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Sam

@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social

I enjoy all the meats of our cultural stew. London-based. Film, television, games, politics, Charlton Athletic Football Club. He/him.

created October 24, 2023

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Profile picture Rob Palk (@robpalk.bsky.social) reposted

Rayner swaggering around dressed like that, ordering her death squads to pay a call on Glinner, this is finally the government I voted for

2/9/2025, 9:33:13 PM | 68 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t know why my brain gave me Van Gogh.

2/9/2025, 9:14:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 9:02:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t talk about me like that, I’m right here.

2/9/2025, 5:11:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

I put the soft in soft left and he’s managed to take me from cautiously optimistic to despairing to outraged to actively opposed to the party in about a year. Again, I resent being taken on such a journey by such a man.

2/9/2025, 5:08:25 PM | 26 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

I can’t get the archive.is link to give me an up-to-date version with Starmer’s quote and I’m not subscribing to the fucking Telegraph: do we know if the comments are in response to Linehan’s arrest or is the Telegraph just tying them together?

2/9/2025, 4:51:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

I frankly resent such a pathetic sad sack pissing me off so deeply and so frequently.

2/9/2025, 4:45:22 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social)

youtu.be/DzcxY4fpyh0 My main qualm is it’s not called Megadocolis.

2/9/2025, 4:44:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 4:35:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, absolutely. My point is more 1) I’m struck by how my non-sporty friends don’t see *any* of that nuance, and 2) that nuance is part of why racists feel safe hiding behind ‘patriotism’, i.e. *because* they themselves see it as a symbol with more than negative connotations.

2/9/2025, 3:53:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Those less interested in sports see it more or less purely as a racist/fascist symbol.

2/9/2025, 3:40:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Those of us into sports, or at least I’ll speak for myself, see much of the value to racists as being *because* it now has positive connotations because of its association with sports and particularly football. It gives you plausible deniability in a way e.g. a swastika would not.

2/9/2025, 3:39:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social)

An interesting divide opening up in my friend group on flag discourse. Essentially all of us see that recent… goings on are a racist intimidation campaign - but our perceptions of St. George’s cross itself are starkly split on sports fans vs. non-sports fans lines.

2/9/2025, 3:38:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Unhealthy man in looks like shit shocker.

2/9/2025, 2:50:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Riffing on your previous thoughts here but it’s so strange to me that we have a PM as au fait with football and its culture since, well, the last Labour one, but this one’s English, and he still seems like a deer in the headlights when it comes to “What’s the flag in a *good* context?”

2/9/2025, 12:35:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Oxley (@joxley.jmoxley.co.uk) reposted

Feels like the flag debate has been kicking around my whole life and it still boils down to: Civic institutions should fly the flag routinely. Sporting occasions and national events, sure get it out. Year round flag on your house, bit weird, trashy. Doing it to "intimidate the forrins", obvs bad

2/9/2025, 11:53:17 AM | 760 124 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social)

Well it’s morally reprehensible - but how are they polling…?

Professor Farnsworth from Futurama on the phone saying “To shreds you say”
2/9/2025, 11:57:01 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Cabinet meeting: “As you know, our primary and only aim is getting re-elected.” [hefts tatty cardboard box marked ‘Issues we’re not trusted on’ onto the table] “Everybody dig in, don’t be shy, you’ve got interviews to do.”

2/9/2025, 11:47:50 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social)

It’s not like this is the same thing that clearly and obviously tripped his predecessor as Prime Minister up. [touches earpiece]

2/9/2025, 11:44:43 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Tindale (@jacktindale.bsky.social) reposted

I have heard rumours that Zack Polanski's team are “worried” and GPEW reckon Susan Hall “could still win this”.

2/9/2025, 10:23:03 AM | 55 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 10:18:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

None us can afford AV if you want babies to have incubators and troops to have combat armour, pal.

2/9/2025, 10:13:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Literal skill issue.

2/9/2025, 7:31:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Phew, that’s a relief. Not going to think of any more than one interpretation of that sentence.

1/9/2025, 7:53:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, I think the biggest change in perception is “Is now perceived.”

1/9/2025, 7:47:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Read the rest of the thread or indeed parse the quoted thread correctly, dipshit.

1/9/2025, 7:24:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

“There’s an unsettling sense of exceptionalism among even American liberals.” “SORRY, NOT LISTENING, JUST DROPPED BY TO SAY AMERICA IS VERY, VERY SPECIAL.”

1/9/2025, 3:43:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Possible I’m letting my prejudices speak but there’s a certain breed of centrist for who you can’t make a mistake or capitulate, etc. - there is only another masterstroke of triangulation or a pawn moved in your game of 4D chess. Even if your message is “Yeah, I wouldn’t trust those people either.”

1/9/2025, 3:30:18 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Man who looks and acts like an accountant playacting populism. The absolute worst of all worlds.

1/9/2025, 3:22:43 PM | 14 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

I know but there’s now just so many instances of: Me: I really don’t think that’ll happen, you’re just cynical. Narrator:

1/9/2025, 3:20:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

There are so many people I owe grovelling apologies to. This is humiliating.

1/9/2025, 3:16:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social)

Actually struggling to put my thoughts in order because I’m so angry but: Labour’s messaging is not acceptable. It’s as incompetent as it is contemptible. Disgraceful.

1/9/2025, 2:14:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ben (@cinemashoebox.bsky.social) reposted

there's been a programmatic attempt by the far right going on all all summer - which has, actually, largely failed, because there isn't any real support for it among most Brits - to incite violence against asylum seekers, and the PM has just announced that be backs it

1/9/2025, 2:08:55 PM | 17 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Charlotte Lydia Riley (@lottelydia.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

This response absolutely accepts the premise that asylum seekers are definitionally, what, pedophiles and sex offenders? It is *wild* that he didn’t push back against this.

1/9/2025, 2:00:17 PM | 273 55 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Not your point but: If the men’s team won back-to-back Euros, you’d have photos of Keir Starmer giving Harry Kane a piggyback tour of Downing Street.

1/9/2025, 1:57:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it’s expected in as much as most people in most countries have a streak of exceptionalism, except a) you’re the global hegemon, and b) your leader routinely threatens to invade other, friendly countries. It kind of stops being cute at that point.

1/9/2025, 1:17:37 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 12:21:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s why they pay you the big bucks.

1/9/2025, 11:14:54 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

[One hundred replies deep into a Facebook thread on Bramley Life] Barry SoamesNo, it’s got nothing to do with Sadiq Khan and we’re only moving across the universe NOT dimensions you idiot. How’s KatherineKatherine Soames?

1/9/2025, 10:38:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Some people can quote the Bible, or Shakespeare. I can quote dril tweets.

1/9/2025, 10:32:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Dril: who the ruck is scraeming log off at my house. Show yourself, coward. I will never log off
1/9/2025, 10:24:34 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, I like that I can change the posters on Letterboxd but that in itself isn’t worth what I pay, nor is it the reason I pay it.

1/9/2025, 10:22:31 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah. Very plausible I’m in the extreme minority but I’d pay, say, £5 a month for literally no extra features.

1/9/2025, 10:21:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Preferable to having it polluted by white supremacy, is what I think I want to say.

1/9/2025, 10:03:44 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

I do think it’s preferable to having a social media feed unpolluted by white supremacy, for what it’s worth, but sometimes it’s nice to just shoot the shit?

1/9/2025, 10:03:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Something I’ve noticed is that some of the fandoms of which I’m part seem to have been polluted by politics. Not in a “No, this film is the first one that’s actually totally apolitical” kind of way but in a “OK, do you have an off switch or must you always be obnoxiously self-righteous?” way.

1/9/2025, 10:02:12 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social)

I reckon this may be another example of Badenoch not being a liar (as such) but an occupant of an alternative universe (i.e. she believes this and it’s merely unfortunate the facts don’t back it up).

1/9/2025, 9:56:08 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

This guy seems exceptional in not actually knowing a *single* fucking thing about the UK or its history.

1/9/2025, 9:11:05 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it’s more that America is Very Special and the only place where cultures can mix and integrate; in other nations (though especially the UK because I want to say the food is bad) cultures can *never* integrate and will always be The Other [progressive option].

1/9/2025, 9:10:21 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it’s part of the same strain of American exceptionalism that’s like, “I’m very concerned about Donald Trump and the rise of fascism—“ [sudden dead-eyed stare] “—but if you peons dare insult my beautiful country again I will laugh and applaud as you are crushed under our boot.”

1/9/2025, 8:28:53 AM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

“You don’t know anything about history, take the L. Also Britain is an isolated whites only culture.”

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1/9/2025, 8:18:06 AM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social)

Edward is more than likely correct and it’s, to put it lightly, not good enough for the government to kick back and go, “Hey man, gotta heil something.”

1/9/2025, 7:37:51 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t know why I didn’t just share the link: youtu.be/8bNXqwpm-rk?...

1/9/2025, 7:01:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

There’s a recent, very good Patrick H Willems video that makes exactly this case.

1/9/2025, 7:00:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

I think they’re all shades of bad, except for Casino Royale, which leaves the franchise nowhere else to go.

1/9/2025, 5:58:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

When he became the most over person on the roster, they basically rushed him into a losing title match as a controlled explosion to make way for Cody (not) winning the championship at WrestleMania. Hulk Hogan indeed.

31/8/2025, 4:06:56 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

It could be as simple as: you’re abandoned on the fringes of the right wing, where else is there really to go? Though today, I say totally unironically, there’d be the Conservative Party.

31/8/2025, 2:10:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

I should have said, I was literally reading that tweet while munching on my full English with white toast on the side (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🦁, etc. etc.).

31/8/2025, 2:08:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, I’ve long been sceptical of the “He’s just a principled libertarian!” line but I don’t think he was… *this*.

31/8/2025, 2:06:19 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Liking this to follow it, not as a “Hooray for that!” sort of thing obviously.

31/8/2025, 2:04:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

If it was to make it *less* racist, I shudder to think.

31/8/2025, 1:55:40 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 11:15:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m not proud to admit this but if they’d just let me run an iron over those shitty flags, hopefully for a living wage, I’d find the whole thing 1% less objectionable.

31/8/2025, 9:38:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Visibly emo kid: It’s… French. Support guy: OK, sure.

31/8/2025, 9:17:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

This reminds me of the time in secondary school a friend’s French homework in Powerpoint froze at an inopportune time and he had to let school’s IT support troubleshoot it while the screen read in giant block capitals: “PAIN”

31/8/2025, 9:14:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Obviously not quite as unpleasant as, like, “You can’t even go down the shops these days because of no-go zones” but still in the same family of needing to get a fucking grip.

31/8/2025, 9:09:31 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Possibly outing myself as someone nasty here but I also prefer plain white bread, which is fortunate because, uhhh, it’s still widely available everywhere?

31/8/2025, 9:08:40 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, I found it a very difficult watch for this reason but certainly everything else you’ve said is true also.

31/8/2025, 8:52:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Rumour has it the reason that MPs are so content to let the Houses of Parliament burn down is that Jacob Rees-Mogg saw a fuck-off big spider in his office a couple of years ago. A faction of Lib Dems are willing to just get a glass and a piece of paper but are aware public opinion is against them.

31/8/2025, 8:50:55 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

My fascist movement seems to be attracting a lot of unpleasant weirdos and lunatics for some reason?

30/8/2025, 8:29:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Catbus (@hayao.lol) reposted

Remembering a mistake I made fifteen years ago

25/8/2025, 1:46:19 AM | 780 138 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

This is like when a new Folding Ideas video drops and I’m like, “Oh, I just thought these people were insane and, well, they are, but there’s a lot more cogs in the wheels of insanity than I realised!”

30/8/2025, 5:55:55 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

People… thought… ??? Sometimes I feel like I’m in the loop. Other days…

30/8/2025, 5:51:57 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s weird is this is true and yet how different they are as people. Starmer is obviously comparatively very hard-working and studious, but the results—!

30/8/2025, 5:23:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Let’s have a look at what Stephen’s talking about in this thread about Donald Trump body doubles. One thing’s for sure: it won’t be HBO’s Harry P— oh.

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30/8/2025, 4:47:06 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

That is really fucking funny.

30/8/2025, 3:38:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

I think people have turned against it in the way you turn against the colour you painted the kitchen. Yeah, probably a mistake in hindsight but no real harm done* - certainly not enough to consider remodelling or moving house. *Not my view!

30/8/2025, 3:35:38 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, much the same. We were advised to put a price on it to discourage timewasters. Didn’t help! Gave it to a friend in the end.

30/8/2025, 1:39:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, buddy. You ever try to sell anything on Facebook marketplace? We tried getting rid of a leather armchair for £50, the amount of people who tried to lowball us, someone accused us of lying about it being leather…

30/8/2025, 1:35:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Whoa whoa whoa, do you think that Mohn Jajor, Magic Prime Magic Minister of the United Magic Kingdom has a historical parallel as well? These analogies are a little complex for me, you see.

30/8/2025, 11:30:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

And yet I find it grating rather than relatable.

30/8/2025, 11:06:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

I… *think* this is a foot and mouth disease grudge?

30/8/2025, 9:08:37 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

He seems to dislike all of Europe. And also want to establish a fascist international. Which, call me a wet liberal if you must, I’m not jazzed about.

30/8/2025, 6:49:54 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

[Guy who’s only seen Succession] This reminds me of Logan Roy’s erratic behaviour in Season 3, Episode 5.

30/8/2025, 6:41:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

For what it’s worth, I’ve a Discord friend who lives close enough to Things that they notice increased or unusual activity and, if he is dead, they’re being unusually calm and discreet.

30/8/2025, 6:38:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, obviously this is how… linear time works but not a peep about it before I went to bed and now it’s all everybody is talking about.

30/8/2025, 6:27:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

[leaning in real close and whispering] I don’t even know who the fuck Gavin Newsom is.

29/8/2025, 10:55:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

People are complex and contradictory so I’m perfectly willing to accept “Old Hollywood hand able to keep making coherent movies despite politics becoming increasingly incoherent.”

29/8/2025, 10:35:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ll admit to being out of loop but I’d be interested to learn how he (or if he) accommodates Trumpism. Not to be too route one but Juror #2 is clearly made by someone who believes in justice and, well, *the law*.

29/8/2025, 10:29:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

No, yeah, that’s true. Maybe if they’d really let Pascal loose with a mid-Atlantic accent. Cowards.

29/8/2025, 10:20:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

29/8/2025, 10:14:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

I will admit to being slightly confused as to why Thunderbolts is the preferred of the two versus First Steps, though the consensus seems to be they’re both varying degrees of decent. I thought First Steps’ family angle and aesthetic were breaths of fresh air.

29/8/2025, 10:12:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Past a certain point, the stakes become less personal, less relatable and less compelling. E.g. Fallout’s villains have histories and rivalries with Ethan. Dead Reckoning’s villain is a malevolent screensaver.

29/8/2025, 9:57:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

The penultimate one drained so much of my goodwill. I toyed with seeing the last one but with a three hour runtime and reviews like the above… that’s long haul fodder.

29/8/2025, 9:47:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

No! No!!

29/8/2025, 5:57:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, that’s where the gap has manifested - though my understanding is that lower league football is better supported in the UK than basically anywhere else.

29/8/2025, 5:53:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

THEY’RE NOT TOYS THEY’RE COLLECTIBLES

29/8/2025, 3:47:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

Why don’t you try painting a zebra crossing while drunk out of your mind if you’re so bloody clever?

29/8/2025, 10:56:09 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sam (@spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social) reply parent

I say this with great sadness: I think fewer people will be repulsed by “This is clearly a racist intimidation campaign” than “This is very tacky.”

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Yeah, a small chunk of the population going feral is less than ideal. What’s worse is three of the major parties, including the government, competing to see who can most validate that small chunk.

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