Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
I solved the 9/05/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 2:39!
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
I solved the 9/05/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 2:39!
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
Strands #551 “Getting into gear” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🟡🔵🔵
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
Connections Puzzle #817 🟦🟩🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
Wordle 1,539 4/6 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
Reminds me of when the History Channel I think it was, completely missed the very obvious signs that one of the contestants on their wood-cutting challenge (possibly the winner), was an outright Nazi.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
A friend of a friend has a daughter called Loveday.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
Never.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
Whoop whoop! Logging off.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
Watching the clock tick over to 5pm is like watching the last minute on the washing machine - unfathomably long.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I can support that message.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
You can’t defeat fascism by voting Labour if Labour are, in fact, doing fascist things.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
Gordon Brown was right in the first place, that woman was a bigot and he should never have caved and apologised. It was a slippery slope and we’ve been moving the Overton window ever since. You do not starve a wolf by feeding it and you do not defeat fascism by carrying it out yourself.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
It’s an unusual contender but I really fucking hate Ferne Cotton.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
You can’t defeat fascism by voting Labour if Labour are, in fact, doing fascist things.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
She should have said teenage daughter because then she could have made up that a few years later she was an adult and went to Kenya and got married.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
Am I wrong for assuming that this post should be read as a The Streets song?
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
I used to be a Home Office lawyer, working on immigration law and, absent some kind of severe disability rendering an adult child a dependent, I’d like to know the answer to that too. Of course, had she such a dependent, the visa would have been refused anyway.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
Can’t imagine why that sounds made up…
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
Or become somebody’s girlfriend.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
New nickname just dropped.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
Well fuck you.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
Can you at least turn the fucking lights on in stuff so that I can actually see what is going on?
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
I solved the 9/04/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 1:23!
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
Strands #550 “Far from ordinary” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🟡🔵🔵
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
Connections Puzzle #816 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 That was too easy
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
Wordle 1,538 3/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
I solved the Wednesday 9/03/2025 New York Times Daily Crossword in 34:19! Again, one wrong answer added about 10 minutes
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
Having seen screenshots this morning, IMO that was a fucking stupid arrest because they’re clearly not a crime and all it will succeed in doing is undermining the prosecution of real offences and will result in a watering down of the law, making people less safe and emboldening bigots.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
We probably spent ten minutes just looking at the letters of the last word, knowing it was only one word, knowing it was only those letters and STILL saying “that is not a word”!
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
I solved the 9/03/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 1:21!
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
Strands #549 “That's so sweet!” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵 I have *NEVER* heard of that last one.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
Connections Puzzle #815 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
Wordle 1,537 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
Was Andrew McCarthy there?
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
Ok, I’ve been out having a life. What was the announcement?
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
Has she forgiven you?
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
@harryhuh.bsky.social
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
I just wished they’d bound her hands with duct tape too so that she couldn’t take off the bit on her mouth.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
Hopefully so did he!
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
Doesn’t seem to have been an update in the last 3 weeks
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t know actually, let me see if I can find it
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
Happy birthday!
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah but I read on Reddit that someone’s wife was renting out their NI number and had reached the find out stage. So it’s possible you could have tax being applied to your NI number but not have received the money 🤷🏼♀️
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
Be fair, Andras, the Welsh are to blame too.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
I was a bit slow on the easy one but did the hard one in 2:18. Not too bad.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
Pips #15 Easy 🟢 0:32
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
Pips #15 Medium 🟡 0:49
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
Pips #15 Hard 🔴 2:18
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
Poor little things. I’d only we could talk to them and explain to her why she’s there 😞
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
All 4 Green MPs voted for it and so, in my opinion, that makes them just as deadly for my people as the rest of the bunch and I cannot vote for them. If he’s going to introduce a policy that is contrary to the shitshow the others voted for, I’ll listen.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
*if, obviously.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone know his views on assisted dying? Obviously he didn’t vote on the bill as he’s not an MP but I’d like to know how he would have voted off he had been.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
What?! What for?
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
How is Shiva doing? Is she still as scared as she was?
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
The announcement could be JDV walking on stage, saying ‘who’s got two thumbs and is President now?’ And then Trump walks out saying ‘Surprise, Muthafuckers! It’s still me! I just had a really shit tattoo done and removed from my hand’. And if it’s not that, ngl I’ll be disappointed.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
I haven’t done that one yet as it doesn’t really work as one me and Harry can do as a pair. The hard one took me ages the other day.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
My mum would definitely shop there.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
I solved the Tuesday 9/02/2025 New York Times Daily Crossword in 45:19! Two wrong answers buggered us a bit.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
At least it’s that way round and not the other way round though. Otherwise, we’d be doing all that plus killing people.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s just so weird though! If they’re the same person, why are they so invested in what you think about them? And if they are a different person, why are they so desperate to tell you that they like them? And why tell you over and over again? Absolutely freakish behaviour.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
Connections Puzzle #814 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
Strands #548 “Things are starting to take shape” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🟡🔵🔵🔵
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
I solved the 9/02/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 2:20!
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
Wordle 1,536 4/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
I think I’m having perimenopausal bad sleep, so that’s nice.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
I have only ever heard of this person when you do this and then they *always* come up. I’m starting to think they have a sock puppet account that follows you.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
Checking in. 🫡
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
I solved the Monday 9/01/2025 New York Times Daily Crossword in 28:55! Four and a half minutes of which was spent finding the typo…
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
Connections Puzzle #813 🟩🟩🟦🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
Turn one inside out. Ideally, the glove not the hand.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
Presumably he needed a ticket masala for that journey.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
The Community Reuse Shop is having a make do and mend challenge where you have to turn up to 4 items of clothing into a party outfit. My mum has chosen some items for me and is bringing them down in a couple of weeks. I’m quite excited to make something! I think I’ll make a bag to go with it.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
Which is, of course, very British.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
I solved the 9/01/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:50! Couple of typos slowed me down
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
Soooo many words with the same ending!
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
Strands #547 “Be my guest” 🔵🔵🔵🟡 🔵🔵🔵
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social)
Wordle 1,535 6/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
You should totally do a creative arts one, you are great at art
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
You should take that and THEN YOU’D KNOW IF THE OTHER BEARS CAN TALK
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
Whoop whoop! I’m a serial studier, what are you doing?
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
Although American lettuce regularly tries to kill people.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve just realised that this was where this morning’s two discourses had their crossover episode!
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
I think I may have put too many negatives in that post. My point is, I am confident I can pee at any Wetherspoons I go to and that is not guaranteed elsewhere!
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
Their breakfasts are great though! You must have found a bad one having a bad day. My praise for Wetherspoons is that I’ve never been to one that doesn’t have a working wheelchair-accessible toilet that isn’t full of stock/chairs/coats & that is absolutely not true at most other pubs, chain or not.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooh we should go here @harryhuh.bsky.social
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh she liked one of mine too - I wondered who she was! I must have got a drive-by liking from something I said to one of you two.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
Ahhhh! Ok. That at least makes a degree of sense.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
THE ANSWERS ARE IN THE FIRST FILM, TERRY SO CALLED ‘LEOPARD’! There was an expedition, an explorer taught English to Uncle Pastuzo and Great Aunt Lucy but he wasn’t prepared to let them be studied to death so he was kicked out of the club. Some of you have never seen Paddington and it shows.
Sean Jones KC (@seanjones.org) reposted
I turn on my TV and a TV presenter is asking a Govt minister why they are talking about rolling out free childcare when the big issue is asylum hotels. This is objectively insane.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
It was invented in Glasgow, by a Glaswegian. Why are you so racist to assume that brown people can’t be British?
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
It is British. It was invented by British people. How is it not British?
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
But why does he have one leg in a bag?
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry, too many characters for the post!
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
😂😂
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
It was a very strange mix of Bond Brosnan English, cockney geezer and Irish.
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
As @harryhuh.bsky.social has just said, gonna start reviewing films with ‘all of these people can walk, not relatable at all. Unwatchable 2/10’
Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
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Sparkly Mince Pie (@sparklymincepie.bsky.social) reply parent
They should see my place, actually no, nobody should. It’s a fucking state