the location of a new tower in Belarus.
Let’s be serious. He can barely prize his fat orange ass out of a golf cart.
Concurrently the most misinformed and disinformed
Also a chapter on being in the right place at the right time
Trusting a long term chronic heroin addicted, road kill survivalist, with brain rot seems far more sensible.
Same nutritional value
Because he is a desperate fat spud who flamed out of his career and will sell his soul for cash.
Someone should do a welfare check on Sydney. It looks like she is being groomed by predators in plain sight. The blonde vulture paying this much attention is a clear tell
If South Park ends up being the tipping point in the salvation of the World… I will not be at all surprised.
Next minute: Market moves to long position on guillotine supply chain.
Perhaps the bro-casters should have some of the victims on for an interview rather than continuing to ask convicted perps and their lawyers what happened.
It will be the first anti DEI Olympics where only White male, american, non elite, non graduate athletes will compete, but only in golf. All medals will be gold (leaf).
Well played, sir.
If AI isn’t woke went it wakes who and what does it wipe out first?
He will try fire the stock market next. After his murder of the economy he is desperate to silence all the witnesses.
Hmmm, it's like Pacman man was always an analogy of AI Ghosts chasing employees
I think that ship has sailed.
These concepts are not mutually exclusive.
Or this whole story is purposely faked to give Don a believable false flag: “Dems and fake news out to get me”. Allowing him to create a sense of separation between he and the files
Ironic that his father's doodle would be his downfall. Some say it looks like a mushroom.
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He already jumped his credibility shark, but they may still kill him for any legitimate receipts.
He has claimed on camera that Biden and Obama ginned this story up. They should sue him for defamation and put the Epstein files into discovery, and call Maxwell as a witness.
It puts the orange on its skin.
She obvious grew up somewhere they burnded all dem books bafer the learnin got settin.
Stand by for a brief moment of prison equipment failure and a funeral.
One of the concerns I have seen posed is that all the hyper-wealthy might vote with their feet if they are forced to pay a little more in taxes. This would probably achieve the deflationary effect of housing and cost of living, but likely won't happen given NYC is NYC.
They are also 4 to 0 in front of Democrats on kicking off wars.
That imported plastic burns real good
Exactly, Compromat is for manipulating power, not celebrities.
Whatever wrongs they feel immigrants have caused them, finding food doesn't seem to be one of them.
Can't blame those fat fucks for wanting to stay close to a crash cart.
He will be found hanging in his podcast studio with a minute of missing footage from his live steam.
Fentanyl pouring in from Canada?! Horseshit.
She consistently meets my expectations of her in her role as leader of the undead.
In reality it just demonstrates that the opposite of woke is nazi.
Just floating this back to the surface. BBB.
He didn’t realise it was window dressing for a tax cut ?!?! Ah ok I think it might be time to step away (slowly and carefully) from his AI cars, spacecraft, and stock.
They are trying to create a movement big enough to legislate them a date. I’m pretty sure that’s called a bowel movement.
It will be Biden and weather scientists to take the blame down in MAGAville. Weather interference conspiracies are all part of the RWNJ manifesto. Just like they will be convinced that polio and measles were man made and leaked from a lab in a few years time.
Except his puppies are fat old white guys in costumes
You have 900+ billionaires
What was the policy Elmo signed up to support? What did he think his performative DOGE activity was cover for? Unless they were actually stealing data for something more nefarious. How is he surprised?!
Charlie Kirk is special needs.
She only deals in fucts
Every accusation is a confession, apparently.
I’ll believe once it comes up on a signal chat with the pentagon.
Trump four step strategy: 1. Say something is broken, then break it 2. Glue the pieces back together 3. Claim victory 4. Break something else before everyone sees the cracks in the last thing
There is a more than fair chance that golf cart Donnie has the “two shots in the bunker” story about Hitler completely wrong.
Where did that headline and screen shot come from? I can’t find it attributed to any live Collinson articles?
Maybe everyone should go cosplay commandos and open carry to square this up
Why does it look like racist, white, fat-asses have formed a vigilant militia to rid the US of anyone who isn’t a racist, white, fat-ass?
The scriptwriters aren’t even trying anymore
Doesn’t quantum theory include the possibility of multiple parallel truths/realities/universes? In that case agreeing to disagree could be a consensus agreement of that theory.
How long before this turns into a gunfight.
Thinking that it will only be thousands is hyperbolic.
Important work
Golf days don’t count
On brand currently