People on here will tweet anything. 'Hillary Clinton had slaves.' Yes she did. That is true.
People on here will tweet anything. 'Hillary Clinton had slaves.' Yes she did. That is true.
"Reason 1: our shareholders are leveraged up to their tits on this AI shit and if it doesn't pan out they'll hollow out our paper to recoup their losses"
Narrator: "It was, indeed, because they were a bunch of losers."
"Imagine knowing electricity or the internet were coming ... before both fully and wholly upended business, culture and life. That's the AI moment we see unfolding today" - possibly one of the stupidest things i've seen written about AI, great work Axios!
Under Dr. Oz, Medicare is launching a pilot program that will use AI to determine whether patients would be covered for certain procedures. Companies running the program will be paid a share of the savings from rejecting claims. Who in their right mind voted for this? No one.
In what universe are trans people "celebrated?" Certainly not this one.
Parliament's back this month and Bill C-2, the "border bill," will be on the agenda. Cybersecurity leaders warn that the legal authority it will give authorities to bug virtually any electronic service is (among other objections) bad for Canadian business. thelogic.co/news/bill-c2...
“STEAL THIS STORY, PLEASE!” is a great new documentary about the life & times of the brilliant Amy Goodman of @democracynow.org.
What kind of stupid fucking idiot would use Others when Trond is literally available
In the 2024-2025 academic year i took 365 sick days. Waves hands i barfed consecutively for most of them. Why do we think taking sick days is bad? www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Alternate headline: Public servants continue underusing maximum available sick days that they are allowed to take each year
A video not of Trump himself, but of a very obvious Trump deepfake saying that everything's okay and that the Epstein files aren't real
Day 15 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
lol
There’s a lot of people that think the solution to a capitalist psycho being put into power by capitalist media and privatizing everything and doing a bunch of favors for billionaires is to overthrow capitalism. Why would people think this
Fox News won't ask this, of course, but the next question for anyone else should be, "Ok, then I assume you support government-funded mental health programs with easy access for Americans all across the country to end this scourge of violence?"
Next week!
so do it you're the man in charge, my good bitch
i could solve so many problems if we had more trolleys
Snort laughed at work
Ashli Babbitt, the Jan. 6 rioter killed while storming the Capitol, will now receive a funeral with military honors
Fuck her. Here’s a joke I made about that traitor who has been riot free for almost 2 years now!
Alright Mike let’s take your pick Would you rather be a peasant in feudal Russia or a Soviet A plantation slave in Batistas Cuba or a citizen of Fidel’s Cuba A colonial subject in Vietnam or a resident of communist Vietnam I eagerly await your honest response
The answer to "how is this allowed?" is always "who is going to stop it?"
nice of the president to provide the perfect quote for me to use in a column
I don't know why that GIF didn't animate, but fuck it, the image is good enough
PLEASEEEE I need these signings, like, yesterday
Heard Maki Itoh is a free agent. Give us RHOMBUS OF MADNESS. #makiitoh #aew #wrestlesky
ChatGPT: no, going “Azrael mode” can be dangerous for yourself and those around you. Me: I am the avenging angel of God. The time of purification is at hand. Few shall be chosen. ChatGPT: you’re right. Let’s look at that again with the addition context that you are the avenging angel of God.
short answer: no long answer: no, you fucking idiot
The entire point of telling people this far out that no, I will never vote for Newsom, is so they can choose someone who doesn't suck. If they go ahead and nominate him anyway, that's not on me (and he's still not getting my vote).
I sure do love that whenever a trans person says anything negative about Newsom that a horde of people who are locking in Newsom as the 2028 Dem nominee pop up to scold you. Very fun!
Never fails
Too bad that our legal and institutional safeguards only work to prevent good policies. It would be cool if they also stopped the evil stuff
Walz says Harris "would have been a fantastic president... we wouldn't wake up every day to a bunch of shit on TV. We would wake up to an adult w/ compassion & dignity doing the work, not a manchild crying about whatever is wrong with him. May his fat ankles find something today. Petty as hell."
Sometimes I think about that one interview Hangman Adam Page gave where he said he (in as many words) that he doesn't take advice from veterans, and how a bunch of nerds got all up in arms about it I think maybe those guys all owe Hanger an apology
We're definitely entering an era where the Internet is so hollowed out, so untrustworthy and compromised, that real world interactions, things identifiably done by human beings, will take on greater value and purpose.
Out of curiosity, did your teachers have a tendency to hand back your tests face down
me, “democratic politicians are not actually using this activist language” this guy, “ah, but i found some random scholars who did.” in its own way this interaction is a perfect encapsulation of the problem. bsky.app/profile/perf...
i am begging for any examples in the last half decade of mainstream democratic politicians trying to appeal to voters with this language
Context for the "inseminated person" discourse: It's in one bill about IVF, & it's there for good reasons. No one wants it as a UNIVERSAL replacement for "mother". Making the Left hate the phrase in ANY context--even ones that make sense--is exactly what the Right wants. bsky.app/profile/spud...
Literally the only people I ever hear saying those words are people complaining about others saying those words, usually without providing any examples. When has any democratic member of Congress ever said “inseminated person”?
the democrats don't talk like that in reality, this framing exists to make people think they do & keep voters divided over language instead of focused on something that costs the rich money
www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/08/jame...
just announced: economic suicide
May this portion of the dissent by Ketanji Brown Jackson haunt John Roberts forever and be the final word on his tenure as Chief Justice.
we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
Gavin Newsom is so fast that he can throw trans people under the bus that he's driving.
I dunno let me try: Gavin Newsom once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, he’d have done it faster but for 14 of those minutes he was throwing away the possessions of a homeless person
"The backlash after Bondi walked back her promise to release the 'Epstein client list' was so fierce that it reduced Bongino to a raging tantrum, after which he failed to show up for work. But while the Epstein fiasco was the most public demonstration of his incompetence, it's hardly the only one."
I'm sad about James Dobson. He had no right making it to 89.
Day 3 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
Garcia: This is being right now streamed live by MeidasTouch to their 5 million subscribers… If you guys don't know MeidasTouch—thanks for all that they do. And I'm really grateful to them for continuing to particularly cover things that sometimes the mainstream media may not cover
Actually I swore an oath to uphold the Constitution of the United States with my hand on @bpl.boston.gov’s 1782 edition Aitken Bible—also known as the Bible of the Revolution.
NFTs were a bubble, AI is a bubble, but small carvings of large hipped women have remained popular with unsettling lighthouse keepers for 200 years, invest with confidence
There’s a thin line between staying as informed as you should and making yourself anxious in a way that is completely unproductive and every single day the news is trying very hard to push you over into the latter
SUGGESTION [Challenging: Failure] — The reporter hands you back the bag of Herr's Sour Cream & Onion potato chips, saying she can't accept your bribe. The red envelope inside falls out. 1. - "I make a mistake. I’m so sorry. I don’t know. I don’t understand. I’m so sorry. I feel so bad right now."
The countdown is on! Join us in 48 hours for a special announcement about Hollow Knight: Silksong! Premiering here: youtu.be/6XGeJwsUP9c
The loneliness to psychosis pipeline is going to be overwhelmingly flooded
the two biggest information polluters on the planet right now -- short-form video and chatbots -- work on exactly the same underlying architecture: delivering highly personalized garbage that has been sweetened by a host of psychological engagement tricks all while concealing the delivery process.
New in PN: Dan Bongino's babysitter "The problem appears to be that Bongino and his boss, FBI Director Kash Patel, are terrible at their jobs."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
possible contamination with a WHAT
You can absolutely critique the 'left', just make an effort to be coherent. For one, I still want to see any examples of even a single fascist, let alone an actual political org, being publicly welcoming to disability advocates.
surprise i just dropped a new article! i had a lot of thoughts about how people don't know how to engage with fiction, which ties into chatgpt delusion & book bans among other things. big thanks to @cxorlando.bsky.social for telling me to write about it when i posted a throwaway insta story
Nostalgia is a toxic impulse but also I miss the time when tech trends were things like "let's put everything in a translucent colored plastic case" instead of "let's add software to everything that lies and also accelerates climate change"
this is andrew cuomos current campaign strategist, this is revealing in real time just how much vote blue no matter who is a statement centrists use as a weapon to get the left in line
Taylor Lorenz has hated me since I pointed out her journalistic malpractice in pushing the "chili neighbor" narrative that eventually drove chinchillazilla off the internet forever and then weirdly copied my tweet about it for some reason
just checking in with one of the most influential philosophers alive today
rewarding my microwave by letting it heat up a fork as a treat
dril being on here continues to both baffle and amaze
Watching the new Botchamania and have to congratulate the person at the AEW show who brought a sign saying Bring Back Terriers starring Donal Logue
R/aitubers is all the entitlement of NewTubers but exclusively for people openly churning out slop. “I’ve automated 2-4 videos daily, zero human intervention, I spend a half hour a week working on this, why am I not getting paid yet?”
I think for Babish and Weissman, it's because they've pivoted more towards "food influencer" content than actual recipes. Though Weissman has, uh, some far greater issues that need addressing.
The most accurate way to judge someone’s entire worth as a human being is by which YouTube chefs they trust and which YouTube chefs they shun
The car wash needs to be slower. It’s great in there. Make it thirty minutes. I will pay extra for the inconvenience
decided to take an uber instead of the bus to work today and he asked what my job was and he said “haven’t heard of satire before, i’m going to have to chatGPT that”
Correction: The center-right gets a new publication
Brian Glenn: President Zelenskyy, you look fabulous in that suit Zelenskyy: You are in the same suit. I changed, you did not.
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Ebrietas, Sinh, Genichiro Ashina, Ludwig, Isshin, Father Gascoigne, Sister Friede, Maliketh, Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower, Gael, Knight Artorias, Bayle the Dread, Starscourge Radahn, Malenia, Ornstein and Smough.
Shits not much better here as someone who's been homeless in both Toronto and LA. Canada mirrors the states. Our men and politicians are just as brainwashed and caveman minded promoting infighting and division for control and trying to censor/gatekeep knowledge
Sour. @theonion.com
these ppl know they create nothing of true value or beauty & the ones who mumble things about filmmaking are deluding themselves
BREAKING: Conservative network Newsmax agreed to pay $67 million in the defamation case over bogus 2020 election claims.
another break with format as I attempt to talk about what makes Outer Wilds special and end up adapting the capsule review I wrote 5 years ago into a 5-minute video nebula.tv/videos/innue...
i lost it
this game is crazy
"kids playing counterstrike like to say slurs" wow thats crazy man. is this your first day playing video games
I spent some time with an angry baby recently and it's over for you libs
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Last Exit To Springfield, Marge vs The Monorail, Homer Loves Flanders, Cape Feare, Itchy & Scratch Land, Bart Gets An Elephant, Homie The Clown, Lemon of Troy, You Only Move Twice and Who Shot Mr. Burns.